Red flags

>Season Pass

Who came up with this idea?

>we hired (actor name here) to play a lead role

>Diversity
>Inclusive

FUCKING CATSTOP

>indie game
>sjw movie game
>ugly pixel "art"

>Your choices matter

The cat?

>enemies shoot guns at you

>The game is shilled by television "comedians" and pays for praised reviews

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>innovate
>innovating
>innovative

>i.e. throw away everything that made the game good

I believe it was TellTale; Which makes perfect sense since their games are released in 'Episodes.'

It makes no fucking sense for DLC, though. Why is it a season?

This was the first game that did the Season Pass bullshit. Although the way they did it was done right. After this, devs decided to jump on the Season Pass train and made it the fucking plague where it cost almost as the game(if not more) and the passes give you little content.

consider me triggered

>Early access
>Crafting
Fucking We Happy Few, I love your theme it's a shame you had to rip off Minecraft like every other game.

MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dick

>season pass
>with exceptions

>4k HDR

Ofc

>second seasons pass

stay rekt, Colbert

XD

>open world
>procedurally generated
>sandbox
>YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING

>season pass was started by TellTale
How old are you

>cinematic experience

These.

>PC only game's sequel gets announced
>it's getting a console release
>dev goes "PC players are our main audience and we are commuted to the mod scene"
>game turns out to be consolised, watered down shit of the predecessor

Guess the dev.

>special thanks to Zoe Quinn

Crytek

>kicktarter funded

whats wrong with that exactly?

They're all meaningless buzzwords.

Can't be. Crytek spurned the shit out of the pc community.

Piranha Bytes?

>we're adding co-op and multiplayer modes!

>We are making our game more accessible
Goddamnit taleworlds

For some reason this is pretty spot on, and it's shocking considering it's a good thing and one of the best features of some of the greatest PC games.

Betheshit

>fanservice touch mechanics

>pandering to the west

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

We already liked the game when it was japanese as fuck, why the fuck devs think westerns would like more cinematic bullshit and easy controls? See DmC and ZTD.

>there are ants posting on Cred Forums right now

>you don't need to play the first game to understand the sequel

.... all of them.

Disgusting, cat eyes are covered in germs.

>game includes a story mode and a non-co-op multiplayer mode

>"Cinematic experience"
>gameplay footage has QTE
>limited gameplay footage of anything meaningful
>hollywood

The west is superior therefore all other countries imitate it to an extent. Look at fashion models in all non-west countries, they all try to look as white & western as possible even if no one in their country has white skin.

>different va for protagonist in sequel

>game changes devs
>new devs saying they'll do well by the old devs and fans
>new devs butcher the game entirely
guess who

THE GAME'S INFINITE, EVERYTHING'S POSSIBLE

blizzard, 343, dice, arenanet, konami, etc. basically any big dev tied to an old corporation or IP

>we don't want to tell players how to play the game
>you make up your own story

Fuck, okay wait.

Fear 2 and 3
Silent Hill 5

>Black protag out the ass

fear and fear 2 were made by the same people.

Name 3 games that messed this up

FUG

Maybe when the only setting the game is good on is realistic and your choices are stealth or die like a massive faggot who doesn't understand good implementation of choice in game design.

Otherwise no.

Nope. The AI guy was gone by the time of FEAR 2. They failed to implement the AI properly even though they had a complete blue print left by the AI designer.

I love cats!

Fuck I haven't seen this in at least ten years

Any modern Ubisoft game.

hangar 13, currently working on mafia 3
only has like 4 2k czech people working on it who also worked on mafia 1/2, it's going to be a trash mafia game

>dev focusing on competitive/e sports scene for a game isnt even out yet
its always a good idea to use the money for making the game for a prize pool for a tourney nobody is going to watch

any sort of information whatsoever on an unreleased game.

just release the finished product and quit hyping you money grubbing fuckheads.

>game includes co-op
>player 2 has to sit there for 3 quarters of the game because they're only active in fight scenes

Guess the game.

>that last panel
every time.

>burnout comedian is voicing the main character

>tfw ywn find a cute gf who's into bestiality

all I want is to watch my gf getting fucked by dog

>troy baker doing the voice he does for every other game

Far cry 2
MGSV
Uncharted 4

Shokotan is a miracle of the universe.

who is this semen demon?

>Kevin Michael Richardson as dollar store Darth Vader
>Dee Bradley Barker as a German scientist
>Steve Blum as Spike Spiegel
>Tara Strong, Grey Delisle, and Felecia Day as every woman & child

wanna buy some pics of your mom fucking a dog?

You ever wonder at what point in your life did you sink so low? At what point it went all wrong, and you just embraced your degeneracy?

>Troy Baker in general

His Joker makes me mad because of how much of a distraction his discount Mark Hamill impression is

>he doesn't like Dark Laser and Flipsy

>he doesn't like Dark Laser and Flipsy
I prefer Principal Lewis

Yes and I don't care.

>Yuri Lowenthal as male villagers

Well duh, that's a given.

Everyone loves Lewis.

>3D game with procedural generation
At best it sort of works for minecraft

Me

>broader audience
are they finally changing the controller design for all the buttergolem american hands?

Like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=i0569Wt-cZ0

>inclusive
>cinematic
>character and story driven
>random music group contributing 2 songs
>forced multi-player
>pre-order
>season pass

?

That's racist

Fuck you I laughed.

Is she like literally sucking that poor cat's eyeball out of it's socket?

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No, she's sucking at the soul.
She was born without one, so her demonic ancestry drives her to consume souls of innocent beings.

Koreans do it like that, women in the west prefer to turn men into husks (husbands or cucks) instead.

how else are you going to extract its very essence

i don't care what people say.
he did a pretty good joker

>episodic

>we've made this a very good entry point in the series
>players are not at all required to experience the previous titles in order to get the most out of this one

Almost every time it's just a ~4 year wait for the actual fanbase to have the series back on track which rarely happens

>inspired by Dark Souls

>know

>inspired by [Isaac/Spelunky/another, even shittier roguelite]

i didn't start playing fucking video games for third-order derivatives you little shit, do i look like a hedge fund manager

This. Anything weeb and it gets ignored by me.

i love the souls games.
i don't know why that always makes me cringe so much

i love my daughter but if someone approached me in a cheap suit made to look like her and shouted "LOVE ME THE SAME, DADDY" i probably wouldn't respond positively. Even if the person underneath is a perfectly likeable human being otherwise.

I'm guessing you're feeling a less extreme version of that.

>sandbox

>it's a western video game made after 2007
>it's an eastern game made after 2004

1) they've empirically been proven to be shit 99.9 repeating percent of the time
2) souls is not a genre; it's like saying your food is inspired by tastiness or your movie is inspired by enjoyment. actual good media doesn't need a crutch

sounds like you have nothing left to live for, so why haven't you pulled the plug these past nine years?

>game is a series, with Game 1 and Game 2 already out
>Game 3 in development

>"Game 3 is a perfect starting point for new fans..."

EA is the best answer.

>Open world that isn't a GTA or Bugthesda game
>Game that looks better than Doom and Witcher 3 in it's E3 trailers.
>Game that requires it to be fundraised.
>F2P with microtransactions
>Dark Souls inspired game
>episodic releases

I think I got all of them.

>lazy consumer
>thinking they are in any position to make demands from creators

>souls is not a genre
he says, immediately pairing a specific set of games with broad food related qualities

No, you moron, if you're going to make a shitty food analogy at least make it a solid log of shit and not an ass sneeze. It's like opening a new chain of pizza places and saying "just like dominos"

why would anyone pick your shit when dominos exists. And why would you make an effort to chase away anyone who dislikes dominos?

>wrong party members
>choosing blitzes from a list
>the only thing people who never played FF6 know about the game
>Z. Gorman
every time

There is no plug to pull out.
Life wasn't made with an easy way out in mind, "giving up" requires far more strength and courage than going on until death.

>352575329
>this bottom-of-the-barrel baiteroo
the invisible hand of the free market has unfortunately resulted a supply shortage of (You)s and so you will have to do without, sorry

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because you order a pizza more than once in your fucking lifetime, ya dingus, but i don't need to re-buy dark souls every time i want to play it. perhaps...it is YOU..who is bad at analogies??

so you choose to spend your days living in cowardice shitposting about any video game made in the last ten years?

>dominos

Can Cred Forums go one thread without spouting food analogies

holy shit6

>implying I'm not acquiring nitric acid
>implying I'm not going to allah akbar

I don't even know what the fuck you're trying to say here. You play a game more than once. What does the number of times you consume it have to do with the fact that you compared a SPECIFIC game to a broad term, like, oh gee, what else is a broad term that's video game related... OH! I got it! a GENRE

If you don't understand the problem i had with your post, there's not much else I can do for you.

You won't understand until you give it a bite

there's nitric acid on Cred Forums?

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why dont you

>Shut the fuck up
>Sit the fuck down
>Let the grown folks speak

We're done with you pleb

>go to a video game convention sponsored by doritos
>complain that all controllers are covered in shitty crust

That looks like a good way to get your eyes clawed out.

Not in pure form, but there are salts

>had a friend who said "dragon age 1 sucks you press X and watch them fight"
>played through dragon age 2 six times (at least, this was 3 years ago or so)

thank fuck he tried to rip me off and gave me an excuse to drop his ass forever, i don't know how i dealt with his taste sometimes

you can't actually do everything

>indie game
>"pixelated" artstyle
>game is made up of ugly boxes

Wtf is she doing to that fucking cat!

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EPIC LOL

Pussy is pussy

But would you eat a male feminist?

God fucking damn it.

>we have improved/tweaked the driving mechanics, they are more nuanced

EVERY fucking time means they've made them worse.

>Just cause 2 has better handling than JC3
>saints row 2 had better driving than SR3
>gta4 had better driving than gta5
>old NFS game have better driving than the tap to drift mobile game shite
>watch dogs 2 driving looks worse than the first one

Reported to the fbi.

get on your hands and knees slut

"dark" or "demon" in the title. Edgy shit like that equals shitty game

>It sells itself on having a female or "POC" protagonist.

Fuck you, Silent HIll 3 is my favorite game. I didn't care that Heather was a girl because it was a good game regardless and Heather Mason was one of the best written characters period. Fuck off with your purple, lesbianish Samus rip off whose entire character is she's strong and don't need no man. That's not a strong character.

>Developed outside of Japan

Like Dark or Demon's Souls?
Two really good games?

>Developed inside of Japan

>Rogue-like elements
>satirical

far cry 2 had stealth? all i remember is lighting shit on fire

>developed in conjunction with Japan

And don't forget Inquisition 's sales were so good I don't remember them ever posting numbers

>gta4 better driving than 5
Ok now I KNOW you're retarded

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>removed talent tree
>story over gameplay
>qta
>awesome button
>5 skills bar

You get to do exactly the same thing as a closed meticulously crafted game world, without the benefits you get from a closed off meticulously crafted game world.

>you can do whatever you want

>IT'S THE DARK SOULS OF X
>IT'S LIKE X BUT BETTER
>YOU CAN ROMANCE EVERYONE

Firaxis

>will it be fun?
>Eheh uhh heh no

>Appealing to a broader audience
>Season passes
>Crafting
>Openworld
>Procedural generation
>Spinoff of main series
>Meme references

>PLAYERS WILL FEEL A CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE
If I wanted to watch a movie, I will watch a movie not play a fucking game

>romance

>Arguing with a sonygger

any series that gets popular is doomed to have that happen though

H1Z1 eh?

Maybe, but you wouldn't want to watch a twelve hour movie

>roguelike
>content unlocked after death
>procedurally generated
>"Like Dark Souls"
>Early Access

That's usually the red flag to end all red flags.

>buttergolem
That's not a thing.

>Name 3 games that messed this up
Dishonored

>EA
>Blizzard
>Bioware
>"AAA"

Anyone has source?

CDPR

Legacy of Kain: DO -> Soul Reaver

Fuck Crystal Shitnamics

>A whle new way to experience [series]

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>"RPG elements"
>"Pre-order now to get the exclusive-"

>RPG elements
>preorder bonus is an items that gives you several levels for free

>we're making the game easier to bring in mobile players!
>no difficulty options

>We need to streamline the core gameplay

>RPG Maker
>screenshots use default assets

Shokotan why can't you stop eating cats?