Are you ready to admit that Infinite is a great game?

it got boobs in it

>button it

I admitted it first time I played it (pirated in 2015), never really cared about the Cred Forums butthurt.

fuck I love her

There is literally nothing wrong with Infinite. It's a very good game.

So do lots of other games that don't shit themselves in every single department of design.

technically yes
I think it's a poster type thing for bioshag trinity

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It usually happens when somebody likes a game

Ding!

I unironically enjoy the gameplay and the story. Peer pressure won't ever change that.

How many times do you think Ken Levine has weepily masturbated to Elizabeth?

Its fine.

Solid 6.

Good aesthetics.

QT Waifu.

Derivative samey gameplay.

Ghost boss a shit.

I'm ready to admit I've literally spent double the time masturbating to Elizabeth than I did playing the game, and I beat the game.

Smoking is a instantaneous turn off for me

No, but I still want to fuck Elizabeth

For shitposting reasons and to start an Elizabeth thread.

The beginning of Infinite is really cool. Walking around in that nice looking open area with all the carnival attractions, before the city goes to shit and everyone turns hostile. I lost interest when the city fell apart, I really wish they had let me explore the city more before it turned into a warzone.

Are you gay?

Weirdly, I liked the shooting in this game. I know people say it was average to bad , but maybe I just don't play that many FPS games. The powers and skylines sort of made it decent. Also nice art style.

On the other hand, the story was absolutely terrible and the levels were miserably linear.

Nope.

all it takes is just a minute now

it's a 5/10 at best. It's original concept art looked so fucking good it's sad what the final product was. That wasn't enough though, since the DLC retcons and shit on the previous games to top it off

Eleanor > Elizabeth

it never ceases to amaze me how /vg/ kept a general alive for years, even though it's a sp game.
Just because of Elizabeth.
The power of waifus, right there.

As a Bioshock game is complete shit. As its own is just average.

No, but I will admit Elizabeth is sexy AF.

>We could've had it all, but they made Elizabeth your daughter instead

this.

>terrible cough inducing body odor is heterosexual
Maybe it's time to chase the D then.

She doesnt do anything for me.
Is she for europeans?

Are you as dense as footfags? Some fetishes just do nothing people, especially as retarded as smoking. Do you get boners when people open doors? No? Are you gay?

>Is she for europeans?
You mean for patricians.

She's for people who want to fuck Disney princesses.

Excuse me, may I have the source for that, fellow patrician?

>Do you get boners when people open doors
turn the handle slowly you fucking bitch

no

moar

No, she's for heterosexuals.

Don't you fucking sexualize my daughter

>Cropped porn
A special place in hell for people like you.

Nicely drawn hair.
I love it more than the smut

You must be 18 or older to post on Cred Forums.

post some sfm of her

I'm going to FUCK your daughter.

I'm going to RAPE your daughter.

She reminds me of Miss Pauling from tf2

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this isn't a lewd board, user

I'm allowed to post on Cred Forums. Here are my credentials.

This.

I liked it ok. There were only 2 things that bothered me.

The enemies wouldn't respawn after you killed everyone in an area like they did in Bioshock 1 and 2. It made for long bits of boring exploration. I want to be engaged by an enemy at least once every 5-10 minutes.

Changing universes halfway through the game kind of bothered me too because it makes everything you do prior to the final universe meaningless. Felt like a huge middle finger in my face that nothing I did at any point mattered.

Otherwise I liked pretty much everything else about the game.

I'm ready to admit that i'd raise a family with her.

post some links to some sfm of her then

kys my man

>my man

u first

Infinite was an 8/10 AT BEST
The best thing to come out of it was the porn

GET OUT

>make Elizabeth attractive so that people will pay attention to her
>"NOOO DON'T SEXUALIZE ELIZABETH"
is Ken Levine retarded?

>coming into this thread wanting to talk about Bioshock
>it's full of porn and pervs

your franchise released a game that is only popular because of a waifu in it, the fuck did you expect?

Elizabeth is sexy, but I can't really masturbate to her. Dunno, I guess the daughter thing actually worked on me.

Too late.

in this very extreme case tumblr is your friend

what the fuck

Enemies would only respawn in BIoshock 1 when you left the area and returned. Since Infinite is much more railroaded than that, there's no point to it.

>mfw they used the shitty Liz body model for this.

You think that's bad? You should see what Lara gets herself into between adventures.

to be fair the ability to go back to old areas in BS1 was completely pointless

Nope after the vox populi win I turned it off.

so cute

no. Lara is pure and virginal. She has no knowledge of human reproduction and has never seen a penis before.

I'LL FUCKING TEAR YOU APART

DAHNALD
youtube.com/watch?v=Jc3Uo1ksF58

its really, really not
liz porn is good tho

The fact that FOW consistently wastes it's potential all the fucking time is a crying shame.

As soon as the developers make an appealing female character model.

Never going to replay it

I will replay Bioshock 2

she was raped though

That's not gonna save your daughter's virginity.

The sky aesthetic was shit. Bioshock 1 and 2 are decent because of the whole under water thing.

>bioshock infinite is almost 4 years old already
i remember the shitposting like it was yesterday

MY DAUGHTER STICKING HER NEEDLE THROUGH YOUR ABDOMEN AND THEN ABSORBING YOUR LIFE ESSENCE WILL

>hasn't seen a penis before

English women are one the biggest groups of whores in the world. They would shag a dog if it had money.

>tfw most of your Liz folder isn't sfw
feels pretty good man

>has never seen a human penis before.
ftfy

That would if your daughter wasn't a complete slut.

SHIIIIT Now I remember that doujin. Is it even finished yet? 5 Chapters so far.

Thanks user, i was playing this shit literally an hour ago, i knew i didn't need a break but i stoped playing just for a bit of shit and giggles, just remember that you just ruined the game for another user who likes Bioshock

Even Bioshock 1/2 had a pretty shit aesthetic. Of course I liked the awesome underwater sights, where you'd look out a window and see an underwater cityscape, it's pretty cool. It's just that the world you were navigating was ugly, plus it was filled with totally unlikeable enemies like this one.

How is she a slut if you almost never see her body?

>plus it was filled with totally unlikeable enemies like this one.
forgot picture

That is what makes her so slutty.

Burial at Sea Elizabeth was too tryhard. Original was better.

do not sexualize Lara

this

I don't like Infinite but gawddamn dem titties is rite

name?

>almost four years old
>still have six fucking months

She has zero personality and is pretty bland in the looks department. I have never understood the fixation on her.

Never even considered playing Infinite yet I have fapped to Elizabeth more times than I can count. Explain that athiests?

She pays attention to me unlike other girls

Laura's just hanging out with her horse friend.
Nothing sexual at all

Bottom left corner

elizabeth got me all dang hot and bothered which is more than I can say for anything else about it. I'd honestly be embarrassed to play it around other people. get too many boners yknow.

It's not that it's full of so many half-assed, contradictory elements, both in its story and gameplay that it remains on my shitlist, but the sheer pretentiousness it goes about with all of the above. At the end of the day, it's just a mediocre shooter with an identity crises.

I'm in the same boat, I just think she's really pretty and there is pretty good porn of her

sauce pls

>She has no knowledge of human reproduction and has never seen a human penis before penis before.
But she knows all about horse reproduction and horse penises.

not gonna lie that pic is pretty hot

>TheSecretWifeOfPets.webm

This suddenly makes everything so clear.

Dark hair, blue eyes and fair skin is literally the most god tier tier. It can't be helped.

I love this flash as much for introducing me to this song and the singer that sung it as I do for the porn with the dicks and vaginas and that one bit that's anal

I hate cropped porn too but you guys need to step up your sadpanda-fu

literally 1 minute to find it
exhentai.org/g/925301/dfac128488/

i've seen dat ass

what does does that "t." even mean

t. Newfig

Eh, I tried replaying it recently and couldn't get through it. Gameplay got stale pretty quick.

Bit of a shame really, Elizabeth is waifu tier.

She's a Disney princess with a dope ass fuck superpower. Waifuing her is just natural.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/alberto-barbosa
>The abbreviation “t.” represents the parting phrase “regards.”
youtube.com/watch?v=Y0e6MiTBk3c

post a source please, I can;t be blue-balled any longer

shits hard when its cropped and you don't recognize the artist. Looking at the tag s now though, the only thing I could maybe use is that its female:business_suit+english from assuming that that attire

thanks though

No.

I used:
english -color male:virginity nakadashi

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>implying you need to have a relationship with her to fuck her
you are fucking retarded, user

>going to that cancer incarnate version of ED
literally kill yourself

youtu.be/l_u18_BKczg

Uhh...just to clarify Eleanor isn't Johnny's daughter. She was kidnapped by Ryan industries and bonded with the now named Delta to fuck with Lamb.
In fact I don't think he ever cared for her, he just wanted to get the fuck out and go live a normal life again like Porter.

I already did admit in, years ago when it came out. Even 100% it, which is one hell of an accomplishment since they added those fucking Blue Ribbon Challenges.

>Lara is pure and virginal.

Nope, daddy taught her everything about her body.

heh

hahahahahahah
laughing at all you fucks
this is why video games are shit
cause their market is horny teens and horny old creeps
hahahahah
fucking stay lonely, you jerk it to pixels hahahahaha

No, and I never will be. It was garbage.

I jack it to wincest all the time but Eleanor is where I draw the line

If you can pick any character why this one? She isn't even crazy hot.
Why are so many people fixated on her?

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>t. Overweight, kissless feminist
Projection much you ugly cunt?

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Elizabeth is grade A Paizuri material.

NO NUDES OF KEN'S DAUGHTERFU

>Can see her boobs from the back
Amazing.

tfw not enough diaper porn

Posted this in the wrong thread

oh well

Alright time to fap boys

my.mixtape.moe/eprbmh.mp4

what is this

I remember the first one

Is this the sequel?

THE LITTLE SISTERS DAHNALD

Would you kindly link the full sauce user?

Easter egg in the game. In the final scene, wait for a tear to appear and then click on it.

>Booker still alive brings back Elizabeth and stops Fontaine from fucking Rapture. If only man.

that is the full video

shadezart.tumblr.com/

>my.mixtape.moe/eprbmh.mp4
Best SFM Fap 2016

>that skin texture
>beach ball tits

Infinite introduced that parallel/multiple universe thing, so that's a possible reality

But that Elizabeth was hunting down all Comstocks/Bookers and that's the only Booker to bail out into Rapture. And it was the last Comstock/Booker unless ken levines autistic input is null and void.

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Not to mention the perspective is totally wrong.

I don't know, man.

I'm gonna dream it

I find that disappointing but thank you nonetheless user.

Is this the new bomberman ? I didnt know hudsonsoft is still alive.

Having boners for Elizabeth =/= Good game

Awful game play compared to 1 & 2. Stale shooter. Useless plasmids.

Me too because it'd be fucking impossible for that Elizabeth to kill infinite comstocks and bookers. Even the ones that actually have happy lives in their universe.

You'll probably hate this then

>make full length well animated sfm pornos with sound
>it's all fucking bestiality/demon garbage

i still fap to it

Reminder that since Cred Forums is being deleted tonight at midnight, we have to keep Cred Forums alive with the official Cred Forums discord

discord.gg/rXFjPHU

autism

Now I want a sequel/spin off where you play as Elizabeth killing off every Booker/Comstock as she descends more and more into Punished Elizabeth after every kill.

>not having standards
Shit taste.

I've always wanted to make a sequel to this, but I haven't touched SFM in a year or so.

naughtymachinima.com/video/8680/sleeping-liz-360p

>standards
>jerking off to animations of plastic dolls

Infinite is only good for one thing and only one thing, anybody that actually praises the game is an underage, casual, who's only fps knowledge consists of the dozen versions of CoD on Xbox.

Because she's crazy hot.

Except I'm not the one defending shitty SFM plastic dolls.

Listen up Pepe, I

tits.

What's the source for this? Reverse search gives nothing

Sauce?

the-crackfox.deviantart.com/art/Midnight-Serenade-589529441

Since when did women need personality to get a guys dick hard?

desu I would murder and maul for a woman like Elizabeth.

Full sauce?

thank you kind user

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ken levine don't read this

elizabeth makes my willie hard

>stop raping my daughter pls

I'm ready to admit Liz is a slut. SLUT!

s1.webmshare.com/Wn6JD.webm

>Liz will witness the death of 4chin

>404

Anyone got the GIF or webm of Liz dancing?

stop spreading this dumb meme

Please spoonfeed, google images returns nothing

Weird, does this one work?

webmshare.com/d15EY

>last end of school year my little sister gets invited to prom by a chad
>it's noir themed
>she basically dresses lie BaS liz and my cock can barely take it
>slutty pics of her are all over her and chads instagrams
>I've been jerking off to my sister the entire summer
Waifus are a dangerous game

Infinite only started being fun when you got the Charge Aid upgrade, then the game becomes CUUHRAYZEE and actually fun.

share pls

>tfw we will never get answers for this and everyone will give this dumb game a pass for muh waifu

webmshare.com/qAq7r

Because Yahtzee likes it
youtube.com/watch?v=rciyCHa6J4o

INDEPENDENT THOUGHT ALERT

INITIATE [CALL HIM A FAGGOT] PROGRAM

It's okay so long as your sister is hot.

post pics

HER HEAD IS TOO BIG, IS SHE LIKE 5 FEET TALL OR SOMETHING?

took fucking long enough for this to get posted
it's not only average to bad, it's some of the worst I've ever seen. That's including counter and weapon design though; I guess the shooting itself IS average, but considering how fucked up retarded the weapon balancing, upgrading, and enemy ai and design is it's almost as bad of a shooter experience as possible

she's definitely hot, I've been trying to hint at her doing a proper Liz cosplay but I don't want to come off as more of a basement dweller than I already am

Some people just have big heads

post pics faggot

I want to cum inside that specific iteration of Elizabeth.

nah, mainly because she's a dumbass who posts personal information all over the fucking place. Reverse searching a single image would have one of you faggots knocking on my door in 20 minutes

So draw on the pictures in paint so they can't be reversed searched?

i want to jerk off to your sister.

Half the shot on there is explained in game, the other half is because they need to shoehorn the plot in a specific direction.

The game has enough problems without people pretending easily answered questions are legitimate criticism.

TLDR: Whoever made that pic is retarded

crop it real close

Sharing is caring, senpai.

Blur the face if you have to but DO IT FAGGOT.

I'll make a cum tribute for her

degenerate but good post
post pics tho

You managed to somehow get cucked by your own little sister?

Six years must've seemed like a sufficient moratorium to him

she's definitely aware she's doing it and it's fucked up

Story made no sense and pretended to be smart
The gameplay itself was boring corridor shooter
The art style was bland
Overall felt like a chore. Glad I played it for free

pics.
otherwise you're just a faggot lying for attention

im more interest on the sauce of the image family

I started but never finished all of the Bioshocks. Like Dishonored, something about the art/vibe I just couldn't get into. Story wasn't interesting enough to look past it.

are you ever going to post pics or not fag?

Who the fuck is johnny? Do you mean jack?

Johnny Topside is the nickname of Delta

you don't need a TLDR for one sentence.

wait, i thought jack was delta. Do they talk about jack at all in 2?

>wanting to talk about bioshock:infinite
I don't believe you

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It's a god damn shame that BAS Elizabeth doesn't have as much porn as normal Elizabeth. It's even worse that now Overwatch SFM is the flavor of the month given how fucking shit the models are.

It's okay but it shouldn't have been an FPS. The game is narrative driven and focused and the FPS combat adds nothing to that narrative.

Not per say but there is a church/cult that worships him for killing Ryan.

They have pictures of the plane crashing and I think of Jacks chain tattoos.

No Delta was a random scuba diver who was caught at the lighthouse; they couldn't let him go or else he'd tell the government about Rapture so they experimented on him instead and he ended up being a prototype Big Daddy.

Then he gets shot in the fucking head with a Luger.

Poor bastard.

I was hoping that, despite how shitty the remasters came out, more BAS Elizabeth porn would be made.

he's mentioned in audio logs, but none of the characters you talk to face to face mention him, so it's possible he never comes up in a playthrough.
The audio log he's mentioned in was by lamb and it shows that she got the idea of turning rapture into a hivemind from Jack succeeding in killing ryan

animopron
there you go my friend

At the beginning of the game you can overhear some splicers talking about what he's up to. One thinks he's partying up topside, incinerating anyone who gives him lip. Another thinks he saved all the little sisters and acted like a good two shoes. The third doesn't care and tells the other two shut up.

Mah dick!

I really liked it, one of the best endings I've ever experienced in vidya.

My one complaint would be the removal of the upgrade mechanics from the previous games.

Why is she sweating so much.

It's shit and anyone that likes it is subhuman trash.
Its only value is to identify people with proper taste in video games.

>skin texture
>Weird nipples
>Bad perspective
>femdom shit

>thinking a character is hot and fapping to them is the same as waifuing them
If that were the case I would have 300,000 waifus

its mid summer

Fuck, there's just something about belly chains that makes my dick DIAMONDS.

Especially when they're on tight bodied QT22/7s IRL or otherwise.

They're incredibly hot, that's all there is to it.

Are you ready to admit that X7 is a great game?

Wait a minute, that shitpost....

I've even seen a few on some THICKE grillz that had the same effect.

So:

Bodystockings
Leggings
Bellychains
Waxed pussies/assholes
Grills with 'Big Brother Complexes'
Girls with are fit but have that 'Girl next door' look.

That pretty much covers everything I would fuck into oblivion.

They are emphasize the waist.

Infinite have some terrible flaws that don't bother some people but bother other people too much.
So no, you're not convincing those people that the game is good because the flaws make the game too bad for em.

Of course, part of the problem of infinite is that those flaws were also found in several, SEVERAL other games of the time, so someone that came from repeated frustration of those games just saw the things in it as well and dropped it hard.

is that one guy every going to post pics of his sister?

When I first saw her make that pose, it was the cutest thing I had ever seen in my life

Yeah now I'm never going to do it

It's kinda of hot but I'm just not beta enough to dig it.

where can i find sfm with models like this
not the ingame model THESE models

I really want to hit her in the mouth with a brick. Not for any particular reason.

She kind of has a holier than thou look going on.

I really want to hit her in the mouth with my dick.

>weak plot with poor writing and a bad ending
>bad and unstaisfying gunplay which makes up the vast majority of the gameplay
>vigors are shit
>bad boss fights
>one of which is recycled multiple times
>game is easy as fuck even on 1999 mode or whatever it was called
>good art direction
>bad graphics

Yeah, nah. Far, far from a great game. Weakest of the ___shock titles.

That explains it.

>pigeon toe
DROPPED

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youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg

Anyone know the sauce?

>a daughter is fine too

I thought original original Liz looked the best, Infinite Liz looked bad and Burial at Sea was all right.

As someone who hasn't played it but knows the ending and somewhat enjoyed the previous Bioshock games. I'd from what I know the game must be pretty fun and thrilling until the end when you get one of the worst cliché endings you could possibly have. Seriously a let down that one is. Also I heard the puzzles are shit but as far as everything else does i'd say 8/10 without finishing 5/10 game if you finish it.

those boobs look like rocks

I jerked of to Elizabeth at least 20 times but never played a bioshock game

this, op is prob faggot or female

Why is there so little good quality porn of her?

More than any other western character.

Dave?

Yeah?

go to sleep Aaron.

>the saga is over

this bittersweetness

HOOO

cause everybody's using her worst outfit instead of the one that's literal perfection with the ponytail

anyone?

I do know, but since you posted that .gif I'll be a dick and not tell you.

Do you not like icecream?

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The game as itself is great, but it's the worst Bioshock game.
>people know this but will this thread still nets 280+ replies.

I can't save it.

Reason: My dick isn't that big, making self inserting a literal impossibility.

Wait wtf, I played all Bioshock's several times and don't remember this part

>bullet sponge enemies and on rails shooting makes a great game

>licking pussy

Nah

After replaying Bio1 and 2, I can safely say infinite isn't even a quarter of the game those are.
What a fucking mess.

Nah, it's great

She's quite the cutie, isn't she?

>liz thread
>gotta go run an errand
fug

Core franchise features missing from Infinite:

>hacking
>carrying more than 2 weapons
>ammo types
>security systems, cameras
>neutral enemies that can be used to your advantage
>visual representation of the weapon upgrades on the model
>about half the original plasminds, 90% of them are stun+damage
>physics engine, every object in nailed down
>complex multi-floor level design with tons of optional rooms

It's pretty funny that Levine made THIS and expected people not to want to fuck it.

Delete this

I just noticed she looks like one of my teachers , except she had freckles and green eyes

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Is that what that is?

fuck this is pretty hot. wish this was futa though. is there a futa version?

Yeah, the first scene has booker talking and moaning with her, and really kind of a turn off but still fapable