What games do you play in the toilet?
What games do you play in the toilet?
Clover
What the fuck would I be doing in the toilet?
I browse Cred Forums
I shit post on Cred Forums
backlog of DS and PSP games
your mom
toilet time is quiet contemplation time, playing games on the toilet is degenerate
this to be honest.
I have always made progress in whatever im working on while thinking on the toilet.
>in the toilet
>in
fucking pajeet doesnt know how to use a toilet
None, I used to get really bad hemorrhoids so I can't spend more than 5 minutes max shitting or else they might come back.
At least I hope it was hemorrhoids, it might be rectal cancer.
i read poems
Puzzles and Dragons, or whatever I'm playing on my PSP. Right now, it's Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos.
>sitting on toilet
>playing PSP
>really dramatic and heartfelt moment shows up
>shitting up a storm
>can only hear farts and splashes while characters are being sad and/or emotional
Kek.
I read comics on my tablet or browse Cred Forums
It takes me under a minute or two to go to the toilet, eat more fiber, jesus
Do you not continue sitting on the toilet after you're done shitting?
Only when I have mud butt and don't want to deal with wiping yet.
Enjoy your pinkeye savages
Price to pay when you want salad to sit on your face.
NetHack
Just have a wiping hand and a shitposting hand, poo in the loo style.
Phone screen stays sanitary, poop time is still fun time. Win win.
If you're not in the toilet, you're in the wrong place. You belong in the toilet.
I rarely ever. Shitting isn't some ordeal that takes several minutes for me. I just go in, shit, and get out.
you jizz at the exact moment you pop out a turd? tell us of your techniques.
>disrespecting the sacred ritual of shitting
>there are people that have never experienced the perfect toilet
Picross. I've been going through the Picross-e games on 3DS, currently at e5 just from playing on the toilet.
I'm not sure I want to know what the shower setting is for.
I'm afraid of my phone/tablet cameras to suddenly start running and let the whole worl see my 10 inch monster, so I usually read the shampoo bottles.
Who even has time to play vidya in the toilet?
You literally just sit and shit for about 5 mins and you're done.
How long do you have to go without fapping to leak precum? The little amount I do generate requires stimulation. I've never been horny enough to leak.
the toilet stands up, turns its bowl upside down and dumps it's contents on you.