The only thing I'm good at in life is video games

The only thing I'm good at in life is video games.

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Same here OP.

im good at other things, just too depressed to do anything, so essentially the same thing as u

>spent life playing videogames
>not particularly good at any of them

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Get rock band 2 and the drum kit. I was obsessed with it for a while and it actually taught me to play the drums. I met people to play music with and made friends and got a gf all because of an autistic obsession with guitar hero and rock band.

I'm mediocre at video games and shit at everything else

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I could get paid for how good I am

how about you become good at life

nice blogpost

>Good at Music, vidya and liberal arts.

I am the most unmarketable man on the planet.

Was she autistic?

>play videogames all my life
>parents not too happy about this
>28 years old now
>mom says I could have earned lots of money playing competitive games

Thanks mom

>Liberal arts

>Voluntarily forfeiting your life to liberal arts
What the hell were you thinking?

>be me
>live the high white life under bush admen
>graduate high school, katrina happens
>that moment when everyone told u about the "freshmen 15" and $3.99 gas prices made u lose 15ibs, not gain it
>never recover for 3yrs in college
>senior year
>recession kills everything
>grads getting jobs starts dropping like flies
>graduate with a class who's success rate just hit 40%
>that moment when the news tells u what u already know... that 65% of grads have to move back home because no money
>first and only graduation gift i got was first loan bill
>1yr before first job
>cant profit because student loans
>its now 2016, I still cant afford to live alone with 34k/yr
>my engineering diploma makes for a good paper weight for my resumes.

yeah its a neat skill to have user...

It's only a sub-major. I just keep doing well in all the classes is all. I could go further with it, but History interests me more.

Yeah well stop crying about it on this site, you have to embrace being a loser virgin in your mid 20s like all of us.

>tfw you're shit at games but you still get paid to play them anyway.

Become a camwhore. Someone out there will find you sexy and is willing to pay at least a couple of cents to shove vibrating anal beads up your ass and then play video games. Blame every mistake you make on being too "distracted". I make $600-800 a week and all I do is play video games really badly and masturbate on camera. There are people put there who are into people getting fucked while playing games for sone reason. Why not give them what they want?

I recently started at a helpdesk position with 2 years of work experience for 35k starting. while the salary is alright for someone that still lives with their mum, everyone around me has a fucking 4 year degree and have worked there for 4-6 years. I don't know if I should even pursue an Engineering/Computer science degree at this point since most of the STEM grads I've met in life are doing IT.

How did you even get started on something like that?

>a loser virgin
Aren't you in law school?

I honestly love being a loser. The only downfall will be when the ride inevitably ends, and you have to kill yourself. Being normal and productive really is overrated.

>helpdesk
Good luck, user, you'll need it. Try not to neck yourself or others

I'm not even good at video games.

then become a streamer or a dev
you don't even need to know coding to make vidya these days, you can just grab some assembly tools that does the hard parts for you

>tfw 25 and playing video games all day as a college dropout and no work experience so no one will hire me
sometimes i worry about my future but then i play some games and forget about them.

Do you still live at home?

i think the answer is obvious

Not really, it just really depends what country you live in.

Not sure where you live, but there are nice single person cottages in norCal you could live comfortably in for 29k a year. Source: I did it. Then I got lonely and found roommates again.

This. Videogames is the only plane of existence where I don't fail at everything I try.

>you're really good at vidya
>its the only thing you're good at
>play vidya online
>get rekt
>you arent good at vidya
>you arent goot at anything

USA, specifically in NYC.

Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact I am a bit paranoid and socially awkward and have terrible social skills.

You just have to live with it.

And to top it all off you have the shitty baby boomers who collapsed the economy call you lazy and entitled.

I read somewhere that this kind of stuff is cyclical though. One generation creates a better society for their children, then their children fuck it up somehow, and the cycle continues.

How do we fix this shit though?

Making under 29k a year*

>liberal arts
Good, you sacrificed an actual useful carrer for being a SJW

Oh.

>want to get into writing/journalism
>too lazy to either start or finish any work

Are you guys any good at funposting?

At least you have that. I'm shit at vidya despite devoting the majority of my life to it.

It's only cyclical in theory. Human society as a whole is in constant evolution, you can't apply the same rules to each generation that you could to the last. Things might never actually recover.

I'm into masturbation, it's my fetish. Watching people masturbate turns me on. Then it evolved so that I wanted to be watched madturbating too, and the thought of someone masturbating to me madturbating to be watched madturbating was a real turn on. It's very circular I know, but fetishes are weird and make no sense.

So I smarted small. Give out lewd pics and videos to people I know who might be interested. And that was pretty exciting. And one of my friends asked for a live video stream so I did it over a video call over Skype. After doing that a couple of times I looked up camwhore sites to see of there was a way for me to join. Its not as easy as you think, it's not like they'll accept any idiot with a web cam after all. Plus some sites were suspicious or shady or try to new you over.

At first I was making like, $3 a week in profits. It was basically doing it for free at that point, but it's not like I was doing it aa a job back then, it was mostly for fun. I was making about $15 a week when one of my fans said they'd pay extra for a private video session. Like, I've heard from other cam whore this can be a bad idea as it encourages stalkers into thinking you love them and stuff but I decided to do it anyway.

$50 for a one hour session. Pretty good, actually. So I encouraged more private sessions from different people aND ended up leaving that camwhore site so they wouldn't be taking such a big chunk of my revenue.

Now I mostly cam whore privately and a nice bit of money from a small group of very dedicated fans. Some of them have come awfully close to finding out where I live and I even moved twice, but it's way better than working at McDonalds or something.

I feel you, pal.

>25 y/o
>College dropout
>Got fired today
>Barely two months worth of experience
>Still in debt because of cat's surgery

Gee, I will have to go out and find a job, again.
I feel like a 30+ y/o guy going on dates again.

>Tfw can easily become above average at anything I try but don't have the drive to be actually good.

back to video games I guess.

>devoting your life to something virtual

Where did you work and how did the interview go (if it was your first job)? I'm scared they might ask shit like "what have you been doing for 6 years after dropping out"?

I'm not really good at talking to people but I've been struggling through it for the past year straight and I'm selling cars at a beginners pace steadily now. even if I'm moving at half the normal pace for someone in the business I can make a living for myself so I can continue playing video games in relative peace. or were you under the impression you were supposed to find some greater purpose aside from "find more time for vidya

>"I'm smart but lazy"
every time

>only thing you're good at is sucking cock.

The laziness is mostly just a depression.

Sure you are.

>good at video games
>doesn't compete
k

>then become a dev
>you don't even need to know coding to make vidya these days
What about art and music?

science.slashdot.org/story/16/08/08/2344200/being-lazy-is-a-sign-of-high-intelligence-study-suggests

I bet Larson never saw Let's Players coming.

>tfw not very good at anything
>absolutely terrible at videogames

At least I have fun

Then make money off it. Your local porn shop might pay you a couple of dollars an hour in cash under the table if you're willing to sit in the backroom and give blowjobs through a glory hole.

I was working as a Customer Service Representative from a third party.
You know, it was pretty easy, to be honest. I just faked I was a normie and my life is all good and talk really positive about myself, mentioned some anecdotes and always smiled and showed a positive aura, and I got hired.

It was my first "Serious job". It was fun while it lasted, I guess, also it helped my self-steem a lot.

About the topic of my dropped degree, desu, while not doing college stuff, I did a few short training courses, like Hygiene and Industrial Security, IT Essentials and stuff like that to justify my lazyness and apathy.

>slashdot

>apply for help desk/desktop support
>"entry level position"
>3-5 years of experience needed

Well smart enough to get passing grades without even trying but never being at the top of the class, got high Plat in LoL real easy but don't have the willpower to grind to master/challenger, got diamond in overwatch but no patience to deal with retards so I stopped, got strong real fast lifting but no commitment to diet and training schedule so plateaued hard... The list goes on and on, you get the point.

>How do we fix this shit though?
We can't. We don't have the money, influence or power to make any real change.

Vote for your Trumps or Steins or whoever. It won't matter to those who actually make the decisions.

Correlation does not equal causation

Also, if you were really smart, you'd know how to put that mind of yours to use

Is that a challenge?
I don't live near a porn shop.

how do I do that LoL part

Top delusion fellas

It could be.

What do you mean by good at video games?

How good are we talking here?

no you aren't get a job nerd

hey user, heres a life tip for you
when it comes to IT, its usually HR that makes the requirements, and what they end up doing is making a bucket list of everything they want. they don't actually expect it but if they see someone with those requirements, they'd pay wellI guess for them. Just pay no attention to yearly requirements unless its a manager position.

Then commute to work. Either that or put an ad in a porn magazine and organise a hook up.

>all these jobless fucks
just go to any warehouse ever and get 40k+ a year for picking up boxes.

Mute your chat.

Get some other hobbies. Trust me, it will be worth it later in life.

how

>Meme magic is real
>Tfw people on Cred Forums are secret geniuses but they never bothered to work hard.

I will make a TL;DR about that.

>I answered calls from angry people with cellphone issues.
>Be positive, the more you try, more the chances you get.
>It was my first job with a real contract right on paper, I felt incredibly happy and proud.
>Never stop studying completely or it will be very hard to strar all over from zero.

What you mean is "I was raised by bad parents who would praise me by calling me smart, but never actually instilled in me any sense of discipline. I see no value in hard work because my parents never encouraged it."

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>slashdot
I'm just about the laziest fucker alive, but like hell am I going to believe this.

Fuck.

THIS manga

>this became a reality

id pay to see the look on his face

maybe if you tards put as much effort into something other than shitposting on Cred Forums then you might not feel like such a useless bag of shit

>Only good at video games
>Get a new game
>Shit at it
>Realize I'm not good at anything

Do something you enjoy.
Or at least get outside and find some activity you don't mind doing. Talk a walk around the block, at least.

>A cute girl will never encourage you not to be a failure
>No girls will ever talk to you for any reason

same

...

i genuinely like living like this. if you're still depressed after the first 4 or 5 years you're doing something wrong

This is poorly thought as fuck.
Smart people are lazier because they are from richer families and live in luxury.
Dumb people are born to dumb parents and thus need to wake up at 5 am to go do menial work in the cardbox factory or else they starve.
Its not like intelligence makes you lazy inherently.

>Do something you enjoy
I thought you meant besides video games.

>That feel when camwhoring is such an easy option it's hard to say no to

I'm a passing transgirl and I know there's pretty good money for that. But it makes me feel sick thinking about it, it'd wreck my self esteem pretty hard.

But I have someone to support and money is getting tighter while rent is getting higher. Hard to justify my principles getting in the way of avoiding homelessness.

>pick up boxes for 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week
>become incredibly depressed
>want to die
>money didn't make me happy anymore like it did before

I lasted 3 months and it was hell. I don't know how people do it.

Now a few years later I work as a salesman, it's infinitely more fun and I'm surrounded by people and it's not soul crushing.

>Its not like intelligence makes you lazy inherently.
Actually, I'd say there's a definite inclination towards it. Why work harder when you could work smarter and all that bullshit.

i'm not even good at video games, i'm only mediocre at dota

i'm neet and 26 and all i have going for me is a girlfriend who rages at me every 4 months for being neet

its a hard life

You don't understand
Wealthy people who never need to lift a finger, as they already have their entire lives paid for and taken care of before they are even born, go to great lengths mentally to convince themselves that they deserve it
This "laziness is inherent of intelligent people" is self-fellating nonsense for people who can afford to be lazy

>tfw I was raised by bad parents who would praise me by calling me smart, but never actually instilled in me any sense of discipline

What the fuck man.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9RdXhXESRJzgY_SwHB8T-cZxXljWhQvz

This guide is pretty good, even though I knew most of the content already it really helped me recognize what I was doing right and wrong, also don't play shit champs or use shitty builds and for soloQ it really helps if you can recognize when you should pick power champs(viktor, annie, anything that brings guaranteed strong damage/CC) or outplay champs(Zed, Yasuo, any 1v5 BIG PLAYS kind of champ). Lastly NEVER play tilted, it got me demoted from plat 1 to plat 3 in a single day and then I uninstalled.

Why every 4 months?

>headline says "Research suggests being lazy is a sign of high intelligence"
>what the study actually says is that people with higher IQ are less likely to engage in physical activity to alleviate boredom as they find just thinking to be entertaining enough

I love the media...

That's exactly what I'm saying, wealth and IQ are almost always correlated, so inteligent people are born into wealthy families and thus never have to work hard while plebs have retarded children that need to pick up oranges or work in an office cubicle for a living.

probably because a college semester starts

>girlfriend
LEAVE

these are the only reason I have left to keep going

There are people who are into trans you know. Being a passing trans makes it better, looking TOO much like a girl ruins it for some people. Personally I found it helpedy self esteem. I didn't think I was all that attractive, but I must be if I have people who list over me like this.

Start small if it helps. Wear a cute, short skirt and do some not so accidental panty shots. I think one of my trap co workers used to stream games on Twitch too. A bunch of consoles on his desk, and he'd always bend over to get a different game/controller. He eventually got banned or something though, but he got a decent bit of change from it.

The problem with the media is that nobody with a 3 digit IQ majors in journalism.
Colleges need to make it way harder a career than it currently is.

>Has a girlfriend
>Having the mere embodiment of a self-steem boost up, while STILL being a neet

I envy you, yet I hope you better get a job.
I'd feel really bad not only for her but for yourself if the only interesting thing to do together is watching her paying the meal.

I got the public school system to do that for me. The TAG programs were an underfunded joke, so all it basically did was kill any social interaction and integration for my early school life in exchange for getting my shota dick sucked for not being paintchip-tier retarded. Parents were just druggies, so they really didn't interact with me much on school.

girlfriends and women in general are for fags

2D a best

>met a guy today that retired in late 80s just by fixing electronics and making bank
>dropped out high school in tenth grade, got his GED, and continued pursuing his hobby
>realize I have no marketable job skills outside of being able to talk to people without spilling my spaghetti

Maybe I can just Faceman it for the rest of my life.

I'm good at a handful of instruments and want to make a career out of it. But where I live, there is no scene for live shows. Someone start a band with me.

I'll never understand women who date NEETs. There is no endgame.
Either she gets a job and takes care of you (which she will never tolerate for very long, they can't stand doing this) or the parents of either person enable you, which she can't really be alright with either.

Inevitably they will leave you once they figure out you are an economic dead end, so why even bother with a NEET in the first place?

Oh, because she thinks she can change you. Har har.

ITT:
>Nothing is ever my fault, it's everyone else who's to blame for my problems

because she has bpd and it usually occurs about once every 4 months

been together two years at my mum's house and usually she's the sweetest nicest neet accepting person, and then sometimes she explodes in extreme rage about me being a worthless useless asshole who doesnt help her and how she should break up with me

i wonder if she will next time

You live in Mongolia?

It's the opposite for me. I was surrounded by extra friendly staff as part of a retail job and was completely miserable. Three years of that was enough to push me back to school.

They either have some sort of mothering complex, think they can change you or are somehow pathetic enough to only be able to get with NEETs.

I am tired of living among babies who can barely figure out how to wipe their own ass. I am tired of being surrounded by fools. I am tired of being treated like a fool by people who assume my own intelligence is as pitifully limited as their own. I am tired of being able to see how the entire universe works, how every problem can be solved, and yet comprehending how deeply my own apathy toward it all is. I am tired of not mattering in a universe that does not matter.

>parents grew up poor
>they managed to make it to middle class by working hard in the military
>they didn't want me to be miserable like they were
I'm starting to see the cyclical nature of things.

I certainly blame myself for my problems; however, it doesn't help that normalfags push their own standards onto others. Still, I suck big time, and I'm not just talking about dicks either.

thanks man
probably gonna end up playing tilted and uninstalling anyway

Nah. SC.

The only thing people play at bars is country and covers.

I would do anything else if only other people would aknowledge my existence. Also, being socially retarded doesn't help, and the time i spend playing is the only moment i enjoy of the day.

>been together two years at my mum's house and usually she's the sweetest nicest neet accepting person, and then sometimes she explodes in extreme rage about me being a worthless useless asshole who doesnt help her and how she should break up with me

I don't know, dude. Tbh, lately I'd give away all my material goods to find out the true meaning of love and happines with a woman.

>Yes I feel THIS desperate

I'm tired of reading this post, give me a summary please.

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you fuckers aren't even good at video games

20 years ago you might have had excuse, the esports circuit was small and only had enough capital to make career play viable for the topmost echelon of players

today you can be in the top 10% and get a fucking deal with a sponsor or signed to a team

you're just garbage, and you need to stop waiting for motivation and start building discipline. nobody wants to practice, especially when they feel "late." you gotta force yourself to do it anyway, in whatever you choose to do. stop thinking about it and sit down and fucking do it you pussy.

Thanks

spoilers dude, you're not that smart, you're just kind of an asshole

if you showed any actual intelligence you wouldn't be spending your time here, doing nothing with your time at 11:30 at night

There is no such thing.

The problem with the media is that it's a for profit industry and things like accuracy in reporting and reporting what's important doesn't make money. Clickbaiting and political bias makes money.

Journalists are a unhappy bunch of people. Job satisfaction is very low and the majority think the industry has gone to shit but everyone has to make a living so they swallow their pride and go along with it.

Ultimately it's the fault of the consumer.

what is this degeneracy

Cred Forums

only if we can cover blink-182 songs

>probably gonna end up playing tilted and uninstalling anyway

I know that feel all too well my man.

>Just one more game, gonna stop tilting and win, I know I can do it!

10 losses in a row and a rage quit later I uninstalled.

>degeneracy
Not that I think trannies are doing a good thing to themselves by getting their bodies sliced up, but come on user.

Feel uncomfortable around anyone and have a deep urge to break contact and be alone. Know inevitably I'll have to work. Help?

>"""BPD"""
no, every now and then she has her fucking period and can't manage it on top of all the frustration in her life, and takes it out on you

what she's telling you when she does that are her real feelings, regardless of how she pretends it didn't happen the next day

my mother is the same way, she acts like a completely different person when she's drunk or on her period, but it's not like it came out of nowhere, everything she complains about during these times are things she really has problems with

No faggot it was "I excelled like crazy in the early years of school and never learned to work hard because I never had to so eventually wound up with mediocre grades from never doing homework". I still scored high on tests and top 1% on standardized tests.

>Do you have any goals for your future?
Yes, to fuck you on this desk.

>just got job in commercial real estate
>starting a 50k
>will be able to pay off student loans 7 years early at this rate

I should be more excited than I am.

>implying
journalists gave in to the clickb8
greed killed them

Why?

They aren't my favorite band but I'm down to jam. What do you play

it isn't worth it, user. while I never experienced the effects, I've seen it in action.

2D loves you forever. 2D will always be there for you. can you say the same with certainty that 3DPD will too?

throughout my life I realised that being a "loser" (under normalfag definition) isn't that bad. if you need social interaction that badly (and it seems that you do), there's many games that will let simulation the experience.

2D is not merely two coordinate planes, it's a way of life, a philosophy. I hope one day you'll embrace it and find eternal happiness--which is the most important thing to a person, to you user.

Work now before you put yourself in a regretful situation for having put it off for so long.

Cred Forums. Look at Cred Forums every time a healslut or trap thread comes up. Look at /gif/, /h/ and /d/. Lots of people like girls (male) of varying degrees. This site is good for us.

Just practice and git gud at something, OP. I'm currently fucking awful at art but started getting little 'mini-sessions' from a friend that's pretty talented. My end goal is to become a great, competent artist and draw a lot of porn. I want anons to enjoy my work and also get boners to it.

Getting a cool hobby will make vidya more enjoyable since you won't burn yourself out on it. Grab an instrument, go start identifying plants, hike, etc. Anything you want.

>loser

Yep. NEET living with family. Getting a shitty job soon but it'll provide money for art supplies, money for traveling (vacations, I want to see the world), etc.

>virgin

No. I was actually a pretty big party-goer and manwhore in my early 20s. People that meet me don't believe me now since I've got glasses due to bad vision and I've calmed down a lot. Once got into a threesome with two girls and pissed off the guy throwing the party since we used his bed.

Now that I'm in my late 20s and a NEET with no life plans women tend to avoid me.

Remember when we had those threads about rules and regulations of Cred Forums?

What was the verdict?

Can't help you user, I'm in exactly the same situation as you are. Best I can say is to work, but that's rather hypocritical coming from me.

Get a job that doesn't require a lot of interaction. Be a security guard on the night shift for example. Be a truck driver.

Happy like this. Happiest doing nothing, and not being around anyone

>"I do well during the times I believe it matters but other times I can't be bothered"
>"This is totally not because my parents never disciplined me and were indifferent about my school performance so long as I wasn't failing"

Why not?

This
Except I'm good at physics, data-analysis and coding so now I get to make games.
That I'm shit at too.
I get to expand the library of my own disappointment
>tfw

>Be a security guard on the night shift
Man, that would be pretty fun. Unless something would actually happen of course.

Just pulling your leg desu, sorry

I've never played an instrument before.

i feel like an asshole now

create a "norman" persona like many anons here. at work just project, as best you can, this aura of normalcy and you'll do just fine: in other words, hide you power level. one way to achieve this is to keep you mouth shut and speak only when spoken too (about important matters) and when you have an inquiry. also: warehouse worker

after work, just hide in your hovel like the rest of the wizards until you either go to work again or die.

Look for jobs that require little interaction with people outside of coworkers, higher ups, etc. Stocking, working security, etc. I worked at a warehouse for a short stretch and while it was pretty active work I got to keep to myself mostly.

>ace every test
>never do any homework
>public school so nobody gives a shit because im technically passing
>parents dont give a shit because my older sister already burned them out on caring about their children
>2100+ SAT score from 15 minutes of studying on the ride to the test center
>probably could have been a productive member of society
>drop out of college because i hate doing homework
>become NEET and stupid
i'm weak for blaming other people, and weak for having needed help
but this kind of sucks

why not become a professional video gamer

Vidya is the only thing I try to get better at, I don't feel any need or want to do better at anything else. I go to work for a few hours, come home and play games and browse the internet my entire week, have a weekend off and repeat. I finally got depression meds after like 5 years of debating about it, I don't feel any different aside from not wanting to kill myself all the time which is nice I guess, I didn't really have any goals for my life after that so I suppose I'm content.

Jokes on you they yelled at me plenty but I just never cared because I'd already given up on life and started falling into depression at the thought of how death in inevitable and nothing I do matters so I ignored them.

I did this back in school but it's been so long I have forgotten how. Truthfully I don't want to. But I've degenerated to the point that I can't contain my own degeneracy

Everything I do, I get upset about
What I'm good at I feel that I'm not as good as I could be, so I make it seem worse than it is
When I do something badly, I get feel like a failure
I just want this endless depression to disappear. I know that I have to do something to actually fix it, but I'm too lazy to improve my situation

>2016
>being a bragfag
fuck off

The highly-intelligent are a subset in the lazy set.
Hence, you have no idea whether you're a genius or a shithead...you dont even know the percentage chance of being in one group or the other.
What is for certain is that you're all fags

The point is: the world just bores me. I routinely find myself encountering people who have problems, and it just amazes me how these ordinary people can be so unbelievably stupid. These people in my family, at my job, or wherever. I really feel like I'm working with small children, here. What do you MEAN you can't solve this minor engineering/craftsmanship/organization problem? I could have solved this when I was in kindergarten! How can you drive a car and pay your taxes and prepare food and other such tasks while being so ridiculously stupid?! Shouldn't your mind have collapsed in on itself because there is nothing in there?

The entire world is so boring that I've tired of it. The problems of the world are really quite simple, even matters like hunger, disease, war, poverty, etc. Solving them is so simple a child could do it, modified of course by the fact that all of it is prevented merely by human stupidity. I've long since moved on to solving problems in fictional universes because there are more variables. I'm the kind of guy you might see writing long-winded proofs that pick apart mindfuck plots and find the reasoning that nobody else can. Nonetheless, I am even starting to tire of that.

>degenerated to the point that I can't contain my own degeneracy
in what way?

I hate homework too.

It's honestly the worst aspect of my life.

But how about physical satisfaction.
I'm not telling you like I'm virgin and/or kissless, but it's been long before I felt warm contact and engaged an intercourse with a female and it felt awesome.


However...

I humbly ask you for suggestions.
I warn you, I'm browsing Cred Forums from a toaster.

Also, sorry for my horrendous english, not my native language

Just yell HEY YOU really loudly and then call for help or activate an alarm or whatever if they don't run away like frightened cats. No one is going to MGS sneak up and CQC you.

>The

Stopped reading there.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Calhoun
>Ctrl+F Mouse Experiments
Reminder that there's a good likelihood that this generation is the first set of Beautiful Ones.

Ah, it's no problem. This is pretty common when trying to find musicians.

just eat a sandwich or something

>No one is going to MGS sneak up and CQC you.
That's what everyone thinks up until it happens to them.

Also the actual issue is getting fucking shot not punched.

cannot hold a conversation at all and am 100% apathetic towards expected decency

Stale pasta, my man.

Not him, but the way that user talks, I don't think any of us are going to convince him of anything.

Oh wow.

I'm hoping this is some copy pasta because if it isn't.

>getting fucking shot
Just stop being American retard

I know people are into it, I know some people who do it. I don't really look trans though, so unless I was taking panties off you couldn't really tell.

I still feel like whatever way I went about it I'd want to kill myself after I did it. It's a pretty last ditch resort for me. I don't want to be another transgirl forced into sex work.

>be me
>graduate with software engineering degree
>get hired by defense contractor to start less than a month after graduation
>make 60K/year
>already debt free and planning to buy a house in the next year

Sounds like you just didn't go for the right opportunities, chump. Don't blame others for your laziness and bad decisions.

A journalist is an employee. They aren't getting rich off clickbaiting, not even their boss is, the owners are.

Journalists are just making a living, and a fairly meager one at that.

That is kinda interesting, not gonna lie. Good for you I guess

>Some of them have come awfully close to finding out where I live and I even moved twice
That's fucked up

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Oh yeah cause criminals just don't have guns anywhere in the world.

>spend life playing video games
>feel above average intelligence
>know you'll still most likely end up working at a mcdonalds for the rest of your life.

>calling people lazy because you lucked out on a job offer

you sure showed him pal

Where do you live? I'm making about as much but I'm only 2/3rds of the way through my debt in the past 3-4 years.

I swear the cost of living in Southern California is a "never deal with insane weather" tax

This is edgiest_edgelord pasta, but it is also true.

Observing how some charity shit organization tries to feed niggers in africa while there are billionaires robbing it, who are interested in niggers being niggers is like observing retarded kid trying to wipe his shit.
Every "major" problem could be solved by the wealthy in a blink of an eye, but they are either not interested or too busy snorting cocaine, so fuck this planet.

I used to work as the security guy at Walmart. Most thieves will shit their pants and either run or immediately confess if pointed out. That, or if they're a professional the worst they'll do is feign ignorance and make up an excuse then leave.

if any of you are good at the esports games you can try being a pro

overwatch is the easiest since its new
dota and league if you're a god and get noticed

Some people really are just lazy.

>liberal arts.

This is very true. I work as a freelance journalist, and often we're given an article to work our article off of, and we don't write the titles ourselves.

>lucked out
lol, that's a bullshit excuse. I had a 2.9 GPA. There was literally nothing impressive about me. I applied all over the fucking place and got no job offers except that one, which was because I said I'd be willing to move to another state for it, and took it. After that, I busted my ass at that job doing far more than was expected of me and got awesome performance reviews. I used that to get a better job back home.

I live in Texas now, which is where I grew up. My first professional job was in Colorado. California is indeed an expensive place to live, but most average salaries are higher there to compensate from what I've seen. Wage jobs seem to get the shaft though.

>you have ascended past the mortal coil and have stopped caring about the future, status symbols or getting a girlfriend
>play videogames all day in my spare time

sucks for you losers

top notch rebuttal there son