Is it a good dungeon design?

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>Dark Souls 3 level design.png

I think if we completely destroy it then build it again it will be a better dungeon.

Jesus christ how do you weebs even play this shit? it's like looking at a bad takeout menu.

T-tasukete!

Wow

>not the topographical version

>tfw die at the infant plaza.

FUCKING FILTERFAGS FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Feel when Scotland's entire rail map looks like great wire management.

Bonjour!

>He runs Scotland's textures on "low"

indie games are enjoyable you know

Isn't there a game based on these?

Then there is Finland's only metro railway in Helsinki

>implying your rig can run this at ultra

>Fallout 3 plotline

>random patches of the city got no metro at all

This is such bullshit.

There are no video games based on either trains or the metro system. What an incredibly stupid question to ask. You are extremely stupid. Please do not ask that question about games that don't exist about running a train, or existing in a metro system again.

Just stop it.

The overworld isn't bad either.

I don't know why I find this so funny.

you're funny
I like your humor

I meant the fucking minimalist design you immeasurable autist

It could

>That lack of snow

DOWNGRADE CONFIRMED.

My city's dungeon looks like it's still in early access.

>when England hogs most of the rails

>decide to roll a business commuter class
>spawn on the red line in the middle of rush hour because RNG hates me
>collect starting station quests from the vendors, start the main quest
>main quest is to fight the Yellow Menace at Chinatown and steal the Tea of Knowing
>not bad, gives me plenty of stations to level up
>grind hobos and commuters all the way through to Woodley Park
>kill the escaped lion guarding platform 2 easily, feeling pretty good about my run
>make it through farragut north to metro center, pick up a side quest at the Smithsonian, doing pretty well, how hard can it be?
>answer: very fucking hard
>some kind of charity bullshit happening at the museum, get mobbed by can-rattlers and i have no resist spec because i thought i'd be on a business line all run
>try to run through but i'm bleeding hitpoints and cash, get to L'Enfant Plaza, fuck the sidequest
>try to transfer onto yellow line but because I didn't clear the skeletons out of Arlington station yellow and blue are still delayed out the ass
>have to take green line
>get nuked by a transit druid in the quiet car because i forgot to unequip my cigarette of +2 charisma

Mini Metro? I've never actually played it.

Yes, because asking the even more stupid question about whether there's been a minimalist design video game ever clearly gets you out of the lobotomy wing.

store.steampowered.com/app/287980/

>That brown shit leaking from Wales
What the fuck is that?

A fucking pitchfork

Swedish Stockholm train line.

Yeah, mini metro is a fine simple game

So that's where they've been hiding Scottish oil.

There are some areas not included on the map, seems more detailed down south

t. scotcuck

Holy shit, I guess I was wrong. Can you find some more extremely unlikely and rare examples of video games involving trains or a metro system? I don't want to push the boat out but if we're delving into crytpomythic video game territory perhaps you , braved intrepid adventurer can find a game about actually PILOTING a train.

Many have insisted it simply can't exist, but you're a smart person, I look forward to your cutting-fucking-edge research.

These people just managed to answer my question whilst being able to put together two posts about game with minimalist designs of metro and train systems in a thread about minimalist designs of metro and train systems without being obtuse asshats.

Sediment from the rivers.

>when the scots are too stupid to vote themselves out

Sediment from rivers I'd assume.

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>3D platformers

If only there was some kind of foolproof system for getting an answer from the internet that didn't involve being called out for being a fucking idiot.

Maybe someone very kind will help you find it too. I don't expect you'll be able to operate such a obtuse piece of machinery though.

I do it fuckin is Gareth. Admit ye canny stop caking the land in yer shite and we'll all go back the fuckin sheep ya weapon.

>Holy shit, I guess I was wrong
Post could have ended there.

Any scotcuck can confirm Paisley is the biggest shithole in the whole country ?

Don't worry I'm sure someone will eventually help you locate a website that sells ass-balm if you ask enough times too. Might want to try and ask about Irony, but really that's going above and beyond.

that's not how you spell Aberdeen

Before they cracked down on drinking on public transport jakes would get on and circle the city all day drinking special brew, getting off only when it's time to go home

It's pretty bad but holy shit Kirkcaldy is a dive.
Fife gets a bad name from places like Kirkcaldy when places like St Andrews and Anstruther are nice.

You seem to be immeasurably angry over this.

Yes paisley and Glasgow I'n general is a shithole. Even the fuckin junkies don't go to paisley.

t. Rural Scotfag.

They banned drinking on trains in Scotland?

Why don't you just tell him where you buy yours buddy.

Yaldi

>beign casual

This never fails to amuse me, even more so when idiots being laughing at this without knowing what is it that the map actually depicts.

I don't know man, I lived in paisley for a year and it fucking sucks, I've been to aberdeen too and it seemed much nicer, even though literally everything is grey.

New Cumnock is the worst place I've ever seen in Scotland.

Green, Orange and Red Masterrace

>hitpoints

>Coal town
Gr8

Just potato my shit up

>scotland

Oh, hoho. Are you AIDS-ridden welfare queens roleplaying again? We had this sort of discussion last year, you've voted "Stay".

>Been playing Underrail recently

It's fun, but fuck me if it isn't hard. Or maybe I am just shit at it, I dunno

They're only officially banned from 9pm to 10am but you'll get kicked off if you start going at it hard anytime during the day. Public drinking is cracked down on hard because we've got a fair problem with it

Fuck off Sassenach

Been doing year all the time last year when doing paisley/glasgow and they hardly gave a fuck about it.

>tfw scottish
>tfw free healthcare
>tfw benefits
>tfw clean tap water
>tfw no darkies

Engcucks are just jelly we have it better

Haven't you got to be on Jeremy Kyle soon?

>>tfw clean tap water

Yeah, no.

Scottish tap water tastes like bleach, but somehow it's even worse in england.

the welsh

Try this

bleach tastes clean you should try drinking some

Looks like Tokyo Metro

7'8/10 too much water

kek

Asakusa reporting

>The Mass Effect 3 of subway maps

You forgot free university. Enjoy paying 12k a year Saxoncucks.

i actually really liked the metro section of fo3, i got lost a couple of times while full up on loot to bring back to my house and had to leave some stuff behind. the relief i felt when i finally exited at dupont station was so damn satisfying.

i think a game like metro2033 but in reverse, an fps where you live on the surface and have to make runs into infested metro tunnels for stuff would be pretty dang cool

Holy shit England is so fucking backwards.

>who designed this, an Alien ?

Länsimetro never ever

>tfw an elf
get on my level scum

orc refugees for everyone

>Dark Souls 2 Map.jpg

>Paris
>Subway gameplay
yuck
I'd rather go scoot between cars in Marseille

This is Canada, we only have one road!

Fucking casuals.

Maybe if you need a map to get through your dungeon it's not the best dungeon design? Maybe you should make it interesting instead of just long and complicated?

Wmata a shit

Excuse me we have 4

>doncaster faded out

it hurts

Get the FUCK on my level

>mfw

Wow, the first legitimate use.

In another World..

>get insta-ganked when accidentally get off at th Anacostia stop because yo picked the race with the privilege bonus

this user live in my town,should we fug?

>several maps share the exact same layout
>players still manage to get lost on them

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Do you even megacity?

At least you guys have a dungeon, here its just a walking sim

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all funded by England. Who's the real cuck, Pict?

haha i got lost in this dungeon before

am I noob?

I feel you bro. Copenhagen metro is like the plot of a Bioware game.

Forgot pic

I guess where else would you go

I'm in Tokyo right now.

It's really nice and easy when you come to a station that allows you to choose your route instead of just trying to find the goddamn prices up on the wall.

SUICA makes it so much easier though.

Buses are shit.

>early access
>estimated completion: December 3176

>It's a Toronto type of game

kill me senpai

>Town only has/had 1 bus
>Had because a it hit a moose on the highway

Don't ever go to Canada. Everything is awful.

Nigga that's early access

>toronto has a dev team of 2.6 million and makes that
>adelaide has a dev team of half that and makes this
really makes you think

Oh shit nigga I'm in Ueno

I saw Sensoji today. Fucking beautiful.

>Who designed this, an alien?

How about an import game?

AND OF COURSE I FORGET THE PIC

So do you prefer a central hub that branches out or things to loop back around itself

>it's a no air conditioning when it's 35 degrees out level
>it's an everyone from the north/south line gets off at Dundas West and crowds the train for people actually going west level
>it's a no sign of delays but the train is 10 minutes late level
>it's a stations screen say train will arrive in 2 minutes for 10 minutes level

Is there a more incompetent dev?

>Outer Harbor
>Nort Haven
So close, yet so far

>It's a Kiefer Sutherland boils on the TTC level

i visited st. andrews for a few weeks as an out-of-country-er and it was an absolute pleasure, even if the open made it a nightmare to get around town sometimes. it's been so long since i had some authentic fish n chips that i almost cried when i got to a chippy.
scotland has some real nice suburban rail, but i'm pretty sure that inner-city rail is going to be the most horrible thing in the world.
have my commute in return for your extremely expensive rail.

this seems like a real location I just can't figure out where it is.

Randomized teleports.
Forbidden Siren did it in a way with how the story was told. You would jump from a to g to b to f.
The best way is to randomize the map layout. Way a is open the first playthrough, and locked the next one. Left 4 dead 2 did it very well and is still one of the "cool ideas" epitome valve has "created"

>expansion was delayed
I want off this ride but the train is stalled.

>Islam is evil
I fucking knew it.

By the way is Turkey actually full of mountains or is that's just the desert?

The boot should tip you off

wow, it's amazing how weird Europe looks when it's twisted.
I mean, I kinda knew that was norway it's just confusing.

Best part is how it's connected to sewers, catacombs, old stone quarries, WW2 bunkers, and countless caves, water reservoirs and even the basement of some buildings.

Paris underground would be an incredible setting for a video game.

>2016
>still no circular line mirroring 495
>purple line delayed forever and will be shit anyway
>meanwhile riders in constant fear of fires and derailments
Is DC the most fucked metro system?

Blue Line master race

Getting from station to station is pretty easy if you understand colors but getting out of some of the stations onto the street can be a little tough.

>not playing with mods

>a subway line connected to Mexico
I'm pretty sure that's Trump's nightmare.

>not posting the compete picture

I take the purple line from Baker Street to travel to Moorgate and transfer onto the black line and get off at London Bridge to complete a fipwimp mongler, effiecitlvey cutting you off from a Blackfriars gambit. Your move Cred Forums.

I'm just glad they seem to be done with all the single tracking on the red line

Real talk.

Would you play a game where the dungeon map is essentially a train map? You unlock each stop as you go.
Bonus: Daytime is a real life subway; at nighttime the stops all stay in the same positions but the routes all change and become twisted dungeons.

I love the Boston game

WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING TRAIN
LONDON UNDERGROUND

You don't need a train. You can walk.

That's literally 2d mario

>Is DC the most fucked metro system?
You guys are fine. You could be Toronto

YOU'RE ALL WANKERS
YOU'RE ALL WANKERS
LONDON UNDERGROUND
I WANNA SHOOT YOU ALL WITH A RIIIFLE

so basically Hellgate London

Fuck this. I'm just going to walk.

>tfw they increased the difficulty on the orange route

Your metro is shit
Literally

>not realizing that the MORE stops a map has, the EASIER it is to get around

That's better than ME3, you actually can end up at three different stops!