Why are these qts so underrepresented in vidya?

Why are these qts so underrepresented in vidya?

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Darksiders 2. Had a little baby in thw looking for chest and guiding you through dungeon. It was a nice touch

Crow Demon/Ornifex

Wtf u talkin bout

QUICK, SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."

qter birb

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>that retarded looking skull

Just a bad pose.

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>tfw will never be mindbroken by qt crows

Fuck crows.

Loud fuckers.

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Crows could be fun animals to base a game around
They survive in pretty much any environment so you could easily get quite a bit of variance including all sort of environments and levels of human occupation.
They're highly social so having interaction with other crows wouldn't be to far fetched.
And you could even include a tool usage mechanic for gameplay.

Discuss

still a retard skull

Amazing

>Caw

CAWCAW CAW

wasn't it discovered crows actually have highly diverse vocalizations with loads of regional dialects?

i want to pump her rump tbqh

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>loud dicks who are seen as bad omens
>cute
Cred Forums always astounds me with its dumbassery

when people think of them they think of CAWing and spooky stuff, and most games aren't about spooky stuff youtube.com/watch?v=YbdNtC4V3IM

Say "Nevermore"

honestly fuck you i thought that was going somewhere interesting

instead you give me this shit

FUCK YOU

if loud dicks are bad omens, does that make you a bad omen of what's to come to this thread?

show me a game that has a bird that ISNT a fucking crow or a raven

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

I've had enough of them in Ninja Gaiden.

thats not a bird, its a pokemon

Good one, but no. I don't wake you up early in the morning or shit on your car, but I might start to if you keep posting crows.

CAWCAW CAWCAW > CAWCAW CAW

Wow, user.

Ocarina of Time

Thank you for your input Mr. Cricket
Try not to get eaten today

Crow >>> raven

oh snap motherfucker is this a bird third

That's fucking it, I'm coming over to shit on your car RIGHT NOW.

>Posting inferior plebeian crows
>Not stately ravens
>Not having your own dedicated human slaves
>Not having a tower
>Not being protected by ROYAL DECREE

Kneel.

oh you cheeky cunt!

A shame there aren't crows and ravens where I live, they are cool birds and I love them.

But I bring a potoo.

You're reminding me of a certain artist, and that's probably not a good thing.
You get a raven anyways.

>Ravens
>not Magpies

Why aren't you putting socks on your birds?

I laughed. Good work, Cred Forums

Because crows are smart enough to be cheeky motherfuckers

i think thats probably dangerous

Cute is mainly a visual descriptor, friendo

FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS
BAKED
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PIE

Which artist and why isn't it a good thing?

Those are the scariest fucking eyes I've ever seen on a living thing.

Is this a living thing?


Fuck.

he looks so retarded

Why not have ravens that are the same but as big as hawks

delet

Runaway muppet!!

Raven waifu.

go away

Aren't crows kinda dumb and ravens are the smart ones

It's weird they're underrepresented since they're a fedora reincarnated as a bird. You'd think they'd be more popular in vidya.

Because they're black birds of ill omen, only to be used in edgy referendum. blame edgar allan poe

real life ravens are the coolest, however

Delet
It's a furry artist, so you really don't want to know.

pls do not say such things

>You will never have an albino raven called Master Chalk to walk around the grounds with every morning

Why not have ravens that are as big as shopping malls? And that's being modest.

>so you really don't want to know
>don't

Please share.

>Ravens are fedora
What the fuck are you talking about.

Fedoras use birds-of-prey.

We've got a shitload of jackdaw qts on campus.
Where I grew up, there were two really sociable ravens at the local park. You could call for them if you knew their names and they'd come down to chill with you. You could pet them, play with them, and of course, feed them. After a few years they got shot by some asshole in the neighborhood though who felt threatened by them or something, or just annoyed. First time I learned that some people are worth shit.

There's playable birds in Starbound.

Terranigma has a bird. ;_;

No all corvids are reasonably intelligent and have good memories

Let's say ravens and crows became intelligent enough to find entertainment in human culture.

How would these black birds react to the dangers of their kind in video games? Would it be a similar reaction to African Americans and Blackface, or would they be chill about it?

>Fedora reincarnation
Wat r u smoking?

They'd probably hate and mistrust humans.

So THIS is Raven territory...

This fits with QI, surprisingly.

Games have crows and ravens all the time, you dumb birdposter. In fact I'd say that they are the most common bird in videogames. See: Ravenholm, basically any spooky scene where a flock of birds take off from a tree, and ambient crow noises.

I'd wager they'd feel pretty good about how feared and respected they are. Probably try to wear their occult stigma proudly, open up Corvid bars that play 80s goth music and shit like that.

Or they'd go apeshit. Can imagine either possibility vividly.

It reminded me of that one fag that draws shit of some raven that owns a bunch of rubber slaves and makes people into them, voluntarily or not. Legally. Ravensflock, or whatever it is.

I think OP might have meant "in a positive way", "not as an enemy", "on the protagonist's side".

Like Snuggly in Dark Souls. Snuggly's reasonably cute and likeable, you have to agree on that.

Son of a bitch. Laughed like a mother fucker.

youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0

Relevant to the thread, I guess.

I'd visit a Corvid bar if it was like that and the risk of my eyes being pecked out was less than 80%. That would be fucking dope.

Crows can get fucked, superior birds are here.

Check it fuckers, Bearded Vulture.

Did you know Dobson hates ravens because they kept cawing at him wildly every time he showed his face on his Art School's campus?

And here I thought he would actually have good taste. Thank you for answering, though.

Wanna know something about Lammergeyers?

Look like little black devil turds to me, friendo.

Her spirit animal is either a crow or a raven. I think it is a raven actually.

man, I've even fucking heard this one before and I still read through it and chuckled

Tell me friend.

Tell me your bird secrets.

skub

Yes, they are real youtube.com/watch?v=EjAroMDLmNU

They are also known as "urutau "moon's mother" etc

you can tell this post is false because its implying that dobson went to art school

This is a piece of what Cred Forums used to be shining through the cracks in the shit

Ravens obviously are good natural judges of character and artistic ability.

They don't eat meat.

banti

That's some top tier bird facts my friend.

Have a higher quality bird, as thanks.

Actually had to look that up.

>bone marrow
That's pretty cool.

Every non-vidya thread on Cred Forums is what Cred Forums was 10 years ago.

ACSHUALLY
some corvids can indeed mimic human speech and perhaps say the word "truck"

Not only that, but they have very good memories as well.

Research indicates that crows not only remember people who have wronged them (which they will go after if they see them), but also people who give them gifts and food (shiny shit and seed I guess).

I always feed the crows that come to my house, best birds.

Same at my school.
I even have a jackdaw nest across from my room.
They don't really care for people though.
Only the food and water I put out.

>love crows
>saw the Bioshock Infinite trailer where Booker uses Murder of Crows
>its just shitty insect swarm
im still fucking pissed

fuck I want a parrot

Thanks for teaching me about these!

They are the most prolific animal in The Long Dark.

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If not for how terrifying those bastards are, I'd totally want one as a pet.

World of Warcraft has them, both flying and flightless, and they can be pets for the Hunter class. More games need these terrifying monster birds.

Like this?

Owl.

yes. That's a cute birb

Speaking of parrots, a question:

How would you associate a parrot with a MILF?

Wait, the bird that got abducted is a predatory bird too? Fucking owls, wtf. No wonder illuminati love them.

Go away, dad.

Best bird coming through

It's some fucked up taste. It's even worse because it clashes with my own shit taste. Infinite suffering.

I want a pet crow or owl so badly.

CAW

That's a good chuckle.

Make it big and heavyset with a heavy chest and thick thighs. Applies for both feral and anthro, really.

>with my own shit taste

I don't see why you're disparaging yourself. What are you into that's so bad that you have to insult yourself?

CAW CAW CAW CAW

Are there any herbivore birds?

Hummingbirds?

I hate birds >:c

I don't think nectar counts, even if it comes from plants.

Geese. And the Hoatzin.

niggers

>Geese
Oh shit, is that why they have those maws of death?

I love this bird

Thanks obama.

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The interesting about herbivore birds is that they're some of the heaviest birds. Plants are hard to digest, so you have to have a large stomach. But they have to fly in order to get to their breading grounds, so what do they do?

Geese eat and shit at the same time.

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Reminds me of one of my first tabletop games.
I told them that I was sort of new and they were like "Oh that's fine man, we'll help you out!" but they never really did. They weren't worried about it at all and expected me to feel the same, but I'm just sitting there not really knowing what to do most of the time, and then they would chuckle at the weird, ineffective shit I did as if it was all in good humor.
Worst of all I was trying to play a wizard. In a high level campaign. Who used a bow. In 3.5.
And the more I fell behind with everything and the more they joked about it the more it wore away at my nerves, and they started to think I was some sort of intense, angry person instead of just recognizing that I was struggling to keep up.
We eventually got into this fight with some weird extraplanar guy (no clue what he was supposed to be, he was described like he was a human, but he was extraplanar) who kicked the shit out of everyone. For once, being ignored was to my advantage, because everyone but me got knocked out pretty quickly. I got a multi-round disable off on him and thought I finally had my moment.
Trying to be epic, I pulled out my bow and shot him in the head. Obviously that didn't kill him, so then I cast Banishment. Poof, battle won, and I was super stoked.
The GM is just silent, and I find myself confused all over again. What the fuck could possibly he his problem at this point? Is he mad that I managed to beat his OP encounter? So I asked him what was wrong, and he's like "Oh, no, nothing, I'm glad you beat the guy, you just did it in kind of a weird way" I ask him what was wrong with how I did it and one of the other players chimed in:
"Perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane"

That's not what I'm looking for.

See this guy? It's a Blue-and-yellow Macaw, and you can associate it with those cakes and MILFs you see in most animoo because of its scientific name, Ara ararauna.

cec

Well, you got me.

What's the next step in your master plan?

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ugh

>What was that just now?

I'm going to use that as my lock screen thanks

>tfw can't keep a pet raven or crow.

The law can't hold me forever.

>ctrl+f "showmeyamoves"
>0 results
>just dumb nucular birds

Goddammit!

Also, wings.

This webm of Gypaetus Barbatus made me hungry.

Those body proportions are so out of whack.

I want to fuck this bird.

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Its the artist. He almost always makes Okuu busty.

Because birds are not that important.

Neither are you.

It's not the breasts.
Look at her ass and the part of her legs that lead into her inner thighs. She's so proportionally THICC she couldn't fit through a double door frame.

The only time I can believe that dinosaurs turned into birds.

You will regret this post, mother fucker.

I like transformation, but a lot of the shit ends up being rapey and that just isn't as erotic to me.
Birds are more important than us.

Ravens are the fedora of birds

Crows are better

I like both.

TF is alright, but you're correct that most of the time it isn't done well. It's been corrupted by people who are sexually confused, leaving those who simply want to become something far more appealing out in the cold.

yeah I see it. I would compare it to other works but I'm away from my pc
I like both but okuu won my heart

nothing wrong with being sexually confused

Why do people pretend that Okuu is the uguu loving waifu when she tried to burn the entire surface?

If you feed it in your backyard they'll keep coming back

I knew a guy that was into that. Fucking disgusting degenerate he was.

It's not too late for you though, user

What's the best pet bird and why is it a parrot?

>Good looking
>Smart
>Affectionate
>lives as long as you do
>looks fucking badass sitting on your shoulder
>can actually speak

age of sail captains had the right idea

She's just an idiot.

say that again
I dare you

All Crow-kin are equal.
T hen Cockatoo
And
>Kea

>484x668 pic
>lockscreen

Crows are pretty prominent in RE, at least they were back when they acted as T-Virus vectors.

There's also the whole karasu thing in some Japanese games, though they tend to be minor concepts.

burb

Smart Burb

Not only can they recognize people, they can describe people to other members of their species

Dont fuck with them

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that's a fucking raptor

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NO ONE LIKES A MAIN CHARACTER WITH CROWS FEET

OR A CROW PENIS

Black humans
>ooga booga
>murder
>rape

Black birds
>using tools
>talking, actually better accent than black humans
>stylish

I was phone scammed by a crow once, he got my SS# and a bunch of my credit cards

Hah.
That giraffe got what was coming to him.

Chiken are really great.
I had one and it was like a fluffy dog that always wanted to sit in your lap. And it's silly how instead of flying they flap their wings along the ground like some kind of turbo boost.

>not reverse image searching for higher res

Black birds
>hoarders
>bringers of disease
>edgy

White birds
>symbol of peace
>used on crests
>bringers of disease

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>That look of Pure Hatred
That Owl is tired of his shit

Too bad they can't be trained to not shit everywhere.

Caw?

>waaah stop dropping nutrition into the soil

out
fucking
skilled

I've been playing RE4 lately and there's plenty of them to shoot and collect money and ammo from.

I meant on the floor. I live in an apartment, but if I could have a hen as a pet I would consider it.

Enjoy "nutrition" on your lap, shitter

Fuck yes, my friend. A magpie in flight is the most beautiful creature.

>Not wearing compost dungarees

Birds are retarded

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That's most birds.

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Ravens are not only smart, but fun-loving, too. They'll literally roll in snow for the hell of it.

hoooooooooly shit

>bringers of eggs

ayyy lmao

>OH NOW THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY
that bird is going to murder every single living thing around the corner

Hens come in many colors and can't be put under one of those categories.

Crows are literally next to pigeons on world's shittiest bird

Fuck off

With women at the top :^)

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videogames

Is my accent just a joke to you people?

get fucked
this is the most comfy thread on v right now

That was my point

I have 4 of them nesting on my yard. Only problem is that they raid my cats food tray

feed cat inside

the crows know you feel this way. they watch you and talk about you to other crows. there are hundreds of birds that actually think you're a dickwad and actively avoid you.

youtube.com/watch?v=WuxWckNpy7A

Lost my shit when the sign came up.

do dragons count as birds? they have wings and fly and nothing else does that except for birds

user THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
SPOILER THIS

Wrong.

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these fuckers have been infesting my neighborhood and i live miles from the sea
rude niggers that just shit and eat litter

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Have an extended cut friend.

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Cah cah cah cah cah!

(DOUBT)

The fucker's intimidating as hell.

Owls are such cool animals. Much better than birds.

Shame owls in vidya aren't this cool. They're either obnoxious tutorial NPCs or annoying enemies.

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Chikens are cool. I want to have pic related as my pet one day

Not really, they are smart af bro

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Here's a big dumb owl to offset the other, more intimidating one.

youtube.com/watch?v=xacRTqk5QFM

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>2016
>CAWCAW CAWCAW

ICCCCDDS

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>that Kubrick stare as it lands
you aren't helping!

>oh fucking diner!
>OH THATS VERY FUNNY
>wait is it real?
>YOU CAN'T FOOL ME MOTHERFUCKER
>hey it's mine mine...! ....
>FUCK

if we go by the theory that dinosaurs are chickens, and dragons are just really dinosaurs with huge wings, then yeah, dragons are problably closer to birds and griffins than to reptilians.

And they have feathers do.

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>Highway to the Danger Zone

Birds are fucking awesome.

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>Can't legally own a raven in the US unless it's native to another continent
Fuck

Jesus christ that looks like the fucking thing

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What was that motherfucker? Say that outside, not online, and see what happens.

It took me a long-ass time to realize that this is a raven and not some bearded dude wearing goggles

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A lot of people just seem to be into making people into easy subs/sex slaves. That's lame.

>woah this motherfucker looks wise and grim
>DUUUUUUUUURRR

youtube.com/watch?v=rj8NJfH0h84

This is what happens when you steal their cigarettes.

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Owls are majestic, fuck you.

I was feeling bad for the crows.

kek

A lot of people are boring and lame in the first place.

I'm about to blow your mind: birds are actually a type of owl.

I don't know if I should post smart burds or funny burds.

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>nobody mentioned ravenkino yet

youtube.com/watch?v=JuP6P3R3ArU

pussy bitch
last summer I was out riding and just let the fucker swoop my helmet
nigga ain't gonna do shit

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The moment they hear this guy, they're gonna lose their shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

Provided that he has heard of a truck before.

dumb birb?

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>Take two of this bird
>Introduce them to a beatboxer
>Suddenly you have the best backup crew in dance at a fraction of the cost

how come medivh is alive again?
I dont understand
if supposedly he died in warcraft according to the movie?

Its actually painful how many people are seeing this for the first time. This isnt even that old..

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That's not a grackle, you dumb nigger.

fucking retarded chicken

Hawk

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Official Cred Forums bird.

god damn blizzard cinematics aged great in my opinion

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there's no way this can be real

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caww

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Thanks for dumping user.

Have a rare toucan.

You can still laugh at something you've seen before faggot. Why do you think your parents giggle every time you come upstairs?

Glad to share.

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yeah baby stroke that cock

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Too smart

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>Not ending it with "ps3 has no games".

End.

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That was neat, actually.

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That guy has amazing muscle control to move that slowly

Thank you user, very enjoyable dump.

This calls for an Eagle.

jojo vs dio round 1.webm

Even a seagull can look like an approaching tyrannosaurus if you ~believe~ hard enough.

Look no further.

>30fps vs 60fps

Found your dinosaur.

Heard that some crows sometimes gives gift to those who feed them, I need to to try someday

If only I knew the context.

>inb4 caw

CAWCAW
A
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C
A
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Birds from the front are goofy ass mother fuckers.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Immunity cat WRU.

That looks like the one character from Fate/Stay Night with the weird eyes.

Why are geese such assholes?

REJOICE my people! THE TIME IS UPON US. SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND EAT SAUSAGES.

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Never trust long-necked fuckers.

>birb gatai
noice

Crows are my favorite videogames.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qt-pB1R64mI

What's with that shitty filename? It's using the cars as tools, not crossing the street.

>Crow Wingjob

lol

Yeah. Nothing in the original teaser was lived up to with the actual release of the game. I'm still disappointed as fuck

>crow eats the loser

did he died

seriously though fuck did it rip its head off

>that fucking matrix dodge

Hang in there lil birder

To be fair that guy appears to be helping its kid who is stuck in the fence but dumb bird has no way of knowing the guy is not a hostile predator trying to eat it.

you're at the club and this bird slaps your nest. what do you do?

oh shit

so how long until they start training other birds?

I think I realize why birds are such assholes.

They can fly so they can get away with all sort of harassment.

MUAD-DIB! MUAD-DIB!

Crows are like the wingmen to bullies; weak little shits who start shit and let others do the work for them.

Really makes you think

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Birds really don't like those giant fat mice.

Is Falco a cute birb?

Crows aren't weak. Their beaks are pretty sharp, there's a reason cats aren't too enthusiastic about attacking that crow.

Holy shit

God damnit

>ostrich
That's clearly a flamingo.
>moose
That's clearly a bear.

Poor fat bastards. I want to kick those damn birds whenever I see them.

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>not posting the best one
youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs

its been a game for a few years now for all the magpies to fuck with our cats

they keep sitting around them just out of reach, occasionally swoop low enough they can almost catch them and jump up and keep cawing to piss them off

no matter what you say, I'm convinced they know exactly what they're doing and they're having fun

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I used to have two pet turkeys a long ass time ago when I was younger.
Can't remember much about them other than the female one was cute and followed me around and the male one was kind of an asshole but I liked him anyways.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNG
MY
FUCKING
HEART

But wait, why would the bird board a train? If it knows trains are for transport, wouldn't that take it miles away from home?

What does that fakemon have to do with the post you quoted?

>Transhooters
>Owlbros in disguise

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Yes but what are birds?

Cocks are dicks.

sauce?

Those are hens.

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It's from the same show, same episode even.

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if you've ever seen cocks fight you'll believe chickens are related to raptors

What games let you play as an OG burb like pic related?
Only one I can think of is Dino D-Day.

We might as well call these little guys the trolls of nature since they love making shit hit the fan for fun.

lurk moar newfriend

>not wanting these bad boys

One time at an university, one of them started using balls the researches gave the birds to play with to shoot at the researches.
Another time, one Kea hid in a bucket during feeding time, making the researches hunt him through the entire campus several times until he had enough laughs and returned to the cage on his own.

In their natural habitat, they fuck up cars and sheep just to laugh at humans

why is the writing made of semen

They can be quite annoying.

I cast Cloud of Daggers and play a jaunty tune of Inspiration to the Cleric before the thing tears my asshole inside out.

You the best.

Dino D day?

Great game but deader than the dodo

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what is it with crows and grabbing tails

Worms.

>You will never have a fuzzy feathered raptor for a pet
If not for the horrible claw they have that could rip your throat with minimal effort, those would be the best pets from the dino era, second only to the king itself.

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fuck you

No, user. Fuck me.

>when the school bullies show up in the middle of your fun game with friends.

I LOVE RAVENS!

Crows rarely eat worms though, don't they?

They clearly know it's a weak spot.

Crowposter spotted.

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raptors weren't that big, I recon they wouldn't be significantly more dangerous than a large dog

Also Keas are the only species of parrots that eat meat.Taking sometimes bites from sheep, while they are alive.

Their brains are wired to single out the movement of tails as interesting.

imagine if you were a human and huge owls could swoop down at any moment and eat your children.

These guys will literally go insane if you don't give them attention.

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It's called living in australia

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parrots are fairly high maintenance pets
bit like having a 3 year old child

Metal gear solid 2 tanker vs. Plant.

These lil shits are slowly learning how to talk.
youtube.com/watch?v=BbRS9K4rZ8Y
Sooner or later they'll start saying "you're a faggot" right behind you before taking off.

youtube.com/watch?v=fU4oZNGo2FE

>raptors weren't that big

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he posted a velocirator which were turkey sized

i know you wanted to have a bird thread but the reality is they're greatly overrepresented

when's the last time you saw one in a game?
you can think of a game, you can think of three, of five

now when's the last time you saw a finch in a game? a cardinal? a robin? a wren?


ravens, crows, and parrots are all greatly overrepresented birds

Are birds vermin?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1471040619678.webm

Where da hooded crows at this thread?

Yeah, but those claws are still sharp as a motherfucker.

Best raptor though is Utahraptor. You could mount one of those damn things.

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the amount of fear this man has that the bird is going to go for his eyes is appropriate

kekked

nah you couldn't
vast majority of large predators are completely unsuited for mounting, utahraptors would be no different: they're built for jumping, sprinting and general predator actions which would give them relatively light builds that wouldn't be capable of carrying an adult human for a prolonged period and even if they could they'd still be completely unsuited as mounts compared to horses

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True, but it'd still be badass to ride a raptor. There was a game that let you do that, but I forgot what it was. It was shit, anyway.

Man, I need a fix for raptors. New game with raptors when? JP styled or accurate, I don't even care.

Which one?

youtube.com/watch?v=zlD5uvOt_Sw

Second one, middle-left. Would cuddle with.

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Why do they have tusks?

Parrot > Owl > Brown > Blue

I love owls, but that parrot is all kinds of intimidating.

DOUBLE REPPUKEN

BREE

Second from the right.

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You can ride raptors in ARK, that's probably what you're thinking of. It's shit.

canada geese are.

>Well what is it?

tfw the yellow bird just want to eat the green bird eyes

It obviously has somewhere to be. I've heard stories of cats riding trains and busses to get places. It's probably the same for this bird.

>birds are cool
>vidya birds are notoriously shit, often retarded birdmen with no birdlike stats
Wake me up outside

Yep, that's the one. Fuck man, that game could've been good.

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We have Dark Souls too and it is pretty popular, but you are right, we need more crows

Raven was the best fucking show

>Cuckatoo.webm

I've seen this gif a million times and only now saw the pineapple print.

This is Tibarn. The glorious 7 foot tall king of hawk people who can turn into a giant ass bald eagle. He rips everything's ass to shreds.

youtube.com/watch?v=p3SWMxsFlj4

i didnt know these motherfuckers could "talk"

Hey, /an/.

STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD
MY THREAD GOT ARCHIVED WHILE THIS STAYS?????????????????????

youtube.com/watch?v=guBCes2GRqY

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Is there some other animal you like?

YOU GOT KEKED SON. A LIVING MEME. WHAT A WORLD.

You're not a fucking legend.

cute dog

>level 80 going to low level zone.webm

>Birdemic 2.webm

CAW CAW CAW

I'd like to think I'm one of the only /an/ crossposters, but it's nice to see there are more.

Perfect example of a shitbird.
>generic dude with generic bird wings who turns into generic bird with generic beast stats
Wouldn't be any shittier if he was a literal furry.

>hawk, toucan and dinosaur (griffon?)

I want to see an american version of this, this is too beautiful.
I want my nature to be ugly and tasteless.

>implications
I have 65 animal related webms, most of which came from Cred Forums. We talk about anything that isn't videogames here.

Well, I tried

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birb thred?

put me in the reddit screencap

All long-necked birbs are assholes.

Talking crows a best. I want to be a wizard with a talking crow companion.

He's genuinely one of my favorite vidya characters ever.

>DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME

This is just a copypasta, user

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>Would be a real dick move if we grew wings

What game?

You are not alone,/an/on

>trying to act sober in front of your family

Looks like Elder Scrolls Online.

Elder Scrolls Online.

Dwarf Fortress taught me to hate these fuckers

Impressive. Fucker got what was coming to him.

What are the top 5 smartest animals again? Birbs, orcas, apes, elephants and octopi?

>Watership Down 2

Pigs are really smart.

Apparently pretty cute and sociable too.
Unfortunately this doesn't stop me from finding them delicious.

air head delivery

kek

There are different ones for pets and for eating.

Octopi are the smartest invertebrate, because every leg is part of the entire 'brain' of the octopi.

youtube.com/watch?v=st8-EY71K84

It's a tragedy, really.

Half of birds are really stupid though. Only a couple of species have super brains.

In order
Humans, Chimps, Orca, Dolphin, Elephant, Crow/Ravens, Octopi, Pig.

nautil.us/issue/35/boundaries/the-paradox-of-the-elephant-brain

Technically speaking, the Elephant should be the smartest creature on the planet. It should be totally able to obliterate human intelligence due to the anatomy of its brain... yet, it can't.

>mfw used to live on a farm
>Killed little piggy's mom for its meat
>Pig now cries at night for his mom
>Have the pig sleep with me in my bed
>Pig sleeps like a log now

Conflicted feelings.

Everything looks like it's covered in old blood, fitting

im always more weirded out that he seems to be smelling a still frozen pizza

Don't do this to me user

wtf r neurons

I think it's just a shitty fucking pizza that still looks frozen even though it's been in the oven. That cheese looks melted even though it's just a plasticy mess.

>implying owls are birds

So you're saying an octopus is basically just a brain? We should give them bodies

Did you eat the child?

A day in the life as a rabbit/bunny is equivalent to taking part in a war. You or anyone close to you could die at any second and you won't see it coming.

fucking Americans
>something happens
OH JESUS
OH GOD

Every time

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>Shitposter enters the thread

A human brain is like a single computer.

An octopus more like Cred Forums, where different things can be happening in different threads (arms) but they're all generally kind of focused on the same topic

They are born with a brilliant white cloak of feathers, than actually become permanently dyed as then eat. They primarily eat Bone Marrow, so they have to dig through carrion to get to the juicy stuff, and in doing so become red as fuck.

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>pic related

>implying
We /an/ now

Ur purty gud

That was wild rabbit vs tamed bird.

Now for tamed rabbit..

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If they're so smart how they don't learn to live in the ocean or sky like all the other smart animals?

I really wanted to see the little girls face at the end
I am disappointing

Why isn't there more owl vore? Or avians in general in vore?