Pic related is why I hate PC gaming, the controls

Pic related is why I hate PC gaming, the controls

How am I expected to press the R. M and B keys at the same time, if this was on a console then it would only be one button

I know. How the fuck can pcucks actually play games?
L, M and B is a litte easier but nothing like the single button press of a controller

Come to think of it, why is the mouse separate? That makes it even harder to press all three buttons when you only have one hand. They seriously need to just make the keyboard into a giant mouse you slide around your desk so you can still use both hands for all those extra keys.

Retards like OP are the reason the industry is shit today

Pic related OP, literally you

You're meant to program your own script to turn all those presses into a single press, that's like 90% of the fun of PC gaming.

Jesus fucking christ. I know that OP is a retard every day, but this shit is on a new level.

you say RMB but all I read is HARAMBE
dicks out!

You'd need a huge desk to make that work

Remap the controls dumbass

But what about half presses?

that sounds too complicated just to play a game properly

I'm sticking to console, that's why PC gaming is dead PCucks'

Isn't RMB the RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON

What the fuck are you talking about?

>PC gaming is dead because consoletards are too dumb to figure out basic controls
Figures. Videogame will only ever be good again once they fade to obscurity and escape the evil grasp of the console normie

Whatever kid, stick to your toys.

>basic control

how the fuck is pressing R, M and B basic? basic would be on a controller, this is why console is best

thatsthejoke.jpg

RMB is a single button you fucking retard.

This isn't even baiting at this point, it's pure distilled shitposting.

PC gaming is the cancer of the industry.
The only good PC games were made 10+ years ago and can be played on a toaster. High spec games are all AAA garbage. If you have a high-end PC, you probably have an Origin account and have bought multiple EA and Ubisoft games.

What? What do you mean? Do you only have one hand? If so I'm sorry, if not, you must be a retard.

thats what i get for not looking at screenshots first
made myself a fool on an anonymous chineese cartoon board
i will never live this down

Use autohotkey to bind the right mouse button to r, m and b, it work great that's what i did.

dont bother with these "racists" according to Patcher

what game

that's too complicated just to play a game, I'll stick to my console

lmao

>try to open task manager
>have to press C, T, R, L, A, L, T, D, E and L at the same time
who thought of that shit

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like what the fuck

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Or just high sensitivity settings.

Not just that, you also have to press the + key. Twice.

It's C T R L S H I F T E S C A P E, much easier.

>There are people in this thread that are treating the OP like it's genuine.

It's a fucking joke, you fucking dumbasses. I wish I didn't have to share this board with drooling morons like you.

youd get beef arms after one day

Is this some sort of bad meta bait? Have y'all forgotten what a joke is?

>NOFUNALLOWED
>IWASONLYPRETENDING

You dummies

oh you, totally got me

>The only good PC games were made 10+ years ago
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>If you have a high-end PC, you probably have an Origin account blah blah blah
I and 4 people I know built high end PCs, none of us have Origin accounts and all shit-talk 'EA and Ubisoft games'.

Fuck off.