If pokemon were real, and you only had 1 masterball, who would you capture?

If pokemon were real, and you only had 1 masterball, who would you capture?

My instinct for self preservation. I'd like to hold onto that.

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Arceus

>He wants to capture his Instinct leader.

fag

I would sell it to a scrub, since I can catch any pokemans using ultras.

i'd just sell the ball for like a million dollars.

I surf around the edge of cinnabar island and duplicate some more

>using anything other than normal pokeball
Do you even aesthetic?

Latias

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This

Any pokemon that can teleport. Flying would be the next best thing.

wailord and then live on it

A Ditto

If pokemon were real, that would mean our chances of encountering a legendary would be near impossible. So if I had a Master Ball, I would definitely save it for a shiny

A cute chubby Audino

great choice, they are cute as fuck.

>XD

Fuck off

I want her feet on my dick

One that have a hole

Goodra. Most fuckable poke.

One of the ones that can fly. I'd save so much on travel costs.

Latias and Latios can overtake jets

They look gay as shit though, just give me a pidgeot I'm not iron man, when the hell am I going to need to overtake a jet?

Lapras

>Goodra
you cant even google that pokemon safely anymore

So you can fly somewhere in less time than a whole fucking season?

You realize pidgeot is a bird right?

That's not Zoroark.

This one as long as it's male

Better question for you pokefags: if I wanted to rule the world what pokémon should I capture? In other words, what pokémon is canonically the strongest?

And it would be much easier to catch. You wouldn't have to use a Master Ball on it.

do you want god of the universe or god that created the universe

*Female Goodra*

Arceus and then I'd use it to take everyone else's masterballs and get whatever the fuck I want

a gf

yea but pigeot cant change its appearance or read people's minds.

You'd have people nagging you about your giant fucking bird all day.

I want to sniff her butthole desu

If pokemon were real I'd hunt them for sport.

Get a load of this pleb. Dive ball or bust

happiness

Catch an Eevee and evolve it into Jolteon. I don't give a shit about battling or anything I just want an awesome dog bro.

>not using love balls on fairy types
>not using net balls on water types
>not using heavy balls on ur mom

Which one looks edgier

I agree I was just stating he wouldn't need to use something so rare for a common pokemon. Shinies aside I don't know why people are wanting to waste a masterball on normal pokemon.

arcanine, lapras, or torterra

Lilligant, hands down. Carried my team in BW and its fucking adorable. It can help put me to sleep to distract me from my crippling depression.

>can turn into anything it sees
>squishy, pliable holes are made for your penis
>can do literally anything with the hole to increase pleasure dramatically
Only downside is that I'll never want to fuck anything else, really

Cubone bcuz it's qt and I could be it's pretend mommy

Can I obtain other types of balls than just the 1 Master Ball?
If not, Jirachi then I'll just wish for more.
If so, Jirachi then I'll just wish for more.