That guy who was too much of a beta to get on mic with the group

>Worked on my voice long enough that it passes fine

You guys are fucking small time.

You mean us?

Doing that just to e-faggotry and e-gifts in some poop game sounds a lot more small time.
I have an income you know.

>he thinks everyone has the ability to talk

Some of us are mute, faggot.

>that guy that won't stop asking you to get on mic chat, when you clearly don't want to

>the guy who never talks is the one you look at for a clutch

Because you know he won't mention it if he notices.

>get on
>people start making fun of your voice

You mean 80% of Cred Forums?

Then how are you able to talk to us here, you fucking idiot?

Stop choosing to be a quiet retard then

>Get on
>Wow user speak up
>user sounds so quiet what the hell
>"Sorry, that's just my voice"
>Oh my God user's voice cracked lol
>They later ask me why I don't use voice much

>Dat feel when you got a masculine, deep as fuck voice.

Hell yeah. Looking forward to the next wildnout autistic banter in Vent, friendos.

Feels good, huh?

> guy leaves his mic on all the time
> [persistant heavy breathing and sounds of construction work in the distance]

Bet it feels good.

>tfw you'd want a nice deep manvoice
>tfw you'd be even fine with a weak feminine one
>but instead you get to sound nasal, the only thing everyone without exception hates

That you, Leafy?

>guy leaves mic on as he's chewing and slurping out loud

Yep.

I have flaws, but my voice isn't one of them.

What's weird is that my voice sounds somewhat high in my head. I hear myself on a recording and it's deep, though. Deeper than most males.

I can't even imagine how a woman's voice sounds in her head. Must be like nails on chalkboard screeching.

>dudes constantly blasting triggered xD memes through the mic

I'd rather be a beta instead of a mentally challenged nigerian

>he's too busy sucking your friend's cock instead of yours

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>What's weird is that my voice sounds somewhat high in my head. I hear myself on a recording and it's deep, though. Deeper than most males.
Are you me?
Do you also have an urban London accent?

anyone else used to be more scared of talking over mic on pc than console?

Nah, lol. I'm Canadian.

Ah, what a shame.

No, why the dude has a nasal voice?
Why the fuck are people listening to him then?

I want to shrink into myself when hearing my own voice played back.

All the dudes in this thread who are afraid of getting on the mic, please never buy Rainbow Six Siege.

You're not wanted.

Thanks.

>plays video games
>calls other ppl betas

Lmao the irony

My flats walls are made of paper, so id find it in bad taste to get a mic and scream at faggot to not feed, til 3 in the morning.

>Why the fuck are people listening to him then?
He's the epitome of annoying memespouting white kids and incredibly prolific.

>I can't even imagine how a woman's voice sounds in her head. Must be like nails on chalkboard screeching.

I never actually thought about this, I think this may explain why they are bitches.

>That guy that thought a tin can would suffice for a mic and kept spouting garbled nonsense and refused to stop
Aka; 70% of people who insist on using voice chat.

>there are people that think girls in MMOs/multiplayer games are actual girls
this is the funniest part

>He's the epitome of annoying memespouting white kids and incredibly prolific.

Well I kind of gathered that without ever watching him, but I don't think having a nasal voice has an actual relation to that.

I go on a smallish mumble server for a forum to talk shit, play games, whatever. Every week the mario kart crowd from said forum come on to use a separate room.

They always connect one at a time with an open mic, background noises, the tv, construction, whatever. Rather than going into the dedicated channel we set up for them they just say nothing while everything we say echoes back through their shitty mic. Then they disconnect. Why not just go into the place we made for you so you can all echo, eat, breathe and talk over each other?

Those kids tend to have annoying voices so

I'm sure you can still understand the difference between a nasal voice which is a natural deformity of the nose (and usually they only allow you to fix after you are 20+) does not actually have any relation to being a shitter or not.

>Get on the voice channel
>Mics constantly goes on and off.
>Hears babies scream -, music playing- and people talking in the background.
>Can't hear shit what anyone is saying thanks to this.
I just don't give a crap about voice chats anymore.

Oh, yeah. Definitley.

>get on
>people think I'm 30+ male
>I'm 13
Thanks for the deep voice, padre

>having a group
Jokes on you, all if my friends either grew up and don't play games or play on consoles

Why is your mumble thing set up so bad that new people enter into a used channel instead of an initial lobby where everyone is muted?

Basically why aren't you using teamspeak.

You know I'd like to check on some MMO voice chat today because really mics should've improved by now.
When I was raiding in WoW 70% of the people talking to absolute dogshit was the default, now that every asshole buys a blue yeti atleast to be full gaymurr maybe atleast the quality improved if not the content?

>People tell me to get on the voice channel
>They link Teamspeak channel and not Discord.
Get with the age gramps.

>not American
>playing with Americans or Canadians
>keep accidentally replying in their accents
Makes me feel like a phony cunt every time.

>Brazilian leaves mic on
>constantly hear dogs barking and gun shots

>>I'm 13

MOOOODS

Well, obviously not anymore

Don't worry about it, your accent is formed by picking it up from the people you talk with.

Atleast sometimes, I worked helpdesk with the british for 3 years and I still don't do their shit.

Second

>have the means to interact with anyone in the world via the internet
>nah i'll just laugh and giggle with my personal butt buddies

You kidding?
>play vidya with RL friends
>everyone lives at least 40KM away from eachother
Typing is a lot less convenient. I would agree with you in every other case though.

then why do you need glasses?

Why the fuck would I want to use voice chat on a medium which primary appeal is not having to deal with direct interpersonal communication?

Also, I'd rather not listen to some obnoxious chucklefucks spewing 'bants' trying to be funny way too hard. If I wanted that I'd just go to a bar or a party.

Holy shit are you me

What part of London are you from? West reporting.

Ahahaa you beta faggot. I bet you unironically refer to people as "normies" too

I'm from the South

Why do I have a feeling your from Lewisham or Peckham?

I never talk on console and fuck everyone who does

>need to get some english speaking practice because my accent has become absolutely atrocious since I didn't practice in years
>all of my gaming buddies are from the same country as me
Fuck

>that one kid who thinks he's fresh trying to pretend he's a girl in this age
>call the dude out on a mic
>he says he is too shy
>tell him that nobody's gonna be reading chat on raid, just listen when you get on
>he runs out of excuse so he gets a voice modder somewhwere and gets on like two hours later
>tease the dude about picture
>dude finds a pic right off google, literally the first picture on a google
>compliment on looks, ask what brand it is
>he doesn't know how to answer
You fags are so fun to tease

>pseudo-alpha bigmouthfags asking pseudo-questions and never giving a brief silence to get a response
"user why do you not talk?"
MAYBE IF YOU SHUT UP FOR A MOMENT REST OF US CAN
That is why written text is superior.

Too late, fuckin busted kid :^)

>that guy who communicates with anyone more than what's immediately necessary to play the game

>play with brits
>get a basic understanding of the accent
>make funny jokes in the accent
>friends try to imitate cuz they find it entertaining
>worst fucking attempts at an accent ive ever heard
>they keep doing it

You motherfuckers its not funny, just tipping the tip of your tongue upward does not make an accent, you sound like autists, just stooooop, i will if you will, pls god

>you guys always talk over me!

Well maybe if you werent BORDERLINE whispering in monotone and fucking announced yourself a little bit that wouldnt be a problem for you john

Why do you bully me? I can't help my lisp

>ITT a bunch of antisocial nerds who dont like to talk to strangers and friends and try to act like they are the normal ones

Ahaha, yes I do, now off you go.

Dont feel bad user, one of my buddies has a straight up speech impediment, you know the one where you cant pronounce R correctly and it sounds like W, well its all just fun and games

Use it to your advantage, that kind of thing can make certain brands of humour funnier

>all conversations between the guys is always bantz according to this loser

Wow maybe you just dont have any friends since thats not what a conversation sounds like, sorry user

Obviously he is talking about playing with randoms, and on that part he is not wrong in 99% of the cases.

I'm actually far more social IRL than online. I dunno. When I say shit online I feel weird as fuck and can't really say anything humorous or that showcases much of a personality. I think I rely a lot on how other people are reacting. Normally I shut up unless I know them, and in most online games I mute other players.

>the group
how does one acquire such a thing

LONDON
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Moot is a cacanero?

whos moot

Then how come I hear you in my head you fumbuzzle.

see
If it's random online guys you don't actually know it's not what I'm looking for in an online videogame experience, that's all there is to it.

Maybe some disgustingly desperate extroverted fags want to get others on voicechat because they have no actual friends in real life.

>use mic one time
>guild finds out i am girl
>have to leave because people suddenly become retarded
>i was the main crafter and tank
>guild dies

off i go to kill the next guild

Batman?

>mfw forced to listen to the often-grating voices of uninteresting shit-heels talking about non-game-related bullshit.

Call me a beta all you want, but I can't fucking stand 90% of the people playing online games and I'd rather just stick to only chatting with friends. It's not like most players give any useful input or know how to effectively use my own.

How long have you been playing games jesus christ, not letting your smelly virgin guildmates find out is a golden rule at this point

>tfw disgustingly desperate introverted fag who wants to make online friends

Still wouldn't think it would happen in the voicechat of some random game.

>guy
Think back on the times you've heard chicks speak online and reevaluate whether the silent guys are guys at all.

>Keep getting asked to go on mic with the rest of the dudes
>Know for a fact that it goes dead silent as soon as everyone starts playing
>Aside from the occasional heavy breathing into microphone

I hate all streamers except one. He's a German deaf/mute 'girl' who streamed without cam and had his streaming page set up in the most ridiculously girly way possible, like it was a parody of a parody of girly shit. Then he just acted like an idiot typing, played league adequately and reaped in those retard donation bux. You gotta go the extra mile.

>everything is so outsized because the robot is tiny
That shit is cute. CUTE!

Maximum this.

Just do a terrible falsetto and play along.

Then how come the earth is flat, faggot

>Turn on microphone
>"DUDE YOU HAVE A REALLY DEEP VOICE"

Fucking this
I have an awful voice of a 13 years old kiddo. But I'm 24 holy shit.

>get told I have a "chill" voice
What does that even mean?

Keep telling yourself that bud

Probably that you talk slow and lazy.

Can you only breathe out of one nostril?
I think this is fixable by fixing your neck and back because I used to have this problem and it changed my voice some when I was able to properly breathe out of both nostrils.

Yeah, one nostril usually, I have a deviated septum which is most definitely the primary cause, actually going to the doc about it tomorrow.
Probably too late to change my voice much but who knows

This shit never happens. Quit playing pretend, you'll never be a girl.

>never happens
>you can blow up literally any thread on Cred Forums right now by claiming to be a girl and providing proof
>you can probably do it even with just being a trap

Come on now user.

I'm actually convinced I had this and unknowingly fixed it when I decompressed my entire spine on one side, causing my ribcage to expand by 20% and fix a shitload of other problems.

Well thats definitely interesting but the voice itself can be from a multitude of things, so lucky you.
For me theres no real question, my nose is visibly crooked to one side, thanks again genetics.

If they give a reason like "its late and people are asleep" then I give it a pass, but if you just flat out go "I dont want to" or dodge the idea, i'm judging just a bit

>you cant talk real life friends online

I do not like to speak in english.

>When someone in the group gets a girlfriend and the fucker refuses to stop bragging
Bonus points if you can hear her talking to him in the backround, Shit is the biggest fucking mood killer.

You wanna tell him to fuck off but don't want to come off as that beta jelly guy.

>He plays games that involve socialising

Either be a normie or don't, if you chat with your steam bf's and call that videogames you're being a halfassed harry.

>Either be a normie or don't

Well if not being a normie means no socialization, could you fuck off of this imageboard focused on socialization?

Don't tell me you are some normie faggot who needs to speak to people to feel better about himself

Cred Forums isn't a videogame, baka. And you'd have to be brain damaged to call posting here socialising.

Why do I have the feeling you are both innately insufferable?

>says he doesn't have a mic
>he does have a mic, it's not set on push to talk and we can hear his keystrokes as he types

You are brain damaged if you think it is not.
Its as much socializing as anything online.

It may seem like you need to be anti-social and anti-everything to fit in here, but you don't user, so lurk more instead of posting this shit.

I haven't been outside my room for 3 months, this is the only socialization I get apart from games.

I'm paranoid about my headphones acting like a microphone by some software mixup. I swear there was this one time where they could hear me.

>room

So you are shitting and pissing in the same room you are locked into for 3 months now?

WHAT THE FUCK

This is spooky as fuck

Fucking normie, try seven years of isolation.

i have an ostomy pouching system and piss out the window. i think the neighbours complain about it, but im deaf so i can't hear them knocking on my door even if they did.

I did that because I am grill and didn't want to be noticed

Wew, talk about a bitter cunt

>anons gf comes on, he left his mic on
>she plays adequately
>I kill her
>Bants about cucking him
>He comes back
>Designated as the cuck for bants
Don't be so bitter man.

I don't think thats possible.
At best you can screw up with a condenser mic enough that it acts as a speaker

Are feet shoes?

how are you speaking now then faggot

DUBLIN

Not all of us have the luxury of having our friends live in the immediate area.

Jesus christ you people have fucking problems.

If you have the slightest reading comprehension you understand that even though he didn't specify - he was talking about playing online with strangers.
Yet so many responses come in that act like he did specify "all" situations or people.

Why do Cred Forumsirgins can only think in absolutes? Why do you imagine absolutes where there arent any? Just so you can take the opposite end absolute and the world can remain that beautiful black and white we all know?

Because apparently, being on Cred Forums means you have no life.

Does not explain it to me, why would not having a life make you into a a tool that willingly ignores all other possibilities in for of the one that is most contrary.

lmao