Up to 170 teraflops of half-precision (FP16) peak performance

>Up to 170 teraflops of half-precision (FP16) peak performance

>Eight Tesla P100 GPU accelerators,

>16GB memory per GPU

>NVLink Hybrid Cube Mesh

>7TB SSD DL Cache

>Dual 10GbE, Quad InfiniBand 100Gb networking

>3U – 3200W

CONSOLES BTFO. PC MASTER RACES WINS AGAIN!

>129 thousand dollars for a graphics card

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Still cant get 4k and 60fps on Witcher 3

NOT A GRAPHICS CARD MORON. ITS A FUCKING SUPERCOMPUTER IDIOT..

L2READ

No, you see it's so good you'll want to start a 2nd business so you can afford it!

>a graphics card

Bitch pls the system comes with 8x tesla p100 16gb EACH! That's just the start.

What now? Gonna duct tape 10 ps4 pros together. Still can't compete

Is this the kind of hardware they use to do movie CGI stuff?
This seems overkill desu.

I want my vr waifu at 16K and 240fps

So what the fuck do companies do with these massive GPUs? NASA computing?

>Worlds First Deep Learning Supercomputer.

If I were a betting man, I'd say it's a super computer designed for deep learning

>pay $125,000 for a supercomputer
>nvidia releases a driver update that nerfs your supercomputer a year later

SHOULD'VE BOUGHT IBM

Will this run Mankind Divided on max settings?

Sell it to companies to run their servers on.
Sell it to red team planners to run simulations on.

Are those USB 3.0 ports? Whoa.

>muh deep lurnin

unless you can actually explain what it is
you are just reapeating shitty buzzwords

This shit will be 200$ next year, just wait it up.

The previous version of the tesla. The tesla k80 started at $5000 and had the processing power equivalent of the world's fasted super computer in 1998.

The Tesla P100 is immensely faster than that. They are mostly for an economical (relatively) way of having an in house super computer for highly detailed simulations. Like a company car company would use it to simulate compusion within an engine with multiple and interchangeable variables to extreme precision.

No, they actually use consoles for that, those things are for extremely precise simulations, like bombs and shit.

>GDDR5
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

You all make me sick.

Think of it as a step closer to the true AI
And nope, none of the shit you heard nowdays as AI is actually true AI

...

>smaller than most desktops
>still 200x more powerful >doesnt get hotter than 35c

Magic?

just bought this for my rig, think I can run Witcher 3 at high now?

>Bought a super computer for your rig
>A rig for your rig
You tried.

>134lbs

>ubuntu

dropped

>>A rig for your rig

not a new concept

But the most important question! Can it run Crysis?

>dimensions in mm
>weight in pounds
Dumb americans

Looking at it. See replies. Look again
>129
>THOUSAND
I could open a mcdonalds with that much money.

not with hairworks at least

>ONE HUNDRED THIRTY FOUR POUNDS M8

Just dual boot steam os or get rid of Ubuntu all together.

But can a Mcdonalds run crysis at supersized options?

So what your thinking liquid nitrogen cooling?

I always wanted to replace my old barbecue grill.

Yes,AND with extra cheese and fries too.

nah, just flip a helicopter and run the blades
>mega fan

BUT WHAT DOES IT FUCKING DO?
"Ummm it like, super computes shit and stuff, LOL." NO FAGGOT, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NEED THIS

>$700 for just the gpu
Lmfao enjoy your pixel indie games and watered down console ports

Literal KEK machine

Imagine all the 4k porn you can simultaneously play on it.

Will it be able to run Crysis at medium tho?

Got you covered senpai

it says operating temps, it means you need to keep it cool to 35 C, not that it will stay there by itself. You need a liquid cooling system m8

Really should be 4U

Could I buy this thing and just play Vidya on it?

NVIDIA WINS AGAIN

AMDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

ALWAYS GO GREEN, BABY

>ONE HUNDRED THIRTY FOUR POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

well nvidia made it so it's probably gonna run around tree fiddy gb

lul why would i buy a deep learning computer.

i am a deep learning computer.

deep in your ass

nope because >Ubuntu
loonix has nogaems

maybe i like it :^)

Four years and i've only now just discovered the spoiler shortcut

It's ment to be able to fit in a server rack.

And the 8x gpus are really close together where to find the room for more cooling? CPUs memory and SSD are all on the side so no good there.

Think the liquid cooling system is underneath?

Side note: it's got pretty guts

i discovered it on accident like last week

why did no one tell us? :(

But can this max crisis?

CTRL+F

Sup? :^)

because we're still newfags

wtf does control f do?

Alternatively you could google "deep learning" to get a surface level explanation from wikipedia and similar websites.

oh right, find in page

>3KW
Jesus christ how horrifying

runs exact same games as ubuntu. nogaem

neck yourself

> anon1 asks if Xmachine does Y
>anon2 answers "its Xmachine"

I don't give a fuck about what its used for, it was a shitty answer

Should I upgrade Cred Forums?

8x for 129k seems a bit much but I think 1x for $12,600 fair

wtf are you talking about?

I wonder if it's windows compatible? I don't see why it wouldn't be.

yeah, obviously. stable 45fps baybay!

Get at least two or else you'll only be pulling ~40fps in Minesweeper

I really don't want to explain it so just read it over a few times and let it marinate a bit then come back to me

i'll just wait until that guy replies, i'm too fried with studying, drinking and staying up to understand right now.

GB memory per GPU

dont you mean 14GB?

Wait what's better price/power ratio 1 tesla p100 for $12k or 2x tesla K80s in sli for $5k?

I want to future proof

>13.5

I hope you live in a place that's forever winter otherwise watch your house burn to the ground

This thing can't be safe

Actually pretty nice. Seen them a few times. Work pretty well.

>half precision
>170 teraflops of 16-bit computing

>giant death machine
you pussy bro?

>buy 130,000 video card
>comes with two copies MightNo 9

YFW

The k80 is only 2500 now. Not a bad price.

>24 gb of vram

>Up to 170 teraflops of half-precision
so it's just 85 teraflops of full-precision once you leave the marketing bullshit behind.
>peak performance
so in reality it won't even hit the 85 teraflops at all
Good job, Novidya, good job!

He's a big guy

Dad works at nVidia. So i got one for free.

NOT VIDEOGAMES

Still 20x more powerful than a ps4 pros.

Premium product premium price

Enjoy your upscaled 4k @30fps locked.

While i sit back and jerk it 16k 240fps vr goddeses.

At the rate consoles are going. I'm sure you'll understand in 50 years kek

it's a 16-bit computer dude.

it's not doing 64-bit gaming.

nvidia is pulling a fast one.

do the teslas overclock well might splurge for my next build

>le videogames
>le teraflops
it's a fucking compute card retards, it's not for vidya. It doesn't even have video out ports

>Still 20x more powerful than a ps4 pros.
20x PS Pros = 20 x $399 = $7980
>Novidya DOGSHIT-Wan = $129,000
really makes you think, huh?

>If I were a rich bastard. I'd buy 2, and see how much money I could make using them to compute stock market trends.

>Compliance and Resource Repurposing Blender #45

>Emploeyee #24356766
>Your production is 2% below the nominal productivity requirement
>Must we "Repurpose" You?

>Console
$400
>PC
$129,000

>B-but PeeCee is c-cheaper!

>170TFLOPS
>HALF PRECISION
>Not even single precision

Why bother. It will be limited to work with cuda in its closed enviroment and then be gimped in next driver after launching a new version that makes one or two TFLOPS above.

>there are people ITT who are considering preordering this