Push-to-talk

>Push-to-talk
>*sneeze*

>queue up for public mission
>game loading
>dickhead69 joins
>muffled yet still loud music in background or narrating everything he does or calling the shots to me despite not having a mic plugged in
Fucking Warframe

>push to talk
>friends mic bugs out and doesnt unqueue
>hear him tell his friend how weird and how much of a loser I am
>still havent told him after 4 years because I dont have many friends

>Push to talk
>Voice muffled by shitty mic fuzz noises
>*mppff ssshhhfff* shoot *mff* b- *ssshhh*

See, that's why he thinks you're a loser, you're a gutless coward who can't confront someone solely because they fake friendship with you.

Friends are overrated. Lose them or find better ones your choice.

Why would you even stay """"friends"""" with this person? Fuck him.

Lol what a gay

>"Haha is that your actual voice?"

Lel

>*Push to Talk*
>ANOOOOOOOON? come help me with the TV
>user why did you say that to your sister?
>user I folded your Laundry
>user why are you drinking in here?
>user I thought we talked about this.
>user you have a problem!
>Fine I won't bring it up, It's your life user. but I won't support it while you destroy your body, Get out.

>Mic always on by default
>People leaving games halfway through
>Realise now it was because I was ripping into how shit they were and they could hear me.

>be severe sperg
>mutter, stutter, basically the radio guy from fallout 4
>in skype call with someone explaining a program to me
>they finish and start playing a game
>too autistic to cut it off so i sit there for three hours awkwardly laughing and stuttering while the guy browses the internet and plays video games
>he eventually opens up skype and sees i'm still in the call
>he forgot he had me muted

he railroaded me into watching him play games twice after that for several hour long sessions before i uninstalled skype completely

why am i such a beta with talking to people please kill me

>*Push to Talk*
>RURURU RURURURURU

>push to talk
>he's talking to his mom but is so used to using ptt when speaking

>Push-to-talk
>I'm going downstairs to watch family guy

>open mic
>that one guy who has abusive parents and yell at him
>mfw I hear him quietly choking back tears

Guys, why does this trigger me so bad? Why do I feel tilted about this shit?

>mic always on by default
>going to the toilet with wireless headset

...

Are there videos of this? it sounds like would be hilarious to watch.

>makes awkward jokes in le funny voice
>bitches and complains whenever he loses

turned that shit off

fuck you faggot nerds I don't want to hear you. Why buy a microphone for online matchmaking. Save it for arma or something you gays.

>FUCK YOU
>oh my god HOW DID THAT HIT ME
>YOURE A FUCKING CHEATER YOU SUCK
>team chat only

i don't know, it happened in our TS server a few times.

>oh my god HOW DID THAT HIT ME
every fucking time
This is the one that triggers me most

>Push-to-talk
>*bong noises*
>not even in a UK server

anyone who does this is despicable. literally the worst.

>That one guy that has bad lisp and everyone starts to laugh every time he tries to say something

u wot m8
I'll hook you roight in the gabber
Swear on me mam's life

>*push to talk*
>Be right back gotta smoke

I know there is a video of Cyanide taking a piss during stream with some k people watching.

>open mic
>guys parents are fighting
>he thinks he turns his mic turns off
>here loud hitting noises and screaming
>he disconnects from xbox live
>comes to school next day with a black eye and a broken arm
This is why we cant have nice things in high school john its all your fucking dads fault

>all those typos
>xbox live
I don't even want to make this joke.

>tfw xbox 36 headsets

>teammates are like 10

>one guy's just got mexican music playing constantly, it's just buzzing in and out

>the only sounds coming from a teammate are the game's sound effects, delayed a second, for the whole round

those were the days?

>>Push-to-talk
>>*Laughs*

Don't lie, a lot of you do this

I hear this while playing R6 Siege all the time.

To be fair though, in a game where you can be one hit killed by a headshot from across the map through a tiny peeking hole, or even worse, headshot by a random stray bullet from a different room that penetrated the wooden wall near you.
It isn't surprising some people flip their absolute shit.

Not to mention the hitboxes and lag compensation is the worst fucking thing I have ever seen in a shooter.
Fuck why do I even play this game?

the dark ages

loser

I don't think I believe you, but if you're story is true, I'll be your friend. ^_^

i would feel bad for you if you weren't a fucking idiot and drop that fucker immediately

naw you posted the dark ages.

Wow, you loser. I don't even know how you can silently stay in his company after something like that. You must have no spine. Quite frankly I feel sorry for you, not because of what he said, but because of what you do to yourself.

ahahaha

Typical weeb

>black joke
at least you didn't do the cringy we wuz kang shit

>guy has mic
>only hear coughs and him snorting back boogers
>never says a word

whats the point in having a mic if youre not going to say anything?

>teenager yelling various obscenities every time he dies
>faint mexican music + crying baby combo in the background
>middle aged southern guy being way too tactical and serious
Shooters, circa 2016

Cause no kid deserves to be born with shit parents but it happens and he has to deal with it as a result.

>*crackle* VETO, VETO IT

>Push-to-talk
>*laughs*

WE

>*push to talk*
>hoover sounds

>Push to talk
>Let out a loud yawn for no reason

>MJ12 Trooper: *Coughs*

>You can hear the guy's parents in the background

I remember doing it years ago for some reason. Some guy was playing capitalistradio over the mic and the whole server was laughing while pushing to talk. It was weird.

It's to make other people yawn

>guy is trying to act like a badass and edgy
>hear his mother stumbling down the basement stairs to ask him what he wants for dinner in a childish voice

same shit happened too me bro only it wasn't my buddy it was his gf. I hoped on and started screaming at her though.

>can you stop using voice changer? it's really annoying and faggy
>i don't have it already
>so thats why

>push to talk
>*farts*
>realize he put his headset on his ass and let it rip

why is it that every Mexican kid that gets on the mic has a loud family in the background? Never understood that.

>Bugs out

Nah man, he wanted you to hear that shit. It's no accident.

>want to leave the group and go to bed
>don't know how to say goodnight
>stay up another hour until everyone stops talking and slip out when it's quiet

>*crying*

>only join voice chat when absolutely wasted

probably because they only have one tv and he's in the living room.

>push to talk
>kid has music playing in the background
>it ain't me starts playing

>push-to-talk
>suddenly the buzz of a thousand bees

Buy a better mic or don't have your fan so close to you goddamn

>do this all the time
>use it as an excuse to just shit talk at them
>mfw they rage every time.

>Push-to-talk
>"Found you."

>push to talk
>"DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>little child constantly bitching about team
>linkin park in the background
MW2 was a magical place

This is me.
I can't comfortably talk to people I don't know unless I am buzzed, though I try not to get too drunk so I don't embarrass my shit.

>Push-to-talk
>*mumbling*

...

most mexicans are catholic and tend to have large families.
also

>*push to talk*
>*keyboard and mouse smashing*

It makes sense to type. Maybe remove the asterisks.

youtube.com/watch?v=20ktWhR_GAY

This.
The strangest part is that I have no such issue in real life.

> push to talk
> get teased for your accent.

There is nothing wrong with pressing to talk and then laughing to someones joke or something funny .

>jokes about how you say shit
>jokes about shit that isn't even from your country

You just feel more comfortable interacting face to face?

Same, I can easily talk to a stranger face to face. Is this some kind of phobia of online conversations or some shit?

What's the point of push to talk?

I have my gain and volume perfect on my mic where I can eat without making noise. Unless I'm talking it's quiet.

Whats the benefit over open?

I'm from Brooklyn every time I join ts I'm greeted with a " I'm walked over here.

>go without playing for months
>come back after void dies
>decide to farm tigris prime
>Join a pub game
>THIS IS A PRIVATE GAME FOR MY CLAN
>Legit a fucking 9 year old
>clanmate cuts in
>easily 35 year old spanish man
>starts putting on flasetto voice telling this kid that it will all be okay
>I carry through mission, get part
>get DMed from spanish man
>says I fucked his chances of getting nudes
>haven't played since
Jesus christ

so that other people don't hear you being autistic

So your mummy doesn't bust in, tell you off for being naughty and everyone in the game hearing.

>can barely control my voice when I'm talking quietly
I sound like I'm in puberty when I have to talk to someone right next to me, which of course sucks for talking online when the microphone is right there on the desk. I sound alright when I'm just talking in a room though

every time i speak someone says "scotch egg" i mean it's not even a fuckin scottish thing.

Lack of body langue/ eye contact I'd say.

>push to talk
>sudden masturbation noises and loud moaning

dude what

sometimes I worry about my social anxiety but then I read posts like this and realize it could be a lot worse

thanks user

that can't be real

>Push to talk
>Non-american accent

>on skype with friend
>stop talking for a bit because we're doing other shit
>suddenly hear wet noises
>suddenly hear wet noises and heavy breathing
>mfw my friend thought he muted his mic and started masturbating on skype

it was horrible and awkward after he finished and "came back from making something to eat."

The fact that you don't think that doesn't happen is hilarious.

So it's for faggots that live with their parents and have no talking discipline. Got it.

Really they just don't yell Scotland forever at you!

Warframe is a magical place

>voice activated
>has a big bag of chips right next to his desk mic
>forcefully digs around the bag for a solid ten seconds before shoving a handful of chips in his mouth and chews for two minutes
>does it three more times
>say "that's a pretty big bag of chips you got there"
>"Yup"
>continues to do it

Haven't been in voice with the guy since

>push to talk
>american accent

Would you say that if I told you that there are people who do the same thing just with a push-to-open-trenchcoat and a public park instead of a game?

you should have said something relating to sausage

What are you English or something?

like as a quick joke sure but no one could SERIOUSLY jerk it will online

>passive aggressive comment instead of telling him to fuck off

Hello liberal

I met a Chinese guy on Wow that I still talk to to this day. He has a wireless mic and always goes to the bathroom with it on.

>american
>accent

Keep telling yourself that, bonger

>*push to talk*
>RURURURURURURUR
Season 2 when?

maybe you should have told him directly to cut it out instead?
>*scissor noise and rustling bag being cut*

it's almost always an accident. they either believe that they've muted their microphone or their microphone picks it up.

Anyone who still cares about OF beyond Frank Ocean is literally stuck in the dark ages though my friend

google please

>*slow chewing noises*

>Ptt
>Everyone says it sounds like I'm eating and to shut off my mic
>Not eating, not talking, barely breathing

Whats going on???

>Discord room with friends
>one friend suggests we make a jerk off code word
>everyone says that is a fucking retarded idea
>we do it anyways
>Its fucking tip my fedora
>only that one friend ever uses it
>one time he says he's going to tip his fedora
>he didn't leave, just muted himself
>he accidentally hits his mute key again at one point
>everyone hears him slapping his meat
>we all hold back tears of laughter
>suddenly girl cuts in "UGH YOUR DICK IS SO BIG IN MY ASS"
>other girl cuts in "YOURS IS BIGGER"
>we all stop
>one friend yells "user WHAT THE FUCK"
>he gets off and doesn't come back for a month
>he even stopped showing up to class for a while
>he ends up coming out over discord a while later
>we haven't talked to him sense

Does he squat shit?

>thinking subtlety and non-aggression are passive aggression
>using liberal as a derogatory term

Hello, dumb person.

>press F to pay respects
>doesn't press F

>push-to-talk
>BRRAAAAAAAAPPP

>Press mic to say something
>Voice cracks

we're doing shitty memes now?

I've had that happen. I snicker knowing I lost them the game

>yours is bigger

Voice detection is much better, if your mummy doesn't shout DINNER every night of course.

I find it awkward to laugh on push to talk, pressing to laugh just makes it seem fake.

*echo*

>push to talk.
>OLI OLI OLIOOOOO

>team based game
>nobody tells you anything
>die
>"You're bad I hope you know that"

>add people from Cred Forums to play vidya with
>mostly anime avatars but the people are very cool, not being spergy or too clingy, especially NA weebs are cool

>get friend invite from anime-hating clap
>looks like Chrischan and probably as smart and autistic as him
>never stops pestering me
>never plays games because mentally retarded
Reminder that an anime avatar of good taste is 101 for good online interaction.

>Voice detection is much better, if your mummy doesn't shout DINNER every night of course.
the memories
of yesterday

>sense
Who would want retarded and terrible friends anyway?

>friend calls everyone in the group gay
>likes to say he hates gays at the weirdest of times
>on discord one time
>he says "be right back"
>five minutes later we all hear guys moaning and slapping noises
>realize it's him
>he realizes it was playing over disc
>leaves and we never hear from him again

>press mic to talk
>don't talk

>completely silent
>friend does something
>WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU HELP ME
>want to tell him to actually fucking say when he wants me to help but remember it's like talking to a dementia sufferer.

>called out an enemy getting the sneak on us
>teammate calls me the half life 1 announcer
is that an insult?

>21
>sound like a 15-year-old with autism and no charisma
I wish people would stop telling me to get on.

You sound like VOX? Post vocaroo.

and then everyone clapped, right?
nice story you fucking google

>tfw I love to bully spineless weebs like you

youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM

Do you have steam?

MOMS GONNA SHIT

>add person from Cred Forums with an anime avatar
>likes to think of himself as better than everyone
>mfw he's a 30 year pizza delivery boy who lives with his mother

>MJ12 Trooper: *coughs*

>no push-to-talk
>mic picks up my friends farts

>mfw every time I do this

>3 people constantly arguing while there's one burping non-stop
That made me laugh harder than it should.

>lives with mother

sounds like a smart guy, its very economically sound.

MJ12 Trooper: Two words: New York City.

>mfw i do this literally all the time and am always paranoid if i have my mic muted or not.

>>hear him tell his friend how weird and how much of a loser I am
>weebshit pic

it checks out

that guy looks like the guy from Memento

me

As a non-weeb with avatar picture I can confirm this is 100% bullshit

most weeebs are cancer, the reason they may not annoy you at first is because they are too beta

just recently I did a clean up in my steam and deleted most weebs

Weebs are the fucking cancer, can't even say who is worst, weebs or feminists

of course it is when the only job you can get is something that people take when going through college.

forgot to reply to

nice

>GAY

>tfw I'll never experience this again

youtube.com/watch?v=optrHmPnXUY

God, valve is so retarded

>tfw I'm just a 25 year old factory worker who comes home every day after a 14 hour shift dead tired and covered in machine oil.

I never seem to have time for myself or others, just work and sleep. Are friends cool?

Yes, but I'm not looking to befriend anymore bullies.

>college

thats stupid as fuck user. good way to live in debt the rest of your life.

>friend does this
>shits himself

the funniest moment from my counter-strike days.

>"I don't live with my mother, she lives with me"

>this has been my steam avatar for the longest time

I'm actually okay with it.

>it's an user tries to explain why you don't need higher education episode

Educate your god damn self without spending tens of thousands on a piece of paper.

i don't need to pay for my education anyway, burger.

>Kid talking on mic
>Other kid talking back
>Teenager joins in for some reason
>Older guy does too
>Oldest one decides to join last
>All I can hear is "asjkgdasoiuamsdma qwhd askld asdauihdq lsm faggot"
I don't know if TF2 voice chat is shit, my earphones are shit or their mics are shit, but that's all I hear when someone uses voice chat in the game. I have only understood that one guy doing an Arnold Swcharzenegger voice.

>17 year old
>playing LoL with best and only friend
>friends since we were 10
>ventrilo
>mfw I dropped out of school and he was basiaclly straight As Honor roll weeb
>I got drunk one night while we were playing and he told me I was a retard for consuming alcohol
>mfw I was playing as Evelynn acting like a drunk temptress
>He stoped talking to me then 1 week later he blocks me on everything

7 years down the drain
Lol

Then don't reply to me, you retarded fat fuck

communist piece of shit

>push to talk
>you can hear the push to talk sound effect in the background of their mic

whatever, claponclapoff

>Join game
>Someone says hello over the mic
>"Howdy" in response
>"Howdy? HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY YA'LL" from the first guy
>Rest of team kicks in with the mocking

at least i have some joy in my life TO clap

>BATTER UP FUCKER

>use mic for the first time
>let out a big fart
>everyone starts laughing and saying shit to me
>didnt even know my mic would have picked it up
>never used a mic after that day

>Push to talk

>Echo

>Blaming anom for taking advantage of his shit commie country

just shut the fuck up you americunt, you lost this debate

i have tons of joy knowing i won't have 50k debt when i finish university.

sorry

>push to talk
>star music playing on loop

never

I never add people with anime avatars because weebs always have something mentally wrong with them and are 95% of the time pedos.

nigga you understand you are doing the EXACT thing he is doing
both of you are spineless faggot who either pathetically accepts his "friend" insulting him or your hypocritical faggotry of posting anime while saying "weeabo trash"
you are an idiot

>push-to-talk
>*moans*

When a guy does this:
>"Hey. Just to let you know it's my first game and..."

>kicked from the server

When a girl does this:
>"Um, I feel bad for saying this, but... I'm so sorry, it's my first game."

>"Hey, it's alright! We'll get you through this!"
>"Yeah, we can carry you. No problem!"
>"It's fine! Just relax and have fun!"

>textbook example of a shitty Tumblr gif
Kill yourself.

how much does he sell gold for?

>push to talk
>*girl makes attention noises*

>push to talk
>gf giving the sloppiest bj

>playing TF2 with some foreign buddies
>they all use mic
>decide to buy one
>first time using VOIP they all laugh at my accent
>slowly stop interacting with them

Damn I was such an austistic sperg as a teen

You didn´t even try to diprove his observation with one of your own, you just called names, like an idiot, which you are, while also somehow trying to establish that you are better, which you are not.

Here, have a picture that calls you a factual idiot, because you are one, and also irritates you at the same time.

this literally happened to me in WoW.

but right when I started playing a female character and pretending to be female. it was much easier to get into raids when it was my first time going through them.

when i played as a guy, i wouldnt get invites to raids. people would just tell me to watch youtube videos and shit to learn the dungeon layout and fights.

>continuous blasting white noise

How exactly do you put your headset on your ass?

>Using anime avatar/reactions = being a weeb

Nice logic plebtard

If he accepts being humiliated and just do nothing about for 4 years because ''muh friendship'' then he deserves every single bad thing happening to him

also he just missed a chance to have someone awesome as me as his friend, so yea, he is basically a cucklord weeaboo trash

Wew, didn't even know stgggs was back.

Name

don't you sing nice working songs with your friends at the factory?

>speak to chat on
>coughing
>sniffling
>heavy breathing
>the occasional inaudible mumble
>when he dies he always swears under his breath
>never actually says anything of value the whole game

Had a guy like this in Dota once and everyone told him if he wasnt going to speak the fuck up then he shouldn't talk at all. Why even enable that function in pubs in the first place?

i knew a guy who did that.
he would say sorry everytime he makes a loud poofart.

he was a faggot
you were also a faggot
who the fuck drops out of high school to get drunk and play LoL?

didn't you notice that he never replied?

sorry, that's me

Just go to Cred Forums by yourself and see why people hate weebs

They are immature, can't hold a conversation about anime that isn't circlejerk without attacking you with shitposts since weebs can't into logic and don't have the attention spam to read a post with more than 3 lines let alone interpret it

I know there is a small % of people who watch anime sometimes, have some anime smugs and profile pics but these people are minority, but I guess like the common weeb you just blocked that from your mind

>Nice logic
That coming from someone arguing that people deserve bad things for not being strong enough to cope with them.

Has anyone ever reminded of what a gigantic retard you must be recently?
If not, or even if so, let me be the most recent in this proud and noble line of people making the world a better place.
You fucking inbred retard.

>playing TTT in gmod
>girl (mod by "coincidence") keeps pulling bullshit as a T, always rolling as a T
>kill her by instinct
>Push-to-talk
>*sigh*
>keeps talking trough written chat

I got banned shortly after for 3 months by the server's admin for "trolling, harassment and disrespecting staff"

The server died before my ban

>literally doing exactly what you're complaining about

>go to this place full of idiots like myself to see where my mental impediment is coming from.

>They are immature, can't hold a conversation about anime that isn't circlejerk without attacking you
What are you just doing buddy?
Except attacking people for liking anime instead of the other way around?
And more baseless accusations and gauging of other peoples capabilities, like before... are you trying to prove how low your deragend intellect really is?

I am not calling you an idiot for saying that there are complete anime sperglords, I am proving that you are one for generalizing like an alcohol fetal syndrome baby that everyone who even remotely associtates with the bad thing you hate is a brain damaged subhuman, while not even realizing that, no john, YOU are the idiot.

Just like you ASSumed that I was somehow particularly fond of anime just because I disagreed with your frankly stupid as hell opinion and self-congratulatory post.

My experience in life taught me that overly needy/shy people are just giant assholes with giant egos, but they are too much of a pussy to speak up

I know how hard is for someone to not have confidence, believe me, but when people just keep attaching themselves to shitty people they deserve it in one way or another, just like when a women has a lot of ''nice guys'' to her but she still stands with chad who is total douche to her, she deserve it

There is a shitload of ways to outgrown neediness:
read a book, get a hobby, challenge yourself to make new friends, work out ( even at home ), get better eating habits, set life goals

but I guess doing nothing and wanting the universe to conspire for your recovery is the right behaviour

>talk to push

ironic

>trying to have a convo in Discord while the resident League players rage about their shitty assfaggot crap

>bong rips
>cough
>duuuuuude im sooo hiiiigh hahaha
God damn just mute your mic you fucking attention whore

name 1 {ONE} vidya game that does this

Never said liking anime is bad in my 2 posts

Just said that weebs are annoying because you can't actually conversate about anime with them

Yesterday a thread got deleted on Cred Forums because the thread was about asking if Cred Forums could actually discuss anime, instead of being a huge hugbox/safe-space to people post their shit 24/7

If you try to discuss anime with the regular weeb they will just throw bullshit at you, about ''muh taste'' ''muh feelings'' and ''every anime is equal'' bullcrap, which kills the industry of anime because nowadays we just have the same generic crap copy-pasted a thousand of times, and when you try to argue this with that they just shitpost you to death with saltiness off the charts

Thats why I hate weebs, also they are needy as fuck, the kind of people who creates discord servers just to share porn 24/7

and the way you both are getting so fucking hurt by someone calling out one of the most cancerous post-modern tribes out there just show who you guys actually are

>laptop gamer sounds like they're underwater
>everyone bullies them for it

lol your gay

...

its ok he's still using pot as an identity. it works for most highschoolers.

>Go to google
>Search for ''Yung Senpai steam''
>first result is a faggot with Akari profile pic

thats me

>push to talk
>man obviously using a voice changer
>everyone falling for it but you know

what is this picture
why is it smiling

>playing CSGO
>teammate has bomb and runs blindly into group of 3 guys
>I kill one and hit the other two guys for 85 and 64 while my teammate dies
>suddenly a loud "WHAT THE FUCK ALL user EVER DOES IS WAIT FOR HIS TEAMMATES TO DIE" from some redneck 13 year old

>he didnt go to a good college that sets up internships and job oppurtunites for him
>he didnt have parents who paid for his tuition

>push to talk
>not using voice activation
holy shit if you're gonna keep a button pressed down to chat you might as well type you fag.

Spineless fucking weeb

>playing TF2 with friends
>dude i gotta eat brb
>start hearing moans
>realize my friend is watching porn, probably masturbating and thinks he turned the mic off
>stand there, for a good 10 minutes camping with the engineer
>the sound of the sentry and the wrench with the orchestra or porn and muffled fapping in the background
>he doesn't make a sound, and finishes his business in silence
>hey i'm back
>yo

>being a sack of Shit that annoys everyone with the sound of his keyboard

Congrat

Best.

>Not knowing how to position your microphone and do some echo cancellation and background noise elimination

Takes 5 minutes you pathetic scrub.

>mom walks in
>panic to make absolute sure your push to talk isn't stuck down

WUZ

shit young man. you been through it

>in games with friends
>whenever I say I gotta go somewhere, I smack my fist against my other palm to make weird slapping noises
>sounds like I'm furiously masturbating
>when friends call it gross I say it was all a joke
>keep doing this repeatedly until they get it's a joke
>so when I actually masturbate they just laugh about it

People don't hear me flaming them

Why are you slapping your keyboard like a fucking mong, you mong? Set the threshold higher if you absolutely cannot control your retarded urges to unga bunga your keyboard.

KONGS

Earl tho

>Frank Ocean
>good
Lmaoing @ your life

>push to talk
>come up with a great comeback
>stutter as it comes out of your mouth

YOU'RE A G-GENUINE DICKSUCKER

Sounds like an average night on USE on Dota 2 in current year.

don't forget the people using the kinect as a mic and sounding like they're in an underwater cave

>push to talk
>domestic abuse in the background

Who are you talking to

That's hot.

i'll be your friend

i'll be your friend

>Push-to-Talk
>*laughs*

My friends gave me shit for this back in WoW

I can be your friend.

>push to talk
>rub penis on mic

>Put on a mic
>Suddenly have to clear my throat a million more times than I usually do

You just did it again, liberal pussy. Stop acting like a woman, for your own sake.

I appreciate the sentiments, but I'm a pretty boring person and I'm not really good with people.

It's like you don't want friends, these people want to SUCK YOUR DICK and you're turning them away.

How do I act like a NatSoc Slavic conservative "man" then? Teach me faggot.

>English people in a game
>I'm Scottish
>as soon as I say something they get pure angry

Hilarious man. They really really hate us.

You are being passive aggressive.
He's using liberal as a derogatory term in the sense that some people, who can either be liberal or conservative, are amazing idiots.

Which is what I assume you're trying to be at the moment.

Fuck off pinko

The fuck kinda niggas you playing with? You Scotbros are alright.
Fuck the way you pronounce "J" as "Jeye", though. What is the deal with that?

In Scotland we don't have to pay for our education until a masters degree. You mad yet?

>I have a lisp
>I'm trying to convey a point and it has a lot of "S"s

>instead of arguing the point, they go:
>"HAHA LEARN TO SPEAK RETARD!"

I wish people like this would die.

>attention whore immediately starts drinking on raid night
>gets "shit-faced" in 10 minutes
>starts blathering and /tell-ing people "i love you man"
>im the asshole for calling him out

meh, just because your boring doesn't mean we cant be friends, regardless of not being good with people, because why would you complain of not having many friends to decline ppl who are cool with being your friend

I made fun of a kid with a lips once... im sorry you have to deal with that annoyance

I hate getting in arguments with my friends because I have a bad stutter

>Add someone from Cred Forums
>They actually say the word "kek"

>"He screamed at me to suicide myself"

I alternate between the real pronunciation and our pronunciation. It's strange. I don't know why I do it.

I used to mock my cousin's stutter so often I developed my own.

The character is Saitama from One Punch Man, he is saying "found you!" To a mole-man that tried to kill him.

You should watch the anime, it's really good.

>every girl compliments your voice
>don't even have a manly deep voice
feels gud

>Have friend from class who is a redditor
>Says kek and BTFO

It's even worse because he goes on rants about how cringe people are but he is fully unaware of his actions

Should I have said "lol" instead?

>add someone from Cred Forums on steam
>have to actively suppress the fact that I type how I type on Cred Forums everywhere

Then dont fucking complain about having no friends next time retard

now you just need them complimenting your looks and you will be good mate

They mean the exact same thing so sure

ok thanks
Sounds pretty cool

I just didn't want to be rude because it was a friend of a friend and I'd just met the guy. Didn't want to make the gaming session awkward for everyone involved

...

You'd think lolcows would've died out at least back in 2012.

did that person die?

>Push-to-talk
>mexican noises

funnniest post i have ever seen

...*fart

>that guy with the rap music in background throughout the game
>that guy is me

Still waiting for season 2

>doesn't use PTT
>coughs, chews, snorts, etc
>HEY FUCK USE PUSH TO TALK
>I could but no

>it's a smoke alarm with low battery screeches loudly once every minute episode

>thinking you can not have an accent
only north americans can think this

If your way of speaking differs from another speaker of the same language, then you have an accent. It's unavoidable.

>Venezuelan 12 years old friend on Skype
>You can hear him fighting with his mom 24/7

And just what is "how I type on Cred Forums"

Probably because you're a newfag who doesn't understand what context it would be used in

>push to talk
>DOOR STUCK

Fucking faggot weeb

>on facetime with friend
>place phone on desk aimed at me
>giving him some instructions
>tells me he's going to go get some food
>30 minutes pass and I forget about him
>still have him on
>about 1 hour passes
>see thread on Cred Forums spamming porn
>begin fapping
>hear facetime call end
>mfw

Don't try to friend him guys, he already got his boyfriend

>Guy talks shit in a game
>He leaves immediately after
>He rejoins the match and cant leave or you'll get a penalty
>Everyone starts talking shit about him

Is there a better feeling?

>push to talk
>guy begins spamming gay fan fiction
youtu.be/J6hoa-jur9I

>Guy rips into the entire team, calls everyone faggots, throws the game because "we've already lost"
>Matchmake again after he throws it
>He's on the other team
>16-0

>dorm's fire alarm goes off
>busy playing competitive Overwatch
>decide to just stay in instead of throwing the match
>alarm ends 3 minutes later
>couldn't hear any of my teammates for those 3 minutes
>won anyway

>one guy starts trashing you all game
>he's on the other team
>win the game
"I guess we were good after all"
>"no you're just shit"
>tauntkill him right as the map changes
>he doesn't show up next game

I dunno the name but I think the artist is chimosaku.

>push-to-talk
>static noise

>push-to-talk
>foreign guy occasionally saying stuff with a bunch of background noise going on
>never shuts it off

>Raid leader giving extremely detailed instructions, clearly very much into the game
>Every now and then you hear his kids speaking in the background and starving for attention

Just found out, it's NTR, code red, avoid

>push to talk
>shrieks and screaming in the background

>norwegian but speak english really well
>I sound like a retarded italian when I have to speak to others online
I have no idea why, it's not like I'm nervous or anything, but I just can not speak normal english over mic

>Push to talk
>Hear the kid being spanked by his mom

Post a vocaroo.

I would probably sound okay if recording a voice clip to upload, it's when my voice is being transmitted live it happens.

I guess there is some deep anxiety there somewhere doing it, which is annoying since I actually like to participate in voice chat

Fucking hate this. Fuck anyone who uses a mic with speakers. Fuck you. Nobody wants to listen to themselves getting fucking feedback loop'd.

>Push to talk
>CRANKED fucking television blaring out cartoons while no less than 6 people are talking so loudly they must be in the same room as the guy

>Raiding with a friend's group
>He goes to the shitter with his headset
>Leader calls for lust
>Say that he's not here
>He uses bloodlust
>He literally bound it to his headset because he shits so much during raids

>literally shitting bloodlust

>push to talk
>FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK

>Push to talk
>Sound of fist pounding desk

>Push-to-talk
>Person dies
>"Ow."

>open mic
>Ching chong language.
>Constant caughing from all the family members.

is the smog killing them?

>meme arrows
>using the terms KEK, BTFO, bait/baiting/baited, pretty much just using Cred Forums culture outside of Cred Forums

why does this trigger you
i do it

>push to talk
>Play youtu.be/SlfNR9DNnBU into the mic

I do it and I'm gauging response because I want to know how people feel about it because I'm very socially insecure

Yes, but you won't as long as you don't look up.

>Push-to-talk
>hear police at the door

>push to talk
>some guys mic is so close to his mouth that you can hear his teeth tapping on it with slurping noises

>push to talk
>*presses push to talk button*

How can anyone possibly think this is a good idea

Damn dude

>You will never be as pathetic as this user

holy shit I never heard this and I instantly started laughing while it was buffering.

>Push-to-talk
>happens just as an argument on the other end with someone the person is living with starts and closes as it ends.

that never happened, did it you fibbing user?

>believing anything anyone says on Cred Forums.

>playing xbox with friends in chatroom
>stop playing game but don't leave the chat room and leave to eat dinner
>"friend" irl logs in
>knew him since elementary school but kept scheming to get my friends to not hang out with me for some reason
>acts friendly but he acts passive aggressive like a cunt
>ignore it and get on with life as "friends"
>I come back up right when he joined in
>didn't reply back immidietly because no reason to
>after friends told him I was out for a sec he starts to talk shit about me
>"this guy is just a fat loser, stop hanging out with him, he's just a nobody"
>everybody is like "uhhh okay?"
>he leaves the chat as I come right back on
>"user your friend is a prick yah know?"
>"I know"
>never confront him about it and just get on with high school as a "friend"

I'm so pathetic, should've back handed his bitch mouth

>that friend that can't stand silence
>insists on always being in calls even though nobody wants to talk
>when everything's quiet because nobody wants to talk he just endlessly talks and tries to make conversations with everyone who doesn't want to talk and didn't even want to be in the call

>Dude why are you stuttering so much

I've been trying to correct it for fucking years but it just comes back when I think I'm over it.

>Live in new york
>have to use push to talk or else everyone would hear sirens and car honks all the time

it hurts

There's more.
youtu.be/vmKWiwuXPg4

He was just tsundere user, he wanted you all to himself.

>implying I wanted to be with a mixed mutt

I wish. I was depressed for two weeks.

...

>Bitches and complains aloud with no audience/one other bitchy friend
>No one responds or mutes him
Or
>Rages and caps lock and/or exclamation point the shit out of his text

>Push-to-talk
>NIGGER

>join game in progress
>immediately hear tool on mic
>"UGH SO I GUESS NOBODY HERE HAS A MIC?"
>every 5-10 seconds has to comment on what's going on
>"OH BULLSHIT"
>"HAHA GOT HER"
>"SWEET MOVE"
>"COME ON YOU GUYS SAY SOMETHING"
>someone says something useful like "dude behind us"
>"FINALLY SOMEONE RESPONDS TO ME"
>"just trying to play the game man"
>"WHAT YOU CAN'T MULTI-TASK"

this guy just didn't take the hint

>not talking to him and being his friend
>"dude behind us!"
WHat a usefull fucking comment!!
fucking sperg.

>play with people from Cred Forums
>try to keep living with my parents under wraps since I still need to gauge how much of autistic meme spouters they are
>mummy gives you up with the dinner call
turns out most were on the same boat or living at uni

Me and my friends are so fucking close, we masterbate in the call all the time just to piss eachother off

>dude why are you so monotone
>you sound like one of those people who should read documentaries about ocean waves to put people to sleep

t-thanks?

You should probably consider a careRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR=RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Can't I greet Hello Nurse instead of Reddit?

>make a few jokes every now and again
>dude everything you say is hilarious because you're so monotone
>dude you sound just like Cr1tikal!

(you)

literally me minus the cr1tikal part

Seriously kill yourself, user. Your friend was right. You are a fucking loser.

>ptt
>nice try man
>un ptt
>this guy is a fucking retard

>push to talk
>robot voice changer

>wow raid
>burp on teamspeak while guy is explaning the encounter

maximum hilarity every fucking time

sadly no

>you have been kicked from the Guild.
The hilarity has been doubled.

What about Minerva Mink?

>GETTING kicked out because I've got a rad sense of humor and your a jaded gm that everyone now hates because you kicked the funny guy.

Wow, nice job. They can all come and join my guild instead and have maxmium fun with me.

best thing is to go into one of a million guilds that try to raid or so, people get triggered SO hard by burping its unreal

Why did she get so angry?

take it off your head and place mic next to it. i do it in my high school buddies psn chat all the time

>tfw game ends , tell the whole team good game , had fun playing
>no one says anything

Muh dick

i forgot about her, jesus christ post more fami

I'm fucking hard right now, i just want you to know

>join voice chat
>"whos the girl?"
Every fucking time

ur parents fault for not sending you to get that shit fixed

LUMBER

how many free games have you gotten

>*incessant chip bag rustling*

haha

cheer up dude, at least you are not Anthony Burch

>do 2v2 arena in BC with my GM as my partner
>both do reasonably well but hit a wall where our gear just can't compete
>getting fucking mad and swearing like hell
>record it
>play back clips of the GM swearing and getting mad during raids

eheheh

>Push to talk
>aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

>Push-to-talk
>youtube.com/watch?v=lZSm7wFXQZ0

it's been like 3 years since I've really played any multiplayer shooter/game

I want that

Several now that I've checked.

...

>Be told over mic that I sound like a 40 year-old
>I was like, 19 at the time or something

Huh.

>Regardless of the type of game I'm playing I use military jargon, lingo and tactics.
>Throw in the occasional:
>"I'll provide overwatch from the ridge."
>and
>"Standby for Titanfall."

People laugh, people hate, people mute.

Zero fucks given; self lulz achived.

>>>Reddit

It's actually pretty fun to get in-character sometimes.

no yife kys

>spectate ally while dead
>sees guy through his eyes
>CUNTSLAYER CHECK YOUR 12

>*push to talk*
>*Moonman playing on some kids phone*
>*hear 11 year old kid laughing occasionaly*

lulz, that's pretty random of you XD

>playing cawadoody
>saying "lulz"

No, get the fuck out

>Have crystal clear audio on my mic
>Use open mic sometimes because it's just easier
>People normally never notice
>Some have autistic shitfits yelling at me to use push to talk
Why?

Oh no, I have it down to a science at this point.

I have mastered the skill through endless practice.

Theory is nothing unless utilized.

It's because I get into the habit of hitting the mic button anytime I say something so sneezing just kind of causes me to hit the button.

>Push-to-Talk
>"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeughhhhhhhhhh"
That's me.

>push to talk
>inhale
>say nothing

Dude you know what's kind of weird? A thousand bees is less than one hive worth. So i guess you have to go with ridiculous numbers like a billion if you want to measure sound in units of bees. If you want to accentuate how loud the sound was.

>be narcisstic neckbeard
>always knows the best because I am genuinly always right
>one guy flips out "who do you think you are loser, you are always online, you are a loser etc"
>finally reveals financial situation, mocks him for his debt he will carry his entire life
>buys everyone on my steam list the game they want, totalled 2k (except him)

Noone knew my financial situation because I wanted people to be friends with me for who I am.

I invest in hybrid REIT's for those who curious. Tend to buy games for anons during christmas.

>that pic
No.

Wait, that was a girl?

Obviously an 8 year old

Barneyfag pls go

Ignoring it and being a weak fag about it simply proves he was objectively right.

Kill yourself animeposter.

>*fart too much
>your ass explodes
>have to explain to medbay how your blew your ass out

You're still a loser though lol. No amount of games gifted to people will change that.

Was that dude supposed to feel bad that you didn't get him the $40 game he wanted on his wishlist? Get fucking real, kid.

For allegedly always knowing the best, you really don't seem to know anything at all about people.

>MJ12 Soldier: *Coughs*

...

>play games with friends all day
>talk with someone irl later
>finger twitches for push to talk every time

Shame no amount of money will ever make you less of a faggot.

Those times are magical.
youtube.com/watch?v=p5-QANPQ4NM

Goddamn, I know this feel. I get too awkward whenever I try to speak on mic, so I have to be drunk, which is probably obnoxious as fuck.
I don't have any issues speaking in real life, to a person. It's just online.

>Every time you shoot me I take off another piece of clothing
>So I'm pretty naked right now

bruh the less you try to show off the more people like you

Cherry bomb was awesome

I should do this

Friends shit talk eachother to other friends, for many reasons. In most cases, it's not because they don't like you. Usually it's just to make themselves look better by comparison. I shit talk my friends all the time, because I'm much smarter, more attractive and better adjusted than all of them and I want everyone to know this. I still consider them dear friends though.

You don't sound like a very good friend, sir.

holy kek

I talk shit with my friends because the more we are aware of our faults the more likely we are are to improve. I'm glad my friends talk shit about me, and that I talk shit about them, for it let's us be the best human beings we can be.

youtu.be/RQaeoG4ktCE?t=3m20s

But that's to their face, not to other people while said friend isn't there.

I'm gonna be completely honest I've been drinking heavliy and I completely misread what he was saying. I thought I was agreeing with hjim

>says the word "sigh" out loud

AAAHHHHH

>"gotta take a piss guys brb"
>Mute mic and stay for 10 more seconds before actually leaving

can we ban this underage? I know for a fact this is not b8

>Get on Skype to play League with friends
>Decide to try and freak them out by playing spooky music
>Start playing X-Files theme song
>"HEY! Who's playing that music? Turn it off, it's annoying."

Needless to say I haven't spoken to them in like three years anyway, I just remembered that happening. They weren't even fun to play with, half the time everyone stayed silently and if you tried to make a joke or light conversation everyone would ignore you.

Why even fucking get onto Curse/Skype or any kind of similar program if you're not going to fucking communicate or anything? Jesus, it's like I was the only one that wanted to talk and everyone else was boring as shit. I know they weren't nervous because a lot of them were extroverted as fuck, I just don't think they wanted to talk with me and so I said fuck them.

Getting on any kind of voice chat system is overrated, it's not even fun or worth doing unless you know the people you're talking with are chill and will enjoy talking with you. Half of the people who get on it won't say anything, or they'll just burp and do obnoxious shit.

>brb smoke

I swear I have bad social anxiety IRL but in games it totally goes away

My desire to win overcomes the shyness

>Getting assmad that people don't find your micspam funny
The most annoying fucking thing is when some faggot thinks they're being funny and nonstop playing music over the mic when NO ONE wants to hear it.
I like talking on voice chat, but seriously go fuck yourself if you think people want to listen to shitty music over your mic

>"Gunna go to sleep now guys, seeya"
>leaves game
>stays in the channel talking for 30+ minutes

>playing half-life
>someone spams daft punk
>quality is 1/10
>everyone enjoys it anyway

>Shitty music
>X Files theme song

Nah, you don't know my "friends" they were all pseudo normie trash. I'm more mad at myself for not realizing they were just pretending to like me in the first place, thought they were people I could relate to but in the end they weren't. My friends from high school would have thought that was great, man the friends I made in college were not nearly as fun as the friends I had in high school.

I wish I could meet people like the people I was friends with in high school, everyone is so uptight and mad all the time. I'm not saying "Smoke a bowl and calm down" I'm just saying that being serious and uptight 24/7 isn't healthy, doesn't help you make friends either.

>push-to-talk
>"tuturuuuu!"

.....

okabe does not approve

My point is I don't care if it's a good song, I don't have fun when someone is just playing music over the mic. More often than not it's shit quality, and more importantly it covers up people trying to talk to each other. And 99% of the fucking time
>Someones spamming music
>Ask them to stop because it's annoying and makes it harder to hear people talking
>LOL WHAT DO YOU HATE FUN?
>JUST MUTE ME FAGGOT

kek

I don't know if I mentioned this or not, but I started playing the music BEFORE the game even started, and I was only playing it for like 10 seconds to see what they would say, but instead they were all like

>Hey! Whoever is playing the music turn it down! It's really annoying!"

It was fucking X-Files theme, they probably didn't even fucking know what it was, fucking normie tier faggots. Not sure why I even bothered trying to play with them, can't have fun or even hold a conversation with them.

I do the same shit.

It's not "I want to go to sleep right now", it's "I want to be free to leave whenever and not be tied into a 10-40 minute match".

To be fair I end up telling people to turn off the music after 10 seconds because I've had people do it for 10 minutes or until I end up muting them because they take no one telling them to stop as an invitation to do it forever.
I have one friend who will literally play music for 5-10 minutes straight unless you bitch at him to turn it the fuck off.

I might be alone in being so aggressive about music micspam because it almost always gives me a headache, but I think it's just annoying in general

I know. That's why I cherish my friends so much. They put up with me being a vain and petty cunt.

but its the good kind of NTR

I used to have this problem where I'd unconciously hold down the push to talk key and I'd occasionally say something dumb or make a stupid noise and someone would say something about it and fuck shit dammit

no such thing exists, degenerate

I once forgot that my mic was on in CoD4 (I think), because I had a desk mic and voices muted. They heard me singing half of 36 Chambers before they started talking shit in the text chat.

>Tell team to not do something
>They do it

A sigh is perfectly justifiable as long as its not one of those fake ones.

>spooky music
>>X-Files theme song
breh...

>in chat with people
>one of them starts eating cereal with an open mic

I hate these people

same boat. very irritating

>putting an early warning system in a lego
your picture makes no sense

>that constant burping amongst all the rage
>that one dude hitting on her in chat
fuck i needed those laughs

>tenla: burp
every time
every fucking time I go to Amarr

had a friend who did this
it was pretty funny
he died in a car crash a few years ago
RIP Nox

C-can i be in your club?

>put on mic
>start doing autistic mic spam
>play swfchan.com/32/156795/?I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY.swf
>mfw entire server collectively shits itself

link?

post your micspam Cred Forums

>youtube.com/watch?v=tvo-JbknETE

youtube.com/watch?v=V66m52YFZBg

This is me
i got the name Chips
because i always have chips on my desk
its not even a big bag its multiply small bags

ARE THE CRYSTAL

then why dont you say something like "i'm gonna stop playing now"?

read the thread
the artist is Chimosaku

NO STYLE

>Push-to-talk
>This plays
youtube.com/watch?v=mTTmyfBxJpI

>playing with some people on Xbox
>the party is unlocked so anyone can join
>someone's friend who nobody else knows just joins and provides nothing to the conversation
>doesn't leave and just starts eating with the mic on

And this was only maybe and hour ago.
Why do people never realize they're being annoying?

>Join discord server
>friends having a convo stop and say hi
>i say hi.
>convo goes on
>I join in and get interrupted
>Say wtf
>Join in again and interrupted
>Get fucking mad and chew them out
>"hey user I think you mic is mute"
>unmute and calmly say thanks

>playing insurgency with the fellas
>game is loud as fuck gunfire and people yelling tacitly
>hear dad faintly downstairs
>"user your dad is calling you"
>say "ya sure"
>dad come in my room and starts to yell at me saying i need to turn down that damn game
>friend says "told you"

Fuck that guy
I mean my dad

>push to talk
>super fucking blatant voice modulator
like dude nobody but the most gullible horny weebs are going to fall for that

clyp.it/340uq4vt

>Playing with people on xbox
>A girl in our party has a creepy ass friend who constantly hits on her
>Joins our parties whenever she's on
>We have one other girl in our group
>Immediately starts hitting on her with the fucking subtly of a fire truck
>Starts out mild, just asking what games she has so they can play together, even though they haven't even fucking talked
>She says too many to list, obviously not interested
>Dude doesn't talk for a while just listening to us
>Like 15 minutes later out of nowhere "So, are you single?"
Like goddamn why are people so fucking desperate online? We laugh about how fucking pathetic this shit is every time

>let me just hit my push to talk key solely to let an exasperated sigh blow into my mic

>the pasted "he was destroyed"s on the next page
always gets me

>want to use mic
>afraid dogs will bark

>dude whats wrong with your voice
>talk normal
>stop doing this impression dude it's not funny
>hahaha is that your real voice man? wow
>what the fuck is wrong with you, speak like a regular human being

>tell them
>*hushed voice, maybe stifled laughter* oh... sorry.
>
>

>

>the push to talk key is actually the wind chamber activation button

>everything said has to be funny joke and/or in funny voice

Dude what's wrong with your voice?

I read this and yawned, fuck you

Fuck me, i've done that too many times. I know I shouldn't care since they are just pubbies but I always feel embarrassed afterwards.

>push to talk
>someone plays distorted metal music

>Person is crying into the mic for some reason and completely fucking the mood for everyone
>it's not even the general channel
>even when it stops, there is a great silence following it, except for maybe the telltale sound like someone was about to say something and they breathed into their mic accidentally, until finally the silence is broken by something like someone getting pissed at something happening ingame

Nothing can possibly be more awkward than this. Fucking nothing. Even if you're a girl.

Womble fag

I bet he did it on purpose to see how much of a gutless shit you are.

When ever one of us does this someone else will say INTRODUCING THE NEW HIT WRESTLER MMRRRRR RUSTLLLLLEEE.

vocaroo if you're still in this thread

hoyl fuck this

its always the one sound that just rides over evertyhign god damnf

>look what he said to me on steam!

and is that a grill or a little kid? sounds like a kid but it's surprisingly hard to tell sometimes

>push to talk
>breathes into mic loudly before actually talking

>sounds like a kid but it's surprisingly hard to tell sometimes
Yeah, especially since you can't use the content of what they're saying since most little kids are more mature than adult women.