He doesn't play a catwaifu in FFXIV

>He doesn't play a catwaifu in FFXIV.
Explain yourself!

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because my gf is my cat waifu ;^)

>playing children's games when diablo 2 exist

wew lad

>tfw finally decided to roll a white mage cat

T-this is the right choice, right?

I like my male highlander

hyur > goatgirl > catshit

Of course, look how cute your /vpose is.

i played a hyur until heavensward and now im a dragon man

>playing an instanced game that is just walking around in a world made of square boxes and has loading screens when you "change" areas

wew, no thank you!

I used to be a __male cat, but I couldn't take my character seriously, so I went to hyur.

Male cats scares me. There's always a bunch of creepy male cats in Limsa lower decks.

im lvl 60 ilvl220. what do i need to do to play the shit in the upcoming patch?

But I do

She's a black mage

Cat is a shit race for shit people.
Roegadyn > Elezen > Au Ra > Hyur > Lalafell > Miqo'te

Male Roe here
I am gay btw

lvl 60 ilvl210

I'm only 209. But I would not worry too much and rather just wait until the patch and gear up with the new gear then.

>stocking up on grade 2 dissolvents

I really regret selling the ones I did when Aqapolis first hit

Is rath's still the single best rotation in terms of pure effectiveness at hq'ing a craft?

tfw done with midas forever

Feels good man.

>another xiv thread on Cred Forums
Always happens when it's close to patch and you gotta shill despite those 6 million players :^)

>He plays this shit MMO
Explain yourself.

reported

>announcing reports

why would i play a catwaifu? when i can be a cute cat boy

I was a cat but them I switched to Female Highlander

Sorry. Pure Elezen for me.

>people discuss a game more often closer to content being added

Whoa

Male Au Ra, Male Hyur or Male Roe. What the fuck am I supposed to choose? Lalafells are fucking disgusting and the catpeople are fucking ugly beta bitches.

MMO aren't allowed on Cred Forums. They are for /vg/ because they are constant.

It is impossible to make an Elezen not look like a male

>tfw random player goes up and does an emote to you
>pretend I'm afk/busy in marketboard until they go away
Am I the only one?

why do I keep coming back to this game
>first week of contenjt
>alex, new dungs, new seals maybe new event
>sae shit as always
>get bored after the second week
>everything after that if grind for relic or get raped by EX or savage until the next patch

every single update

How so?

Depends. If it's a male character or a potato I do exactly that. But if it's a cute cat or something like that, I might play along and have a comfy time with them.

Show me a single feminine Elezen ingame.

Because you're an idiot.

More like it's impossible to make an Elezen not look like a MILF

Only if it's a cat.

because potato is love and life

>Can't make a wholesome teenage elf girl like Lisa
I don't even

What about those 1000 Legion threads we had/still having?

>tfw they release grade 3 dissolvants

I'll only post one selfie because this isn't /vg/, but because you asked.

It's an expansion compared to a patch.

What is the benefit of marriage in game exactly? Does it offer any positives to the gameplay or it legit just to marry your online bf/gf?

Post more.

I'm doing 30 days of no fap and this is helping immensely.

Well it's not our fault if some FF patches have so much content as a WoW expansion.

It's all cosmetic except for the ring they provide you. You can teleport to your partner's exact location. Comes with a 30 minute cooldown.

>helping you not fap
Please.

I play with a dragonfu

>FF patches have so much content as a WoW expansion.
Yeah like uh
five raid bosses and 2 dungeons
which is a lot more than
seven raid bosses and 10 dungeons

Oh wow, thats actually pretty cool. I'm thinking of buying the game, and I love roleplay (not ERP nonsense) so that tickles that nerve pretty well.

oh shit

>play male roe
>get constantly assaulted by barafags, invited to a roe linkshell multiple times where they just talk about liking muscle men, and even once had some catboy walk up to me and send me tells saying 'raw me daddy'
What the fuck is wrong with people. Can't I play a muscular monk without it being sexual? I'm not even on Balmung or an erp server.

this is bait right?

There's not much going on in terms of roleplay, to be honest. Even the 'good' play is pretty basic most of the time. The game/lore itself doesn't lend to a lot of opportunity.

We'll I'm happy that I could help entice you to play this game. You will be happy to know that SE will introduce an RP status that lets players know if you are in character or not. A little icon next to your name.

Cool, what is the best RP server?

c@s are shit. Hyur will cleanse the world off the xeno filth.

There is no official RP server that is listed provided from SE.

But the community has dubbed both Gilgamesh and Balmung the unofficial servers.

Hello ms, giraffe.

Hello to you too user.

Cool, thank you!

No problem. May the ever light of the crystal guide you child.

faggot

...

cats are trash, especially the males

This sure doesn't taste like trash.

What is it with neckbeards hating cute guy?

>cringey manlets
>cute

Nah. Male Au Ra are alright despite their edgy undertones but Elezen are the superior males obviously. Male Miqo'te just look like pure trash, even Hyur look better.

This is the most /vg/ XIV thread i've seen in a while.

>Male Au Ra are alright
Au Ra look like garbage

Probably because OP isnt even about the game, just someones shitty opinion about the worst race.

Funny how it's only guys who say this. Women absolutely love miqo'te.

But I guess if you want to impress other neckbeards you go with the tallest race, because being tall is the most important thing to manlets playing a videogame.

I do, but I'm infamous so I won't prove it.

I want a tanking class with a pet

Beastmaster WHEN??

>play fempotato
>do none of the obnoxious things Lalas are known for
>just wanna be small and cute

Am I still a bad person?

just go out with your mom

Yes. Everyone hates you.

In my experience, women that play this game love Miqo'te, Au'ra, and Elezen, in that order.

Being 'small and cute' is obnoxious.

At least they arent manlets with 0 good faces.

Jesus, who said anything about "impressing" anyone?

For a big name MMO this game sure has a shit chat system. There's not even any report option?

I made a self insert Final Fantasy character. Shitty thing is a female character would've allowed for more glamour changes. I find that with a male character you find one good one and thats that.

Does it really matter that much when 99% of the game's 'glamour' is robes with shit on them?

Oh there's plenty of female glamour. You are right that a lot of armours are robeshit. Only maxed class I have a robe(ish) set is my MCH but it has that sweet sidething on the Machinist's shirt. Otherwise its super cool with its vest-like top part with long sleeves.

How do I join the Cred Forums fc on ultros?

I've enjoyed the game on release when the crafting was perfect, maxed everything and left it for something else.
Enjoy your degraded product OP.

Even the heavy armor is robes with shit on them. For a expansion set in Ishgard I as hoping we got more than few full plate armors. In fact, I wish we had more than one zone in Ishgard to explore. Fuck Dravania.

Obviously the designers have some kind of vendetta against exposed knees.

Only armor set (the whole thing) was the Ishgardian Knight/Adamantite set. That shit was cool as fuck.

Even that has a battle dress.

Every half-naked male Au'ra that i've been on teamspeak with have been women. Fucking fujoshit.

It's more of an ass cape. The i180 crafted fending set is a proper dress.

I know. Still, it was really cool. I roll the Rainbow shirt of Fending anyways which is what it says it is. Even I dont like the robeshit.

Can't wait for Lisa to save the storyline

>she just lies traumatized on the couch
Oh, okay.

I don't care as long as Tataru makes herself useful and gives her a new outfit.

Elves don't smell like cat piss or have fleas

report button is hidden in the support tab in the options menu

they are supposed to be making it easier to report players in 3.4

>Easier to report

Gotta watch my mouth even more. Dont want to get banned by triggering someone.

So slutty attire and whoring herself out at the forgotten knight?

>Early pulling hunts and multiboxing isn't against the rules
>But calling someone a faggot will get you banned

basically.

Are you angry you didn't get those 100 poetics?

You also get a two-seat wedding Chocobo mount so you can ride around with your waifu.

>be a male potato
>take my character very seriously with facial hair and bulky armor
>people still try to pet me and act cute towards me

i hate this

Post what server you play on and a picture of your character!

I'm angry that someone early pulls and keeps aggro then when people are about to kill it, they reset it on purpose and do the same thing again until some tank shows up and manages to steal aggro.

git gud scrub lmao

Some times it's so hard to be an edgy DRK lala.

I want you to go to the /vg/ thread and try to have a discussion, see how long you last

You deserve everything you get, dirty lala scum.

>pirate rape dungeons
>allusions to necrophelia
>children's game

>People linking relic weapons when they're trying to convince someone they know how to play

This has happened so often I'm starting to think I'm being memed.

I'm not a faggot

>Be in an FC and a linkshell for months trying to be as social as i can
>Everyone around me doing EBs and forming raid groups and doing content
>Invite me to said EBs
>Fun times everywhere
>Dont even have a friend a can talk to in my boring times, no one ever invites me to content even though im always advertising what im doing and inviting others
>Slowly dying inside

who else /lonely/ here

Why would multiboxing be against the rules?

The playerbase is that fucking retarded. I see it all of the time too.

easily exploitable to grief other players or RMT gil

I'm quite lonely myself, it's hard to find players to play with and having a comfy time with.

>tfw not on Balmung and enjoying the game with my awesome server

GET FUCKED FAGGOT

I RP as a smug retarded cat occasionally , because that's how catgirls should be.
Shit's fun.

Lizards are better.

>6 days until new patch
>The closer we get, the slower the week goes

I'm not gonna make it. I need something to do...

So guys you are hanging a picture of Haurchefant in your apartment right

No, because I'm not a raging homosexual.

Other games exist. I swear MMO players are like drug addicts.

It's not gay if it's elves

Why do you think the term evercrack came about

>Offer to home-share with a friend of mine
>They get the basement
>'What are you gonna do with the basement?'
>'Think I'll make a Haurchefant shrine'
>Take them off the home share

Where do you get an apartment?

I want to know where to go so i can get one as soon as the patch goes up

I know its in the residential ward but who exactly

>tfw convinced a friend to buy EDF during humble sale

user there's going to be over 6000 of them, you won't need to worry about getting one. Even on Balmung.

>All of this true, except I do have a job

Kill me

>tfw no ERP on exodus to make subby bitches choke on my big fat blue futa cat cock

>blue futa cat

This got worse with every word.

you aren't looking hard enough, there are linkshells and houses in goblet dedicated to ERP whores.

kys

>game sports the widest assortments of pointy, wide-brimmed wizards hat ever
>literally no other game exists that has such a variety of wizard hats
>doesn't play an old beardy wizard or at least a witch and wears a different set of robes and hats every other week
bit of a waste desu

>inb4 ZR shill squad pushes their dead server

Used to be a cat, but i used the free fant to turn into a highlander.
Never looked back. Although i'm tempted to go giraffe after coming back into the game, but i can barely justify the $10 for it.

rate my catgirl

generic/10

/vg/ retards are out in full force today trying to ruin threads

soulless and boring/10

I haven't decided where to get my apartment since Ishgard sadly isn't an option, any suggestions guys

Cute!

Even if I like white hair it's a little boring that so many people use it.

>>/vg/
Back to your containment please.

White hair is my favorite hair color on fictional characters and it makes me sad it's so overused. :(

>Cosmo uses his Youtube bucks to pay for his FFXIV sub so he can ERP on Balmung

you caused this Cred Forums

Rate my c@.

>playing Cat
>when you can play Au Ra
Au Ra are the arguably most weeb looking race and you choose to be an even bigger faggot by playing Miqote.

That's what you say, but you know you want to.

haha yea dude i play ffxiv and hang out in ffxiv general all day im a totally sane person i swear guys

I actually like the white/bright blue color scheme, plus the 'shtola hair works alright with this. Might give a commendation if there wasn't anyone with a more interesting glamour and you weren't a shitter.

Back to /vg/ and stay there

>c@ts

No thanks. No catwhore can compete with my Adonis beefcake.

nice transmog

post it

would raid with/10

Yeah exactly how I feel.

Go take a look at the fucking /vg/ thread for this game. It's the most cancerous fucking general I've ever seen. Nobody actually plays the game, they just shitpost about their retarded characters and ERP.

Cred Forums xiv threads are nice because we can actually talk about the game for the most part.

Is it REALLY worse than TESG?

easily the best cat in this thread to be perfectly honest

He plays XIV?

Guys, please tell you /laugh at people with the Mogry mount as well.

No one is actually talking about the game right now in this thread.

>Cred Forums xiv threads are nice because we can actually talk about the game for the most part.
OP is literally "DUDE C@S LMAO"

Well it's my first character ever made and I just put on the maid outfit because I hadn't gotten a glamour yet...
What can I do to make her more interesting?

You could try to force conversation or even filter on /vg/?

Can't be worse than /terag/ /aa2g/ /ksg/ or /bnsg/

Not him but i got interested in this game 2 days ago and checked out /xiv/

Yes
Its bad. Theyre so high on their own toxic fumes they dont even respond to non weaboos or shitters who are just looking for help related to the game

Not that dude but I have to agree that it's probably the worst general in all of /vg/

Literally 99% avatarfagging and drama, game related discussion is almost completely ignored
Everyone there is bad at the game and makes excuses why they're bad

It's worse than any of these

I have been to both, and even though I got real tired of the faggotry in both, I can honestly say that /xivg/ is so much worse.

Include 'fell cleave' and 'deployment tactics' and the entire thread would be hidden.

you mean /gw2/

I started to play this game a lot less once the leader of the FC I joined forever ago jumped servers to Balmung around 3.2. It split the tightly knit FC into people who followed, and people who felt betrayed and are keeping it running on life support.

I grew attached to all the active players in it, so it's a real downer when things like that happen.

Lizard or Cat WHM?

Cat WHM, always cat WHM.

Last Live Letter there was maybe 5 posts talking about it whilst rest didn't even know it was going. Used to be able to go through 2-3 threads on a live letter.

Give 10 examples.

l-lewd user....

4 raid bosses 1 slightly easier than raid boss 2 dungeons. That happens three times in the expansion.

Between those patches there's a catch up patch with three dungeons (one is long and with a large group) and a new boss

So per expansion there's 12 raid bosses, 6 primals (the slightly easier than raid fights) and we dungeons.

They both have stuff to do, fuck off

Balmung is such a shit server that it has one of the lowest Savage and EX primal clear rates than dead NA servers.

>Filtering balmung
You get triggered easily?

Okay but is it worse than katawa shoujo general?

That's in its own league.

It's also the most populated.

5% clear rate in Balmung is like 10% of a medium pop server if not more.

Anyone play on Odin?

That doesn't apply here.

This particular thread is pure /vg/ character posting faggotry. Cred Forums normally has good XIV threads. This isn't one of them.

Fuck you Shofie

95% not cleared on balmung is an entire medium servers population

I do! Odin is comfy.

Yes. There's always the same 4 of us in these threads.

Filters like this are pointless. At that stage you might as well just go to Reddit because with that many false positives you're gonna filter 80% of real discussion as well.

Balmung had a less than 1% clear rate of savage
Gilgamesh had 5% or more and is the 2nd most poulated

Please don't try to make your trash server seem better than it is

does /ksg/ have drama like this?

It's only populated because of everything has 3+ alts

The amount of accounts is most likely the same as every other server.

Yeah, I didn't read the thread before replying
To that one post. But this thread is cancerous as shit too.

What the fuck is it about xiv that attracts the dumbest weebfuck ERP retards in all of Cred Forums?

It actually makes me mad how shitty the xivg is. Even if you filter, there might be a single conversation chain worth reading/replying to.

>He plays a game that the producer himself says won't be good for another 10 years
Explain yourself!

forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/305250-Yoshi-P-on-Character-Growth

scroll through that list and find the false positives.

I'm not on Balmung.

>5%

is that the highest clear rate of any server? That's fucking pathetic, man.

/vg/ just needs board ID's because it's just a forum with the same 5 people.

Balmung and Gilgamesh are loaded with RMT bots. Not the ones that send tells but the ones that multibox+teleport hack in dungeons for easy gil to sell to other players so they can buy overpriced houses or glamour.

>People talking about how shitty this thread is.
>They themselves now turned the thread into a discussion about /vg/ shit and such.
>mfw they're the ones shitting up the threads all the time.

>you will never transfer to balmung and become king dick of tranny mountain
this shit is fucking hilarious

ODIN here as well

Was any one of you perverts in Limsa last night poking the healer whore?

I guess there's five now. c:

To be fair the last live letter was just repeating the previous live letter. I don't go to /xivg/ but I don't think the Cred Forums thread for it even had that much discussion since there was nothing new.

So whats a good server?

I... I don't understand?

wat

Fuck off back to /vg/

gilgamesh
ultros
balmung

Any server besides Baldong and Gilgamesh if you're in NA

Any server besides Moggle, Shiva and Ragnarok if you're in EU

All according to plan :^)

Fan Fest stream will be good, just for the cosplay. I wonder if Nora shows up again as the Ninja with some lost weight because he got btfo last time by Yoshi.

Apparently, there's a chat log out there of him getting butt hurt about people using the word balls when explaining the mechanics of the Ramuh fight

None of the ones Cred Forums or /vg/ plays on
If you want to raid just go to Gilgamesh and ignore everywhere else

I'm a pervert but I didn't poke the healer slut I petted her

>Someone asks "What are some good raiding options on Balmung?"
>Filtered
>Can someone explain how I use Fell Cleave in WAR's kit?
>Filtered
>Any discussion on cash shop automatically assumed bad
>Filtered
>"You kats need to consider [insert actual meaningful raid discussion]
>Filtered

Some of those are justified, but if you think that all generally used phrases and terminology used on /xivg/ as well as discussion of Balmung as a whole isnt worth while then you honestly really should go to Reddit. I dont mean that in an offensive way. Im saying with those filters you will gain nothing from /xivg/ at all. I mean someone could have namedropped one those people as a bad example of doing a mechanic and it would be filtered.

The one your friends are on.

because Roes and Au Ras exist

What the fuck... what is the story behind this?

I play on cactaur and it's alright, the only idiots I run into are in the df and when I ask what server they are on the answer is always either balmung or gilgamesh

Were you that female Hyur cutie?

It's worse than /terag/, which I thought was reigning champ for a while.

pink bear?

I'm like 90% sure you're thinking of a tweet from Brianna Wu

They're all bad but the least worst is probably Gilgamesh

no

why does this game have a lot of gay people and girls? mmos are supposed to be for sweaty neckbeards, not fucking twinks and fujoshis.

Should I transfer from cactuar to leviathan?

>catwaifu
Nah, I play draco stud and fuck bitches

Because the game has a lot of emotes and the dev team panders to them

i'm not gonna sugar-coat this. The only people who gain anything from /xivg/ are avatar posters. If you think any of what you posted is actually discussed on /xivg/, you're delusional. I'm not the guy who posted that list, but I will let you know right now that ffxiv subreddit is better than /xivg/, and i've never been to ffxiv's subreddit.

there's significantly less early level grinding and they put effort into the visuals

Queers are everywhere, in every MMO and singleplayer you play.

They're more vocal in FF14

Where do you guys usually idle?

TLDR: That guy is a literal psycho who is well known for getting into online relationships and trying to dominate them and will tell them he might kill himself if they dont comply. Here he is having a meltdown because his partner used the partners only emote (/embrace) on a friend, and he says that emote is only allowed to used on their true love.

I go to subreddit for news and information. I go to /xivg/ for comedy and casual conversation because I like the silly culture and personalities. Its fine as long as you dont personally get tied up in it.

The game is prettier.

>/vg/

Oh gee how surprising there's absolutely nothing to talk about.

I don't idle at all, I always do shit like gathering or crafting. If I have to go AFK I port to my house and sit on my throne.

Final Fantasy so normies are more likely to play it.
Console so normies are more likely to play it
Fujoshi Fantasy with fuccboi cats, fuccboi semendemons and manly highlanders.
Roes for actual gays.

This is legitimately depressing. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>All the ERP just ends up turning into FUTA

I'd rather have real gay stuff.

>Called customer support
>tell my situation about my osn account being linked to an old account i dont know anymore
>they help me out but end up having to send in a ticket online to unlink the account

How long will this process take?

>REEEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU HUG SOMEONE THAT'S NOT YOUR VIRTUAL HUSBAND
jesus christ

holy shit, well you can't have MMOs without those kind of freaks

>SE support
>actually being helpful
What the fuck?

Came back for 3.4, though I'm only at i220. Anyone else on Balmung here that runs content? I don't think I'm going to make it to the entrance level some of these PFs are asking for in time for Tuesday.

Probably, it's all one big cancerous mass of getting offended over nothing and making up pronouns

>this is how I hold humongous dicks!

Typical.

Hahaha fuck I've seen Worthless Trash around and I thought it was just a funny name. Didn't think it was fucking true.

I like catboys and would have enjoyed fucking more of em if I still played and gave them big black highlander cock

Limsa Lominsa Aetheryte Plaza.

I ain't 60 yet though.

anyone have that screencap of the tranny meltdown in FC chat who may or may not have killed themselves sometime afterward
it had someone say "get in the fucking robot" at the end

Reporting in.

No. I did happen to notice a swimsuit competition earlier tonight.

>wizard tank
What weapon do you use?

Don't know what region you're from but with all my instances with SE customer support were great. They resolved my problems really fast and without any bureaucratic bullshit. Maybe my problems were as severe as others but I have nothing but praise for them.

...

But futa -is- gay.

>mfw wouldn't mind ERPing but all I really wanna do is do stupid adventure RP stuff

Just started playing this a little while ago for the first time.

Why is practically everyone you ever meet from Gilgamesh an awful human being not worth the air they breathe?

Whats erp anyway?

Futa is entry level gay.
t. someone who learned to love traps through futa

No one wants to see two men fucking. And really, this is kind of proof of how un-gay it is. Real faggots hate it because they can't see big burly dudes railing each other. It's soft cute chicks with soft cute dicks.

The roe paladin on that pic kinda looks like Pacha

You're not one of those creepy catboys right?

Ishgard on the staircase railing above the jeweled crozier aetherite
I only really idle when I'm waiting for a df Q to pop though

because Gilgamesh is meant to be the "hardcore" server for NA players

Used to be diamond breaker, the upgraded shiva greatsword, but now it's the padjali greatsword. I pretend they're conjured weapons. Considered PLD with nexus weapons but I never bothered leveling it any more than for its cross-class skills. Using DRK because it's the most magical tank until they release RDM or BLU

/vg/ autism thread

Aether is a meme datacenter which houses two containment servers. You got Balmung which is infested with all sorts of mental illnesses and people on medication. Then you got Gilgamesh which is not only the official Reddit server but also every bad player transferred there since the Gordias days in hopes of getting carried through content or get to meet Mr.Happy. Then the rest of the servers on Aether are abandoned ghost towns like Mateus, Couerl, Jenova, etc.

Basically, Aether is a garbage cluster of servers. Look forward to it getting worse in 3.5 when cross server PF gets added and you start seeing elitists and ERP degenerates mingle with each other.

What kind of futa have you been playing? Typically it's shem roegadyn with 2 foot long smegma covered horse cocks.

But its two males in real life. Why do you guys never acknowledge the people playing the game and how fucked up that is? Plus its a guy if it has a dick. I dont care if its a magic 'futa' dick.

I don't want ERP at all, I just want to be a fisherman, except in character.

I'm a catgirl. ;_;

What are some good jobs to grab points in for a future pugilist/monk
I want to be a fist wizard.
Already tried a bit of thm, but it seems to me like a class with buffs/support might be a better option

What does it matter if it's a male in real life? Do you refuse to fap to porn if it's drawn by a guy, too?

How can you compare the two? The character under the direct control and interaction with you. If you told your friends you were sexting another male they would objectively conclude that was gay.

So be a fisherman. What's exactly stopping you?

What hair color do you have? :c

I don't. I only log in to complete the daily checklist. I just aimlessly wander whilst waiting for the DF. I think I last logged out at the camp next to Crystal Tower.

So it goes, like... women > futa > traps > men > bara?

Genuine question here,
What do you guys think about ERP? What is the appeal of ERP?

Why are americans so fucked up

more like degenerate gay.

more like

>straight
women

>in denial/closeted
futa

>gay
men

You're missing tomboys
Women > Futa > traps > men > bara > Tomboys

I posted in this thread earlier, I'm the unoriginal catgirl.

Fisherman rp is great, you get to sit there in silence with no one bothering you while you drink beer, exactly like real life fishing

That's redundant

Holy shit please post more chat logs, these are gold.

anyone want a heal slut?

>pugilist/monk
>a class with buffs/support
pick one

It's roleplaying. They wouldn't believe I was honestly fucking an elf if they played an elezen.

>only log in to complete the daily checklist
>tfw don't even DF anymore, just crafting, gold saucer, and log out
not a good feel.

I'm surprised I've never seen you before, I usually idle there also.

>static finally beats a7s
>not enough time to beat a8s before tues

Ah well. Gonna go right into creator anyway.

No logical normal person would make that connection. Go ask any of your friends right now if they think it would be normal to ERP with someone you know is male. Report back to me.

How about a cum slut

It doesnt work that way, when you get your job you lose access to most cross class abilities, all you really need is invigorate and blood for blood from lancer

Yeah but some trap lovers will insist that they like men as much as normal gays

Classic

Erotic role play

welcome to the land where you can have tranny pills shipped to your house without a prescription and people are encouraged to be special snowflakes.

The cross-class system sucks in practice and you can't be a fist wizard. I am sorry user.

women>clit play>futa>futa on trap>futa on sota>man on shota>man on man>bara on man>bara on bara

Enjoy your million replies

Wasn't this person essentially pretending to be a tranny, a fake woman, but turned out to be a tall lanky black man?

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Everyone on Gilgamesh has a self-inflated ego, thinking that just because they are on the best raiding server, they're actually good

I am a beautiful, giant, muscular, and curvaceous FemRoe, who also happens to be the cutest character in the world. Why would I want to be a tiny, weak, less cute cat?

Normies think anything is gay unless it's missionary sex with a perfect 10/10.

Fuck if I know, but even they can't be relevant now in the threads, maybe if they didn't take some time away pretending to be dead they wouldn't have lost all those oribiters and beta bux

Who knows, everyone in /xivg/ has a mental disorder

Go ask any of your friends right now if they think it'd be normal to ERP. Or roleplay at all.

how do people reach this point in their life when they lost all control of it and end up spending money to maintain a virtual relationship with a fucking tranny

If I was gonna ERP I would ERP to gay dudes.

Nah man, normies love anal and asses in general, they ignore the irony

r8 my gyaru alisa cosplay

>Cat

Go away

no one cares/10

Ah
Well thats lame. Genuine role play and actually playing the game is much better

Welcome to the nhk made me miss this feeling

okcupid.com/profile/VynnXIII

Yeah, it was confirmed. Dude used that profile name in one of his accounts. The guy who had his characters deleted supposedly still fell for 'her' even after finding out he was a black man.

kill yourself

Post your character!

And server.

So what you're saying is switch to primal asap?

>I am a beautiful, giant, muscular, and curvaceous FemRoe

I, too, am a beautiful, giant, muscular and cuvaceous ManRoe.

:3

>cuvaceous

Shoud I buy the game? I alrady wasted my free trial and was wondering how the game gets at the endgame and such before I buy. Is it at least better than wow?

I haven't played the past three days because of work. Will play in the weekends. I'm a Black Mage usually.

>Shoud I buy the game?
No

>Is it at least better than wow?
They're equally bad

Switch to Primal, Switch to Mana, Switch to any datacenter that isn't Aether.

thanks for being of no help user :)

Provided you can get into Balmung and Gil anymore. Last time I tried I found waiting directly after/before maintenence no longer works.

But this was almost a year ago. I said fuck it and bought my way in.

Still haven't rped with anyone.

any on a jp datacenter

Did you enjoy the free trial? Then buy the game.
If you hate the free trial, don't buy the game.

How was I no help? I answered both your questions. It sounds to me like you already made up your mind and just want someone to say "Yes, you're right the game is good and you should buy it." even if that isn't the truth.

The game is in a bad state and judging by recent interviews it won't be improving anytime soon.

Oh baby

Why are you posting here?

I promise you that I will /pet you if I see you then.

to experience the sexuality you never would irl

If it wasn't for how comfy this game is to play with a controller I would probably not even play it.

I don't get it. What happened here?

I made a Roe that I've played since 1.0 hit, since I was on a kick at that point making my created characters look as close to who I am as possible. I may not rock the man pretty like people's cat waifus, nor have a skin disease like the Au Ra, but damn does it feel good to not be a potato

And just like real life, I have no friends to play with

Legion content is time gated, he needs something to do while he waits

>tfw wanna roleplay a slow burn romance between two characters where we adventure together and just become friends in character or something before there's any romance
>but i want it to be gay

>fat purple lips
>long purple hair
>skirt

you memeroes are cancer

I still don't understand how people can play this game with a controller exclusively, you feel limited with it. Constantly swapping hotbars, you can't type and play at the same time, targeting between enemies is a nightmare unless you configure the fuck out of it, and the camera control with a analog isn't as accurate as a mouse so controller players fuck up often in fights like Nidhogg Extreme where you gotta swing your camera around to dodge his dives.

Because this isn't reddit where everything has to be a hugbox where we always have to be positive about the topic. Also talking about both the positive and negative parts of the game is enjoyable.

Also this. But I'd be in the same position if I was still subbed to XIV where I'd be waiting for the weekly lockout to run out. Like I said, both games are bad, WoW has my attention at the moment because it's a game I haven't played in years and it's changed a decent amount since then whereas FFXIV has stayed stagnant for 3 years.

Use of the word reddit in this thread: 7
Poor form

>this is the face of /xivg/
Pretty surprising actually.

Where are the curves? And you aren't as giant as my FemRoe. She is the hugest.

you can tell when a game is absolute shit when people care more about the girls and costumes than the gameplay itself.

MOBAs, MMOs, FPSMOBAS, all shit.

So I was browsing reddit sharing some reddit threads with my reddit friends and I think to myself people that ctrl f reddit and talk about it are a fucking cancer, so I make a reddit thread about it and get some reddit up votes and some reddit gold

You're the Roman Reigns of Eorzea. Nothing you do will ever make up for what you've become.

>targeting between enemies is a nightmare unless you configure the fuck out of it

And no matter how much you fiddle with the settings, its still basically tab targeting. It's up there with keyboard turning in MMOs (which incidentally analog stick camera control is analogous to) as the quintessential faux pas

It's surprisingly easy honestly, and there is never a reason to type and play at the same time if you're doing combat.

I use voice chat and have that mapped to my key to talk too, there's not that much swapping and targetting enemies is easy as piss with several ways, like for enemies on the enmity list only it's just L1 + down then you also have doing the left/right for distance and that's not even including filters.

It just takes a little bit of practice. The only job that is a bitch personally is Ninja, even SMN/SCH are not a hassle.

Something drastically needs to change though for 4.0 because this extra hotbar thing won't be sufficient.

Last time I played this game was when ultima weapon was the last boss of the story line. Should I resub and give it a go?

Skill bloat is the biggest problem, for instance has some moves that would be better of as traits
Like turn shadow fang into a potency increase and healing debuff trait for mutilate or merge the poisons into one

yes

Ultima now has a Proto form that haunts one of the endgame areas every few days that triggers a special boss fate.

>finally got my friend a Nidhogg clear last night after a week of failed DFattempts

I can believe people still can't consistently down that shit, it isn't even mechanically complex at wll.

Heavensward is fun but to get to HW from Ultima weapon is a long slog of talk to Minfilia at the waking sands/rising stones

ZR is the best. Come to Ultros.

What's a good server?

In Sephirot EX right after the phase change, he marks players with orange/green buffs. People usually call out which orange tower they are going to avoid confusion or people screwing up and wiping the group. If I were a controller player in a PF group, I would have to drop my controller and type out on my keyboard where I'm going (or use the software keyboard on PS4/PS3 which is even worse).

Of course with voice chat this would be so much easier but not everyone plays on PSN or is willing to get into voice chat.

Does quests still not give exp?

They do if you have Heavensward

{Lalafell}{master}{race}

>markets have dried up in anticipation on 3.4

I need to be Jewing people again the patch can't come soon enough

playing a lala on balmung is just weird though

playing anything but cat or au ra on balmung is weird

They do if you have HW, the slog is because there's a looong quest line of talk to Minfilia, telephone across the world to talk to one npcs, teleport back to limsa or horizon, drudge to waking sands, talk to Minfilia again, wash rinse repeat for hours

Much worse. /tesg/ is just waifufaggotry and circlejerking to the nth degree. /xivg/ is all of that plus ERP drama.

DRK is complete trash and needs a rework.

Stopping grit from disabling blood weapon would be a good start

Every job is trash and needs a rework
BRD needs the biggest rework

>catwaifu

Disgusting

If Grit didn't disable BW DRK would be absolutely braindead to play though, between BP and BW you'd have damn near infinite MP to unleash hell with.

>tfw I bought out all Orchestration mats for 2 weeks now and have 200 on hand while still churning more out to sell post patch.

Is MCH still complete shit that can't compete with anyone?

>Bard will never be a real Bard

Just remove the class and we're good

>bard's gimmick is that they can move around while doing their rotation and it's really fun and gives them a unique niche in strats that require strafing
>ruin it by making them bowmages
>introduce mch at the same time and also make them gunmages
I will never not be mad.

>needing voice chat in sephirot ex

Also you're just making excuses, people should know the fight beforehand and if not at least discuss locations where you're going.

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I like big fat tiddies so I went female roegadyn. Them being tall as fuck is also a huge plus.

MCH is better than BRD right now so long as you play with perfect ping and never fuck up your wildfire ever

DRK is fine. What they need to do is start designing fights where you need some reason to justify bringing a Paladin. Because right now everything just favors WAR/DRK. PLD has a ton of defensive tools but there's hardly any use for them when the other tanks can mitigate just fine and do more DPS to boot.

It never was. It's still the same concept; learn when to min max your wildfires and you can beat mdps on some fights.

>i hate this

That just makes you even cuter to the average fujo.

lv38 SCH here

Im really liking the healing aspects of SCH but i absolutely hate the DPS part with constantly applying dots

Im not gonna enjoy playing this job am i?

I hear AST is getting buffed, should i just continue with that?

>it's a "collect more tomestones" patch

mch has a lot of mobility though
they need to sit still for only one skill in their rotation, for like 1.5 seconds

The pot calling the kettle black

Who ready for Squadrons?

Because I am not a complete fucking weeb faggot.

>this is a problem
>wars easy rotation and regen and pld having an ignore mechanics button is fine
Drk is built around mp consumption for its maximum effect but then gets neutered for actual group tanking by restricting blood weapon, one little tweak makes it more fun and more effective

I love garrisons, so me, definitely.

If BRD could keep their mobility from ARR but still do the same damage as they do right now in HW, they would be OP as heck in PvE and PvP. It's either become a bowmage and do good damage or keep your mobility but do garbage damage like in ARR.

Wish the stacks for dreadwyrm trance didn't have a timer small QOL change I want

I want to fuck Rou Rou

You'll hate every healer, dps is the name of the game
Sorry you can't play health bar whack a mole and get carried

>crafting/gatherers now have a weekly lockout

fucking cancerous

DRK already is braindead because you don't actually need to use DA as often as possible to hit max DPS. As long as you never hit max MP you're not wasting any potential DAs so you can just use DA+SE to stay below max MP (and obviously use DP and DA+CnS) and DRK becomes one of the easiest jobs in the game.

I don't have a level 60 SCH but from what I understand, SCH is all about maintaining DPS while letting Fairy do most of the healing. In harder fights you do need to heal a lot more, but if you want a more healer focused healer, WHM is your best bet. It should DPS as well but you don't have as much room to go into Cleric Stance as a SCH does.

Since we don't know what the AST buffs are right now I can't really say.

With AST you can just heal and throw buffs on party members to make up for your lack of damage.

Healer DPS is not mandatory unless you're doing early raiding progression at minimum ilvl.

then make them do less dps until the parses are in line? wow hard balancing

Scrips were a fucking mistake

If you don't like DPSing as a healer, this isn't the game for you.

Maybe I'd be excited if I could actually bring them into dungeons which was the only interesting thing about them. It's just Retainer 3.0.

PLD's "ignore mechanics" button only works once every SIX FUCKING MINUTES, and outside of that they do absolutely shit damage and barely mitigate damage better than the other two to boot. WAR is fucking retarded but that's not news to anyone.

Me.
But I also want to only hire THMs, CNJs, and ACNs and pretend I've got my own little Mage's Guild.

>I go to subreddit for news and information.
>check out my glamour!
>look at my comission!
>my le ebin screenshot

Yeah, great place for news and info

>Reprisal isn't the attack reset with Parry, but the shit stun is.
>Can't use Reprisal unless hit by Physical

DRK was a mistake.

3.0 was a fucking mistake

ps3 support was a fucking mistake

Cards don't make it acceptable for AST to not DPS.

Tanks popping cooldowns and DPS doing proper rotations aren't mandatory either, that doesn't mean it's acceptable for people to ignore them.

At what cutscene was this image taken? I really would like to know.

then people will complain about nerfs and people will bring MCH instead of BRD

it's mandatory at every ilvl actually

Reminder that women with dicks are really just boys

You ERP niggas are gay

Yokai watch stuff.

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Im ready for my all male roe harem

Tanks not popping cooldowns means they die to tankbusters. DPS not doing proper rotations means you fail DPS checks.

If a healer does 0 DPS, it's not the end of the world. Unless again you're doing early raid progression at minimum gear level where every number counts because of how tight everything is.

I hate raiding with women, they always suck dick

Is it bad that this is what i'm most looking forward to in 3.4?

bagpipes

I beat A7S without doing any DPS on my AST, I just threw enhanced arrows and balances.

Imagine being the Warrior of Light in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Ilberd the Dullblade, you fuckin' fine, all formidable with your ilvl 43 weapon and horrific ala mhigger face. I would totally get captured and bound by you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is finish the main story quest and unlock Heavensward.

Like seriously imagine having to be the Bringer of Light and not only sit on that floor while Teledji Aledji flaunts his disgusting little potato body in front of you, the PS3 lighting barely concealing his low res pixellated textures and goofy face animation, and just sit there, dialogue box after dialogue box, hour after hour, while your linkshell is buzzing you for daily raid.

You should fuck off and unsub.

Yokai watch event intro in the shroud, where you find the pokeball with Whisper inside.

>rotations? play how u want if someone cant do it just carry them
>more space for gear? just throw it away problem solved
>horizontal progression? nah ppl wont catch up we stay with tomes
>housing for everyone? lol!
>good raiding rewards? you wot?
>incentive to do anything? i dont know what that is

what did he mean by these?

I dont understand a word you said
I never said i hated DPSing as a healer i just hate how SCH has to maintain like 5 different dots just to do damage
Now i'm not level60 so i dont know how it is but its not gonna change at high level is it?

You got carried then, I'm not even meme'ing.

Do you have a single source for any of these quotes?

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holy fuck i hope you paid good for that carry you worthless faggot

As a level 60 WHM, the only DoTs you need to maintain are Aero II and Aero III. The rest of your DPS is just Stone III, Water and Assize. Aero II has a low duration so you do need to reapply it quite a bit, but Aero III has quite a long duration.

>can tell from the first message that they are lying for attention
literally having a breakdown over something you made up

grats on getting carried I guess? lmao.

I'm guessing you haven't beat a8s or you'd have mentioned that instead of a7, but since 3.4 is coming next week you won't have to endure your dps giving you the stink eye when you wipe at 2% on j-waves.

>"reading comprehension" the post

>Tanks not popping cooldowns means they die to tankbusters
Not with these HP numbers and healer shields.

>DPS not doing proper rotations means you fail DPS checks
You can carry a bad DPS through any piece of content.

If you don't DPS as healer you're objectively not pulling your weight.

BIDAILY
FFXIV
SHILL
THREAD

Remember: Game died with 2.0
Yoshi Lied
FFXIV Died

Shitters keep eating up the same old garbage since its the same fucking cycle from 2.3 forward.

People still can't play/complete endgame and give excuses why.

People still play this shallow game.

m.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/53vzbd/game_watch_interview_with_yoship_translation?utm_source=mweb_redirect&compact=true

How's Legion go for you user?

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I love this so much I'm afraid I might start doing it.

Also Aero I?

>mobile
>leddit

Don't waste my time. You got a pastebin or something?

Let's never have a FFXIV thread again. We are going to surpass /vg/'s general soon.

>do my job as a healer by healing people and buffing them
>"LMAO YOU GOT CARRIED HAHAHAHAHA"

Not him, but have you played the game?

>content is 100% easymode outside of savage stuff (lol)
>no new spaces was added in the expansion, but you can buy more retainers :^)
>there is no horizontal progression and there hasn't been since 2.0
>housing is stupidly limited, again because of 'space considerations' (please understand, though there's those apartments coming up so maybe that'll be nice)
>raids reward slightly better ilevel gear...maybe a mount if you're lucky
>log in, do dailies/roulettes, log out

>not using aero 1

>tfw literally resubbed ffor the witch hat from the Halloween event, and then again for the witch outfit/broom from the Halloween event a year later
i fucking love witches

Aero I is 200 total potency.

Not until 4

>be BLM
>can only think of how much I want to scathe his neck broken and swiftcast flare those clusters of guards
THM guild needs to step up, take over, and declare Ul'dah a magocracy.

Aero I has lower potenacy than Stone III so there's no need to use it as a level 60 unless it's a part of the fight I need to move a lot and not stand still and cast.

I like fishermen quests

I haven't played WoW in 10 years.

Glad to see you people STILL have a persecution/boogeyman complex.

"Projection" - go look it up.

>you

Aero costs less mana, is instant and you may prefer to sustained damage over burst

>he thinks healing is a full time job
Yes, you got carried.

Yes, and it's also nearly half the cost of stone 3 for 10 less potency which gives you more mana to stone 3 with throughout the fight.

>tfw it'll be halloween again soon
MY COLLECTION GROWS

>invited to EB
>invitation asks to bring my best hat
>come in with WoD caster hat
you think I'm fucking around here
I'm not

>Transfer to Balmung, surely not as bad as the tales say
>Make friendly chat with someone
>They start to get dirty
>Flirting with me
>Start talking about snuffing me

Holy fuck

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It's only 10 potency less than Stone III. It's an unnoticeable DPS loss in exchange for better MP management, which WHM desperately needs when DPSing. Can't even hit 4 minutes on a dummy with Aero I and using Assize/Shroud as often as possible, and that's without using MP on heals.

Honestly WHM sounds like more of something i would like

But everyone keeps telling me how easy mode SCH is and how its the best healer

Unless you're doing savage you shouldn't be running any risks of running out of MP in the casual content, unless your DPS are absolute shitters.

Funny because he actually says the opposite of three of your points in the interview.

>Fights lasting longer than 4 minutes

>smug anime grils
You're not helping with my projection argument and the fact you're probably a shitter as mentioned who cannot complete endgame and cannot justify excuses.

i have xivg open as well and for a second i thought i was there when i read this thread

what the heck guys

i would tell you this was an isolated incident but it probably won't be the first time something like this happens.

i would just join an fc or a linkshell and enjoy the chaos and make friends through that

You can easily run out if you're blowing tons of MP on Holy and going fast enough that you don't get a lot of regen before pulling the boss.

>Unless you're doing savage
Well yeah, that's the only content where healer DPS truly matters. Does it suck without it in expert, sure you bet but you'll still clear with a 0 dps healer shitter.

>b-but I'm not a shitter, I'm the healer, I'm the most important and it's everyone else's fault
You play a crutch class designed by the devs so the bad players have something to do, without the forced cool downs on potions you would be obsolete

It's still 10 potency lower than Stone III. Losing 10 potency every 20 seconds is like 300 potency lost every 10 minutes.

MP management on WHM is easy now that we have Assize. Maybe for world first progression Aero I is best for some extra mana, but I never have mana issues unless I need to raise 3 or more people in a fight.

The only other reason I justify Aero I is if I can sprint in and cast Fluid Aura if I'm far from a boss.

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lol no you can clear savage content without a single piece of healer DPS. Does it suck expecting DPS to actually be good at their only job? Sure but you'll still clear it.

>The only other reason I justify Aero I is if I can sprint in and cast Fluid Aura if I'm far from a boss.
Yes, that is what you're supposed to do otherwise you lose a GCD.

>doesn't us aero 1
>b-but in 10 minutes it makes a difference
>muh totally useful fluid aura

Found the shitter

If only potion types had separate cast times

>If you don't DPS as healer you're objectively not pulling your weight.
HEALER DIDN'T HEAL ME. YOU AREN'T DOING YOUR JOB
HEALER DIDN'T ADD ANY DPS. YOU AREN'T DOING YOUR JOB.
>healing other's suffering. But who heals mine?

>Losing 10 potency every 20 seconds is like 300 potency lost every 10 minutes
So it's a 300 potency loss max in any piece of content for better MP sustain. That's nothing. You can lose or gain more DPS from random crits than by using Aero I.

>Maybe for world first progression Aero I is best for some extra mana, but I never have mana issues unless I need to raise 3 or more people in a fight
Then you're just not spending 100% of your time casting.

>Max of 5% of players in FFXIV have even cleared savage content
>Somehow they're ALL talking in this 1 thread

How very interesting.

Looking for bros to play with in Famfrit

>But who heals mine?
Me when I make your job easier with my amazing WAR self healing. You're welcome.

So what are we all doing on XIV right now?

>idling on Odin waiting for Wanderer's Palace HM to pop

I could try solo-ing it with my i236 SMN but I don't know

Because I'm everyone in this thread.

Preaching to the choir
I guess I understand healers bitchy attitude, I would be annoyed to if I could be replaced by a consumable item and that the only reason people brought be along was because the devs forced them to
Like when your mom used to make you take your little brother along when you went to play with your friends as a kid, no one liked him and all he did was complain

Here are some more lies they're spreading pre-patch:
>The Creator will be FcoB difficulty
>you can't do big pulls in the new dungeons
>Ast buffs will be more interesting than huge potency increases everywhere
>apartments won't be snapped up by mass buyers

If the only advantage to Aero I is less mana, I'll consider it when I have mana issues. But from all the content I've done mana hasn't been an issue.

>shitter ITT actually arguing against using an instant cast 200 potency spell that also saves on Mana

Jesus Christ

>>he thinks healing is a full time job
Not him, and maybe it's just the people I've been grouping with, but it seems to me that it is a full time job.
I tried PUGing NidEX last night and it was all I could do to keep the tanks alive. That fucker spams his Roar attack like a bitch, and I literally have to save Lightspeed for Akh Morn because I otherwise can't heal through it. I've started saving Expanded Boles for the ones I don't have Lightspeed off-cooldown for.

Also it seems like when I'm playing the game I have way less time to react to mechanics than other players.
eg. I watched a nidhogg guide just before fighting him and the people maked with the 4x Black AoEs had all the time in the fucking world to get to the corner of the room. They just effortlessly walked there and paused a moment before the AoE hit. But me? The marker appears on my screen, I check my mage privilege as I hit Sprint, and the fucking AoE goes out before I can get into the corner. I clench my anus every time the team doesn't stack the Evil Eyes properly because it's 50:50 shot I'm getting Panicked.

>100-200 hps at best in a 10 minute fight
>making job easier

You're not helping shit unless you actually mitigate properly. The only time WAR lifetaps are helpful is giant expert roulette pulls.

>But from all the content I've done mana hasn't been an issue
That means you're not putting in enough effort.

Watching a cutscene since I just started.

Started chocoholic racing a day ago, so I'm grinding that out before my sub runs out in a few days.

Well the last one is absolutely true unless people have lots of alts lying around that they've actually bothered completing the entire 2.0 story and getting to 2nd leuitenant in their GC on.

>You're not helping shit unless you actually mitigate properly
Say that to my 9k+ Equilibriums after tankbusters.

At work or I would be trying to catch up to the story for 3.4
I have a nin and drk both at i207 and about to do sorh khai, gonna look up a guide later before work ends so I know what to expect

Even with trash tanks, you can still cleric stance and get your dots up right before the first set of hotwings/tails in nidex. Your problem is not other players, it's lack of knowledge on DPS windows.

well it's also instant so technically you should be using it every time you use divine seal or swiftcast

sitting around, probably queuing for mhach on aether soon

only one way to find out. you have titan, you might be okay

the other day someone expressed their dismay in shout chat that people with houses already would be able to buy apartments and some rarex turd made fun of them for "wanting to punish people for having things they didn't"

i really don't think it's unreasonable to put a timer on apartments for people that already own houses, but i know it won't happen either
hopefully it's not a complete shitfest

hope you have fun user

Gonna try out extreme Bismark then Ravana.

I bet you're a lala, they can't cover ground quickly with those stubby little legs

>I could try solo-ing it with my i236 SMN but I don't know
You won't be able to kill the last boss before it casts Doom, and you won't be able to heal yourself through it. It's easily doable as SCH.

Fuck off shitter I've constantly done more damage than you even as a healer.

>C@ts are sluts
>Potatos are to be purged
>Roe are mongoloids
>Elezen are giraffes
>Au Ra are OC donut steal

Good thing I made my waifu boring as fuck. Why try to be a super special snowflake when vanilla is fine too.

Just did a full POTD as marauder

>Face 5

Good taste

>I better lie to justify my existence
It's ok user, when you are finally ready to get into a group on your own merits and not be carried because we are forced to bring you by the devs we'll be waiting with open arms

>literally snowflake colored hair
terrible
try again

Lalafell are best. BEST.

>we are forced to bring you by the devs
found the gw2 shitter

>tfw even some twitter gril is a better healer than you

>i really don't think it's unreasonable to put a timer on apartments for people that already own houses, but i know it won't happen either

It's not unreasonable, but they're not doing it so what do they expect? Blame the devs. Not only did they add housing, but for the first 16 months there was an unlimited time you could own them even when you stopped playing, and there's no real in-game system to resell.

>forced by devs
this is a bad meme
thats like saying dps are forced by devs because tanks and healers could eventually kill the boss even if it take a hour

Hyur here, don't you dare talk shit about my giraffe friends.

Never played it but hearing there's no healers sounds like heaven if done right
Also I like that you don't refute that no one would bring you of they weren't forced to, even you realize deep down its true

>Why try to be a super special snowflake when vanilla is fine too.
Honestly beaing a female and not cat or lizard makes you more of a super special snowflake.

That was a high point of the stream right there. Even though she cosplayed something so beyond her, it was still actually nice to see someone having such fun with it and just doing her thing

Have they explained what it is at this point? I want to be interested, since I don't have much care for the raid / trial content in the game

You tell him user.

While we're removing those useless healers we should get rid of tanks too by simplifying aggro and reducing damage, and knock off all those DPS checks so we can clear at our leisure.

Reminds me of the time both DPS got locked out of the final boss fight in antitower because one of them was watching the pointless cutscene and the other just didn't walk in to 'teach us a lesson', so they said.

One of the most fun fights ever.

Yeah, but now he's dead and all my free time and cool games can't bring him back.

>muh strawman
OK

>Have they explained what it is at this point?
It was meant to be a system where you could bring NPCs to a dungeon with you.
For now it's just more retainer ventures. You send them on missions to level them up.

>I like that you cant refute it

Because it's impossible to given the context. I can't tell if this is just bait or a living, breathing human is actually behind this post unironically.

Thanks, my hype is lower than my FC login count now, since Yoshi can't do anything right these days

Guess I'll get hyped for the PvP duels

Ahhhhhhh another successful shill thread hitting post limit, let's put up another one in an hour eh?