Why do girls love Portal?

Why do girls love Portal so much?

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Same reason nerds were making "cake is a lie" jokes for 5 years.

It's easy.

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Kinda easy
makes you feel really smart
Really short
Linked to a popular "hardxcore gamur" series

It's a casuals dream if you don't want to be casual and most women are casuals.

because it's a fairly simple game with basic mechanics that women can handle but still allows them to gain 'gamer' credentials ,which is still a largely untapped area of attention for females, which is their driving force

It's a easy puzzle game but is acclaimed. Perfect for GIRL GAMERZ

First of all what?

Accessible and really short.
Unlike those pesky Marvel comics you don't have to read wiki pages for hours every day to pretend to be a fan.

gamesradar.com/portal-is-the-most-subversive-game-ever/

Its a feminist deconstruction of the fps genre with a vag gun...or something (note this article is from almost 10 years ago).

Easily accessible to autists

>allows them to gain 'gamer' credentials
>hurr they arent REAL gamers such as myself

Because it takes 2 hours to complete so its easy to watch a Lets play on youtube and talk like they play it.

>Bra and two shirts and she still has zero chest

let's talk about parallel universes.

She's got slight abs, tho.

I didn't think of that.

And here I was giving them the benefit of the doubt by assuming they actually played it.

It's fashionable and it's really short.


I mean I fucking love Portal myself, but it's clearly casual as all hell.

Spooky skeleton.

Seriously though, she looks sick. Eat a God damn burger girl.

Wake up! Women just want your dick.

>The gun is typically regarded as a phallic symbol of masculine agency, through which power is won and maintained.

Jesus

>Not having fatty liver disease means you are sick

Who is this even?

Can we get a gamergate thread going.

she'll outlive both of us combined

I am a girl and I don't really enjoy the game.

What's even the point anymore

jumpsuitedmonster

Delete her pics after you've finished, shes underaged.

#AuschwitzNeverForget

>you will never snap those arms like twigs

Why live...

If we let people forget, they win.

This, the sooner you realize women are as retarded as you are the better. If women weren't fucking dumb I'd still be a virgin.

She's 19.

kek

Thanks. They can't take me in for normal cosplay. Believe it or not I actually don't want to fap to her. I'm just curious because she's cute.

It's a game about solving puzzles that are easy but still fits into the FPS category because of the gun and the locked view.

So girls can say they like computer games and talk about how hard the platform jump was in session 17. Also, they get to fight the metaphoric representation of their mother in the game.

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>not liking skinny obviously damaged girls

they always make da bes fuks dude

No joke, she looks 11 with a push up bra.

le upboat lol xD

no, seriously, kill yourself, you stupid sperg

>she's "asexual"

code for "ive had a combination of too much validation and a dash of sexual trauma"

Anorexic girls don't lubricate, don't have their periods and even start balding. Real life is not like doujins user.

She's petite, but that's not a bad thing.

fuck off cuck

what does any of that mean

Nice try I am not from London.

I dunno, but isn't that that Asuka cosplayer?