You're just having a normal day, and then, all of sudden, you're thrown in dream Ivalice, FFTA style

You're just having a normal day, and then, all of sudden, you're thrown in dream Ivalice, FFTA style.

What would you be, and what would you do?

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It's escapism, can't you see it's not healthy.

Gather all of my poor, son of a bitch friends and escort them home to reality.

Was he right?

B-but it's escapism....

Stay in the matrix and form a clan. My life sucks.

>Become a baller ass spell sword
>recruit a clan that follows my every order
>find a crystal
>protect that son of a bitch with everything I have from any real-lifers

Would you accept escapism for bunny waifus?

nah i'd rather bang the bangaa

Good taste, but Nu Mous are cute, too.

Probably a shitty mog or some retarded beast. It's not like I'll remember who I am.

Find and date a qt nu mou.

Are you literally me?

Why not seek a seeq instead?

Wasn't he wrong since it turned out the world was actually real?

I'd be dead within minutes

>live in literally any city
>world gets swapped
>killed by exponentially increased thuggery and magic
sucks desu

I'd be fine as a moogle or human, maybe a bangaa.

>befriend viera and learn viera jobs
>become a summoner and learn blood price
>become death destroyer of worlds

Make my own guild and travel the lands for adventure and the likes

Their tits look so saggy. I like it.

i'd fight to go back to real world desu
if it's a dream them it's pointless because it'll never be real

everything there is just a illusion or mind trick to keep me trapped anyway

If I had a bunny waifu, to hell with you Marche.

>become ninja and learn dual wielding
>become palading and dual wield knight swords
>become n00bsl4yer, one hitter of enemies

The fact that there aren't higher res images of those girls is criminal. Something about that art style really appeals to me

I'd be a viera futa and I'd go have sex with a bunch of other viera.

It ends up not mattering because they can just go back whenever the fuck they feel like for post-game content.

I would be a solider class, a vile mercenary that joins a clan that bullies other clans

Spend my life doing dirty works and stealing tasks from other clans, getting stronger and stronger each time.

Would eventually get the judges attention and end up in the lawless lands after running away from my crimes.

My story ends when i engage into battle with the main character's party and get defeated after a fierce almost-boss level battle.

I'd be an alchemist, making money off of fucking with the law. There would be all sorts of clans that could desperately use a way to get around shitty meme laws, after all. I'd have friend competition with pic related and lewds over who could fuck shit up the most. Life would be great, or at least as great as it could be.

Reminder how shit 12 was.

You couldn't even have any of the less-human races as actual party members.

Is there some kind of prerequisite that 3D needs to be PD? Are they afraid to make cute in 3D, or just incapable?

>2d vs 3dpd.jpg

No Bangaa team members is criminal.

Seriously. Bangaa are so cute, too.

Am I in FFT Ivalice time or FFXII Ivalice time?
I'm not strong or particularly smart, so I wouldn't be like a hero or anything. I'm not in shape, but maybe actually doing easy monster slaying work could help me get in shape and I could go from there? If it was FFT, I would be a Hunter class, if it was XII, I guess I'd hit the port and try to be a Sky Pirate or a Sea Pirate, or maybe just roam the world being a sellsword and raiding tombs?

I'd try and get myself some viera skills and stay far, far away from Jagds. Viera have all the good toys.

I would be a human and I would get an harem of qt human girls and qt vieras.

I'd be those lizard guys who looked like dogs and used melee attacks.

No joke. Doublecasting from red mages and crazy powerful summons? Walking nukes.

This.
>Monk
>Gladiator
>Dragoon
>Templar
Bangaa had all the best shit. Also
>two dicks

I already accept it for less

Templar was the shit.

id be a bangaa that has two dicks and culturally enrich the female human population

DON'T YOU DARE BE FORGETTING MAH NIGGER THE DEFENDER

>get sent to another world
>many unique races
>harem of human girls

For what purpose?....

What do bangaas think of nu mous? Would they bully?

>becoming a filthy non-human

I would bang a bangaa AND seek a seeq.

>go to fantasy world
>everyone just wants to be furries and fuck
This is why I'm glad you faggots will never get to go on an adventure.

Seeq a shit. Worst race. They don't even look visually distinctive.

Protect!

I'd find Marche, tie his arms behind him and fuck his ass.

Shut up, Seeq are cute.

only if they are deformed enough to look like midna or an asura from Gw2

>tfw Tactics S killed any chance of us ever getting another real FFT game
Time to learn to make my own, I guess.

Nu Mou don't look anything like midna at all, why would you make that comparison?

It sucks you don't start with one.

I would do this

Agreed. They look like adorable scoundrels.

Husbando race.

FF12 Nu Mou best Nu Mou. Just like how FF12 Moogle best Moogle. Those disgusting blob faces only look cute in 2D. Trying to model that cutesy blob look on a 3D model is an impossible task and trying is why we got such abominations as Mog from XII-2 and Moogles from Type Zero.

Just look at that majestic fuck in that picture. Motherfucker looks like he saw the rise and fall of Rome. Looks like he personally knew Confucius, Aristotle, Buddha and Jesus. He looks like the wisest, chillest, kindest creature on the planet who will sit and talk with you like a human being without any need to push his wisdom on you until the very moment you need it the most and its the most profound shit you have ever heard.

I havent played FFTA2 in a long time but it cant take that long to get one.

maybe a child numou

>Find a kinda shitty clan of underdogs
>Join up
>Work towards becoming a Paladin or Gunner
>Find cute nu mou or moogle girl
>Enter tons of clan competitions that the palace holds
>Make a shit ton of dosh
>Hang out at the bar all the time and be cozy

>C cup bitchtits

It seemed like it took me a bit to get one but its been awhile for me too.

I didn't say I would stay a human. I was implying I would fuck all the non humans I could. Kind of defeats the purpose of going to another world with lots of attractive xeno girls. Just to go fuck normal humans.

>tfw no lewd bangaa boyfriend

But I get to have magic and shit. And vieras are cute as fuck.

>have a thing for long ears
>mfw every non-human race in FFTA
I'd probably give myself a few days to calm down before even setting foot in a pub.

All the races are good.

I can't enjoy the Viera any more because of 12.

They're such cunts in that game, I wish the empire just burned their whole forest to the ground.

GO FLASH GORDON ON ITS ASS

Immediately work towards being a Dragoon.

Dragoons are the best. I wanna be the best.
I'll fuck a bunny later when I can whip out my lance and Jump on her.

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Just pretend 12 doesn't exist.

Except the ""rabbit"" race.

Be happy. Carve out a life as a swordsman or mage or whatever. Find someone to fall in love with.

And it's good when they can still scream a little even when they're gagged.

Can I be Gria?

Blue mage all day just because of those stylish clothes.
I'd be hitting that pussy and boi pussy all day.

There's gay, and then there's you, prancing homo lala man.

Any race that's just a human with animal ears is awful.

He said, posting the dumpiest thing he could find.

>obese men with animals parts is ok though

the same thing i do in every game that has a warrior class or warrior-like class

NO MAGIC
NO ARROWS
WARRIOR ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION

Yes.

That's just how bad the Vierra how, when even a fat pig is more original looking.

A tavern owner or a fisherman.
I just wanna chill, I suck at anything else.

They're awfully arousing, and awfully good at fighting. Seeq a shit, being a Gria would be amazing. Flying up high and pissing on people who can't do anything about because they can't fly.

iirc you don't get them until sometime after reaching the southern port town or whatever you call it. And I think you get Grias when you go to the other continent.

Form a guild and then become a Dual Wield Paladin

Y-You're good too, user.

I would for Gria

That's just because they're a stupid race of conveniently attractive women. It reeks of a desire to fulfill the creators wet dreams rather than make a race that would actually make sense as a separate race from humans.

I would just go around raping Vieras all day.

"Original" is trophy worthy in itself?

Besides, Ivalice has a handful of bizarre races. One that's just a few degrees removed from human is pretty unique in that regard.

Different enough for me, better a little too human than furry.

You're basically saying it's unique because it's the only race that stands out as so incredibly unoriginal. Congratulations.

Sex sells. You should really be hating on Star Trek for making the idea massively popular, though.

>no D weapons law
>get trown in jail the moment you pull it out
Enjoy getting dicked by a bangaa.

>better a little too human than furry.
That makes no sense.

>better a little too human than furry.

Absolutely not.

Star Trek had to save on money. They painted being green and called them aliens to be cheap on purpose. The creators of the Vierra made them cheap just to sell more copies.

>I want to marry a donkey dog

He means a design is only as good as how much he can masturbate to it or something stupid like that.

Sure, makes sense to me.

Absolutely. You're not going to convince me furries are better than qt dragongirls.

Was giving the women stupid lines and little clothing while the camera did its best to titfuck them also part of being cheap? It's a shameful tactic but it also isn't anything new.

Why would you want to support uncreativity?

Furry designs aren't creative either, why support something I don't like?

Are you trying to argue that the tactic isn't just for bland idiots or are you just trying to argue that it exists?

>dragongirls
They're just humans wearing accessories weird high schoolers buy at the store, though.

It exists and it isn't going to go away anytime soon, so you would be better served focusing on the positive aspects of what you enjoy more.

Furshit is shit. Monstergirls wannabe is good. This an indisputable fact.

Compared to the Vierra? Considering they're different enough from humans that you can't fap to them I would say they are.

>Just look at that majestic fuck in that picture. Motherfucker looks like he saw the rise and fall of Rome. Looks like he personally knew Confucius, Aristotle, Buddha and Jesus. He looks like the wisest, chillest, kindest creature on the planet who will sit and talk with you like a human being without any need to push his wisdom on you until the very moment you need it the most and its the most profound shit you have ever heard.

Damn, you sound like a real faggot.

>FF12 Nu Mou best Nu Mou. Just like how FF12 Moogle best Moogle. Those disgusting blob faces only look cute in 2D.

The moogles in FFXII look great because they're modeled after the FFTA ones. The FFXII Nu Mou look like shit because they deviated from the FFTA example and made them look like walrus apes. If they had kept the FFTA design, they could have looked good.

Sad world when indisputable fact is synonymous with shit taste.

I am completely fine with that.

Someone else faps to it instead, does that make it uncreative?

I don't think I can understand your mindset at all.

There is nothing wrong with wanting to marry a donkey dog.
I wish monster girls didn't exist.

I'll clue you in: making a bizarre animal person who walks on two legs is not difficult. If that's your standard of excellence, you should be handing out medals to every 90's cartoon ever.

So are there any other tactics RPGs out there with a class combining system similar to the FFT games?

People who are different and think differently fap to them. You think straightforwardly. You're boring and you're proud of it. If youre waiting for me to praise you for that and say that boring designs are better its not happening.

You're in luck, they don't exist.

How would you know? It's not as easy as you think it is to make a nonhuman race. You cant just stick a doghead on a human body or else you get some serious uncanny valley, you have to shape everything together so it all works.

Or you can just stick rabbit ears on a race of human clones and call it a day.

Those games were so comfy jesus christ. I need to emulate and replay them.

ALL RIGHT FAGGOTS QUIT YOUR FIGHTING
I'VE GOT THE TIER LIST

Moogle>Nu mou>Bangaa>Aegyl>Viera>Gria>Hume>Seeq

>My taste is better than yours because its different
Alright.

...

So because you can do one thing means you can't do the other too? I'm glad you weren't in charge of game design. This idea that "nothing recognizably human should exist" is retarded. Everything in moderation.

It's better than yours because you're literally praising blandness. You're not even saying "I just like it better because I can fap to it." you've been trying to say it's actually more creative design.

i want to fuck a nu mou big butt

Calm your autism
Its okay if someone thinks something else is cooler

Well now that's just a granted.

Blue mage

Why is it retarded? The FFT world still has humans. It just wouldn't have humans who aren't humans at all but look just like them anyway for some reason.

>It's ok to have bad opinions
Nobody actually thinks this way or else you wouldn't be talking to me in the first place. Don't try to act like you're above it all at this point as a copout.

>viera and gria higher than seeq

Gria > Other races

I'm saying its better because I like it, what do you think you're doing? Dressing up the same argument with different shit?

>The FFT world still has humans. It just wouldn't have humans who aren't humans at all but look just like them anyway for some reason.
So you'd prefer an uncrossable gap in human and not? Viera are the middleground. Nothing wrong with that.

Seeq are fat and ugly and weild the lamest weapons.

Monstergirls are for fags who aren't man enough to embrace real xeno. Basically "baby's first xeno."

try to have sex with a viera

They exist somewhere, user. Don't lie to me. I just need to believe hard enough, and it'll happen. Right?

Nu Mou => Bangaa > Seeq > Moogle > Hume > Gira > Aegyl > Viera

I have shit taste.

We can both fuck nu mou butt together, user.

>TFW I didn't bother using them in A2.
They brought nothing new to the table, neither did the Seeq. Why would anyone bother using them when the base races did everything just as well, and with more classes

>going full xeno

Believe it or not even though opinions aren't objective that doesn't mean they all have equal weight. Opinions like "Harry Potter is the best book ever because I like it." is still a shit opinion. So are yours.

It's not a middleground. The middleground between lizards and humans is the Bangaa. The Vierra are more like cosplayers who defected from humans because theyre dumb bitches.

Sad are the men whose dicks exist to impress other deviants. If your dick knows what it wants and it's not a far reach to it, there's nothing at all shameful about that.

Stop fighting and post Bangaa.

I would join a bangaa bandit band and have fun looting towns

Are there bangaa females? If there are, you should post those instead.

Somewhere maybe, given the fact they don't seem to violate the laws of physics and the universe is fuckhuge.
But its still impossible to actually find em as you would need to travel thru the whole universe after em, and that would take much more time and tech than you have.

>That's just because they're a stupid race of conveniently attractive women

and men
male Viera are a thing too
They just live in separate segregated by sex villages

FF14 Heavensward was going to debut the first appearance of male viera but didn't make it
Instead we got that shitty half dragon race

Why not?

>half assing xeno

Assuming it doesn't eat my soul like in FFT, I'd stay.
It sounds like a more fulfilling life

did anybody else want to fuck montblanc and hurdy?

There are. They look identical to the males.

I found Gria filled a real niche role as a high mobile physical attacker with Ravagers, or solid aggressors as Hunters with the Ravager ability that way its flying with Ultima and Sneak Attack.

Your opinion is shit.

I would assume there has to be, how else would they reproduce?

What I said applies to men too. All human-but-not-really races are silly. I mean its okay when youre doing a movie or something and you want to save money with pointed ears but theres no excuse with a video game to be that lazy about it. It's even worse when it's clearly there just to be fap bait, it makes the world feel fake, like it was made by a horny Japanese guy.

It's fiction, mang. It don't gotta make real sense. Maybe a lizard fucks a moogle and out comes a bunnygirl.

didnt the dragon people in ff14 looked better in their concept art

>shitty half dragon race
And sadly, there was a better dragonoid race planned, too.

so much better and more dragonlike, even the women too

...

I miss old Narse.

>if its attractive or aesthetically appealing its shit
>unless its made by a horny Western furry

None of the FFT races were made by a horny Western furry you dunce.

what's your opinion on elves then?
I always thought the Viera as the elves of Final Fantasy, just with an Ivalice twist

Never end up doing what you love as a day job.

I don't really like elves but at least in most cases they're not there to just be fapbait, so they're worthy of an eyeroll and not worth worrying about any further than that. It's fine as long as nobody praises them for being creatively designed.

i wish narse would stop disappearing for half a year post one new art then disappear again

>FFT
>races
There's only one "race" and the rest are just monster designs with the only humanoid feature being upright posture.

The fuck are you talking about. Why do the Bangaa or Seeq or Moogles not count as a race?

>the amalj'aa will never be playable
>tfw no kind gentle amalj'aa boyfriend

FFTA, there's a difference when you say FFT and FFTA

The reason he stopped/got worse is because his boyfriend died.

don't they both take place in Ivalice
And the races in FF12 are also from the TA games

its been long enough he should just get a new boyfriend already

I think hes trying to say they dont count as a race because theyre not human enough or...something.

FFT doesn't have any other races, just Humans.

We all know what FFT game I meant.

Is it what you've always wanted to be? Probably some Dick head tyrant

Most of the non-human races are wiped out in the 1,000+ years between 12/TA and T.

>mexican is a vile criminal
who'da thunk

Sauce is fucking needed here.

Maybe if I just find an Anti Law card in real life, I can fuck over reality and do it. Maybe.
Use e621, it should be an easy find.

When you say FFT it generally means Tactics, FFTA is Advance. Also the designs in Advance were shit, yeah not drawn by a Western furry but its often drawn by them so it fits with their shitty tastes.

I'd be a human paladin who would party up with an assassin or red mage viera, and set out exploring and visiting new cities, or protecting the trade roads with another small group and living off of the land

google darkgem should be easy to find

I'd accept it if I could BE a bunny waifu

that's really sad to hear
please tell me Tactics is a prequel in the Ivalice timeline
I really love Bangaas
Coolest of race with the best of jobs

If I had to stay human AND had to stay in my own body I'd be a black mage, burn it all. If I got to redesign my body but had to stay human, I'd go full healslut fuckmeintheboipuccy white mage. If I got to be a new race I'd either go Moogle for Gunslinger or Nu Mou for beast tamer.

>get dragons instead of this
>or Burmecians
>or Ronso
Oh fuck FF made me an unironic furry

Tactics is the absolute first game set in Ivalice, its set some century after FFXII. The Ivalice of Advance and A2 is set even further in the future than Tactics, there are no other races other than Human but the grimore takes Marche and Luso back in time to when other races exist.

There being no furries in Ivalice after a catastrophe is proof the god of Ivalice hates furries.

No, the timeline goes
>12
>TA2 (Ivalice)
>(timeskip, including cataclysmic event that wipes out a bunch of their high tech shit and most non-human races)
>Tactics
>(timeskip, magic begins to become rarer)
>Vagrant Story
>(timeskip, magic is all but lost to the world to the point at which nobody remembers it was ever real)
>TA (modern)
>TA2 (modern)

TA (Ivalice) isn't part of the timeline because it was only a fabrication based on Ivalice, created by the grimoire.

What are you even rambling about? You hate the non-human races because of how fanartists draw them? Do you know how retarded that is?

No I hate them because they're furry.

>A-am I fitting in yet, guise?

If I had to pick a non-human in FFTA to be I'd probably be a Moogle. Gunner is fun even though they have shit stats and do no damage.

>not training as a knight first and then sniping enemies with one shot
do you even kupo?

i would be a nu mou who jacks off to furry porn and eats krispy kreme donuts all day obviously

but if you're a Moogle you'll have non-functional wings, a tiny wang and be just the right height for leer at Viera and Gria groins.

nu mou ear piercings look gross and weird

I don't think Krispy Kreme exists in Ivalice.

i don't care because strategy games are gay

can i feed you the donuts?

>surrounded by furries
>instead replicate Krispy Kremes and seize the means of furry porn
the fucking madman

There's nothing wrong with that.

How many donuts could a Nu Mou even take ha ha

>creating refined sugar in a society that is completely ignorant of its possible existence

He's certainly going to seize the means of producing fat fetish porn.

He'd make a killing off the doughnut sales alone.

>>TA (modern)
>>TA2 (modern
>>TA2 (Ivalice)
What the fuck does this mean. I thought it was Tactics for PSX, Tactics Advance for GBA, Tactics A2:gotr, and War of the Lions for PSP. This timeline is all sorts of fucked up if Grimoire if the Rift is non-canon.

Modern as in the time Luso and Marche actually live in

If shit goes to Ivalice and I see some fag that's fantastically obese from magical donut production, at least I'll know it's one of you fags

The grimoires don't take Marche and Luso to fantasy worlds, they take them into the past of Ivalice.

>Google
>FA account
No problem.
>mostly gay stuff
Some gay furry stuff is okay by me.
>mostly bara
Meh.
Not really into bara. His art is still pretty good.

You mean when they go back home? I though that was supposed to be like our worl. And not Ivalice.

It's called St. Ivalice at that point, iirc

MOG KNIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

St Ivalice (the town they live in) is just the far future of the "fantasy" Ivalice. The name is a big hint.

But wasn't the Ivalice in TA fake? If I recall correctly from other threads, the people were all taken there and it had gems keeping the fabric of it's reality with a moster devouring souls of real people to keep it alive.
I played TA2 first, it made TA feel like shit so much after.

Yes, TA Ivalice was fake, as noted here >TA (Ivalice) isn't part of the timeline because it was only a fabrication based on Ivalice, created by the grimoire.

TA2 Ivalice was the real deal.

Good to kmow. Couldn't get into that game due to the shitty Laws and how you got skills. The Bazaar was much better, and the cat girl together with Luso the wrecking ball made it super fun.

Why does nobody like the cutest color of mage, the Green Mage?

I wish they made the garif a main race, fucking ballers.

Red Mage is cuter.

She is muda muda. Unless you got a broken combo up, Hume units are so much fucking better and faster.
>paladin+fighter build
>ninja+thief skills
>hunter+archer skills

This

Agree. Better hat, and a little thigh.

Changing the world won't change you. You'll still be a loser that will be alone for most of the time, Only this time there will be more asshole people with the clans and royalty and since you're an antisocial freak, nobody will come help you when monsters kill you.

>shamanistic nomadic native american bird people herds who meant fucking business if you fucked with them with a stray spell

God damn they were worth XII shitting the bed past Giruvegan.

This is why we should make our own game; we could add all the races that deserve to be in.

Gria can do most of the Hume, Bangaa and Seeq physical attacker roles. Gria Hunters are especially better than Hume Hunters, also they have a hood.

I'd be a surly voiced bangaa who runs an item shop full of items I collect through dungeoning with my guild bros.

And then I'll fuck humans and overall behind the counter of my shop

I'd be a fabulous blue mage explorer seeking all kinds of monster skills and fkin qts I meet in my travels.

Humes are available from the beginning of the game, so you waste less time building them if you start early.
I have never managed to make reliable Gria or Seeq unit. They either can't hold their own, have gimmick uses and die quickly, or somebody else is just plain way better.
Also, Gria are boring.
>hume women with scaly wings

>No Baanga Dragoon party member in FFXII

Absolutely criminal

>you will never play another FFT game with expanded gria and seeq job trees

>best hat
>best hairstyle
>ZR
Red Mage Vieras are the sexiest.

They have fighting animations, so you could probably hack one in to replace a party member.

You'd be surprised how little that works, Reks is a good example as hes incredibly limited in what he can do if you hack him in, even if you hack his Gambits they often fail.

Gonna be on a 11 hours long flight, I have a nds emulator, I've played all the FFT for it I think but I can't remember which one was the best.

Please suggest it to me.

A Ravager with a Tournesol can easily hit up to 500 with a Sneak Attack, while true you get them a little later their Flight is invaluable and unique. They're overall faster than most plate armor units of Humes and Bangaa, and can innate equip Ribbons. Them not having survivability is not something I've ever encountered.

Gria are still my favorite race from a gameplay and aesthetics perspective.

FFTA2

Can they dual-wield nigga?

I'm still mad. We could have had cute Bunnywaifus and Rabbithusbandos

Instead we get Ow the Edge dragon men and cancer patient females.

I really hope next expanssion that introduces races puts them in.

because green mages take away utility from other classes

supportive buffs should go to white mage while unique debuffs should go to arcanists/black mages/gunners

No, but neither can any other race but Hume. Dual wielding isn't all that great for the most part, a Paladin w/Flair and Geomancy or a Ravager with Unscarred and Battle Cry and hit harder than a dual wielding Ninja albeit slower turn count.

>Make a proper EU for a game world.
>Promise us loads of spinoffs
>Drop every ball possible to make more spinoffs
>Continue to do so with main game sequels

I will never understand why Squeenix tries so hard to fuck itself. All they have to do is just make more Tactics and Tactics Advance sequels for lodes of emone, but they take the easy gamble with the mobile markets hoping something will stick. I'm pretty sure we're never getting another tactics game because Tactics S failed like many of their other mobile attempts.

I would be your dad and I would do your mom. As a human soldier

No, dual wielding is all that great

You got me, I kinda believed you

Ranger / Lanista makes a good Seeq.

I want to play an open world FF12/TA2 game, the interactions between clans in FFTA2 were great.

>you will never play an fft game mod based on a race war between the different races of Ivalice
I just want to defend the hume homeland of a Bangaa invasion while there's a few war prisioner Vieras serving as my personal maids in my house.

FFTA2 is the one that does NOT start with kids throwing snowballs at each other, correct?

Thanks user.

Human.
Black Mage.
Be happy.
Marche did nothing wrong
FFTA>FFT

I love how angry he is compared to the rest of the main cast. His temper makes him pretty refreshing. Its understandable for him though. After all, anyone would have a short fuse when your entire existence was surrounded by people who had nothing to do but be as vague as possible.

Thats completely backwards.

A Nu Mou white mage!

What do you mean?

>FFTA
>Final Fantasy Tits'n'Ass

Humes won't win, Gria and probably Moogles will be the only races with an air force.

You mean defend your Bangaa homeland from a Vierra invasion while you have Humes as slaves.

Fucking this. I was rustled as fuck to see I couldn't have a dragoon bangaa or machinist moogle. Fuck 12

Very salient point you have. Ignoring your confusing syntax, I have a better idea.

That gria raises my weewee

How's it feel to betray your own race?
Also Humes had been show using moogles technology.

One dick. 3d model has normal bulge

Green mages are great because of Tranq

>while you have Humes as slaves.
>you will never have Marche as a slave

Post proofs.

the fuck with your timeline?

Why did they make the most unlikable character have the fucking super sayan hidden powers bs

Alright, I'd join the bangaas just to have March as my slave.

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>unlikable character
Debateable. Besides, they were hardly supa saiyajin shit, it was more like hidden skills. Wasn't everything optional?

Gria is my race, but devs can't seem to decide if they're draconian or demonic.

I liked Adele

I just don't get how anybody could forgive her for jacking all their shit

She's very useful when you fight against the vudu faggots at the final quest

I want to fuck the elementalist

>Reminder that since Cred Forums is dying tonight at midnight
What's this?

Tactics = TA2 > TA
Where do you put the following:
FF12:RW
FF12

If theyre like normal lizards they shouldnt even have bulges at all.

Before Tactics, St. Ajora even gets a passing mention in some monster entry. Plus there's that map that connects FF12 Ivalice to Tactics Ivalice, though it was proven not to be.

TA2=T>12>RW>TA
Advanced was not good.
She was helpful. Besides, she is the reason everyone has to go through the casual filter knows as the Flowsands.
Or are you mad about that instead of her specifically?

>tfw you lost your TA2 cartridge

I had this Bangaa that would never miss Jump named Becks
I'l miss my nigga Becks...

Elementalist and Fencer are top tier girls.

>tfw your TA2 cartridge is not reading on your 3ds
If only I had my DS charger

>Plus there's that map that connects FF12 Ivalice to Tactics Ivalice, though it was proven not to be.

Damn user you need to tell me more about this...

Explain.

Nah I didn't have much trouble with Flowsands, I just wish she wasn't such a bitch
Frimelda would be top notch if she had the Heritor shit instead

>You will never have a leggy bunny girl wife.

Might as well end it now.

>Not having a DSi XL

Any world is only a "reality" as you believe it to be, even this one. If the illusion is doing such a good job at seeming real, how can you even really call it an illusion at all?

Marry a Nu Mou

Go adventuring

What about these pics?

I swear I'm the only one who actually likes Revenant Wings.

Judge Basch was cool and the cross breed Vierra are QTs

>I just wish she wasn't such a bitch
She isn't. Replay the game kohun.

Seriously, why can't we ever fucking talk about beast races in video games normally?

>Uses magic
>can summon demons
>but does not have electricity

We'll make him pay for calling the bangaas lizards.

There's not a whole lot to explain, the borders just seemed to match up perfectly. The entry about St. Ajora was the Magic Pot entry

>Several years after Kiltia's founding, Saint Ajora began a new teaching, claiming that Faram alone was the one true god, the popularity of this new sect further lessening the power of the Light.

The part directly mentioning St. Ajora.

i enjoyed it more than TA but less than TA2.

TA2 was just such a refined version but RW had a cool concept and great atmosphere and characters.

But she dies??

Because everyone is a fag.
>can't marry a nu mou
>can't marry a bangaa and make it submissive
>can't ride the moogle rider while its riding
>who gives a shit about gria literally humes
>can't grab and squeeze a seeq
>can't bend over the guy at the auction counter over his counter

Paladin/White Mage or Defender/White Monk would be the most natural results. Bangaa actually has a surprisingly decent set of classes, from Defender, to the Monks, to the Cannoneers, to the Bishop and Templar.

Or if I was going for something random, Elementalist/Geomancer.

Yes and no.
If you actually pay attention, you will see that there are normal discussions on the thread.
But Cred Forums never, ever, EVER only do X or Y.

Not that user but I still not understand...

Eh, guess I'll have to.
Last I played was near the start of this year but I guess I didn't pay much attention to the story that run.

You would be laughed out of a freshman philosophy course

HOLY COW!!!
Thanks user, now makes sense.

I still have my grey brick with the metroid prime hunters demo

Furries ruining everything

>Be a wandering paravir.
My son finds the book and gets pulled to Ivalice with his dorky friends.
Son can't tell it's me out of my business clothes.
Have to find a way to get him home and still have him respect me.

Stop getting triggered and join the serious discussions also happening on the thread.
Unless of course you have nothing to add and its just here to cry.

Paladin/Ninja. DWing Excaliburs like a boss.

>worrying over your son's respect after you save him yourself
He didn't respect you to begin with if you question it this way.

This.
Blue Mage's design was pretty damn good.

Sauce

Pretty sure Fighter brought more pain. Paladin tanked it better but was weaker and Ninja was only good for dw.

Cred Forums can't talk about any characters in video games without going into sex shit some

You mean mods can't let anything related to video games slide.
Post dem secret characters.

Oh my, I thought those bangaas were in jail for using potions.

Yeah, blue mages know his stuff.

Marche accidentally broke a really severe red card law later on, and by that time, there were several bangaas there that he helped send to jail. You can only imagine what happened to him when he joined them himself.

Nah a full powered Sequencer is the strongest weapon in the game and Fighters can't equip it.

you mean when he murdered him

>full powered Sequencer
Have fun maxing it. I didn't.

Find a cute little moogle gal that's open mined about dating a hulking guy like me.

Look at that sexy dude or girl.

No lie, fem Moogles are really cute.
Would kiss.

Getting Opportunity commands isn't that hard or grindy

Blue mage knows he is the best class.

They took a while for me. Besides, Opportunity Commands are almost never as good as other options when you're fighting.

You cant murder something less than human and furfags arent human.

I hope you realize that being a Blue Mage involves letting monsters murder you a couple of times, along with committing suicide.

Careful there user. That sounds like something a lot of criminals say.

I actually meant to attach this picture to show I wasnt totally serious but I accidentally removed it.

You wanna make an omelet you gotta break some eggs.

Been a lot longer than a year now.

In Ivalice the egg casts magic russian roulette and kills you. Better learn Re Raise or cough up the dough for an Angel Ring.

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is there a mod for skyrim were i can be something like this?

It's okay everyone in Ivalice gets better unless they're in the no-law's land.

I would bang a Viera as soon as possible

>Angel Ring
>Self Destruct

There wasn't a better feeling

Time goes by fast.
Undertale came out over a year ago.

Depends on the situation, if you've got only one enemy in range a double attack is meh, surrounded by 3 then you're tripling your damage. I think there was also a barrier buff.

>undertale gets posted
>straight up barafaggotry gif loaded with crops flashing by
>thread fucking dies
Interesting. I know how to ruin threads now.

Haste was the only good one other than the barrier buff.
Neither of them lasted long enough to be worth it. Lots of quests are only fun of you prolong the suffering.

We all went to go fap.

2D has been around long enough even before videogames that artists know how to give it soul.

3D is still "new"

What is the point of learning different combos? Is it just preference to which animation you want or is a level 2 job better than a soldier's combo?

>Burmecians

I was actually disappointed when Yugiri wasn't a delicious rat girl

This.

Wait hold up what's this bullshit about TA Ivalice being fake?

How do you explain Montblanc reappearing in XII?

Top-tier looking husbandos, family. Shaking my head.

Nanomachines.

Can someone post that all girl Viera entertainment troupe from FFTA2? They were hot as shit

TA Ivalice was a replica/illusion that was based both on historical Ivalice (the presence of Montblanc etc.) and the experiences of the kids who read the book (the bullies from the snow fight being zombies).

Basically; FFTA Ivalice is a dream of the real Ivalice, personalized for Mewt and co.

>disliking Au Ra

pleb taste; never turn down sexual dimorphism when you can get it

I would be the new kid forever

I remember being really excited at the prospect of FFXIV being an MMO set in Ivalice.

>Variety of races that appeal to different audiences
>Clan based politics and world interaction
>Lore rich setting that's visually unique
>Established job system and classes

Instead we got "not FFXI" with WoWlite gameplay. Biggest disappointment.

I know the game is successful and good on its own merits. I'm just this buttmad about it because they teased FFXIV as "something completely unrelated to FFXI" before they unveiled anything about it.

That's disappointing? Is it like Dream Zanarkand? Does it exist somewhere in the real Ivalice?

It's annoying to think that little prick was right

It was just a construct of the grimoire they all read.

It's been a long-ass time since I last played TA2, but I'm fairly certain that the old mountain sage dude alluded to having that book, or something like it.

Grain of salt, I haven't cracked that cartridge in 4-5 years.

>pleb taste; never turn down sexual dimorphism when you can get it
But it's usually a bad "women look like humans while men are more altered". Though with Au Ra, both sexes look bad.

Philosophy is for nerds and pedophiles, Praise Escapism

When a supposedly different species just looks like a human who's cosplaying, something is wrong.

I thought Mewt had the book, and Luso read it. It sent Luso into the past instead of making a bad world, which would explain the better game mechanics.
Level 2 Jobs have better stats and skills. But they also have the best animations.
>Luso never got bangaa job access with his hume jobs
>he can never destroy his foes with sword of devastation skills
The animations where units swung a sword and a big explosion happened were the best. Couldn't go wrong with the classic.

Yup. I mean, I'd be okay with a not-human head, at the very least.

>It sent Luso into the past instead of making a bad world, which would explain the better game mechanics.

TOP FUCKING KEK

>Lord Marche, Emperor of the Holy Hume Empire has requested your help in the war agaisnt the unholy aliance betwen the Bangaas and Moguris.
>Join his army today, enlist on infantry, artillery or magic sciences and make Ivalice a better place for humes.
What you do Cred Forums?

Mewt just wanted a mom
Cid just wanted a wife
Doned just wanted legs
Ritz didn't want to be bullied for her hair

Marche is truly the worst FF villain

>What you do Cred Forums?
Join Marche, but actually be a spy for the Bangaa.

I nibble that exposed leg area of his.

Like this.

But really there is a confirmed female Bangaa in FF12 and she looks like a regular male. I was surprised they didn't give it tits.

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>all that fine art
>trickster at the top lookin like a fuckin Dr. Suess character

so, Cred Forums;

when did you realize that blue mage was the most patrician of classes?

But were you disappointed?

You were only surprised? I'd be disappointed.
>that bangaa pus pus

Such an asshole. Triggered by the fact that Doned gets treated better than him because of handicap.
>b-but I wanted to be treated just like you
Marche had such a good life compared to his friends and brother and is still complaining.

Actually no. I was glad they didn't give it tits. Seeing as the race was based on reptiles.

I've heard Japanese have not much respect for cripples. I wonder how true that is. But I see this selfish kind of character commonly in media and it makes me wonder about the actual attitudes of people who make these characters and think that anyon could ever sympathize with or relate to them.

Good man.

Team up with OP pic because if you stick with Ezel you'll always be in trouble but you'll never die.

I'm not sure what I'd do other than constantly try to get into the witch of the fens' steamy black cauldron if you know what I mean.

But he's still not wrong, even if he's arguing from the wrong place

you have to go back, doned

Fair enough. I'm glad they chose to retain their integrity rather than take the easy way out of sexual dimorphism, even if the degenrate in me loves lizard tits.

Pic related, attractive female lizard race that doesn't rely on breasts.

Well the first time I played the game a didn't see all his potential and missed the oportunity to learn most of his skills, also learning them is somewhat tedious to be quite honest.
Now I see hos stylish he is, thanks Cred Forums.

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>I've heard Japanese have not much respect for cripples.

I'm actually inclined to believe that.

cnn.com/2016/07/25/world/japan-knife-attack-deaths/

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What else?

exhentai.org/s/96fdb35960/23312-31

I'm glad the St Ivalice is just Ivalice in a magic-dead future theory is picking up.

Fucking Grimoire worlds man...

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is that Enhanced Edition or some mod/demo of 2?

I certainly don't remember that being an option for launch D:OS

Blue mage

Oh well thanks anyway. At least you cared.

Man I knew he had all the bitches and hoes.

Blue Mage: learn to cast EVERYTHING

including the spell to make Black Mage throw up his intestines

If she ate those crackers, would it be cannibalism?

I spent a good while looking for it myself. I am also disapointed.

Yea, I've been interested in D:OS2.

Will try it out. Might make a male human with female lizardfolk pair.

It's from D:OS2's early access. They animated them pretty well, too. A lot of the gestures and mannerisms seem inspired by lizard-like behavior, which is great.

Anyway I didn't want to derail from the OP topic too much.

That crossdressing trickster that is always fought with gender sensitive laws.

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I got penalties two times fighting him, fuck him and his tumblr fighting rules.

Is it wrong if I think she looks cute?

Am I a furry?

i always wanted to fuck that lizard guy

My fucking dick

Gria were great, I don't know what you're on about

They don't have enough jobs for fancy ability combos but they ignore elevation, can wear ribbons by default, and have an array of basic but strong and useful abilities as raptors and ravagers so they don't really need much else

Same, sadly we only got the weird mutant instead.

>Is it wrong if I think she looks cute?
Nope.

>Am I a furry?
Why should that matter?

No, you're just a xenophile.

Sauce?

I don't want to seem like a degenerate to strangers on the internet.

Oh well nevermind then.

>Not wanting to fuck best advisor.

this is a scalie household

Ivalice is objectively the best universe to ever come out of Squeenix.

Liked Adele? Wtf

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Depends on your definition of furry, user.

Some people take it to mean anyone who is attracted to anthropomorphic characters.

Other people only apply it to those who create fursonas and actively seek to be a part of the furry community.

Either way it's not something that's worth worrying about.

Hey fuck you I like Adele's singing.

I would be free. I would not have any worldly obligations. I would not have bills or be locked down in a shitty job. I would shack up with a chill guild do some shit and just enjoy life.

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Man to this day I can't understand why Luso didn't even attempt to see if he could bring anyone to the modern world with him.

I guess they'd probably wither without any ambient myst but maybe he'd have a new dad and a hot girlfriend instead if they just became some sort of modern day equivalent.

becom a dual wielding blue mage
fuck Gria and pic realated if possible

good taste

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Find a qt dom dragon or bunny and be their sex slave for the rest of my life.

If its escapism may as well go all the way.

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which one is FFTA i've barely played FF

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FFTA is FFTA you dweeb.

As I am now in Ivalice I seek the Zodiac Stones and conspire to sow the seeds of conflict throughout the land in order to prepare a blood sacrifice great enough to resurrect the Blood Seraph and her Lucavi, seeking vengeance upon the gods that damned us so.

And I fuck that skellington.

Tactics Advance, got it. have to play that one some time

I can tell already, you're gonna hate the law system and drop the game because you won't see how you can manipulate it, or how you can use it against the AI.

Howd the hell this get deleted so fast when other threads stay up for hours.

so fucking comfy

Join Khamja and help them assassinate all you other fucks spoiling my fucking magical adventure by sealing your Judges.

I don't understand anything you just said but you're wrong

Kill myself to wake up. It is all just a dream, right?

It got deleted in like 5 seconds but is still up 2 hours later.
Not sure how that works.

I want to kiss Ezel

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I'd still just be the cook. I'd cook.

That horrid feeling when you can quite possibly do anything on the computer but cant get past the panda. Even after making that account and doing that shit, even trying to use the handicap ez mode extension. Holy fuck why must my dick pay for my ignorance.

are male viera just seperate or are they a second class citizen that only makes their appearance when the ladies wanna fuck

>we're too lazy to refit all these armor models to long faces or other reptilian features
>so instead you get midlanders with a skin condition

I'm pretty sure that Tactics takes place in the far future after some catastrophe happens and the only intelligent race that survives are Humes, and they regress to a medieval level society.

I remember that one B&W piece where a bangaa was fucking his ass while a Viera was licking both their cocks.

Replica? No that's not how grimoires work. It was the real thing, it's just that grimoires are mutable.

Montblanc in FFTA2 remembers everything that happened in FFTA.

That was linked.
Ive actually seen a lot of Bangaa porn thats not on e621. Didnt save any though.

Yeah, I didn't scroll through the whole thread first. But god damn it gets me hard as fuck every time.

I thought that Viera were born from trees and that Male Viera did not exist and that the concept art is just a possibility they considered for retconning Viera into ARR as a playable race with two sexes.

the Gran Grimoire in FFTA transforms St Ivalice into a fascimile of a videogame world. the one in FFTA2 (Grimoire of the Rift) actually transports Luso to the real Ivalice.

Luso had no motivation for going home other than just because, not that the world was an illusion or anything

They look different between games implying it's not the same book. the one in FFTA is a big puzzle game looking book while the one in FFTA2 just had big embellishments on it.

>Am I a furry?

Probably a scaly

the FFTA2 grimoire.

The style for each book is consistent in their own games so I would continue to say they're different books.

Yeah no that's bullshit. It's a magical book in a world where entire continents are made of books. It can do whatever it wants, including create an entire new nation just at the whims of some kid it can use.

>Waifu dies
>Comes back as a zombie
>A sentient zombie, that can talk and use logic
>Better kill her lol, put that bitch in the ground where she belongs, cant be havin none of that suffering shit

What a jackass.

At least we have waifu2x

She was never his waifu though. Her love for him was unrequited because he was nothing but jealous of her talent. Also he poisoned her in the first place.

and it does so by transforming the world to his whims, at the cost of using the life force of those in said world to sustain it. everything in the world created by the Gran Grimoire is an illusion.

Luso was in no mortal danger by using the Grimoire of the Rift, he's physically transported to a place called Ivalice. There's nothing required of him to 'sustain' it because it's just there.

Illua also has a grimoire of her own proving that these books aren't unique.

The grimoire exists as both a world and a book within itself at all points in time of said world. It has the power to transform the world BECAUSE it is the world and it does not need to sustain the world, only the spells it weaves.

FFTA managed to be the only game where Blue Mages were ever worth a shit.

For me it was the only reason I won the final battle. I was down to my last guys, and the boss was immune to all the elements that were on my party's weapons.

The only option left, was Blowup. And it worked.

I beat the game by self destruct.

>you will never experience ffta for the first time again

fuck man this game is so nostalgic. now I want to play it again. making a god mode paladin was so dope

Funnily enough, blue mage dominates all jobs in FFXI right now

>inb4 mmo fag

Have fun grinding through battles to get double sword.

and linking for acacia hat. I remember using that with genji shit and nagrarok and Excalibur 2. Fucking op

I found it funny that the official art for Paladin always has him dual wielding even though it's not a native skill, as if they already knew that was the meta

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The plot of this "villain" was so bad it genuinely made me mad.

what was even her deal anyways

She just wanted to be more powerful, thats it.

wait why is dual weilding for a paladin better than with a fighter?

THROW ME A FUCKING POTION ALREADY FUCK

Knight swords

Paladin got access to better weapons and gear overall iirc

I thought fighters had the higher attack stats though. Weird.

Correction: she wanted to be the hero of her own tale, her own world, he own GRIMOIRE. But the only avenue she thought there was, was power.

Paladins have the highest stat swords in the game. The only things close were like ayuvier and its partner sword or something like that I think.

They have higher growth in attack sure, but Knight Swords are just plain better swords.

You can level up the character as a fighter up to lvl 50 if you want that sick stats, but you still have to go paladin for those swords and armor.

Gear means a lot. Talwar is one of the bigger reasons Blue Mage was so good in FFTA2. Really high power for a curved sword so a dual talwar magick frenzied quaking Blue Mage was nothing to scoff at.

also if you had sufficient enough autism you could grind sequence to insane lengths though I don't remember the jobs on it

Go on an adventure with some Bangaa dude and slowly morph our friendship into something more.

I mean I could go to a whorehouse but I'de rather get a good partner instead of just indulge. Becoming a judge would be endgame, safe comfy job.

Well shucks howdy. I stand corrected.

Underrated class right here. Fun as fuck to field one of these fuckers. Optimization is for Mewts.

No fuck you, armor and defense stats are more important for those missions where you can only use one unit or those missions where it all ends if Marche fucks up and dies like Jads missions.
Don't you ever reply to another ffta thread because you know SHIT about video games.

Why is Conceal such a fun skill? I mean it's just invisibility, but it fucks with the AI so much

thinking of doing a shitty/unused jobs run of ta2. green mage comes to mind...

Thoughts on optimal mediocre team composition?

>TFW Rasping with an elemental spear against your entire back line wearing elemental absorption gear.

Just make Green Assassins and use tranq'd last breaths.

The last time I played ffta was like 8 years ago but ok dude

I was just playing around dude.

>if Marche fucks up and dies

actually it's more likely for Marche to accidentally do something like get a critical counter and kill someone when the law is "no pushing" leading to an instant game over

Someone make a new thread

>Implying being furries that fuck is somehow incompatible with going on adventures
Your loss, I'm going on a fuckventure with my bunny waifu.

I don't get why people are against indulging in their weird sexual fantasies in another world. If it's with another intelligent being I see no issue. Same person would probably be fine with just going around raping and pillaging in the same setting so I honestly don't see the issue.

>become a monk
>become bros with balthier
Sure

Kemonomimi is barely even furry anyways