Why does Peach date Mario when he's the ugliest man in the Marioverse?
Why does Peach date Mario when he's the ugliest man in the Marioverse?
Juan Miller
Jose Taylor
because mario keeps kidnapping her from Bowser's castle
Sebastian James
Is there proof that they're even dating ? He's more of a bodyguard than anything else
Austin Sanchez
What other men are in the Mushroom Kingdom? Everyone else is a Toad or some other weird creature. Peach is just settling for one of the few other humans.
Samuel Flores
Because he has the biggest mushroom.
Josiah King
They aren't dating
Aiden Morris
Mario is alpha as fuck. You don't need to be a 10/10 Adonis if you're tearing some foreign country a new asshole.
Henry White
>dates an ugly dude because he fucks shit up and gets dosh
>fucks Bowser on the side
She's just a basic bitch like any other woman.
Cameron Watson
Do women care about big cocks or all they want is an attractive man?
Blake Fisher
why did they ruin her design
Andrew Sanchez
Why does Mario put up with Peach when she gets kidnapped every single game and is overall annoying and shallow, when there are far better options he could go for like Rosalina instead?
Jacob Gonzalez
She likes Cucking him.
Christian Gray
He's the only human
Jacob Butler
Peach already had a kid with Bowser, and that's just the one that was confirmed hers, lord knows if any of the Koopalings are hers.
Ian Diaz
They were explicitly an item in the tennis games. Mario even proclaims his love for her as one of the victory quotes.
Easton White
>has child with Bowser
>does not have child with Mario
seriously I have to wonder what's going on.
Liam Torres
Peach has a harem of beta orbiters. Mario is just one of many.
Jason Ross
he's capable of licking his own eyebrows aditionaly he has pretty much unlimited stamina.
Connor Morris
How big of a penis does Mario have?
Adam Davis
He's got a fat mushroom down there
Chase Campbell
Fuuuuuuuck
Parker Baker
Depends on whether he's eaten a super mushroom.
Gavin Richardson
So are they married or not?
Levi Morgan
Peach is married to Bowser.
Josiah Walker
So it's nothing. I always say it as Mario cashing in on saving the princess. Seriously, he must get some serious compensation.
Jaxon Jones
>Confirmed
I hope you aren't talking about Bowser Jr. Bowser himself told Jr. that Peach wasn't his mother.
Brody Foster
>no ring
Liam Roberts
Because Mario is just being himself
Luis Hernandez
The other, more handsome characters are too patrician for relationships
Ian Moore
Wario is too good for this world.