The things Youmu's sword can't cut are next to none

No

Try to stop me.

What are you going to do about it?

>Cred Forums is a Sakuya board

Youmu's sword can't cut my love for her!

Youmu is wonderful

Getting demolished by a girl doesn't sound right but godammit assertive girls is my fetish.

Post more Terajin or gtfo fagt

is /jp/ visiting? domo gomensai, /jp/-chan. can you translate a hentai manga for me for free? it will be good practice for you, big guys.
sayonara, Cred Forums user.

I had a dream that ZUN/Tasoforo realized how much better Soku was received compared to their other fighters and redeemed the fighters by making an improved version.

We can only hope user. The new tasoforo doesn't seem to like being able to show skill in fighting games. Even SWR/Soku had signs of the devs trying to "Casualize" the game, but at least players could work around them. The new fighters are just flat out "No skill allowed".

She can't cut her own dorkiness.

I love my meido

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That's a big knife.

wazzup faggots
mom coming through

Why couldn't you protect her smile, Cred Forums?

i cri everytime
youtube.com/watch?v=2-cgCoNN8Vo

>Liking a fraud

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Why is Youmu so cute?

not being aware of your feminine side can be cute

Boo!

Sounds to me like you are just gay

Now that's a cute 2hu I would rape

what the fuck there's actually a sperm touhoe

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beating and raping youmu!

Umbrella leave. this is spooky territory.

When will it be Orinrin time?

Umbrella is for cute, not for rape.

Never this thread is for best cat

>Youkai that feeds on human fear
>Is totally incapable of spooking anything because she's a turbo cutey
How does she sustain herself then?

She can't cut dicks.

>not sure if what I feel for Youmu is platonic or love

Cute rape?

youtube.com/watch?v=hBO3ViVW9OQ

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>MUH FUCKING SOKU
Go back to fucking Chile and die already.

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She can't tell between real surprises and people pretending to be surprised just to please her

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She should try being nude, I'm sure that will surprise people.

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Man, what's with those sound effects.

k wea wn

kasodani more like KUSOdani

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Do not bully the dog

>want to look up wriggle porn
>it's all futa
Yamerooo

Why is the best Touhou artist a Mexican?

Shhhh

Yukari is sleeping.

Keep your dog on a leash.

Nigga, what? You have itou for Wriggle.

I wanna give ringo my genetic information just so she can spit it out and call it useless

Can i get full?

Soft rabbit tum.

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One of the softest in the series propbably

>tfw you fell for the time stop meme

she sells her body for free and then goes to her partners and lie about getting pregnant.

Classic Tom and Jerry sound effects, the "apu" thing is from the classic episode where tom and his cousin fused into this abomination to scare jerry.

>the end of that doujin

And if you think that is sad, see the sequels.

Reminder that Seija did literally NOTHING wrong.

Which means she did all wrong.

space jin

Nuh uh

hemo

No.

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2894191

Noice

seija is pure

I liked him before he became a meme.
I guess that makes me a pixiv hipster, or something.

But can she outdo the original queen of 2hu softness?

I'm too intelligent for shmups
What are some good 2hu games that are not fighters?

>letty whiterock
>more soft than yuyuko

fat doesn't have to be soft

en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Defence_of_The_Shrines_2

Only angel Seija is pure

Would Letty get along with humans who love Winter?
I feel I could get along with lots of human hating youkai thanks to mutual interests. E.g Medicine is a shut-in with social anxiety.

post youre score

shoot the bullet

Letty is basically just an overgrown baka.

>MFW the third part raws are up, but not one has translated it
I want to know what the fuck is going on? why Seija's heart literally collapsed and both angel and devil seija crumble away?!

youmuu?
:^)

>Yohane
does he hate LoLK? he hasn't draw a single one of the new characters.

So how does Myon work? does Youmu have control over it? Does it just float around Youmu or does Myon have a mind of its own?

They aren't as interesting as other casts. Especially 14's

Well, at least he also hates sumireko.

Myon is just Myon. That is all.

>I had a dream that ZUN/Tasoforo realized how much better Soku was received compared to their other fighters

IaMP is the only good one.

Have a silly Myon's vid
>youtube.com/watch?v=Nh7H1XPQYPo

He's still deciding which of them to portray as a holocaust victim and which as a rubenesque smelly fujo.

You again?

Does someone actually likes Yohane's artstyle?

I do, when is not drawing anorexics.

Shit eaters exist everywhere, there's no helping it.

>take 7
Your sacrifice will be remembered ;_;7

>that fucking gundam unicorn's music.

>all that yuyu

You're right...they're tied!

I can't imagine why not if you didn't have an air of hostility. She's prolly wary around people since they tend to beat the crap out of her for little to no reason.

dork lives matter

Youmu has feet!

I love Toyohime.

seiga is better than dork
fight was rigged

sega is a bully and bullies never win

Sega does what Nintendork

If Sakuya isn't a time master then how by throwing one of two knifes she can make them 99999 due to time shenaningans?
>atheists: -999
>sakuyafags: 1

>implying she was telling the truth
2hus lie all the fucking time, only the profiles written by ZUN can be 100% trusted

But can it cut my burning desire to rape her immature body with my adult cock?

>you
>mature
pick 1

I might not be mature, but my cock sure is, especially when compared to Youmu's childish body

>I might not be mature, but my cock sure is

Why are all youmu doujins rape doujins?

[Spoiler]I'm not complaining [/spoiler]

There is a one where Youmu rapes you.

>I might not be mature
>my cock sure is
>gets hard from a childish body

Raping dorks is fun

That's not true

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Delete this

>Why are all youmu doujins rape doujins?
Are they?
Looking for "youmu, -rape" on sadpanda yields 658 results, if we don't consider translated galleries.
Looking for "youmu, rape" on sadpanda yields 67 results, if we don't consider translated galleries.
There, as far as we Westerners are concerned, are almost as ten times more non-rape Youmu doujin than rape ones.
Myth busted!

Do not delete this

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Well, clearly this a problem that needs to be rectified, then.

Maybe delete this

Just pay Asanagi enough money and he will draw anything you want, that's how everyone Boatsluts (male) doujin was made

*everyone's favorite

I don't know if you should delete this

But Sakuya is atheist

How come nobody likes Raiko?

Should you delete this?

Because you're a shitposter and made everyone hate her, shotty.

But that's not true

Nobody posted her before

the best

Yes

I want futa doujins where Youmu fucks her other half.

How much money did that cost?

Dunno, you should mail him

Who's the best poster?

Me

Touhou is SHIT.

But that's not me

Perhaps don't delete this

doggly

Kek

Why is this thread so boring?
How do we fix this?

>you will never have a loli wife that pampers you
I would be okay even with the kuso doggy

>Why is this thread so boring?
Because every single Touhou thread is the exact same. Also grass is green.

But this one is specially boring.
Must be the Youmu OP.

God not that again

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Fuck off

Do not fuck off

Do fuck off

Maybe fuck off

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Consider fucking off, then do or do not depending on your evaluations

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youtube.com/watch?v=jHYA0yVMjYw

USA
USA
USA

You see this shit? That's your fault.

Epic meme character

How so?

I don't know if you should fuck off

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Pledge your allegiance now and you'll be rewarded!

Rewarded with more memes?

Who's the cutest touhou?

If that's what you want, user

my favourite

It's Nitori.

It's Satori

uguu sakuya

It's Mootori.

Who?

>With no mass
I don't even want to count how many math paradoxes this would create.

Pretty sure it's lust.

youmu a best

but

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Your favorite, what kind of question is that?

What about the thick autism of the touhou faggots?

Everything insubstantial.

Like yours?

Well I consider my favorite beautiful but not cute, gap moe at best maybe.

The cute ones are usually the lolis like suwako or the retards like futo.

Wouldn't it just be easier to say that her sword can cut almost anything?

Tenshi? More like TenSHIT lmao.

That's how somebody who is not a massive DORK would say it