Only 1 male born each 100 years

M*A*S*H* video game when?

But the problem being the half race shit.
If anything could a male gerudo be white, or do they mostly repoduce girls if they fuck any male race?

also >rape

Never so you might as well kill yourself because suicide is painless

It's a magical land user.

I'm sure the gerudo curse would make every birth a female and a full gerudo, not a half breed.

Wait it was a curse? Are you sure it's not just an aspect of their race?

>delicious brown
>curse

When was it explained? It's been a while.

The carpenters sure as hell didn't want to be locked up.

Asexual breeding.

>curse

Whoa, is the Zelda universe based on mormonism now or something

you cant rape a man shitlord

CrusaderKingsII.jpg

Have you considered that maybe the Gerudo were already a hybrid? Like the last conquest they won were the peoples that lived in the desert valley. Which the Gerudo warband, through right of conquest renamed after themselves into the Gerudo Valley?

We barely see any other explicit Gerudo ever, but the Gerudos in Four Swords are quite white.

u have so much to learn

abducting men from castle town

this is confirmed in-game

One of the Skeika Stones by the Temple of Time tell you something along the lines of:
"They say that Gerudos sometimes come to Hyrule Castle Town to look for boyfriends."

>But the problem being the half race shit.
That doesn't happen. It's like pokémon breeding.

>Gerudo are like Elves and don't die from age so once every 100 years they can pop out a son

those carpenters were gay as fuck

>But the problem being the half race shit.
there are no half-breeds. gerudo genes are dominant. more dominant than any other genes.

Agreed.

they actually were.

They were the stereotypical gay "bear" type, they couldn't do their job correctly (carpenter and house building are considered a man's job), they called link a cute boy when he rescued them, and they walked very feminine.

And before you say i'm just seeings things,

>In the Japanese version of Ocarina of Time, all of the Carpenters use female first person pronouns like あたし (Atashi) and あたい (Atai).[14][15] They also have a tendency to end their sentences with the particle わ (wa), which is usually only used by women to express emphasis or emotion.[16] Jiro also calls Link a "カワイイ ボーヤ (cute boy)" when he is rescued from the Gerudos.[17]

zeldawiki.org/Carpenters

went to /y/ to disprove your point, now i have that in my history list

Japanese gay agenda

This is a myth and until I see solid proof stating otherwise by a confirmation from no less than Miyamoto or Toru Osawa, I'm going to stick to my gut feeling and say this is just bullshit NoA made up like "Skull Kids" and the like. Although I'm fine with Skull Kids personally.

The reason Jiro calls Link a cute kid is because it was unscrubbed text from beta OoT where you could infiltrate Gerudo Valley as a child. Notice that there are actually 9 carpenters in the end scene including the foreman. EAD just overlooked this and it slipped through the cracks. The "wa" thing is just because they're pansies, like the guy who hides inside the unfinished Potion Shop.

They're not gay "bear" types. They're just "butch" choir-men modeled after castrato, playing on the idea that men can't be singers. This is why the foreman hates them, because he's a chauvinist. When you save them, he realizes how much he needs them, and that they're his family. That's why he joins them in the ending.

Deepest lore.

No food, No water, No breaks, just viagra and the puss.

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days-fed-Viagra.html

Eating enough viagra will ruin your piece forever unless you get surgery.

Its simple.
Gerudo live for 1,000s of years that's how.

NoA hates gays?

Gerudo are ugly big nosed dunecoons. It's a curse.

>this is just bullshit NoA made up like "Skull Kids"
explain

"カワイイ ボーヤ!助けてくれて サンキュー!。 (Kawaii Bōya! Tasuketekurete Sankyū!)" — Jiro (Ocarina of Time)

You don't like big noses? What are you, gay

Skulls Kids are known as Stalkids in Japan. Stalchilds are supposed to be Stalbabies.

I'm not saying he didn't say that. I'm telling you the reason.

oy vey

>I'm telling you the reason.
Dude, they talked on atashi, and used boya, not shonen
they wanted to fuck him

they are arabs, you stupid

>no hook
i'm fine with this

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It's not rape if you consent

*palm rubbing intensifies*

Cred Forums posters should be a bannable offense.

It's a containment board for a reason.

LOTS and lots and LOTS of storking

Okay so this Sawgoe fellow has been the paternal contributor to his own great-great-great-great grandson with his... niece as the matriarch looks like.

That means his son with Rika shares 98.83% of his DNA. This is verging on enough genetic purity to qualify as practiced narcissism.

>muh Cred Forums boogeyman

jidf out in full force I see

>muh Cred Forums

Fuck off we're talking about Zelda here.

There's nothing wrong with being Jewish.

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I like to imagine that if you get caught before you get thrown in the cell in gerudo valley, some of the guards have their way with link.

israel posters should be a bannable offense.
It's a containment state for a reason.

>Cred Forumsmblr logic

Purely theoretically a man can produce enough fertile sperm to breed with about 5 women per day. Assuming our lad Ganondorf keeps at it daily for a year he will have impregnated about 1800 females. Lets assume his sperm is 100% fertile every time and there are no complications whatsoever with any of the births, then in every 10 months Ganondorf will spawn another 1800 young Gerudo girls. Now lets assume he starts as soon as puberty at age 16 and he lives until he is 80 years until he gets a predecessor. So in his lifetime Ganondorf will be able to father some 138 000 offspring.

>niggerfaggot 'logic'

So were the original Jews.

>retard logic

It's not really about quantity though.

It seems like, if we assume that the Gerudo people live to be 100 - 120, it'd just be a society constantly handed down from father to son. Effectively, Link made an entire race extinct when he killed Ganondorf.

Did you forget it takes 9 months for a woman to actually make a baby, or do you really think a desert tribe has more than a couple hundred people in it.

Is the /pom/blrite angry?

In all actuality I'm a white male with a Latina girlfriend because I'm a race traitor who finds white women boring. It's fulfilling to know that I can actively perpetuate one of the alt-rights biggest fears as they quickly become a shriveled, ignored minority.

>OoT Link
>Kill Ganondorf

Kek.

>Ganondorf lives for 80 years
>1 male is born every 100 years

If we accept this, either the pregnancy lasts at least 20 years or ganondorf is capable of impregnating women from beyond the grave.

((((((((((((Ganondorf))))))))))))

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>implying Ganondorf is a kike

abducting and violating hyrulean males

>/pom/blrite
Do you realise how stupid you sound?

>or ganondorf is capable of impregnating women from beyond the grave.

What do you think Phantom Ganon is for?

>Did you forget it takes 9 months for a woman to actually make a baby
It takes 10 months senpai.

Besides, 1800 isn't far from a couple hundred. It's completely acceptable for a small desert community.

Everytime someone says 100 years/a century in reality they usually mean around 70-90. I have no idea if Gerudo males have normal lifespans or not. But if they do then 1 male every exactly 100 years, like clockwork then it will be fucking difficult to keep it going

well, he IS a powerful sorceror

Horseshoe theory is real, my friend.

Now that I've said that I eagerly await your favorite meme image. You know the one.

>brown skinned
>has a harem
>lives in the desert
>"""peacefully""" integrates with the white people before destroying everything about their civilization when he gets the chance
Hmmm, I think he might be more like some other group of people.

when did we start adopting this Twitter meme

Was on Cred Forums before twitter.
Lurk moar

Yea

What's so difficult to understand?

>Male is born
>on 20th birthday impregnates entire race.
>his daughters all procreate with Hylian men on their 20th birthday (or early 20's).
>on his 99th birthday, male heir sleeps with his great, great, great, granddaughter.
>new male heir born.

It's not rocket freaking science.

>then it will be fucking difficult to keep it going
or, y'know, all gerudo women always give birth to more gerudo regardless of the father, like is implicated

>
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''rape'''''''''''''''''''''''''

Alright. It's this one.

>Sorceror
Man I forget before OoT he was more of a wizard than a swordman, OoT Link really left deep emotional scars.

So then why are they all pure blooded, or at least look it? There's absolutely no racial diversity among them, and not a single other race I've ever seen in all of Hyrule (or otherwise) looks like they do.

Ever breed Pokemon?
The baby is the same race as the mother, simple as that.

cause his sons were fgt. Did u ever notice how gayly they run?

Maybe magic genetics in Zelda land prevents half breeds? Maybe the every 100 years thing is just magic ganondorf reincarnations.

All I know is that if I was the only male Gerudo I wouldent have time to be collecting triforce.

You probably should work on that grammar before you go around making illiterate soon-to-be sluts.

>if I was Ganondorf I wouldn't waste my time trying to find a mythical object which can grant any wish

Hello retard.

what if your wish was to fuck Gerudo

>if I was the only male Gerudo I would continue to let my people perpetuate in poverty and starvation

>Bringing up genetics

>When the race only has a male born every 100 years

It's magic you fucks.

>choice a) become evil dick and get killed
>choice b) pussy all day every day

sand people problems

>needing the triforce to fuck Gerodu as the king of Gerudo

You must be one awful king if that happened.

>implying Ganon NEEDS to be evil in order to get the triforce

so I wouldn't waste time trying to find some wish granting artifact, you see

>not getting the magic triangle and fucking gerodu at the same time

You really are dumb.

what am I gonna wish for with the trapezoid? MORE gerudo? don't be fucking silly

>MORE gerudo?
something like that. you can't fuck gerudo if they've all starved to death from lack of resources

Yuri babies

easy fix, you whore out half the population as the pimp king of the sands for resources we've got too many girls as it is already

It was mentioned in OoT that they go to Hyrule town to look for boyfriends.

ejaculating clitorises.......

feminine penis

>MORE gerudo?
Obviously.

>Sekai x Makoto is incest

Proof that Kotonoha is the canon choice.

You know, Koume and Kotake lived to be 400 years old. Wouldn't that imply that Gerudo women are capable of absurdly long lifespans, so they can just kind of wait out the 100 years? Or is it just a sorceress thing?

They're witches, it might be a bit different.

yeah but for how many of those years did the wombs work, this is actually important

it could be prime for 80 of those years and then go to shit and be worthless for the rest

Well, assuming this is a viable theory at all they'd be good for at least 100. It also sort of assumes that they'd age very, very slowly. But even so, it's quite the reach so whatever.

Isn't it implied that Malon's mother is a Gerudo, though? Malon doesn't look very much like a Gerudo.

>You will never be kidnapped by Gerudo and turned into their breeding slave until your balls dry up and you are dumped back into Hyrule Town

Why even get up in the morning

>Isn't it implied that Malon's mother is a Gerudo, though
Fucking where?

Ganondorf can live to like a million years old if Wind Waker is any indication. He probably just fucked like rabbits generation after generation.

I wouldn't put too much stock in that. Talon does say the Gerudo mask reminds him of Malons mother before saying "Nah not really." But Talon also says that exact same line when you wear the Goron mask too.

Now you might be able to make some argument about brownish skin reminding him of her still sort of implying that Gerudo women are the way to go. But the two masks look nothing alike besides that.

Also if Malon is part Gerudo she has red hair from her mother. That seems like the kind of thing a lonely lout that does little more than praise his daughter and occasionally think mournfully of his dead wife would be quite quick to romanticize about her.

>you will never be raped by a woman

Well, he "stealed" it

There's not enough porn of Twinrova.

>The babysitter asked if I wanted her to keep going.
>I said yes
Ruined a perfect memory forever

japs are too busy drawing zelda and malon porn

That's an interesting way of spelling "Midna"

The real question is, how come the females didn't throw a tantrum and invade Hyrule to get ganondork back instead of letting him fuck zelda?

Nothing about the Gerudo makes any sense. They're supposed to be Ganon's army. They're supposed to be deadly, fearsome mounted archers and raiders. They're supposed to be such great thieves that Navi, a fairy WHO'S JOB IT IS TO WATCH HIS SURROUNDINGS doesn't notice when they approach. They're supposed to be so impressive that the closest to a good Gerudo we see is set about because of her reservations about there being no sport in robbing people that can't kill them. Not about the fact their society is based on robbing as she's in the process of burglary when we meet her.

But instead Ganon goes to invade Hyrule alone. Entering the Castle by himself. Having no plans to attack with or position his army to occupy Hyrule's capital. He has none of the legendary Gerudo riders in position to chase down the fleeing Zelda carrying the Ocarina of Time.

Then when he does get around to establishing dominance over Hyrule; they're all still just sitting in their fort abusing a couple men that came trying to get in their gang.

probably koume and kotake have something to do with that

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Such is life

Details?

Would you fuck a gerudo?

Without a doubt. Delicious brown.

Of course. I'd just have to wear safety glasses if she was facing me.

A? I'll hold out for 3.

It would be hella gay to say no

seconded

Seconded. Weave us a tale, chap.

Males like Ganondorf live to be like 120 years old or something right? Maybe just headcanon but pretty sure I read it somewhere

I don't recall median lifespans of any of the humanoid races ever mentioned in Zelda.

Other than Nico living through 3 generations I don't think there's another marker even.

Futas obviously.

>CHAAAAAAAAH HEH

This is my fetish.

Wouldn't his children look like hideous troglodytes after four generations of inbreeding with their own father?

gerudo are like pokemon

>to look for boyfriends

OMG this triggers me! Totally rape.

>millennials actually saw the need of hightlighting this bloodline
>only highlighting was not enough, they even marked it with a FUCKHUGE red border that not even the most dense retard with ADHD would could miss it.

>Man I forget before OoT he was more of a wizard than a swordman

He was, in OoT. It's WW, TP and Smash Bros that made him into a swordsman.

>Smash Bros
Huh? He's a wizard except for his victory pose

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>Smash Bros
>swordsman
Best smash Dorf is PM

>Update

Oh damn.

Please don't be vore

>He's a wizard except for his victory pose

Explains all those magic attacks he has, right?

That's all there is.

S O U R C E ?
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>each 100 years
So could there have constantly been male Gerudos that didn't become "Ganondorf"? 100 years always seems to be too close of a bridge between the timeline in games.

>handwritten moonrunes

> you will never be the only boy in an entire race
> you will never /ss/ your entire life into adulthood with harems of women eager for your young seed

OK I lied, hope you like boypussy

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His kicks are just as magic as Zelda's kicks.

I always understood it as
>Gerudo females only produce female babies
>Every hundred years a sole gerudo female will produce a gerudo male
>Heir status is obtained by being the sole special snowflake gerudo male baby not by any specific lineage
>From then on only gerudo females come out of their vaginas
>Gerudo women abduct men to seed them
>if the sole gerudo male has sex with a gerudo woman a female gerudo is still born and he isn't the one that seeds the next gerudo male, it's some random abductee in that magic 100th year

Pretty sure men are born all the time. The chief just declares they're not pure Gerudo males and kills them to maintain his status. Then after he's fucked his way into death at 90: His last son is the next true Gerudo man.

What if half of the Gerudo children are female, and the other half are female (male).
The dominant females wouldn't want to procreate with the (males), which explains why they still need outside sources to breed.

>Dying to old age and Snuu snuu

It tells the future of the West. There were no men born so all the women went to fuck foreigners.

Chances are that the Gerudo traits are dominant over all the others, magic genetics I ain't gotta explain shit.

>rape
yeah, they fuck the men until they die.

The Gerudo curse?

But the Gerudo girls specifically said they only have females and that 1 man is born every 100 years and there is no Gerudo Chief

I hate using the word "King" to describe the ruler of 20 people.

>until they die
Really?

Please tell me he got with her in the books

Yes you can, you stupid fuck. Not everyone is a fucking faggot that likes to take black cocks in the ass like you.

It's impossible not to consent when a tribe of amazonian women harvest your seed.

>they explained that it's a rape in a Nintendo game

>Kidnap men for the purpose of procreation
>they have sex against their will and without consent.
>Not rape

>Kidnap men for the purpose of procreation
>they have sex against their will and without consent.

source?

There's a whole quest where the Gerudo women kidnap the bridge builders in OoT.

>I didn't pay attention

They didn't kidnap shit, the workers went to the Gerudo to give up clean living and become thieves, only to get rejected and thrown in jail

From what I hear Ganondorf is just pure evil and doesn't give a shit about the hence him not raising their status once he had power and not relying on them beyond Twinrova and even then only just

They fuck hylians.

Asexual reproduction. Non-Gerudo sperm triggers mitosis of the Gerudo ovum but doesn't contribute DNA.

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m8 wasn't that Yarpen, not Zoltan?

Man, the good old days when Nintendo would hide rape and suicide in their games.

I think they're more Bi than they are straight up lesbians. Wouldn't surprise me if every Gerudo had to have at least one child in their life time

don't forget female masturbation

Yokai Watch has some pretty adult themes