Symmetra is now your love interest. How do you proceed?

potty training

force her to stay inside so she can cook and clean all day while I fuck every female in sight. In some ways, middle eastern culture rocks. Now if only we could do that here in America, without all of the bombings and Islam shit

SYMMETRA CONFIRMED FOR AUTISM

>middle eastern
>symmetra
who..so this is the power of american education

Is she Indian? I don't know, they're all the same my man

Fuck her right in her humongous ass.

>tfw no overwatch girl for us tits guys

zarya, my man

>The way is open.

I think you know exactly where I will proceed.

>overshit

most cancerous fanbase of Cred Forums

Way to make our country look retarded you retarded red neck. They are not even close to each other in looks or culture.

Get the fuck off the internet and go back to fucking your sister before you embarrass us further.

I don't know shit about Overwatch

If she was on tinder what would her profile say?

Have a healthy child with her HUGE CHILD BEARING HIPS

>not liking both

Mei

I'm more into her for her muscles and pretty eyes

>im in this really shitty videogame and lonely losers fap to me

Teach her to poo in loo, then dump her because there's no way I'm licking a curry smelling pussy

hey baby

zarya most fun to girl to play desu

>oh no, someone said two cultures were basically the same.
>you're so ignorant user. You should be ashamed
You act like anyone here cares. Obviously they're seperate cultures that share certain similarities that could be easily confused, and I'm not huge enough into the overwatch "plot" to really care about a character I don't like's background, but can't you post your faggy comments elsewhere?

Even if it's true they are always covered up. Tiddies you can't see might as well not be tiddies at all.

Offer her a job in tech support.

>tfw your ovetwaifu is fun to play, in the meta, is your main, and is your best character

An amazing feel

Potty training

Poo

Eat curry
shit in street

I want Zarya to sit on my face

literally all blizzard characters are legs/butts

Can she make her arm vibrate?

Her autism and OCD would get triggered when she's near me so i don't know how I can make this work.

>hot
>rich as fuck
i'd give it an honest go

>The US is so wasteful! The streets are so under utilized!

Make sure not to look her in the eyes or make any loud noises so she doesn't use her retard strength to kill me.

As an ass man, which overwatch character would suit my needs? I'm not gay but if the best ass belongs to a guy, I don't mind. Ass is ass

blueberry of course
have you even seen the game?

I make her get an enema so that she doesn't need to

POO IN LOO
O
O

I
N

L
O
O

Then I fuck her in the ass.

This

And look at her dancing and hip swinging emotes, she probably fucks great.

Either Symmetra or Zarya

Symmetra, Widowmaker, or Mercy

Sweet, I have a girlfriend now

Give 'er the ol' pump n dump

Widowmaker is probably the best ass of this decade 2bh. Only Bayonetta can give her a run for her money.

.... what.

canttellifserious.flac

You have to go back.

Are you trying to be retarded for (you)'s or is this genuine retardation

Fucking neo-Cred Forums

its not me. its all you.
i tried to teach you, about the loo.
but every day upon the street, i find you her with shit covered feet.
its not me. its all you.
you just had to poo in loo

>I am 12 and what is this

god fucking damnit

>Cred Forums hates the delicious brown girl with the best body in the game

I knew Cred Forums had shit taste but goddamn

I want to make her a mommy

>that crop

All because of an epik Cred Forums meme

>implying I'd date a cripple

Why is she such an asshole?

>pulu is better brown than SkyFu

"who knew porn alone could make a game popular"

-me, right now

Go back to what. Your mom?

because shes better than you

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FAAACE

I'd enter her teleporter if you get what I'm saying.

If you shot your load on her face and it didn't come out looking like some perfectly symmetrical Rorschach ink blot, do you think she'd have an autistic fit about it

POO IN LOO

Why does Cred Forums act like they wouldn't fuck the shit out of Symmetra.

>Horrible pink tint to the brown
>Square face

The only thing she has over Pharah is her thighs.

Cuck her with Pharah

Holy shit 18 plus only

That's my biggest gripe with this artist. They really nail everything like the body size and hair and poses with Zarya and and they arguably make the best fan rendition. But the fact that they draw one eye looking one way and another eye from a different angle looking another way

I'll suck the dick of whoever fixes it in the preg picture

Finally have the perfect image for that

The fuck are you guys spazzing out for. Geometry class too hard for you guys?

I proceed to teach her how to poo in loo

Pharah is ggoty

You are being memed on.

I'd love to make her pregnant with a nice healthy food baby.

>Cred Forums hating 2D brown girls

what happened?

Just look at her.

Goddamn Egyptian goddess.

Cred Forums is fagging as always

pol

Cred Forums was a mistake

Tumblr literally cannot draw noses
I defy you to find a tumblr artist that can draw anything resembling a nose
Well there ever be a girl that can surpass short hair Korra? I don't think its even possible.

No, that's a high tech glove

I thought Cred Forums only hates niggers

3D brown girls are fine too.

I want her to give me a hand beezy with her power glove!

yeah
niggers are brown

>Ctrl-F Poo
>8 matches

Good.

I would definitely make caramel babies with Pharah

All of you Cred Forumsutists and Cred Forumsirgins need to chill tf out with the "pol is racist" meme. We have legitimate discussions instead of this garbage "my waifu is better than your waifu" small talk. Guess it's just too mature for you underage kikes

pffaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah but being brown doesn't make you a nigger

Where's the hate? I'm just seeing poo in loo jokes, pajeet.

kms

>being baited this easily

the real nu-/v detected XD

>muh brand of childish autism is less childish than yours XD

on Cred Forums it does

user... If you're going to post fat Zarya, at least make sure she is buff too. Strongfat is love.

I have such a fucking weak spot of Egyptian themed women. They get me every time.

>Draw pharah white
>Call her a goddess

Nah, they confirmed it's a mechanical arm.

Poo in loo jokes is a meme you oversensitive redditor.

thats a physical impossibility

My house has four bathrooms.
I cross my fingers and hope for the best.

Imagine pinning her sweaty ass down the nearest wall, pounding at her viciously and punishing her for breaking the rules while she cries out for moreFrom that moment onward, whenever she sees you in that gym, she'll pick up weights just to drop 'em

where

my ass

Is there any proof real Pharah is buff?

youtu.be/I3N4P-83G-U?t=1h20m8s

By her a new toilet.

My brother. He owns blizzard

>tfw thigh high fetish
>legs are one of my favorite features
>DESIGNATED is unironically my favorite Overwatch girl

I'm sorry Cred Forums.

According to my dick Symmetra is my favorite. It fucking loves her.

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Ster is not a dev. They didn't correct him, but didn't confirm either

I wish.

Western games need more big breasted women (actually big, not average or just barely above average) in general, and Mei would be a fantastic example of one but they are simply never given any form of spotlight.

The best we have in-game is a couple of minimalist sprays of her in light clothing.

Heh heh

there's something in your dress

user please. You can have a big fat tummy and bulging, ripped bisceps at the same time

Ppl seriously suck at understanding waifus

Symmetra would never find a partner. Her sexual needs would get too hard to bare occasionally and she would create a dildo of light and spin it in her.

When she nears infertility age she will get a sperm donor and get pregnant via invitro then go back to work. She will be a bad mother and pay a nanny to raise her spawn.

Know your Waifus.

please, no bait

Truly wisdom for the ages

>doubting the sexual energy of Cred Forums
That's a dangerous mistake to make, user

There is nothing wrong with liking Symmetra.

Are you retarded?

ew I don't want a poo

I suppose in the modern world its okay to like men, so I guess you are right.

>Doesn't know Pol has seperate groups all joined together for a common goal

I bet you blame pol for your shoelaces coming untied.

Ppl on pol are tolerant of all groups there. Those who hate all shitskins just want purity in blond hair blue eyes. Even Italians and brown hair white men are Niggrs to them

Put a bag over her head and think of Pharah.

dude i need a girlfriend that looks like pharrah build and all so i can NUT deep inside

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I commit fucking suicide because my love interest is a disgusting shitskin.

Mercy has perfect proportions on all parts of her body. Nothing too big or too small. That's as close as you're gonna get, because everyone else is flat or a fattie who probably has pancake tits.

>meme
Nigga Indians shitting in the streets isn't a meme. That's an incredibly common occurrence over there.

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nothing to be ashamed of, you're not the only one

Who cares? We're on a Cambodian board with pictures anyway, your opinion doesn't even artery.

im playing Homeworld for the first time
its awesome but it doesnt have waifus :(

Almost all the characters in Overwatch are amputees.

M-more?

Fatties tend to build muscle way more easily and to a greater extent than the high metabolism peasant class.

Why do you think the majority of lifting champions are musclefats?

>'your opinion doesn't even artery'
???
?????

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More like do a 360 and moonwalk away.

time to trigger Cred Forums

That isn't Zarya!

>embarrass us further
Is that even possible?

I'm okay with this.

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You wanted a musclefat, this is your best option.

Who wouldn't like seeing two good looking women slam clams?

not me

>implying

It was just that one actual faggot who has a problem with lesbians.

Why is Pharah all boody

>zarya will never break you

>black/brown
>love interest
Pick 1.

Isn't she super rich?

>hating delicious brown

There's three countries in Asia.
Arabia, India and China, they are all distinct.

>shitskin
>delicious

Pharah=Mercy>Mei>Widow>Dva>Tracer>Zarya>Symmetra>Ana

Is this the reason Mercy is in the Middle East on one of those maps that show where the old OW agents are?

>delicious brown
It's the color I hate, idiot.

>360
>not 720
what are you gay

get that slut away from pharah

>half the population shits in public
>YOU'RE MAKING OUR COUNTRY LOOK BAD
Get your shit heh together, India.

Which one?

Moon over June.jpg

i'm guessing mercy

>people who dont know how to moonwalk

Tell her my name is Hugh Mungus

toilet training.

GET OUT

Neo-Cred Forumsedditors hate on delicious brown because they want to fit in with all the other epin Cred Forums shit posters.

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Is there a mod that puts the Mercy/Symmetra pictures back into the outhouse in Route 66? I find it funny that even in-game characters fap to these two as well. I'm surprised Widow and D.Va and Tracer weren't in there as well.

Too Brown

Too Curry

Now I don't want to sound racist but symmetra is just TOO brown for me
> pharah is best brown

>baby face
>no muscle tone
Doing it wrong.

>"Cripple"
>noun crip·ple \ˈkri-pəl\
>Definition of cripple
>1
>a sometimes offensive : a lame or partly disabled person or animal
>b : one that is disabled or deficient in a specified manner

Augs != Cripples

who cleans your designated shitting streets?

All other pics that are good were posted already
>Pharoh is still sexy

>all of the Overwatch girls are 10/10 in their own way
>you'll never get to fuck any of them

>Mei>Widow
You dun goofed.
Young Ana is also goat

Soldier 76 is now your love interest and HE'S STANDING IN YOU ROOM. How do you proceed?

Suicide

Maybe one day, western devs will catch up to Japanese Egyptian Goddesses.

One day.

Pharah does have a superior face though. Why couldn't they base Symmetra off of the dozens of perfect-faced Bollywood actresses? Someone like Anushka Sharma? Instead, they gave her a manly chin, while every other race (except fucking D.Va/Korea, boy did they fuck her face up, worst face, how do you fuck up Koreans, their idols have perfect faces irl) gets a beautiful female character to rep them.

be a man and fuck him in the pooper

artist fucked up

>76 is my love interest

You could say that I've.... got him in my sights.

This used to be Pharah.

Tekken proportions are the worst, even worse than Street Fighter's. Everyone has such tiny, odd-shaped heads.

Dòng zhù! Bùxǔ zǒu!

>Koreans, their idols have perfect faces irl
Perfect plastic faces.

>all of them 10/10
>not a single loli, some aren't even human like symmetra, pharah, and ana

i don't think so, normalfag

lucio is also 10/10

What's with all the gayshit derailing in every Overwatch thread? Is tumblr really this obsessed with the game? Or are the gay threads so dead you must derail these threads?

Hugh. Mungus.

>Perfect plastic faces.
Still perfect though. I can't even tell the difference so they must be doing something right.

bye

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Did you come here from tumblr?

not brown enough

stop

>implying i am going anywhere

you are the one who needs to leave you fucking normalfag

Even the Overwatch /vg/ general is filled with faggotposting. It's one or two faggots that keep doing it because they want to associate the game with faggotry.

>stop ruining things for me

Sometimes you get lucky and their McCree is horrible.

I'm now a Reinhardt main because he's much more consistent, I only have to rely on my teammates instead of hoping that the enemy team sucks to actually be useful.

More Zarya please.

I want to kiss Pharah.

Sex
then
Divorce

Pharah version of this when?

Man when Blizzard makes a dark brown waifu for us I hope they don't go with the generic loudmouth fatass type. Just give us a legit, soft-spoken librarian type girl or someone really girly/feminine. Black girls don't all need to be super-human strong manly independent don't need no man type of character with shitty cornrows/mohawks. ffs please Blizzard. Give her normal, sexy hair and don't make her fucking bald. Goddamnit they're going to make her bald aren't they?

neo Cred Forums piggu go home

>"I serve with distinction."

can someone explain this pic? Haven't seen the show, I thought it was a nickelodeon show or something. Why is she naked in the bottom pic?

shhh
sweet child
sombra will come to the game and we will know what happens

She prostitutes herself.

Don't we already know she's a boring robot with a covered face?

Might have to check this show out. I love when good girls go bad.

>implying neo-Cred Forums are lolicons
no, neo-Cred Forums are the fags who like traps and feminine dicks

i have been urging mods to permaban these faggy fucking people for so long, Cred Forums is a LOLICON ONLY WEBSITE, why are they even allowed here?

wut

>like traps
>fag
It's not gay, user

The Neofag takeover is almost done. People are already posting gay shit unironically. It's all about the agenda.

He's lying, its a shoop. Or I missed that episode.

Worth checking out seasons 1,3 & 4 though.

Get out neo-Cred Forums

spider man has spoken

Nothing really known for sure.

There's literally nothing wrong with loving the ass of a cute trap

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>Arabia is a country
>Japan is not in Asia
>Vietnam is not in Asia
>Korea is not in Asia

Dude, are you retarded, like for real?

There's nothing wrong with it, and it is gay.

Would pay for this skin

CHEERS LOVE, THE CAVALRYS HERE

>that neck

If Pharah's neck wasn't 10 feet long this picture would be great.

they should do that
rule 63 everyone as skins

I want Tracer and Widowmaker to fight over who gets to use my face as a chair, and in the end they both decide to share so it alternates every day

THICC

RUINED

>W-what?

NO

>a lame or partly disabled person
Cred Forums is full of cripples?
that explains alot

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>this meme is almost 10 years old

fuck!

>Zarya is futa

I want this meme to end. She is a feminine girly girl on the inside, her muscles just throw people off.

this artist must live a painful existence, jesus christ

I want that Mercy to sit on my face with that big booty and call me "boy".

>that yoshimode posture

make sure her robot hand doesn't touch my schwang..... We only get one in life

>giving those sweet sweet (you)'s to obvious bait

fuck!

can someone just post more fit brown girls

Thiqq?

>giving a fuck about (you)s.
Anno domini 2016.

this

INSERT POO INTO LOO

Okay.

Miss Zarya is a cutie!

This is probably the best looped SFM webm ever, and that's what makes it so great. It's nigh perfect looping.

damn i thought i was new

I hope Sombra is cute and skeleton themed

amomentincrime is only 52% loaded -_-

Halloween update

>skeleton themed
>possible halloween release

Alternatively, sexy and cute and skeleton themed

I wouldn't mind if she would shit on my dick.

i want to bite it

>The dick is slightly curved to the right

She would never get turned on.

>Finally get Zenayatta's "cute" spray by accident
>mfw now have to focus on the Rapid Discord achievement and Lucio's The floor is lava achievement

She will try her best to massage it thinking it will straighten in up like how that one mom did with her son.

Wrong

FPBP

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Sorry I don't date autist.

>you will never have an overwatch gf to come home and sit on your face after a long day of work
>you will never smell Tracer's asshole

Why live

source

Is he autistic?

Hope you like the taste of sweaty brown girls.
rule34hentai.net/image/151300

Was it autism?

So Cred Forums as a whole was? Because there's no difference.

It's a warzone.
Mercy used to just go there and heal people, because she's an angel

>the Sweet and innocent looking one is the master
>the strong, dark tomboy is the pet
I love this.

THICCER!!!!

I hope Sombra defeats her enemies by pelting them with churros

>that hip shake before sitting

MUH
U
H

Broken tortilla chips or taco shells as caltrops

More of this please

Thank you.

Since when did Cred Forums become predominantly animalistic spics and niggers?

Thin petite beauties are where its at

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Just because you prefer one thing does not mean you can't appreciate another you fucking goon.

>Liking thickness
>Nigger
Dumb weeb

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Pharah looks really nice in blue

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Indeed.

Liking fatties is part of the new ironic nigger memes that have been spewed here

Right.

Break up with her. I can't be associated with someone who shits in the street.

Underrated post

Blue and brown just fits

Does someone have any 76 x Ana pics

Mei and Zarya are best girls and they're both the opposite ends of the spectrum

why bother with some in between shit when you can be at full cock?

But liking thick and shapely women are not exclusive to niggers. Hell that guy called that dude a weeb for liking D Va when I've heard my normie friends say several times how hard they would fuck her.

Can't we all just get along. What happened to dick unity.

>all this arguing over girls

we all know Alejandra is the best girl

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IN

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She is a fucking computer charater you retard.

stick my finger up her butt

Toilet online. I have opened the pipe.

Kill myself instead of being with someone who shits in the street.

Continue to thicken.

stop arguing and post more Symmetra please

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>Sym
You misspelt Pharah.

Why not both?

I don't know how to feel about this guy's art. The proportions are almost grotesque but not grotesque enough to stop me from chubbing up.

Like smearing feaces on perfection.

nth reminder that symmetra is literally autistic

I finally saved up enough for my boy Reinhardt new skin
Now I gotta pick which legendary skin to get for Zenyatta
Djinn or Ra

Fareeha Amari

By eating her booty like groceries

MY CHEST

>Oh yes Jack! Fertilize my eggs!

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This thread has an alarmingly low rate of Reaper

Is canon that Mei has that huge belly?

Ra.
Best skin in the game.

Widowmaker is very cute.

the only thing THICC about Mei is her cold weather gear

Winston, Tracer, Mei, Lucio, Mercy, Roadhog, D.va, 76, Reaper and Widowmaker are not missing a limb, but 76, reaper and widowmaker all got some weird shot or shit in their blood, Widowmaker is practically a cadaver. the rest of em are either robots or have robotic limbs.

Thanks friendo

Yes.

wrong

He makes big lewd butts and thighs while retaining sexy faces

Hot to me

wrong

I thought Lucio has no legs

I want to rub my face in that belly.

>someone who's only knowledge of the game is sfm porn
wew

Pharah is not an amputee you faggot

Hanzo and Pharah have all their limbs. Official list of heroes with fake limbs is Genji, Torb, McCree, Junkrat and Symmetra. That's it.

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>only survivor of an antarctic expedition
>slowly and gleefully tortures people to death
I swear Mei is the edgiest Overwatch

Have intercourse with her every day and yell YOUR VAGINA TELEPORTS MY PENIS TO PARADISE

>he wants poopoo on his peepee

>girls poop from their vagina

Putting my hands in DAT ASS

Wiston is a goddamn ape. Mei is the thing. Mercy probably never takes those wings off

you know she fucks in the valkyrie suit

probably built in retracting plates to expose her vagina and pooper

POO

IN

Loo?

>Indians are ever clean

What about the ones living out of India?

>Audio manlet
>10/10

>Not putting Mei in the fucking bottom where she belongs

genji

You ever walked behind one in the street?
Smelly fuckers make your eyes water.

It may be a long and arduous task but I would start by toilet training her

>putting mei anywhere

Hoe lord

And I don't even like muscle girls

So sick of those trannies fuck, worse than furries I swear.

If he actually looked like that and wasn't a manlet, maybe

I give her a bath
and teach her to poo in the loo

What about the ones that don't smell? Or have you never met one.

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Yet to meet one that doesn't, mate.

Why do they smell so bad user? I never met one.

>Nana brings over cookies
>she gives you a gentle handie while you enjoy delicious home made cookies
I'm not even into grannies

straight from Google.
3 Answers. Two factors may be responsible for the way Indians smell: The first has to do with the type of food they eat – in India, the Middle East and other Asian countries, their foods are always stuffed with a variety of spices, which often make them sweat out after each meal.

>We have legitimate discussions
>Cred Forums

Choose carefully, lad.

You do now

can confirm
on campus, those fuckers reek like pajeets dinner

Sounds disgusting.

this