What games do you play in the toilet?

What games do you play in the toilet?

Clover

What the fuck would I be doing in the toilet?

I browse Cred Forums

I shit post on Cred Forums

backlog of DS and PSP games

your mom

toilet time is quiet contemplation time, playing games on the toilet is degenerate

this to be honest.

I have always made progress in whatever im working on while thinking on the toilet.

>in the toilet
>in

fucking pajeet doesnt know how to use a toilet

None, I used to get really bad hemorrhoids so I can't spend more than 5 minutes max shitting or else they might come back.

At least I hope it was hemorrhoids, it might be rectal cancer.

i read poems

Puzzles and Dragons, or whatever I'm playing on my PSP. Right now, it's Queen's Blade Spiral Chaos.

>sitting on toilet
>playing PSP
>really dramatic and heartfelt moment shows up
>shitting up a storm
>can only hear farts and splashes while characters are being sad and/or emotional

Kek.

I read comics on my tablet or browse Cred Forums

It takes me under a minute or two to go to the toilet, eat more fiber, jesus

Do you not continue sitting on the toilet after you're done shitting?

Only when I have mud butt and don't want to deal with wiping yet.

Enjoy your pinkeye savages

Price to pay when you want salad to sit on your face.

NetHack

Just have a wiping hand and a shitposting hand, poo in the loo style.

Phone screen stays sanitary, poop time is still fun time. Win win.

If you're not in the toilet, you're in the wrong place. You belong in the toilet.

I rarely ever. Shitting isn't some ordeal that takes several minutes for me. I just go in, shit, and get out.

you jizz at the exact moment you pop out a turd? tell us of your techniques.

>disrespecting the sacred ritual of shitting

>there are people that have never experienced the perfect toilet

Picross. I've been going through the Picross-e games on 3DS, currently at e5 just from playing on the toilet.

I'm not sure I want to know what the shower setting is for.

I'm afraid of my phone/tablet cameras to suddenly start running and let the whole worl see my 10 inch monster, so I usually read the shampoo bottles.

Who even has time to play vidya in the toilet?
You literally just sit and shit for about 5 mins and you're done.

How long do you have to go without fapping to leak precum? The little amount I do generate requires stimulation. I've never been horny enough to leak.

the toilet stands up, turns its bowl upside down and dumps it's contents on you.