It's spring, you fucking faggot. Why haven't you 1cc'd PCB yet? Don't you know it's one of the easiest Touhou games?

It's fall, user. It's time to play Shizuha and Aki's game.

Marisa.

Spring is very nice.

She isnt an option.
This is Meiling v Sakuya cooking and seeing how far anons would go for moe.

We haven't seen Meiling cook and Flandoll's staying in her basement, so obviously the only choice is Sakuya.

It's spring, only in the non important hemisphere of this world.

Meiling, of course.

B-but user, it's autumn, as it has been since the beginning of August

That's just a secondary meme. The only 2hu game easier than PCB is Lotus Land Story.

What shottype?

>Letty related
But we just got out of winter.

She's Chinese and old as fuck. She probably makes some amazing food, traditional too.
Maybe she taught Sakuya.

It is fall in the parts of the world that actually matter.

Marisa A

That just means shes ready for bed.

>not playing homing shottypes all day every day

I have you gray haired senile old lady I was even piloting you.

Sakuya's homing shot is easier to use. You also get an easier Prismriver.

Sakuya can also cook Chinese food.
>Since the art of knife throwing requires similar skills to cooking, Sakuya is incredibly good at cooking. Her current hobby is creating Chinese delicacies using exquisite ingredients. In order to save money and the planet, she reuses knives she's already thrown. If she were to run out of knives during a battle, she'd just stop time and pick them up again.

>Shooting at all
>Not waiting for the spellcards to time out and focusing all your resources on grazing

The best kind of offense is a passive offense.

I got my Phantasm clear like three years ago.

>It's a Meiling is really a really cool and strong character episode.
It is not implied anywhere that Meiling can even cook food or is good at it while numerous times it's mentioned that Sakuya is an incredible cook and that everyone likes her cooking.

But how does she keep throwing her knives without runining them? For the matter, how does she keep throwing her knives without reducing her targets to a pin cushion?

But I like Marisa's napalm and lasers

>how does she keep throwing her knives without reducing her targets to a pin cushion?
I've also always wondered this. It would make sense if she only fought against youkai's and such, like Tenshi that barely gets scratched by them.
But imagine if Marisa or Reimu gets hit in the head by a knife...that's quite lethal.

Remember that time McDonalds sold Pizza?

>It's a Meiling is really a really cool and strong character episode.
I like that episode!

I found TH06 to be easier

Me too.She really is the coolest and strongest.

Meiling is still a better cook, she's proud and wont be a worse Chinese chef than a filthy barbarian foreigner.

i hate rainbow danmaku so much

>I hate rainbow danmaku so much
Good taste

>That hand

I swear, this is the most retarded final spell card in the entire game.
No other boss has something this fucking stupid.

>ZUN art

Remi is gansta

I don't know man, even tho my favorite girl it's from that game, I can't bring myself to do it for some reason, not even now that is spring

>ZUN art

>pic related
>easiest prismriver
kek

>gold rush nowhere

>In order to save money and the planet, she reuses knives she's already thrown. If she were to run out of knives during a battle, she'd just stop time and pick them up again.
Good girl Sakuya

>easier Prismriver
Lunasa's the easiest (and the best). Merlin is fucking bullshit.

Because she has reused those knives so many times that they are not sharp anymore, perfect for non lethal danmaku friendlies.

>But how does she keep throwing her knives without runining them?
If they get dull, she stops time and sharpens them, then continues fighting.

>For the matter, how does she keep throwing her knives without reducing her targets to a pin cushion?
Very gently.

paizuri

Now this is a good thread, touhous and food

She doesn't really stop time :^)

Reminder that Sakuya is full of shit

Ok then, she just picks her knives REALLY fast.

How can she be full of shit if she doesn't have mass?

Didn't she stop time in SSiB? Also how the fuck does she manipulate space?

>this is an every thread thing now

ZUN fucked up.

MOAR WHEN?

That's not what I mean when I say she's full of shit.
She pretends to be this perfect, elegant maid, but isn't perfect or elegant.

Everyone in the SDM just isn't the way they should be, if that makes sense.

That's the entire point.

Except for Koakuma, who is perfect.

youtube.com/watch?v=OLqOqShHP7M
Here you go.

It's the latest Cred Forums meme.

Just ignore it.

NEVER EVER
;_;

>She pretends to be this perfect, elegant maid, but isn't perfect or elegant.
When did she ever pretend to be that?

>literally her character title in PCB and PoFV

Like I said when did SHE ever pretend to be that? It's Zun that's called her a perfect and elegant maid, not herself.

I didn't play 2hu for about a year and now I'm fucking terrible at it
send help

>titles meaning anything ever

user I don't know how to say this...

>read up a bit on Tasofro's history
>discover they made a fighting game before joining up with ZUN, something called Eternal Fighter Zero
>play it
>it's boring
Is ULiL seriously the only good game Tasofro has made?

>this could be the last touhou thread on Cred Forums

I have six other places to go to talk about 2hu

I don't believe you

I guess I'll have to find a new place to terrorise
I'll miss u fags

Sakuya is a nerd that needs to be beat up!
youtu.be/RP1aaFty9Tg

So you admit it.

I'll miss you too

Why do all of Sumireko's doujins ivolve either rape or gore?

Raping and killing dorks is fun.

Because people want to abort Usami.

What were you doing trying to lewd the nerd in the first place?

>how come this girl gets to go to gensokyo and i dont
>im going to kill her
there's your answer

More like
>Why do we get this Yumemi ripoff instead of glorious Yumemi?

>He thinks Gensokyo is an amusement park

yumemi was going to come too, she just ran into mima

>you will never forcibly inject magic aphrodisiac drugs into Sumireko and rape her so hard Usami calls you grandpa

Please no bully!

We all know that's a lie: at worst, these threads will hibernate until the next game is released.

Sakuya is an hypocrite!

direct that at the guys making the doujins user mentioned

cause eye'm trying to 1cc EOSD and I can't

on normal

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Mokou is at aleast a human.
She's a Youkai user,she deserves more than that.

She was being possessed at the time, tho.

Cirno is made for being taken advantage of.

It's Sakuya isn't it?

Having trouble with anything specific?

I lose most of my lives to fucking Meiling and rarely even get to Sakuya.

Cirno is for being placed over a bunsen burner and melting!

I'd totally lick that cleavage.

That's gay

jesus christ noobs like you shouldnt spew hardcore edgy shit like that..

i would rather lick other things

What shot are you using?
If you want to take down bosses faster, use Marisa B, also, try not losing any live until Meiling, and bomb the shit out of her.

That's some shit tier anatomy.

Kill yourself

Meiling ain't no pushover user,even if she is a stage 3 boss.

Use minimal movement to misdirect most of her non-spells.When she uses her rain-like attacks (e.g. final non-spell,Colorful Sign "Colorful Rain"),look for a moment where the bullets are gonna end up and a space inbetween to stand.

>what is perspective
Oh gee!

>what is perspective
Something that your eyes lack

>NO UR A SHIT
stay mad

What a fucking meme fetish

Kill yourself faggot

stop shitposting, shotty

>Implying I post kuso art without proper anatomy and a meme fetish

who cares if she's a hypocrite? Sakuya is cute and that is all that matters. Sakuya could literally kill like 300 humans and I wouldn't care because Sakuya is so cute.

>Ooga booga I like only vagina and blonde hair woman where da white women at?!
spoken like a nagger

he started it!

>a nagger

>a nagger

2hu paizuri thread?

Why is she so perfect Cred Forums

I dont want any touhou faggots on my hemisphere, go ruin the gringo genepool.

Too late, maggot. I'll keep posting about Touhou during this wonderful spring and you're going to like it.

>Starts to get into Touhou because I like cute girls doing cute stuff.
>Having a blast playing the games and liking the characters.
>Starts reading the mangas.
>Reimu goes on killing spree's all the time killing innocent youkai's.
w-why?

It's autumn you third world faggot

>Reimu goes on killing spree's all the time killing innocent youkai's.
You haven't read shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=340gqeE9kBw
Do you like touhous of afro american decent?
They aren't a diamond dozent and a rather cute.
You should hole-hardly agree with me on this one

You have finally seen the light user.

Hello Reimu

That's the spirit man

Impliying youkai's are innocent

No, Cirno is for protecting.

some are

No, she is for relieving your sexual needs, just like all fairies are

Wrong pic

But Suwako is not a youkai

looks scary..

I wanna take Kogasa's innocence

This is Futo's mother.

I don't enjoy playing any of them them anymore.

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>innocent
Ha.

It's not as though it's only Reimu. Even Mamizou and Kasen have taken one or two out.

If all else fails, observe some replays.

Is this Sumireko's best friend?

a.pomf.cat/xnyqrh.webm

I wanna exterminate Kogasa with my long, thick, hard needle

>cartoons
Sauce?

Yes, and this is Yuyuko.

>Not even a pantsu shot.

This is Adventures of Scarlet Curiosity, right? Because I don't remember a boss fight against Flandre in it.

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you bastard

In good ol' USA it's autumn, the best season, not poor man's summer.

Yup. I believe after you beat Soku Mk.II you get a small scenario where you play as Flandre in the Scarlet Devil Mansion (with max stats, so you just basically roam a few levels of the labyrinth wrecking shit) and get her weapon.

The Flandre boss fight happens when you get to level 20 of the Labyrinth.

a.pomf.cat/jquzhp.webm

is this official art? if so, what?!
Yuyuko is aghost of a 14 year old girl.. I never seen a 14 years old with such a well developed body

use iqdb and then saucenao

It's from a fangame called Riverbed Soul Saver, it's pretty damn good.
Also, where did you get that information about her age?

>Yuyuko is aghost of a 14 year old girl
I'm tired of this.

Sauce now never. fucking. works.
TinEye sometimes do tho
But there is nothing as expected

I really enjoyed that game, it was really comfy. And you could also play as Sakuya which made it a lot better.

But I did. It took me all of my lives, but I fucking did.

>Sauce now never. fucking. works.
?

Fug, I beat the game a long while and I had no idea of any of this.

You got it as a result because you have visited that page before, but for someone that hasnt (like me) it just shows random unrelated stuff

>doesn't have phantasm yet

Not him but I got the same result even though I've never used the thing before. I was actually going to give you source but if you're going to act like an idiot then you ain't getting shit.

I'm not being an idiot, retard. I just posted what I thought it was the problem because in fact I don't get results.

I liked it.

Actually, I played the untranslated version when it came out, forgot about it, and then did a replay when I found out that the translation patch came out eons ago.

I didn't either since on my first time playing the untranslated version, I simply stopped playing when I got the 'good end'. I didn't even know about the labyrinth.

I just loved how ridiculously overpowered Flandre was. I forgot who her final boss was (it think it was either Sakuya or Patchy depending on who you were playing as)

a.pomf.cat/sthebk.webm

>no melee attacks at all
What a pleb.

>Melee attacks
>on Flandre

HAHAHAHA.

You'd get you ass handed to you in 10 seconds.

that doesnt look like a very fun game..

It's actually a really good and well done game, especially for being a Doujin game. Only problem is that it was too easy.

That's a good one.

nice

This is distrubing on several levels.

Silly Umbrellas must be punished, yes,punished...

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I'm playing touhoumon purple on my 3DS (it's fucking great) and I'm currently in a bind.

I can't fucking decide what form to evolve medicine into.
standard: thpp.supersanctuary.net/wiki/Medicine
speed: thpp.supersanctuary.net/wiki/Speed_Medicine

help an user out. Standard has 95 sp attack and is beefier. Speed is still beefy (55/100/100) but is much faster, has 75 sp attack, and gets some better moves.

Why don't you play the standalone, done from scratch, touhoumon game too?

Just don't be such a bitch.
Had no problems getting up close and personal.
Like with everything else in this fucking game its just going in at the right times and getting out.

this isn't even touhou anymore. none of these characters are touhou characters. this artist should have their hands painfully hacked off to be honest

already played the first one. Had a lot of fun with it. Waiting for a full trans for the expansion

Geez user, can't people have fun?

>half the webm is just one dialogue box

It's actually a pretty damn good game.

What are you Australian?

>Taking Warugaki's stuff seriously
He loves to be over the top.

FUCK
NO
FUCKING
FUCK
FUCK

I would say speed. Battles often turn into 1-shot kills so going first in order to get a hit in before the enemy does seems good, but I'm not expert. Currently at Victory Road and I just realized that the main 4 of my team are all Reason typed, which sort of explains why the game has been so hard. It definitely feels like trainers know what your weakness is and spams moves that are super effective.

Nothing disturbing with fairies showing their lewd bodies.

you should have your head painfully hacked off
warugaki has more talent in his pinky than you have in the whole of your worthless shitposting body

Sure, but it's just a fact that Warugaki is a huge piece of shit that's not better than guys who draw rape/slut doujins

he should fuck off and make his own original stories if he's gonna shit on characters to that extent

No.

Whoa user, you must be totally fun at parties.

>dangan ron paul avatarfagging
>shitting on warugaki

I wasn't aware it was possible to have this level of shit taste

I want to sexually impregnate Sakuya

He actually got a point, in this particular doujin those character looks and acts nothing like Touhou characters and would be just better off being original characters.

Just because it's an e-celeb does not make him right.

>there are people that actually LIKE warugaki

You are still doing the mistake of taking it seriously, not that the original thing gives out much stuff to work to begin with.

>doujin artist
>e-celeb
???

If you're going to complain about Touhou characters not acting like themselves, complain about the official works, not a fanartist's parody work.

>e-celeb
Ok user, you lost just for using that word.

I hate tengus

Figures that Cred Forums likes this littleshrimp-tier garbage lol

>doujin artist that doesn't work on the official thing must always stick to canon and only to canon whenever uses a licensed character.
That is fucking boring, unless the artist itself wants to make serious story, this is pure bullshit.

>i like it when character doesn't look, sound or behave like character

Actually, yes, i do, what canon information we have of flandre anyway? has she appeared in the official manga other than a pathetic shadow in the background cameo?

Woah there Marisa, take it easy on poor Sakuya.

(You)

something something black tewi picture.

YOU FOOL! YOU DOOMED THE THREAD!

>Actually, yes, i do
fucking secondaries

Are those
Wiiiiiiiiings?

Momiji has wolf ears as well

Wings are sooo last year.

How about a cape?

Enjoy getting caught by the neck.

Nice try sumirekofag, we are not going to talk about your waifu :^)

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NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I be damned, Shotty rooted out a genuine secondary.

For your information, Flandre appears in Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red.

The meme personalities/perceptions of most characters is the prime cause of the retardation in knowledge regarding how Touhou as a setting works, which is why it's in the primary fans' best interest to keep such perceptions below official content, if at all.

Needs a translation.

It's more a weird comedy/guro

Speed doesn't have the power to 1-shot things really.

That said, I think I'll try it regardless. In this game you're typically underleveled and against strong puppets, so crippling right off the bat with burn powder etc sounds neat. Also she gets pain split for shenanigans.

I hate Sumireko, but this is too much, i only gave it a quick glance before closing the fucking tab.
why people draws this? WHY?

oh, and nice team. I had the reason problem myself first run.

Why does Sumireko get stuck with all the weird doujins?

Just being guro is enough.

She's shit so she attracts all the shit. The reason people hate characters like Mamizou and Sumireko is they're right now so forced into the manga despite none likes them.

>take a brief look at it
>oh, so another rape doujin
>note that replies seem a bit out there for a rape doujin
>take a closer look

Fucking casuals

More like we aren't fucked in the brain.

Can't really say, she just looks like renko but slightly different attire and different ability, and seeing as how Renko is already getting Guro and such, might as well just throw it onto her.
This is just my guess though.

>make the best thread for who knows how long
>get repaid in fucking guro and rape jokes

>where you play as Flandre in the Scarlet Devil Mansion
huh

>MFW Renko go much higher in the poll that Sumireko and sumirekofags tried to damamge contol by saying that everyone mistook her kanji's for renko's.

You made yesterday's thread? but didn't opened with a sumi's pic.

>i know more than the actual japanese person that had to make this picture to try and clear up some of the confusion

I still believe is bullshit, not wait loads of Japaneses would just fail a read their own language.

They actually do a lot

Remind me, Was Kokoro as unpopular like sumireko when she first came out?

>click on Touhou thread
>banner is Cirno

I recall her being well-liked

nah, people liked Kokoro.

Can't see why it's so far-fetched.
蓮子
菫子
It'd be easy to mix them up if you weren't paying attention. And there were quite a number of pictures in Pixiv that have the Renko tag instead of the Sumireko one and viceversa. That's fixed (for the most part) now, though.

That picture of Sumi telling people how her name is spelled wouldn't have been made if the mistake wasn't a common one. And like I mentioned somewhere else, there's no other way to explain Renko's (and only Renko's, Maribel didn't get shit) sudden popularity boost.

You know, I was pretty certain she was unpopular as fuck, but I checked and the last three popularity polls had her at 15th-ish place every time, so maybe not.

Pretty sure nips have a thing for those non-emotion characters.

so
as someone who likes guro
and Sumireko aside
is this good?

>Click on Touhout thread
>Banner is Ohios

Yes

>as someone who likes guro
Seek help.

I'm seeing too many Sakura reaction pics around lately. What's going on? please post one of her looking confused if you have one

Balrog put the knife down

Raiko

I'm too far below the iceberg by now. It's too late for me.
good to know, thanks.

I'm not sure myself. I've been rewatching it, but I don't know about others.

Thanks.

It's pretty weird. A few days ago I decided to add Sakura Cardcaptor to my backlog and ever since then I'm starting to notice more and more of these pics being posted. It feels fucking weird, but at least they help me not forget about my backlog.

/off-topic

>mfw someone starts saying stupid shit about how ZUN is "forcing" certain characters because people don't like them
How secondary does one have to be to not know that ZUN doesn't give a singular shit about popularity?

Dumb clownposter

I love Sakura

IS

I like Junko.

SHIT

Her name is Sakuya Izayoi you uncultured swine.

Sakuya is my waifu and you better stay away from her.

FOR YOU

Touhou is only good for the porn

So it's already better than you.

yeah

The games are actually pretty good at what they do (Not the best around or anything, but good), and IAMP is a completely unique and well built fighting game that nothing else has really ever emulated with any success, including the other Touhou fighters.

I'm sorry my dick got so big it blocked out my view of my keyboard. I'll try to calm it down by stroking it to Sakuya.

Yeah I know, I just like to shitpost

I'm doing it right now.

Stop this!

Its time to purge.

Is it recommendable to play these games while very mad?

lol no

Unless you want to get even angrier.

It is me or the red headed 2hus are always underrated?

Isn't there a sequel manga series being made *right now*?

No

I dunno, is there?

Tell me about Youmu

Most people have shit taste.

Raiko in particular deserves to be a lot more popular than she currently is.

ZUN didn't help either.

n-nani?
How did I not know about this?
This is the best thing I've heard all day! All week!

meant for

it's because no one likes drummers.
At least she isn't a bassist.
I like drummers.

Because there was a power outage in my dorm.

She is not my favorite, but she's very cute.

She's a fucking dork

yep.
a cute one.

When will ZUN actually write something that isn't le fairies doing fairy shit and Mamizou being a shithead?

Dorks aren't cute

fuck off shotty

>Track down the artist
>Only does boats now
Meh

But WaHH 35 released recently and showed that Sakuya moves at high speeds with no ass????

@352667178
nice meme

What the fuck are you talking about?

>WaHH 35 released recently
>recently

post chen1

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so i never saw tohou fan animes which one do you recomend?

Cutest slave

Not anime, but I enjoyed burning meiling and that one series starring Alice where she gets bullied by suika or patchy but eventually make up

fuck off ______

seija

...

sumireko

no

fuck off SAmireko

But they are, especially the way how dorky they can be.

whats the easiest extra

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Fuck it, I'm going to try to 1cc PCB or TD, or just play solo pic related on IN hard.
What are you guys gonna do in this lovely night?

Hide my depression behind multiple layers of irony

Sakuya wishes her rack was that big.

I just 1cced for the first time eosd on normal
its my first touhou game and i started sunday, its fun

I'll never understand this picture.

It's okay user, you don't need to.

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what the hell
I was way more hyped when i got it, and it took me months
fuck depression, punch that bitch in the face

Post the love of my life in this thread.

Where?

oh i am big hype, it just doesnt translate well into my posts
im uploading replay and will spam it to all my friends even if they dont give a shit about 2hu

thank you to whatever user told me to start with this game last weekend, its really super fun

Right here!

But that's just a maid with a hat

Im bad

She's an ordinary magician and I love her to an extraordinary degree!

If she's so ordinary, why is she so short?

She's short to an ordinary degree.

Sounds like she's just a womanlet

Because Touhou is a shit game and the porn is the only good thing to come out of it.

I don't care how short she is, I love her all the same.

And she's taller than Remilia and Youmu so you can suck it.

>she's taller than Remilia and Youmu
Wow, ain't that an achievement?

Yes? She's cute short, not weird "I was born with deformity" short like Remilia and Youmu.

>She's cute short

Being a child is not a deformity.

>Everyone in the SDM just isn't the way they should be, if that makes sense.
Meiling, Flan, Patchy and Koakuma are fine.

Being a dork is not a deformity.

Yes.

Are you sure?

>8 KB
That's pretty small

For you, maybe. I think it's a fine size.

>I think it's a fine size.
That's what she said

Congrats, she is indeed very cute

Why are you replying to yourself?

>Marisafag
>Not posting Marisa
Nice try.

>Marisafag
>Not being a samefag loser
Pick one

I love Raisin!

Man, you're really being a bitch tonight.

I'm just doing my job

>PCB
>easy
>STAGE 4

Never post this shit again

Being a faggot is a job?

Why is Marisa dressed like a clown?
Her outfit was always weird but this is just ridiculous.

I want to make Marisa my sex slave

I think you're just saying that to get under my skin, so to speak.

No, just to get under her skin, literally speaking

>It's spring
typical dumb 2hufag.

3 hours to upload video, then youtube says its too long

im going to bed instead, good night marisa posters

Is this a video games threa?

strawpoll.me/11283474

Please fuck off with your cancer shit. Thanks.

You seem quite upset.

which touhou has the best gameplay mechanics and most balanced characters/shot types?

I'm too intelligent for shmups

Every hour spent playing a Touhou game could be an hour spent playing a superior shooter.

I'm too intelligent for superior shmups

>Most balanced characters/shot types
EoSD. If you want something with a bit more diversity, then PCB I guess comes close.

>Best gameplay mechanics
That depends on the player, I guess. I for one love PCB's mechanics, though DDC and LoLK have fantastic mechanics as well.

Hey let's not forget about Raiko

So you love ez modo mechanics like extra hits and infinite retries?

wanna shed light on which games you think have the best mechanics?

>Giving a shitposter attention
You're a fucking idiot.

Can we talk about the miracle of the universe that are Youmu's feet?

>wanna shed light on which games you think have the best mechanics?

SA (except for bombing), DDC and EoSD/MS(vanilla stuff)

Shitposters are people too, they need those (You) to survive.

Think of them as youkai.

No.

>PCB "chuuni" remaster
Soon.

Youmu a best

Why is it that everytime I try to play PCB some weird error fucks me up?
Other than that, why is that people say this game is easy and why is impossible to death bomb compared to most of the other games bar TD?

ちょっと待ってくださいわ