Then what's the fucking point? It's the ONLY thing this shitty handheld has going for it...

At this point I almost get the feeling they're going out of their way to disappoint everyone.

>no online course uploads
why even bother buying this? why not just go on eshop and get a real mario game for a fraction of the price or go on the internet and get all the mario games and assloads of romhacks for F R E E

A cashgrab

Nintendo is basically Mozilla at this point.

A bare bones port. Honestly seems more like a companion app than its own game.

If there's one thing about most hacks that disappoints me, it's that ZSNES is the only emulator they'll work on.

Portability? You don't play vidya on the go?

aaaaaand DMCA'D

What did Mozilla do?

In the last few years, Firefox has gone from something like 70% marketshare, down to single digit percentages, because Mozilla has completely and utterly fucked it up beyond all rational comprehension. Fucked up the UI. Fucked up the customization options. Now they're removing support for XUL extensions in the next couple of versions. Soon, you'll only be able to use Chrome-style extensions that are no better than userscripts. No browser customization at all.

And the amazing thing is, even though literally everyone in the community is screaming at them to stop and change course, they are refusing to,

>playing 3DS in public

Just get the inevitable NX version instead

>Hyrule warriors 3ds porn makes original look like a waste of money with all its new features and extra maps
>Mario Marker 3ds port is shit without online sharing and amiibos, makes original look better

that only applies to old hacks, the whole zsnes-only thing was issue with the program they use to insret to add new music to the game which had issue that made hacks not to play on anything but zsnes, but it did get fixed, so there are many hacks that are zsnes-only, but nearly all newer smw hacks do work on other emulators.

>Hyrule warriors 3ds porn
>porn

Opps

Did you use the 3D in NSMB2?

It was terrible.

Who knows, who even bothers with 3d on the 3ds anyway?

I do. Only retards ignore the 3D.

>The o3DS is not capable of running a Musou on the scale of Hyrule Warriors
>Not only port it without the "use the system's full power by disabling the home menu" trick that Smash and Monster Hunter do, but add enough extra content to make the original all but obsolete

>The o3DS is perfectly capable of connecting to the internet, scanning amiibo with an accessory, and displaying a 2D Mario in 3D
>Gut all these features even for n3DS because "we want to focus on streetpass"

Also they went hyper sjw, even firing the ceo for not supoorting gay marriage (didnt actually do anything, just said he doesnt support it). They also slashed power features from the browser that need plugins to restore now. And they upped the graphics and meme budget (serious) but not workimg on improving the actual browser.

Palemoon mustard race

>port it without the "use the system's full power by disabling the home menu" trick
Wait, they seriously didn't use the RAM-boosting trick? What the fuck

Battery and fps are better without 3d

How long havev piratefags and poorfags have been crying for Mario Maker on 3DS now?

Now that they finally get it, it's shit?

I'd be more than okay with that. I want proper analog control.

I never play while away from a wall outlet for longer than a couple hours and not every game gets higher FPS with in 2D. Not to mention how meaningless frames per second is when you're playing a turn based JRPG.

Would you say that life is simply unfair?

How has Nintendo gotten this shit in such a quick span of time? 2014 at least gave me hope but with the exception of Splatoon Nintendo basically ruined everything last year.

Because it's just that, a simple platformer.
The hell are they supposed to use it for?

It's not like it's well used in other games anyway, more than a stark few that is.

Haven't you learned by now?
They put these stupid gimmicks on their consoles first and only bother to think about how to make use of it afterwards.

Yeah, I play it on o3DS and am perfectly capable of using Miiverse and the internet browser while playing. Meanwhile the game itself runs at 20 fps on average while displaying just as many enemies.

Volga's victory animation takes twice as long because the system slows to a crawl while rendering all those flames.

It was great discovering they had removed the "ask me every time" option for cookies without announcing it.

The 3D can be good sometimes...

more pls! keep this thread at least halfway interesting

where can i find more of this myself for future purposes?

The only people actually mad over Mario Maker 3DS are fags who are jelly they missed the Wii U boat

>can only use web browser if i have the latest update
fml, is there any bypass besides cracking it?

Just update the emuNAND you dummy

Reminder that miyamoto fought everyone at nintendo to add the useless 3d feature into the 3ds

Without it, nintendo wouldnt have to worry about hefty hardware costs with the 3d.

Also the 3ds being wii/vita tier (i.e. N3DS in 2010)

If you look really closely at the QR the red text on top of it says @DGW666
twitter.com/DGW666

It doesn't matter that much. The game was dead the moment
>No search feature

Remember when firefox was good?

No search feature but yes online?

You deserved it metroidbabby

It's basically a demo to get you to buy a Wii u

cool thanks

Wasn't there some o3ds exclusive stuff due to the way the 3d imagery works

Just update.

>emunand
Sysnand superior

Nintendo big announcements is a galxy skin for 3DS, mobile game and 3ds ports of WiiU games.

The fuck happened this year?

no online

>It's the ONLY thing this shitty handheld has going for it.

Portability
Clamshell design
Battery life
Dual screens
Games

Iwata died user...

old stuff works perfectly fine on my N3DS. even then, you can adjust how the N3DS's 3D works

He discovered x-rays were possible but by that time everyone traded in their original 3DS' for the new one, shame really.

all meaningless when compared to it's PS1 tier graphics and processors. Vita fucking destroys 3DS in every aspect

Wasn't there rumors that they were making an NX Mario Maker but they canceled it?

This is turning into a Super Mario Bummer. No online level sharing and no 3D feature? The "only" appeal is building levels on the go.

Except, you know, it has no fucking games.

Yeah no, gonna stick my 3DS. Thanks anyway you dickless weeb bitch.

Its a gimmick, it always has been. I have well over a dozen games for the 3DS and every single time I used the 3D feature was just to see what it looked like and then I'd turn it off....The only game where it benefitted by having 3D on was Super Mario 3D land. It really helped with the perspective when jumping to odd places.

Back before they decided that WE MUST BE EXACTLY LIKE GOOGLE CHROME?
They don't seem to understand that if users wanted to use Google Chrome, they'd just... use Google Chrome. So by making Firefox more like Chrome, they actually make it less relevant, not more.

>it's useless
>I basically never used it