Older sister always comes to watch me play random soulsborne game

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Why do you do this? Nice incest thread was just starting and you have to ruin it with your shilling.

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>playing divinity 2
>Gf ask me wich Char is me
>"Im using these 4 guys"
>"Thats weird, se should fuck"
>"S-sorry i cant pause the game"

Game is great btw

She wasn't talking about the game

>leave Dark souls "PREPARE TO DIE EDITION" main title screen up while visiting home
>mom writes this.

then start playing the superior game

>die-ing

tell her to get her ass back to school

but it looks shit

kill yourself shill

uhh only white people and arabs practice incest

My mom can spell, she just was doing that to make sure I got the reference.

I asked about it.

>J-jokes on you son I was only pretending to be retarded

Does your mom have nice hair?

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My mother comes over with her husband at my apartment. (yes, I'm the wife's son). She sees my PS4 and asks me to show some games. Her chad husband plays all the garbage sports games. Besides that, obviously I have Bloodborne on stand-by.

>what's with all the gravestones, user
>why are you playing such a depressive game
>Is everything going ok with you?

I may have moved out but some things will never change.

keep up the good work comrade

no problem comrade

>nioh looks like souls
>webmfags spam it trying to make everyone hate nioh

Is all this Nioh shitposting supposed to make me like it?

You don't shove food down a kid's throat and expect them to eventually enjoy it, Nioh shill.

over 90% very positive reception on the second demo user

>Is all this Nioh shitposting supposed to make me like it?
The opposite.
"The internet hate machine" clue you in at all?

What are you achieving?

Your mom is a cute person, user.

what aren't i achieving?

Your current emotions are his most likely target, whatever it is. He knows you feel some way about this because you replied.

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So why do you? Do you enjoy getting punished? Is it the satisfaction of developing stress-induced gastritis after spending 19 hours stuck on the same boss? This Dork Souls autistic circle jerk needs to stop.

but it's so easy
i doubt anyone has spent over 30 minutes on a dark souls boss

I dunno. I got a PS4 and Nioh seemed cool but now I don't want it.

dsp

The game's not actually hard, it's just made to feel overwhelming to give the players that illusion.

>playing BB
>sister comes to my room to complain about something
>sits down and starts paying attention to the game
>comments on the ongoings of the game like "you should/shouldn't do that"
>does that for the next days
>asks if she could lay down with her head on my lap
>I tell her to fuck off
Annoying bitch

The game is a piece of cake once you know how it works, but most people just get scared at even looking the gameplay.

then it sucks to be you my man

is she hot?

Don't let some weird user dictate what you want and don't want.

Not really. Seems I won't be missing out, it seems interesting but looks kind of boring (to be fair I find all Souls-like games boring to watch). Still, my life will be just as fine without it.

no she's cool

As hot as a thirteen-year old can be I guess

I'm still mostly on the fence. I'm just kinda sick of it. Still, why is he so obsessed?

MODS IP BAN NIOHPOSTERS IN NON RELATED THREADS PLEASE.

What a fucking asshole, i mean, i know some siblings have differences but i never understood that kind of siblings that always fight for stupid shit, she wanted your affection whats wrong with that?

You can spell, so you can't be a nigger... Wtf is wrong, asianbro?

>Start playing an unrelated game that isn't even coming out this year
MODS

I had a friend who did something like that. He would watch me play and randomly start giggling at some of the enemies. He said the hollows in Undead Burg "just look like chill dudes".

Say that after you spend three hours on Vincar Amelia with her almost shouting "jump right user!"

is this the new zenyatta pushups

if only that were true

Did you?

I like Nioh but everyone has already seen these webbums, at least get some new ones

Damn it, you're right!

>Stuck three hours with the same boss

Well that's your fault.

but that's literally the whole fight
just jump right over and over

Wow that looks like a quality game right there. Simply put an instakill wheel in a pathway you can't do anything about.

>three hours on Vicar Amelia
What the fuck

>Kanchos from the front
>*teleports behind u*
2/10 shit game

I am also a wife's son.
>Stepfather plays CoD(offline only) and sports games
>He gets stuck in really dumb places because he doesn't know how to move and shoot at the same time
>Acts shocked when I tear through the entire level in a couple minutes for him
>He plays video games almost every day and sucks ass
>He translates these problem solving skills into real life, and is an alcoholic

He must have a huge dick because he has no other redeeming qualities. Must be a generation thing my man.

Fuck you.

>sister comes in
>This game looks really boring user.
>Why does this game have no color user?
>This looks really buggy.
What does she mean by this?

He just wants to see people fight, and get the kind of replies like the one right below you. People should stop letting it work and ignore him, and make separate Nioh threads if they want to actually learn about and discuss the game.

>tfw no big sister to beat too hard level for you

>three hours
Should've taken the advice

>Sister comes in
>Why do you have a life bar if you always die in one hit?
>How do these enemies and traps hit you when their attacks land nowhere near you
>(Bloodborne) Why does it kill you to just look at these eyeball things?
>This game seems really bad user...
B-BUT MY LORE REEEEEEEEE

>Little sister loves the Soulsborne games
>I haven't even played a single video game in weeks, and I've got myself caught in a loop of just refreshing Cred Forums over and over

obviously because everyone else looks like shit :^)

>tfw I've been trying to get my brother to try out a Soulsborne game but he thinks they are too hard
>hasn't even tried one for 1 minute
Sucks, man. My bro and I used to play vidya together all the time. Not sure why he fell for the "SO HARDCORE" meme. I think he'd actually enjoy the series quite a lot

>How do these enemies and traps hit you when their attacks land nowhere near you
I can never explain this away, they always say "That's dumb", "That's poorly made", or "That doesn't look fun"

How do you explain it?

all publicity is good publicity, unfortunately

ignoring them is the only viable response, but it's not gonna happen with those anons

>Playing vidya in my room
>Dudebro roommates invite over a pack of girls
>Somehow make their way into my room
>"Hi user, that looks really intense, are you winning?"
>Spin my wheelie chair around, hands in my lap
>Massive explosion, victory screen
>They all start cheering
>They spend twenty minutes watching me shit on retards
>Drink four victory shots of rum with them before retreating back into my cave
>Omega as fuck

Right, CoD is like that but we're discussing Soulsborne.

(you)

>Sweden
>Why am I a white guy
Everytime.

You explained it in your post lmao. Shitty hit boxes. I know in bloodborne Amygdala will clip her arm through her leg to attack you, however being the dream ruler or whatever could explain this.

>women

>League of Legends
>Dota2

Opinion discarded.

Too bad this a a troll, some of the opinions are actually valid.

The same concept remains. Most basic birches are easily amused when it comes to games, and don't understand what the appeal of a challenge is. Same reason why women complain about the "wage gap": It's work versus reward. Harder gamesjobs[/spoiler] will reap more satisfactionmoney. Don't expect your dumbass receptionist sister to understand the appeal of Soulsborne.

>give Bloodborne as a Christmas present for my brother
>he likes it, complains about his shitty PC because he would've wanted to try Dark Souls too

lol

Okay, that spoiler bit got fucked up. Should have been
Gamesjobs[/spoiler] and rewardsmoney.

HOLY SHIT WHY CAN I NOT INTO SPOILERS JESUS CHRIST

This game looks boring as fuck to me. I don't care for it at all even if it is somewhat nice.

How about shilling on boards that aren't so adverse to your bullshit?