Cred Forums, I'm currently looking for a game to take up my spare time, any suggestions? I'm willing to try out whatever

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So VA-11 Hall-A has peaked my interest, I'm gonna check it out.
Thanks dude.

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I saw that happen in real life once, and that spurdo picture popped into my head and I laughed like a retard.

No problem, I just listed stuff from my steam library that I kept installed
If you have a steam controller, try using my config.

Been playing Maximo. Do that.

What's the context of this image of the pizza?

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Damn good taste user

If you have good hardware, this game.

I swore from the thumbnail that this game was named "AAAAAAAAA"

I met a guy named
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
on xbox live once

he was pretty cool

i knew it was skygunner from the thumbnail but now i cant unsee that.

i dont get the chance to post this .gif as much. thanks for the thread

FRONT-LOADED ANVILS

Well well well look who decided to finally adopt my Pizza Boy meme.

This is now the only meme you can ever use.

WHAT IF LARA HAD BREAST CANCER?!

thanks you little bitch now i can't unsee that

trumpposting in Cred Forums

I'm a real pizza delivery guy
My suggestions are
>Shovel Knight
>Any of the classic megamans if you haven't already
I'm also looking for something to kill time if anyone has any suggestions, preferable something you can emulate on a shitty computer and something that has rpg elements but thats not neccessarily an rpg
also give me all your pizza questions

>also give me all your pizza questions
Why should I tip you just so your employer doesn't have to pay you as much?

you dont have to tip. you never *have*

I delivered Pizza for two years and never felt entitled to a tip even though it happened almost every time and I made double minimum wage just in cash

Damn american pizzas are so shtit

You say that, but others do bad things to my pizza when I don't tip.

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>How will I affirm my cock loving lifestyle without my faggy kale on pita bread "authentic Italian" pizzas?

Italians came to America and perfected pizza, eat shit you faggot.

Waiter here, that sounds like a restaurant thing, not a pizza thing.

if you're a regular and don't tip that'd pretty fucking shitty. Regular, good, familar service should be treated with some extra cash. Not a lot. Maybe even like $2 each time. but stiffing as a regular is real cheap

I would go fucking insane with furniture like that in my home. Probably would eat it after a day.

Do you like Twin Peaks? Play the game! It's called Deadly Premonition. Be sure to look up a guide to get the infinite submachine gun as early as possible.
Do you hate Twin Peaks? Skip Deadly Premonition.

That's a spicy meme

Why does is it cheaper to buy a kilo of Peruvian marching powder than get 3+ toppings on a pizza.

>Want pizza
>Pizza costs around $20
>No coupons
>Don't get pizza

Most of the pizza posts in this thread are fucking franchise pizza (i.e. Papa Johns, Dominoes, Little Caesar's).

Real pizza places have italian sounding names and mexicans working the back kitchen. Giovanni's, Enzio's, Napoli's etc. Places that were owned by the current owners father or grandfather and are staples of the town's food culture. Those are the true pizza places. Too bad you only get GOOD pizza unless you on the East Coast or live near Chicago.

because they pay us less then minimum wage (5 dollars and some change) and the cost of upkeeping a car for delivery is very expensive.
I've had to change several parts in my car, such as:
>Fan
>Radiator
>Starter
>Battery
>Tires
>The breaks like a million times due to the inner city traffic
just to name a few
I'm lucky that I'm an ameature mechanic and was able to fix all those things myself. Mechanic shops boost the price up so much, its fucking robbery
Seriously, if you don't want to tip, then just pick up the food yourself and stop shitposting on Cred Forums
Cars are expensive and keeping them running right is expensive
pick up your own food unless you're a manchild that doesn't know how to drive. We remember our regulars, especially if you don't tip

If you want something just to pour endless time into just get into WoW or FFXIV

???

Large pie costs like 14 bucks for like 18''s nigga, stop going to fucking Papa Johns.

>eating a pizza backwards
AND PEOPLE WILL VOTE FOR THIS MADMAN

Never watched the show. What was he mad about?

>Pizza costs around $20

>That Canadian feel

But hey, I can alawys go get a floor cleaner tasting pizza from Little Caesar's for only $5!

Can affirm this guys statement. Delivery boys make shit money but live off of tips. Usually the Pay you get goes to gas or maintenance because you're not fucking Fedex or UPS you use your own car for your deliveries.

However you do get most of the food that doesn't get sold at the end of the night, depending on how much of a faggot your night shift manager is.

>He doesn't remember the stuffed crust shilling of old

Everyone quick a rare pizza boy is here get him fastly!

wife pushed him away when he tried to reach out and be more involved with his family.

I like this meme more than that old and moldy frog one is there more? haha

Papa Johns isn't expensive. You can get a large for around 10 all the fuckin time.

of course my friend

Fucking hell user. It looks like he's got a tray of bacteria.

Dishonored if you don't mind unfinished games

>live in a state where we have 4 pizza places down every street in every town, real pizza places, not papa jons or dominios
>drop by a nice mom and pop pizzeria every week for a $13 large pizza
>they start remembering me and make the pie in advance
>feel bad that they do this and go there even when I don't want pizza
>house is full of pizza and want to die

Meanwhile in the UK, pizza costs the equivalent of about $50. For one large pizza. Yeah, seriously.

and ruined

you frogposters are the new mlp forcing it into everything

so much for that new meme I guess

next time you go in mention how you're going out of town for a bit and you don't know when you'll be back

I work at a papa murphy's, and with our employee discount I can get a sort of large pizza for $2.50
I love pizza

honestly, that's how they make their money. I don't make the prices man, and I don't agree with them all the time. I work at Domino's and a local pizza shop, and they both over charge for toppings. Sorry dude, wish i could help.

Thanks for backing me up. I'm lucky enough to own a Toyota, so my car doesn't have a lot of problems with the engine (which I know can add up). But seriously, something new breaks on my car every week. Sure I make good money with the tips, but it's not without its consequences. I reiterate, if you don't want to tip, then just pick up the food. Not only is it a waste of my time delivering to you, but it's a waste of money, cause i'm in competition with the other drivers, and while I take the shitty delivery that doesn't tip, my co-workers could be out there making better money

Damn senpai what a same baka what do you get paid an hour desu senpai baka am i kuwaii oni-chan I paid 5$ for a badass pepperoni pie earlier

Play pathologic HD. It's an investigation game. It's very good.

I don't get why that pic made me kek so much

>haha if we make his pizza in advance he will be forced to buy it or feel guilty!

Fucking jews strike again

Ur doing it wrong. Go to pizza gogo get special £2 pizza deal and beg for free chilli + tomato sauce.

just stop going there for a bit, say stuff was happening in your personal life or some shit. No one cares. If there's a left over pizza all the employees eat it. If not, it takes a couple seconds to make a pizza it's not like its a real loss to the company

Hearing it from the horse's mouth that the pricing for toppings is fucked is actually strangely comforting.

The only place near me that delivers is Dominos, but it's so close to my house I just pick it up.

Deals for pick up mon-thurs so I usually grab one during the week if I'm feeling like salt and garlic

Why the fuck does that cake exist. All that fondant can't be anything but disgusting.

Why? So your employer doesn't have to pay you as much?

Fight with wife.

Sucks to suck. Order from local places instead of chains.

>Local Irish pub/NY style pizzeria
>20" 2 topping pizza for $15
>Tastes better than chains and the semi-famous local place that was on Good Morning America
>Open until 3:01 AM
>Drivers don't get lost like the mouth breathers from Dominos

How about now

I know a guy who delivers to a military base and he says the tips are awesome. Depending on what orders you get you do make a bit more money than the other drivers.

Too bad that if its a black person you're fucked regardless.

Because people are artsy autistic faggots that want to show off rather than eat delicious caek.

Hmmm, well let's see...
>If you don't tip us and we don't like you we can fuck with your food
>Most of the time a driver is sent out on more than one delivery at a time, and if we know you don't tip we'll go to you last.
Honestly if you don't tip, fuck you. Even 2 dollars would help. Haven't you seen the opening seen to Reservoir Dogs? Delivery Driving is the male equivalent to waitressing. It's the one job that any man can get and support his family and shit. Not everyone has their parents supporting them if shit goes wrong. If you can't support that, then pick up the food yourself you lazy fucking bastard

>pepe
>new meme

get the fuck out newshit

Stop almost-copying my meme's name right now

I thought it read AAAAAAAAA

pizza was late, but it wasn't on the house

It's 2016 nobody gives a flying fuck about your "meme" you tard

>asking to save a pic
ah, the good old days.

>That blue tint
Were they celebrating an abortion?

Where the fuck do you live? It's £17 for a large pizza which is like $30.

stop it, you're making me all tingly

So I should tip because you'll either fuck with my food or deliver to me last, but somehow I'm the asshole even though your employer makes up for what you don't get if you don't get enough to hit minimum wage?

It's funny you say that, cause black people are the worst fucking tippers ever, Idk if it's cultural or genetic, because every fucking black person doesn't tip. Maybe they feel like they're owed something for slavery, but I'm fucking spanish, and my ancestors never owned slaves, if anything they were slaves too.

Also in regards to the first thing you said, there's no navel bases around me, but there area a couple regualrs that tip good. but on that same note, there are a couple regualrs that tip bad. For instance, the nearby charter school orders 20 pizzas every day at 12:00 (lunch time, right when it gets busy during the day) and they never tip. They sell the slices to the kids at the school for 3 dollars each and we give them a special discount for 7 dollars a pie. They make a huge profit every day and don't fucking tip. instead they waste my time during the busiest time of the day

>$30 for a fucking pizza

Well you sure showed him

PJ employee here.

If you ask for the specials, we'll tell you what were offering. You just have to know what to say and what you're looking for to get what we can give you.

Babies are all kinds of terrifying when they're seconds old. All the wrong color, mis-shappen head, covered in piss and shit and amniotic fluid, wrinkly, screaming... Seriously, they're spoopy looking monsters.

You've got it backward. Chains are for when you want a large pizza for $5. Local places are for when you want to pay a premium for real, quality pizza.

> tfw I worked as a pizza delivery boy during summer
> was provided a Clio 4, about 2k bucks for a month, and a free drink and pizza everyday if I wanted to.
> and made ~700 bucks off tips

God I'd love to pull her ears while I fuck her doggy

I dunno where you live but I can get local pizza cheaper than chain pizza. With the exception of Little Caesar's, but then I might as well not be having pizza at all if I'm going to go there.

>north london
>get 15" pizza for 10 pounds
wagwan for the mandem

It's not fucking 50 that's for sure

this is so Cred Forums it hurts.

If you don't apologize right now your mother will die in her sleep tonight and you'll think of that one really embarrassing thing you did that makes you want to kill yourself.

me neither. my sides haven't returned yet

You obviously haven't been on Cred Forums recently, it's 50% gay porn and 50% "facebook fap", with 1 YLYL that is just banana pictures.

>get paid less than minimum wage
>money is made up for in tips
>if it doesn't then your employer makes up for it
Actually I pick up my own food specifically so I don't have to tip. It's not even that expensive to tip, I'm just against the idea that I should have to pay you because you got a shit job.

Dominos and Papa Johns consistently have deals for $6-8 pizzas. The closest to that in real pizza I've found is a place in my old neighborhood that had a large 1-topping pie for something like $9 one day a week. Usually you're paying $12-16, so double the cost of chain pizza.

>Dominos and Papa Johns consistently have deals for $6-8 pizzas.
I generally don't get smalls.

i want to know if there is actual porn in it

>charges money for delivery
>it isn't used to pay for the delivery
no, fuck that and fuck your jew boss
i do carryout my pizzas and even then these fucks hand me a slip to fill out for my tip when the cc doesn't even require signature. fuck off and get a real job, stop enabling these bottom feeders. if you like the delivery gig then do package delivery, they have unions, company vehicles, etc.

>yuropean """"pizza""""

>order a 10 dollar pizza online
>2 dollars in tax
>3 dollars in delivery fee
>plus tip

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Fun tip: that sugar tastes like shit for those wondering.

I get two large bizzas for 8 dollarinos my dude

Wrong again bitch
My employer doesn't make up for what I don't make if I don't make minimum wage.
If there's no deliveries, then I'm just making 5 dollars an hour, which is common during the day or if assholes don't tip (i.e. you)
I get paid less than minimum wage, because not only does my employer, but the entire state of Florida, expects me to get tipped while on the job (It's a state law you cheap bitch)
Pair that with what I said about maintaining a car and you can see that delivery drivers depend on tips.
Besides if you piss us off enough, we know your adress and phone number. By not tipping, you're witholding money that we need to support our families. Every drivrer takes it differently, but personally, I've fucked with customers that were douchebags before, I can't wait till you get yours

There is tits in it.

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>Florida
Sucks to suck. Get a better job or move.

I would go just to see what the fuck is going on there.

>$5/h
I make 11.25 an hour for making pizzas

>no one makes their own pizza from scratch
It's like you guys enjoy eating cardboard. Not like it's hard, flour-water, throw on pan, sprinkle toppings, cook.

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Armpits

Not him, but I'm going to explain to you how tipping pizza drivers works.
Hopefully you will understand and this will change your perspective on things.

When drivers get to the store, the store will give them money. This money is the stores money, and it's mainly for cash exchange with customers asking for delivery.
Every time a driver goes on a delivery, they must have change for the cash deliveries. This is where tips come in, because when a customer gives them a $20 for an $18 order, and says to keep the change, that $2 goes to a tip.
The food industry found out this crazy mechanic. People literally give out money for no reason as "tips".

Restaurants don't make a lot of money. It's not McDonalds or Burger King where you get 1000 customers a day, pizza places, depending on how busy the store is, will get probably less than 100 customers a day. Sometimes WAY less.
So, because of this, the food is expensive. That's why you're paying $20 for one pizza. That money also goes to the workers that work there. When the store isn't busy, the labor (money workers are getting paid from) is super fucking high.

So, in order to combat this, a system was created in which delivery drivers will make less money while on the road delivering a pizza, because they're supposedly supposed to make the money up in tips.
If you don't tip, someone else will.

You don't have to stress on this. You literally don't have to tip. And if you do tip, you tip whatever you feel like tipping - it's your choice.

I hope you and everyone else understand this, now.
I work in a pizza place, I don't drive, but I do feel bad when my coworkers, who are generally fun people to be around, not only make way less than me, but also make no tips at all for driving their car all the way to someones house they don't even know.

If everyone was a cook then there wouldn't be demand doofus.

Thanks it's a fresh and tasty meme again.

>have to order a least 2

Pizza pits

Just bought dying light.
Holy shit it's fun.
It's what dead island should have been.
The parkour is a little clunky, not as free as Mirrors edge but it's still great.

Psychos like you is why I never tip

Sounds like the industry fucked you over.

>shit job
If you had half a brain, you'd get a delivery job. It's better than just plain minimum wage

I didn't invent the delivery charge, that's some cheap shit made by the companies. I get gas money, but that's not a fraction of the delivery cost in most cases. Also if you tip in carry out it goes to the person ringing you out, fyi

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I fucking swear I made that card when I was 4 and played too many FPS games

Local is better and cheaper/comparable. The only thing chains offer is a fancy website to order from.

Could use some meat but that actually does look tasty.

Fuck just get a based tom selleck frozen pizza, throw on some better toppings, and you've got a damn good pizza for still way less than it would cost to order out.

I unironically like Little Caesar's.

You don't, that's a separate deal for, I think, two medium pizzas at $6 each.

>Not Burt Reynolds
Gay.

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I'm pretty sure it's the same across the nation, although I've been considering moving cause rent is so high
Honestly, depending on where you work, I can make more than that per hour
I'm not the only person that thinks like that, all my co-workers think like that.
>Hurr this is why i don't tip
Enjoy your saliva pizza, you deserve it.
Most of these guys have families, I hope you get yours

I got a job at Target right out of high school with no real skills and, obviously, no college education. And that was in Hawaii where nepotism is a beast and I had no connections.
It wasn't hard to get that job at all.
There are more well-paying jobs out there than pizza delivery and they don't rely on a bullshit tip system.

I have no sympathy for you.

>there are people who ironically like pizza in the first place

If nobody tipped or if employers were required to pay minimum wage not including tips, restaurants would just raise prices to preserve their profit margins

>When drivers get to the store, the store will give them money. This money is the stores money, and it's mainly for cash exchange with customers asking for delivery.
You mean a float?

Same. It's good pizza. Is it as good as what I can make from scratch? No, but I'm also saving a lot of time and really not spending that much more.

I make more than your shitty target job any day of the week
Keep telling yourself that you're not tipping cause we don't deserve it, it's definitly not cause you're cheap or anything. I'm sure you don't make enough at target to be able to tip anyways bitch

Oh yeah? How much you make an hour with tips?

Do you get the delivery charge that is on my bill or does the store take that? Need to know if I've been double tipping or if the store needs to get firebombed.

But I don't want to fuck a pizza

I'm fine with pizza as condom though

Sicilian pizza pies are the best fucking pies, maybe not as good as a grandma pizza but I'm not paying 30 bucks for a grandma pizza when I can pay 20 for a Sicilian.

People hated it because the story was bad and the villain was a wannabe Vaas. I loved the mechanics, the parkour, everything. The only complaint would be the color schemes and the fact that the whole thing was very Dead Rising 3-esque in the sense that everything looked brown and an ugly yellow and not much else. 8/10.

So I'm supposed to feel bad that some buttfucking faggot from Bumfuck, Nowhere knocked up his highschool sweetheart before his football scholarship kicked in and now has to work 3 jobs to support her fat ass and his 3 retarded kids because he couldn't stop breeding? Double fuck you, buddy.

Whoever came up with this saying has never had bad pizza.

>Do you get the delivery charge that is on my bill or does the store take that?

"delivery charge" is code for "extra fee". No one see's that except the owner of the business. This is common fucking knowledge.

Isn't it like 5 for a large? Nigga I'll love it any which way

Armpits shouldn't turn me on this much, damn you Cred Forums for making me a degenerate.

It's to make change.

If you never had Pizza with a dip of Ranch dressing you need to try it.

It's probably what will kill me.

it used to be, now it's like 6.
Still, $6 for lunch & dinner ain't bad

Excellent recommendations.

The delivery charge is for the store.
If your price is 15 even for carry out and the delivery charge is 2.75, at the end of his shift, if you asked for delivery, your total would be 17.75, which the driver has to give back to the store at the end of the night.

Who /onlytipsopeopledon'tbitchatme/ here?

So why do I have to pay extra to make up for this again? Sounds like you should handle this between you and your employer son. I don't want to give out alms, I just want to eat a fucking pizza

I don't remember how or why I started doing that, but I know I can never eat pizza without ranch again

>Bad pay
>At target
better than the regional walmart ripoff I worked at, which gave minimum wage with literally 0 perks, I'd gladly work where that user works

I work two jobs, at domino's I make shit tips
but i just started a new pizza shop where every one tips great. I work from 5:30 to 11:30 on friday nights and stand to make over 100 dollars in tips, plus the 5 dollars an hour.

It all depends on the company
Dominos does it 25 cents a miles, but their computers use bing maps instead of google, and the bing maps shave off a couple miles, so we're getting paid less than we should.
Some mom and pop pizza places do 1.50 per deliver or 1.25. Most of the time, the driver only reciveves a portion of the delivery charge, and depending on how far you are away from the store, that money breaks even with the gas you spent driving there

>visit new york for the first time ever
>from west coast , visit family from michigan they set up a trip to buffalo , NY. to see the falls
>we go to a local pizza joint in buffalo
>greasy as fuck
>really cheesy
>it was okay but nothing special

why do people hype up NY pizza again?

What the hell are you going on about, who are you even replying to?

Mate, pls.

It's just a charge to actually take the time to get someone nice enough to drive all the way out to the back woods of your house and give you, a stranger, who could potentially rob them, food.

bitch you don't make shit with tips lmfao

I worked at an airport for a company called AirServ, I helped disabled people get around the airport. I shit you not, I got tipped $100 (one hundred USD) every single day for 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week, four weeks, two months of work. I instantly blew that money on a car and a new computer. in hindsight buying the computer was a massive mistake (it was $300 but still) but I got a basically free car out of that bitch.

You? lmfao you have to MAINTAIN your PRE EXISTING car. stay cucked, delivery cuck boy.

I remember the exact moment.

Pizza Hut, it was a stuffed crust. My sister asks if I wanted to try Ranch Dressing with it. I called her a retard at first but she coaxed me into it.

I will never forgive her.

They think they're the center of the universe.

Same with any food snob who comes from any major city.

Besides, the best food comes from Portland and SF

>stand to make over 100 dollars in tips, plus the 5 dollars an hour.
And how often does that happen?

No Cred Forums likes cheese pizza, this thread has mostly pepperoni

Chicago is even worse. Disgusting fucking goopy mess.

No, you're supposed to pay money for the services you ordered
If you don't want to tip, then you can pick up the pizza yourself
That secnario you described is not even accurate for me, and proves your autism.
If you weren't leeching off your parents, maybe you'd have to learn how to drive and get a real job.
Not everyone has their parents support them
My life sucks, and delivery was the best option for making quick money
Maybe if you lived in the real world and not your fantasy online world you could fucking see that

I had a moment like that with fries and ranch. Family friend said it was good. Since I was a chocolate fry and shake man, and that was considered weird as fuck in my family, I decided to be a maverick yet again and try ranch.

Just today my sister talked my in Wendy's and gave me some of her cheese sauce. I'm never going to lose weight.

It honestly bothers me that companies take a single cent of that delivery charge. I'm more than happy overtipping a driver cuz I was too lazy to go pick up or make a pizza. I hate that the store is basically taking my money because they picked up a fucking phone call.

when people say New York pizza, they mean NYC pizza user

I live in NJ and I have to say you might've just got a fucking bad pizza from a bad place. Every pizza place has their own unique flavor and style, its almost an art. I have at least 6 pizza places within 10 miles from my house and they all each taste different.

NY pizza is good supposedly because the water. At least that's what I've always heard. I think its overhyped because of the huge "NY PIZZA DA BES" mentality new yorkers have. I made the mistake once of getting 2 slices in Manhattan and it ran me almost 20 bucks, and the pizza was pretty meh.

Are you on the left or the right?

>dipping fatty greasy food into fatty greasy sauce
this is exactly how you become a fatass

Me in the back.

>they mean NYC pizza
They are all the same user
t.queens native

But I paid for my service, I paid for the "delivery charge" lmfao

Once every couple of months but he's going to say something much more optimistic I'm sure

>Wah, wah, wah my life sucks. Please give more money because I was too stupid to give my future some real thought.

Fuck you asshole. I work hard for my money. I'm not giving you one more red cent than I have to.

Buffalo may be in New York state but it sure as fuck doesn't serve New York CITY pizza. There's some bomb joints in the city.

It's not like I don't sympathize for the delivery workers. They get treated like shit in general, especially by their employers. But holy shit, while they should be mad at those employers for being total greedy Jewish assholes, they get mad at people who don't tip

Like, I don't know, try and raise awareness about the situation, or get together and take some legal action instead of threating online to spit on my pizza

>My life sucks
That is no one else's problem but yours and the government's.

Still $5 here(unless something changed these last 2 weeks), must just be your area/state. Guessing produce went up there or something.

honestly, its been happening every friday and saturday at this new pizza place I started working at. They charge more for their pizza, and as a result people have been tipping better.
Even on the other days of the week, I stand to make over 50 dollars.
I heard of a couple professional delivery drivers that used to work at that store and make over 1000 dollars a week.
However, that was a different time, it's hard to make those kinds of hours considering how many drivers they have working, etc..
Seriously, if you have a car, I'd apply to the most popular pizza place in town and start working friday and saturday nights

Get off your lazy ass and pick it up

>Armpits shouldn't turn me on this much
What makes you say that?

Me on the right

Horrible for you by leaps and bounds but probably one of most delicious things ever.

Hell you're in a thread about pizza, clearly you should go back to your /fit/ safespace.

I suppose if he was really making that much then he wouldn't be getting so angry at everyone here.

Ask me how I know you haven't been on Cred Forums in the past 5 years.

>But holy shit, while they should be mad at those employers for being total greedy Jewish assholes

Ironically, Jews tip pretty well from my experience.

>I stand to make
You keep saying this but not providing any real figures.
How much do you make in tips on average in an hour?

My point is: I, the customer, am not the platform of solution to this problem. Ask for better wages or conditions from your employers

I don't get the mindset, I made shitty minimum wage before I moved states and I didn't get pissy with people about it, just complained a bit then wasted my money on games I don't play

You shouldn't get pissy if someone doesn't tip on the online order/phone. I tend to have a lot of cash since I get a little bit in tips at my job and just throw it back as tips for various people. I'd be pissed if someone fucked with my pizza after I gave them a good.
I'll give you not tipping, it's pretty shitty thing to do. I use to work at a TGI Fridays and servers have tip out 3% of their sales. Not tipping them means they paid money to serve you.

I hear they tip pretty well in general.

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I actually eat pizza all the time but It doesn't mean I go out of my way to add like 1000 more calories to something thats already pretty calorie dense.

Delivery charge doesn't go to the driver, everyone knows that
Not everyone has their parents paying for all their shit and paying for them to go to college
I'm working two delivery jobs to save for college because I don't get good finical aid. I work hard for my money too, especially considering the fact that people like you guys don't tip. I essentially am doing work and not getting paid. If you don't want to tip, then do the work yourself and pick it up.
If you're life sucked, you'd do whatever you could to make it better, and delivery is my best option for the time being.

>get pizza today from my favorite place
>they fucked up the crust
>realize after the fact it was new people there

Welp, guess I can't go back for 3 months until they learn how to make a pizza again. We go through this song and dance at least twice a year.

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Despite seeing this image thousands of times I've only just noticed that the whale on the left has a bottle of ranch.

This.

Do you get a lot of replies from posts like this or do most people just ignore you?

Courier in a huge Jew Metro area.

Yeah they do. During xmas I get more tips (monetary, giftboxes, wine) from Jews then I do the gentiles I deliver to. And during their holidays the city is a ghost town (except for Jewish Halloween, then its 4x worse).

It's horrible yet satisfying every once in awhile.

>tfw i tip even when i go to pick up my pizzas

Only time i never tipped my driver was when the fucker had the balls to stare me right in the face and asked for a tip before he handed me the pizza. The dude wound up getting fired for being unprofessional.

this is a really good thread

>you'd do whatever you could to make it better
Does that including bitching to everyone else about your problems?

Maybe you should have waited to start that family until after college so you could pay for it.

>polyle's mascot character

He needs to go draw some more shit that isn't fucking fetish trash.

...

Smooth armpits are great dude, anyone who doesn't have shit taste knows this.

Not being a picky eater is top-tier for saving money. I know this is obvious, but hot-damn. Fucking 5 dollars for mediocre pizza is more than good enough.

>ask for better wages or conditions from your employers
Here's an actual tip they don't tell you "people not in the business" or even employees who are actually in the business.

If you're not making up the money in tips that you're supposed to make in minimum wage, then you're not following proper procedure. You're not doing everything you're supposed to be doing or saying everything you're supposed to be saying while out and on a delivery.

If you're constantly getting shit on tips, and decide to try to pull that bullshit where you demand that you be paid minimum wage because you're not making it up in tips, you get your ass fired.

It's that simple.
/topic

I don't know how much tips I make an hour, they calculate that shit at the end of the day. Sometimes I take two deliveries an hour, and if the average is 5 dollars a delivery I guess that makes 15 dollars an hour. Sometimes more sometimes less. it's not an exact science.

I don't always fuck with people's food if they don't tip
Sometimes there's regualers that don't tip and I still don't fuck with their food. I only do shit, if the person doesn't tip and is an asshole. For instance, half these people in this thread don't tip and they have some snarky shit to say. I bet they won't say that shit to a delivery drivers face cause they know they'd get shit. I'm a very patient guy and I don't get tipped a lot. I don't fuck with everyone's food, but if the least I can do is help another delivery driver get tipped then I'm gonna do that

No, asshole. I'm paying the pizza place for a pizza, not some retard's college tuition. Don't like it? Maybe do what said and activate some change for yourself and your co-workers.

I laughed at Ronnie being there despite the subject not having anything to do with him.

Working in the food industry for the most part is shitty. Unless you're a cook you'll end up being paid in tips. You can't fight this for a fair wage because those places want labor to be as low as it can be. 5.23 an hour is a lot better than 8.41 or so.
As I said I never noticed it. Glad to see it comes up with that very specific search.

Itadakimasu.

>Fast Food

That's your first problem. Seriously, just don't eat any of that crap.

>I don't know how much tips I make an hour
Seems like a fairly easy thing to count since it's going right to you.

>I bet they won't say that shit to a delivery drivers face cause they know they'd get shit.
Oh I'm sooo sure you say all this shit to the people you deliver your pizzas to.

>I don't get tipped a lot.

I thought you said you stand to make 500 a week in tips? What happened to that?

Oh fuck, now I'm going to be a degenerate like him

I had a guy hook me on Honey Mustard by giving me some back in high school for some French Fries.

Honey Mustard is great on pretty much everything.

Maybe you shouldn't have started a family you couldn't pay for.

>my problem is your problem and if you don't pay for my problem then I spit in your food
This is why I just go pick it up.

fresh basil on pizza tastes fucking amazing

I understand the regulars who don't tip. Where I use to work I'd hear the servers bitching about a handful of people that came once a week or so and would never tip.
It's not as simple as that. I tried that at my old job and I was told either move to be a line cook (which would be a shit ton more work for less pay I was making with my tip-out) or quit. This is something you can't fight in America. Most servers do end up making a decent amount of money, but assholes like you do stand out and you will start to get worse service if they remember you. Seriously at a typical restaurant you'd spend about $20 for a meal and a tip of $4 would be great.

>>my problem is your problem and if you don't pay for my problem then I spit in your food

I'm remembering this.

If they won't try and stand up for their rights I won't do it for them either. Sorry, I'd rather donate money to people who actually need it instead consenting slaves

I only eat pizza once, maybe twice, a month and always load up on any extra calories I want. See how this works?

God bless man. It is unprofessional to ask for tips, at domino's it's punishable. You're technically not allowed to ask for it. They should just complain about it on anonymous message boards like everyone else.
Not tipping really sucks, if I could convince you to tip at least 2 dollars you would be doing a great service to your community. I implore you to reconsider.
Again, I don't have a family. My dad is dead, and my trash mom doesn't care about me. I'm saving up money to go to nursing school. I'm sure there's a million different situations out there. At least if I had a kid I could apply for seveal government serivices like food stamps and shits. I'm just a young guy trying to pull myself out of the gutter. I barely have any money to play video games, I've just been pirating old games. Have some fucking sympathy.

But huge basil leaves suck, they need to use smaller pieces, I don't want to fucking eat grass.

lol so true

>Have some fucking sympathy.

No Sympathy for Steve.

Why do I feel so bad for these lost and neglected pizzas? What makes them so kawaii and sad?

>Base your business name and design on anime
>Can't even draw it properly
>Throw in MLP
I'd legitimately be worried about animal cum being in the pizza

>Have some fucking sympathy.
People generally have less sympathy for whiny cunts.

Its 1:30am and this thread is making me insanely hungry for, oh guess what- pizza

Fuck

Alright Mr. Pizza man, riddle me this.

You're bitching about how your life is so miserable because you don't make shit and people who don't tip are ruining you, but you also said that you make a lot in tips, clearly above minimum wage.

So... what is it? Kinda giving mixed signals here my dude.

If someone does that they should be fired. Fucking with food safety is one of the worst things you can do working with food.
If someone doesn't tip and you feel the need to fuck with them just be slow on the delivery. Get lost and call them saying "Man I can't find your place, where you at man"

The pizza place right next to me closed a little over an hour ago, and I would do almost anything to get a pizza

Welcome to every day of my life except for the ones where I have pizza.

>Fucking with food safety is one of the worst things you can do working with food.

That gave me an idea for bio terrorism.

>hands hidden behind something

Everytime

Most people aren't assholes like you. If everyone who came through were I currently worked and tip a dollar all of us crew would walk out with at least $15 extra on our pockets.
I'm also paid a fair wage for the work I do since tips aren't counting with it, but the point is someone who is paid on tips could be living a less stressful life if everyone tipped fairly.

As weeb and sad as that image is, it's a strange bit... heatwarming? It's kinda cute that they did this. Terrible and horrible, but kinda sweet.

I prefer to tip at the door, do they really do this when I don't include the tip in my online order?

Pizza wizard here.

Best pizza topping is mushrooms.

Pineapples are the worst.

Licking pits is fine as long as they're your wife's and you are both of the same race.

That's not basil, it's rocket you actual plebian.

I mean in a game

Please don't come to my house, party van.

No sympy

>Most people aren't assholes like you.
What the fuck, all I did was ask a question.

So you're getting angsty over an issue that doesn't affect you? Am I being social justice'd?

I work two jobs, and I'm hustling trying to take as many deliveries as possible. I don't have a chart or a graph I'm lazy and just pocket a wad of cash at the end of the night
I'm not supposed to say shit to the customer because it could cost me my job, but spiting in a pizza is something that can go unnoticed.
I never said I made 500 dollars a week in tips. I said there are some people that work overtime as a driver that make shitloads, however i also said it's hard to make hours like that in a competitive job. At domino's I get stiffed like 50 % of the time, that would constitute "I don't get tipped a lot"

Wide find out husband was sellin meth so husband bought a pizza to make everything better.....it didnt work

No, 99% of people want to keep their jobs. If you ever think someone fucked with your food by spitting on it then call the store and complain. You'd get free food and they'd get fired at minimum. I'm with you and I tip at the door most of the time.
I worked a job where it did affect me. This is something I've grown to be passionate about.

>I'm not supposed to say shit to the customer because it could cost me my job, but spiting in a pizza is something that can go unnoticed.
Clearly you have the high ground.

tfw its no longer anime pizzeria

Its some fucking mexican pizza place called Tejano's. What the fuck man.

post yfw you're not a deliverycuck and have an actual job

fresh rocket tastes fucking awful

>mfw I wipe the monkey on my ass and spit on the tip

Im there with you

I also deliver pizza

It's not like I can do anything if you dont tip, I dont mess with food anymore bc theres no point and it felt childish

I make money or don't based on the strangers I visit each night, it would be nice if you gave something.

Tips arent part of the check, they're gifts from one person to another

You actually just made me nostalgic for a time when people on other boards complained about shitposting as a Cred Forums thing instead of a reddit thing. I seriously don't think I've seen that happen in years.

>I worked a job where it did affect me.
So whos fault is that? You're not passionate you're pushing your "I worked hard to get where I am, I'm totally not a loser who has nothing" angle way too hard.

> Paying for college
This, with free healthcare, and 14$/hr minimum wage reminds me that I love my country.

tfw you work for UPS

But its an actual job user, I make $30 an hour and am unionized with pension and 401k.

As a delivery driver if you don't tip when you give special instructions we'll never do it again.
Like, I'm happy to draw you a picture of pepe on your pizza box, but if you stiff me we have a small list that says "don't draw shit or do special weird shit for them" with your address flagged.
No we don't spit in your pizza or anything like that, that's retarded, but we're never obligated to do special shit, so if you want us to do it, then tip when we do it or we're not going to do it again.

his pizza is on the roof

>Tips arent part of the check, they're gifts from one person to another
Not the analogy I would use. You generally don't expect strangers to give gifts to you.

Quit making me want to order pizza at 1 in the morning so I can play videogames with it Cred Forums

The job itself is mixed signals.
Yeah, I make over minimum wage, but it's not a reliable source of income.
Yeah I might come home with good money on a friday night, but other than saturday every other day is kinda dead.
Couple that with the cost of maintaining a car and it's not as glamorous as it might seem.
The whole job is about chance. What are you going to get when you knock on the door. That's why i'm defending tips so passionately. Somedays you make a profit, sometimes a deficit.
Dude, if you never worked in the food industry, then you have no idea what's going on with your food. I've seen people scratch their dicks then make food, or people play on their phones then make food, which i'm sure is very common.
no, people don't get mad until once they're sure there is not tip. we understand some people like to tip cash, it works better for us too.

If you're the kind of person that spits in pizza then there's probably a reason you are where you are today.

Ya'll should move to Australia

Minimum wage is $17.50

Tipping is a choice, and no staff earns below minimum wage, most jobs start at $20

>I dont mess with food anymore
>anymore

What did you do user

what issue does big poppa pump have with ducks

Is it tfw because the work sucks?

>My country
>18 inch pizza
>$15 flat
>If you have the promo card that costs $10 you get a second pizza of equal size and a bottle of drinks

Right, because good things happen to good people and bad things happen to bad people
I didn't always used to spit in pizza, and I don't always, but if someone is going to stiff me and then say some snarky comment, you bet your ass they're on my shit list.

Well at the time it was the only place that would hire me. I was fresh out of high school and looking for a job. I honestly didn't want to work with food at the time but I wanted a job. I'm still in food, but at a place that pays me decently. I still really don't make much, but more than I did. The servers at my old job worked just as hard as I did and still do and could get fucked over. Why is it a big deal to throw a few bucks at someone who served your food? If tipping wasn't a thing and servers were paid a normal wage the food would be more than the tip would be.
This is just where I've worked man. I've only worked food industry. Hell I currently work at Chipotle and we take food safety so seriously we go a bit paranoid on a few things we've changed since the e-coli shit happened.

its tfw because when you tell people you're a delivery guy they immediately think "oh no this poor guy is a pizza guy, what a sad man he is, what is his life, does he wish for death?"

It's actually a great job.

Since this is a common question, let me let you guys know what the delivery charge is for.

Most pizza delivery drivers get about like 20-30cents or so per mile driven, which in total just barely covers the cost of gas / oil refills for the car. The remainder of that delivery cost (because usually it's a static fee of $2-3) goes straight to the store. The reason why that fee exists, is because whenever a delivery driver goes out on a delivery you're essentially taking an employee away from the store. As a delivery driver, your job usually isn't just to deliver, but also to wash dishes, make pizzas, put pizzas in boxes, answer calls basically anything a normal "insider" would do. The extreme majority of the fee is to pay to take that employee out of the store so they can bring you that pizza, since the store gets 0% of the tip you get, the delivery fee is essentially a mandatory 'tip' (insiders don't see it though, just corporate) to the store.

t. delivery boy

I'm trying to imply that it's probably your fault.
I'm willing to bet you got fired from some place for pulling similar shit.

>delivery charge
This shit is legitimately infuriating

If you're worried about financial security how about agreeing with your employer to raise your base wages in exchange for tips going to them? From what you're saying, it would be both beneficial for you, security, and for the employer, a larger income.

I thought you said you UPS.

I coughed on a pizza once because the customer poured soda all over me and my car

I shook up a soda once but the customer saw me and aforementioned happened.

It would waste my time to mess with food, I just want to make the bad delivery in as little time as possible so I can take others

Well I'm sick of arguing over tips
Those of you that will tip, will
and those of you that won't, won't
Just try to be more compassionate, because you can easily find yourself in a similar situation.
And if you need money fast, and live in a decent area, give delivery a try. It's better than minimum wage.

>I work from 5:30 to 11:30 on friday nights and stand to make over 100 dollars in tips, plus the 5 dollars an hour.

>My face when I average $12/hr in tips at my dominos on Fri/Sat plus the 9.50/hr they pay me
I take home a lot on that occasional 12 hour shift I work.

This

I work for UPS as well and pull down $36 an hour on top of some pretty damn good benefits.

>but I'm fucking spanish, and my ancestors never owned slaves
I'm pretty sure they were the king niggas of the slave trade when they were out colonizing.

Dominos needs to bring back that 50% off everything for a week deal

>google "coupons for _____" for whatever place you're ordering from, and you can usually find promo codes for at least 25% off.

>Anons make fun of deep dish pizza
>They post pictures of stuffed pizza
They can't keep getting away with it

pls forgive the accidental greentext

Wrong, never gotten fired before in my life.
Delivrey is the best option for me, and I'm thriving in the situation that I was delt. Most of my hardships come from my family life, not from my employer.
Good luck with that shit. It's state law to pay people that make tips less. Even the government thinks people tip. don't prove them wrong.

No
Fuck you
We have enough problems with our stupid fucking choose 2 med 5.99 deal.
Too many fucking poor shits order that.

Why'd you shake up the soda?

This

Not him but I hope none of you tip. I always tip and as a result get excellent service and freebies from time to time. Keep being stingy, that $2 you don't spend must be worth a lot to you.

It's probably the fatfuck in me speaking
But even the most greasy pizza will do it for me.
Unless they fucking use expired toppings or it's undercooked pizza is almost always fine.
I remember reading somewhere that pizza is supposed to be the most addictive fatty food.

>Paying for less pizza

deep dish all the way

>And if you need money fast, and live in a decent area, give delivery a try. It's better than minimum wage.
Sounds like I should have more sympathy for people working at minimum wage.

Everybody has to start with shit jobs, dummy. It's part of life. You are not a special snowflake.

t. Papa John

I forgot the soda the first time and they stiffed me, but the guy didnt notice

Driving back with the soda I got mad because they lived far away so I shook it

>Everybody has to start with shit jobs, dummy.

>tfw jew
>$70k starting straight out of college which was paid for

keep working hard you will get ahead, goy

>Wrong, never gotten fired before in my life.
I don't believe you but if it wasn't that then chances are it was something else. You're clearly a shitty person, and what goes around comes around.

>No we don't spit in your pizza or anything like that

>ordered once every couple weeks from a nice local place
>always gave a good tip
>one time i thought i had more cash on hand than i did
>had no extra cash for tip
>explained this and delivery guy said its alright, no worries
>haven't ordered from there again because i don't want them to jerk off into my food or something

It was good pizza, too. Oh well.

If I convert, can I get ahead faster in life?

>Make shit money
or
>be a jew
yeah I'd rather make shit money any day of the week thanks

>Everybody has to start with shit jobs
The recipe to be poor all your life, good job.

2 nukes wasn't enough

Look at this fucking pleb

Sounds like your own damn fault. I'm surprised they gave your pizzeria a second chance, I've blacklisted places for less.

I do tip on the rare occasion that I order delivery, but mostly because people like this. Why wouldn't you want me to tip?

Weren't
Was for singular
And were for plural

OFFICIAL WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT IN TIPS TIER LIST

GOD TIER
>white male over the age of 30
Averages a $5 tip. Have seen go as high as $8 on a normal order.

HIGH TIER
>white female over the age of 40 in a family
Averages about a $4 tip. Have seen go as high as $6 on a normal order.
>white young male with his girlfriend right by him
Almost always a $5 tip.
>white guy who is likely in a frat (I'm not even shitting you about this, freaks me out how well these guys tip)
Averages about a $4 tip

AVERAGE TIER
>asian male any age
>asian female over 40
>black female with kids
Averages about a $3 tip

LOW TIER
>young white / asian / latino female
>Older arab male
Averages about a $2 tip

OH GOD NO I DON'T WANT TO DELIVER TO THEM BASED ON THAT NAME ON THE DELIVERY SLIP TIER
>black male any age
>latino male any age
>young black female
>young arab male
$1 on average, very often you get stiffed

>doesn't tip
>calls me a shitty person
I treat everyone with respect unless I'm treated with disrespect.
Some would argue that you're the shitty person. I hope you end up having to work for tips some days and get stiffed by pretentious assholes that feel entitled. Karma is going to get you, not me, trust me.

>people who start with shit jobs never become not poor
Are you still in high school?

he's saying he shook up the soda because the guy didn't tip him.

I would not have ordered from there again, and I doubt that guy did. Mind you, I always carryout.

No, I tip, I'm just saying that your problems are your fault if you're the kind of person who spits in pizza.

You know the only modern religious practice that is seen is nepotism, right?

>This job is a for now thing
>35 living alone in the grind making fuck all money

Do you know how many people go through life with jobs earning shit money?

Hint: It's almost all of them

>makes more than minimum wage but is somehow the victim because he delivers pizza
I don't understand.

Walmart has pretty good pizza these days. They give you plenty of toppings too.
There used to be a really great mom and pop place down the road but it got bought out, they raised the price and started skimping on everything. You pay $16 for cardboard with a drizzle of sauce and handful of cheese.

If you want to sound like a southern hick carry on saying "weren't enough"

Nah, i make 6 figures and i never worked hard or started cleaning toilets.
The advice your poor parents gave you is flawed.

Path I'm heading down right now. Can't save enough to go to school without going into dept, which I rather avoid. Trying to find the time to go to school and work full time is also rough. Been 3 years since I graduated and still haven't furthered my education.

We won't.
We just get back, usually mention how you stiffed us and talk shit behind your back a bit, then we move on.
As long as you don't regularly stiff us we will forget about the time you stiff us.

I only really have one guy / address ingrained in my head. I always roll my eyes when it pops up for me and take my damn sweet time, because I've gotten the order to him in 16 fucking minutes (19 minutes is considered a very quick delivery based on location) from the time he ordered twice, and 23 minutes another time, and he has stiffed me every single time I've ever delivered to him. Even takes the effort to write 0 in the tip line and write out the full total, knowingly stiffing me the entirety of it.

So now I drive nice and safe under the speed limit and make sure to tell him how thankful I am for ordering from us and to be sure to order in the future because we love his service :^)

?
It's southern hick status to use proper grammar?

2 nukes weren't enough.

Oh wait, i'm being shitposted to death.

>Hint: It's almost all of them
Which one of your teachers told you this?

More people not tipping makes my tipping seem that much better. I worked as a bartender for almost a decade and can tell you no one forgets bad tippers. I wouldn't fuck with anyone's food or drinks because that is disgusting but I would give them bad service. When a good tipper walks in the door they get preferential treatment and little extras, maybe a heavy pour, maybe a free shot, maybe more. Pizza is the same way. I always tipped well and my local place makes me top of the list when it comes to delivery times, sometimes they throw in extra sides, one time a free pizza. Entry-level workers get treated like shit - a little consideration goes a long way towards building rapport.

Y-you entitled bastard!

In your situation I recommend an apprenticeship, paid work that doubles as training and leads into a decent paying trade

It's the proper way to say it, you illiterate retard
I'm not even american

I'm not good with my hands so I can't see myself in that type of field. If I wanted I could go into management but I'd double my workload for a small raise from what I make now. Hell I could even make it to a GM if I put the effort in, but it would be a year or two of a fuckton of work for roughly 13 an hour so I could make like 60k a year, and working 50-60 hour weeks.
That's also assuming I'd be cut for it, I think I could handle it but who really knows.

Then demand your fucking minimum wage, you dingus.

>343 posts about pizza
>Not a video game in sight
Classic Cred Forums

so why exactly do I have to tip you?

do you not get paid or something?

>doesn't reads thread
>makes le funny comment about le v
if this were reddit you would be drowning in upvotes, but it's not

Look, as a pizza delivery guy I'll just say this. Don't tip on percent, that's retarded. It's kind of retarded for restaurants too but it makes a little bit more sense. For delivery it makes 0 sense.
No matter what, if we're carrying 1 pizza or 5 we're carrying it in one bag, so it doesn't get harder for us.

How you should tip, is that you should rate the delivery experience out of 5 (but dollars instead of gold stars here). If it got there super fast, you were really hungry, the delivery driver was pleasant, your pizza didn't get shaken up etc, then give 4 or 5. If it was just an average delivery, give 2 or 3. If they kind of screwed up a bit on their end, give 1. If they really fucked up, stiff us.
We're not expecting $20 on your $100 order. Believe me, a $10 or even $8 tip on something like that would make me jump for joy.

The only exception for tipping more for 'service' is if you order enough pizzas for multiple bags / an extra large bag, or you order multiple 'cold items' that need separate bags like soda / salads. Because that can be a pain in the ass to balance all at once.

Take my advice or don't, end of the day it's really up to you, but trust me when I say that there's no delivery driver out there that feels offended you gave $3 for a $30 order, in fact that's about the overall average tip per delivery for me.

you don't have to tip him

that's what the majority of this thread is about. They would like being tipped, but it's not mandatory.

Join the Navy/Air Force.

Not even kidding, I've known half a dozen guys in your situation who signed away their freedom for a few years and came out the other side with plenty a degree and jobs lined up.

>you're autistic if you generalize me
>let me spend the rest of my post generalizing you

I would i tip for a job i can do myself?
I can wait tables, or deliver pizza.

>dad was in military
>get gi bill benefits and don't have to pay for college
>parents pay for living necessities (housing, an allowance for food, etc)
>work at FSU during summer to make money for shit I want
>don't have to be a whiny delivery cunt
>still don't tip

but WHY?

I was making close to 11 bucks and hour my first job, and never looked into food service, so I have no idea how this works

Well that's a shitty law. Alright then.

Order carryout then.

I have no excuse for waiting tables.

I usually just tip however much it takes to get to the next number ending in 5 or 0, but this is good to know.

You don't.
But tipping does two things.

1. It encourages your drivers to remember your address and ensure your delivery is speedy and quick.
2. We will follow special instructions, like draw you a picture of bob page on your pizza box saying that your appointment to pizza will be finalized within the minute. If you stiff us, we'll remember you and never follow these special instructions ever again, because we don't have to, and we as delivery drivers really don't care if you don't order from us again or not because of that (since delivering to stiffs is a waste of our time, but we'll do it anyway since it's our jobs)
3. We'll follow special delivery instructions, like bringing it up to your apartment / up the staircase somewhere, or ringing your doorbell, or shooting you a text instead of a phone call etc. We're only obligated to call you and wait on the street, literally anything else is 100% up to the driver.

I couldn't do that, I know who I am and I wouldn't handle any branch of the military.

Dunno about pizza delivery, but a lot of wait staff earn less than minimum wage because tipping is expected?

It's retarded

This is the most nonsensical reply I have ever received. The more I look at it, the more ridiculous it gets.

because back in the day america figured out this fun way save money. Having employees earn part of their money from the customer himself. It's corporate america fucking over the consumer and the work force at the same time.

That's the point.
If you want to drive to pickup your pizza you can do that. It's called carryout, there's no delivery charge, there's usually better deals than delivery (because otherwise we'd all be delivering $6 large pizzas constantly), and there's no one you have to tip.

What's not to get?
You say people should just make their own pizza but obviously not everyone can make a good pizza since not everyone is a cook.
Are you slow?

Am I the only one that unironically loves Little Caesars?

Its decent pizza for cheap. What's not to love? I also dig their crazy bread.

>that gif
Wtf I hate trump now?

Likely not. For $5 I'm getting what I paid for. Don't expect great things and you'll be at least satisfied with the pies there.

No one LOVES little caesars but everyone will take a hot n' ready in a pinch so we don't complain

>That feel when I live in a state where I make more than minimum PLUS the tips I receive, because employers can't pay lower than minimum even to tipped employees
Oh god I literally earn $20 an hour doing deliveries this is fucking heaven

You're missing
ELDER GOD TIER
>Shirtless Redneck, usually obese and owning one or more large dogs
These are rare, but they exist... and they tip over $10 because they're too impatient to let you count their change if they paid cash. They always pay cash.

Pepperoni pizzas rank pretty high on my list of "out of place things" listings.

This, order amount doesnt matter with tips

Sure it's cheap, but I get pizza for the taste, not the price. If I want to eat pizza I want it to be good pizza.

Oh yea, I get those on occasion too. If they are a dog owner I can usually expect at least $4 regardless of race, dog owners tend to just tip better for some reason.

I once had a lady pay $28 for a $21.50 order all in ones, so I imagine she was just getting rid of them that night. That's cool with me though, a good tip is a good tip no matter the currency it's in.

must just be you fags then

the places here are all the same regardless of what you tip.

With more people tipping less/not at all and the rise of yelp, any asshole shit is posted about within minutes, with the owner usually being told to go fuck themselves if they justify it due to low tips or something

Sounds like people are catching on to the bullshit.

I think dog people feel guilty when their dog jumps all over me but I love dogs so its great

Treat the dog like its part of their family bc I guess it is

Dog owners report overall greater happiness. Happy people tip better.

Their Detroit style is great. Why isn't Detroit/Sicilian style pizza more popular?

>By not tipping, you're witholding money that we need to support our families
>It's not my employer's duty to pay me for doing my job, it's yours
>I'm entitled to your money
Tipping is so fucking retarded, government never should have even acknowledged it existed

I just remembered I have a spare pizza hot pocket

Sometimes life is sweet

Or maybe I'm just drunk

>post yfw you don't have to tip people n your country because they get paid correctly to do their really easy job

The store I work for has 1.5 stars on yelp and we still do business.

Most of the complaints arent about delivery, theyre about bad english speakers on the phone etc.

>thinking we give a shit
Any driver is entirely allowed and free to, without fear of punishment, to not leave their car if they feel a concern for their own safety.
No driver has to draw your stupid shit if they don't feel like it. There is no pizza place that is an exception to either of these two rules.

The first rule you'll never be able to tell, because guess what fag, sometimes things get backed up as hell. We've had delivery drivers running out the door and pizzas are still up to 50 minutes late sometime. This usually happens at bar close when everyone and their mother orders a pizza at once. There are only so many drivers, and only so much room in the oven. At the end of the day, you'll have no way of knowing whether we decided to take an extra 5 minutes on your order because you're a cheap bitch.

We will never ever fuck with your food because you're a pussy that can't afford a tip. That would have questionable degrees of legality and be completely wrong.
But there are other incentives / reasons to tip. You will be treated with more enthusiasm if you're a good tipper, without a doubt.

Xenoblade X

>Most of the complaints are about bad english speakers on the phone etc.

>2016
>People don't order online

Their own fault

>I'm going to rate this pizza place a 1 star because they wouldn't draw my favorite my little pony on the box for the 6th time after I stiffed them 5 times in a row
>Surely that will stop them from getting business. Surely all those drunk college kids ordering in mass will stop ordering from them because they saw my 1 star review about not drawing a pony on the box
Yelp faggots believe this

Not all pizza places have online ordering options.

Often times those places are better because they're not chains.

Yes, please do this if you order delivery.
Answering calls is annoying and it slows everyone down. Online ordering is a god send for everyone.

I fucking know, right?

I hate taking phone orders where people want me to read off 20 coupons and dont know what they want before they call, just look that shit up online. That way we get the order down right.

Except when its for five minutes to close at 2:55am and the machine just took someones credit card and theres not much we can do about it.

Aside from that, godsend.

Do people expect me to tip when I go pick up the pizza myself? Sometimes it feels like they do. Probably because of the "tip" line on the receipt.

The Coca-Cola woman looks like she's imagining the bottle as a dick, and from the way her hand is positioned she's either grabbing the balls or fingering.

>Any driver is entirely allowed and free to, without fear of punishment, to not leave their car if they feel a concern for their own safety.
No driver has to draw your stupid shit if they don't feel like it. There is no pizza place that is an exception to either of these two rules.

The fucks the point of even bringing this up you faggot? Did I even post about drivers getting beat? Did I say I was going to kick your ass for being slow? No, I fucking didn't.

>You will be treated with more enthusiasm if you're a good tipper, without a doubt.

do you think anybody fucking cares if the delivery fag is enthusiastic? Your're job is to show up with the food, I doubt anybody fucking cares if you do it with a smile on your face.

That's why we close at 3AM but leave the doors at 4AM.

even if they do, don't bother unless you really like the place and feel like paying more for you pizza. You tip drivers because they're doing a service for you - picking up the pizza and bringing it to you. You're already paying for the pizza so there's nothing extra you should pay for unless you want to.

I don't, at dominos takeout ppl rarely tip. If its a cash tip I pocket.

If its a cc recipt tip I give it to one of the guys in house, whoevers closest and they get it
I feel bad for those dudes they make min with no tips

Yup, gotta close n shit.

Its too bad late night orderers are usually poor/young

>The fucks the point of even bringing this up you faggot? Did I even post about drivers getting beat? Did I say I was going to kick your ass for being slow? No, I fucking didn't.
I'm giving you the rulebook reason why we don't have to go up to your door / apartment / hotel room. We are only required to drive to your place and meet you on the sidewalk. Anything else is entirely up to the driver. If you stiff us often, then we'll call you in advance and ask you to meet us on the sidewalk. If you choose not to, and demand we go up to your room, we'll take your pizza back and say it was a security concern.

>do you think anybody fucking cares if the delivery fag is enthusiastic? Your're job is to show up with the food, I doubt anybody fucking cares if you do it with a smile on your face.
I'm sure they care about not taking a 4 minute elevator ride down then back up while carrying 5 pizzas. Because we can make you do that if we choose to :^)
We're also encouraged to drive 5mph under the speed limit. Most delivery drivers drive 5-10 miles over the speed limit and go through yellow lights, but if there's not much incentive for us, why break the rules right? :^)

My worse late night order was a $24.54 (something around that) order by a hispanic guy. Two pizzas and a side or something. Cash order.
It was 3:10 am and I got it to his building, about a 18 minute delivery, so within the expected window but the earliest it was expected to be (18-28 minute window was what it gave him). Called him up, had to call him 4 times before he answered. He said he was ON HIS WAY, and made me literally wait 5 minutes on his steps for him to come from around the block from a party over to his place. He handed me two twenties, and I had to pay him my entire $15 cash bank plus the 46 cents, completely stiffing me.

Fucking mexicans and blacks are literally the worst tippers on the planet.

I've only had one bad pizza in my life but it convinced my entire family never to get pizza in Canada again

I'm glad I never tip whiny babies like you. If you don't like your job and can't support your 300 dollar car it's not up to me to make you happy.

>these pathetic delivery drivers
Lmao at your life my dudes, complain about something real

>black male any age

Oh come on, I always tip higher than 4 dollars, even If the delivery guy doesn't deserve it.

Is this what it takes to best a stereotype?

it's probably more likely from someone who's never had good pizza

>do away with tips, now that shitty overpriced domino's pizza is even more over priced.
>then you start bitching about pizza being 50$

I don't really complain about my $20/hr wage, it's pretty nice.
We'll shit talk stiffers at the restaurant, but usually forget about them unless they frequently order / stiff, then we'll just hand off the delivery to the new shitty drivers that are prone to forget stuff as initiation lel

Sorry man, I did have a black guy give me $5 once, which surprised me and made me feel really happy.
But he was the only black guy that has given me $3 or more. I imagine it's a cultural thing but whatever.

And don't give us $4 if we don't deserve it. If we fuck up, like slowly walking to your door while you're waiting right there, us looking like a disabled retard, then do not give us $4. Punish shitty delivery drivers like that.

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>people call dominos overpriced with our fucking 5.99 deal, or rather, le $16.13 two item meme delivery

>live in Australia
>no tips
>dominoes has 3 pizzas and sides for 33 bucks literally every day
>sometimes they go down to 25 for fun
The only downside is having to live in Australia

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What size?
In inches please, not arbitrary medium / large. It's different for different countries.

>I don't want to fuck a pizza
Doubt

This shit right here. I get emails from Pizza Hut daily with cupons but its always shit like "10% off" or "50% off orders for 50usd or more!"

I'm only buying your pizza if I can get it for less than 10usd after the delivery charge. Luckily Papa Johns has my back there.

I think the only time I didn't tip a person was because I severely underestimated how much money I had (the pizza and wings came up to around 17.25 or somewhere around that, and that was all I had in my pocket). I apologized, but they didn't seem too upset.

And honestly, it might be a cultural thing just for African Americans. I'm Jamaican American, and every Jamaican person I know claims they tip a lot, but my "pure" American friends claim they rarely tip.

I prefer dominos cause they don't make you jump through hoops when placing an order unlike pizza hut. Just call, tell them what you want then wait.

he hates them
youtu.be/p4_qmZPdZcI

That's why I've always liked tipping, it's an opportunity to be nice and give complete strangers things without it being weird and awkward.

Post hats
Here is my hat
He smells like pizza dough and dish soap.

I couldn't tell you frankly. I just consume like a wastebin.

>Tipping someone for doing their job
Nah, suck my dick.

I was really disappointed in Red Baron. It tasted good but after eating a whole pizza it felt like I had eaten nothing. I get full on 2 packets of ramen and that thing made me question my sanity and if I really cooked and ate the pizza.

Who /makestheirownpizza/ here?

It's cheaper and healthier and takes as long as the pizza would take to be delivered and you can cook it how you like and put whatever you want on it.

>buy some dough
>buy toppings
>buy sauce
>buy flower
>buy cheese

That's all you need and you can buy all that for less than $20, which is basically the price of a pizza.

>tfw you make your own pizza and wings and it tastes delicious

I'm fat as fuck.

Pizza pro tips:
Feta cheese is great as a pizza topping, try it sometime. Gives pizza that really cheesy flavor you just won't get from adding extra cheese.
You can add buffalo sauce to any pizza, buffalo chicken or not. Adds a nice kick and tastes surprisingly good on pizza

A secret option people don't know about often is well done pizzas. Good if you like your pizza to have a bit more crisp to them. Super good if you're getting a brooklyn pizza since that'll keep everything from falling off when you eat it.

If I buy a pizza but I only want to pay $10 like it says on the menu, why should I have to put an extra 10% of the cost into your pocket because your boss is a cheap cunt? Americans are fucking cucks

You used to be able to alter those "send the team a message!" precanned message.

I would send them the most ridiculous shit.

The comment box for dominos..they get that message on their screen. I once said the delivery girl was cute and she called me. You can post zalgo and it will work.

i'm not telling you what to do you dense shit. I'm telling you why it's customary. Besides, don't get pissy at me because companies get away with shafting their employees and making you pay for it. I don't make the fucking rules.

No worries bro
There's no requirement how fast we necessarily have to do our job either, or what order we have to do your run if we're on a double / triple / quad :^)

anywhere else have Mountain Mike's?

they use the little pepperonis that curl up.

You can still write messages to us.
For delivery, you can write it in the delivery instructions box.
Post delivery, you can log in to the rating system and leave a short comment.

>pick it up
>don't have to pay for delivery or tip
Like what the fuck are you doing

The delivery fee exists because most chain pizza places sell pizza at a loss. Ingredients kept getting more expensive but they diffident want to increase the price of the actual pizzas. So they invented the "Delivery Fee."

frats make sense a lot of them use them as a way to get beer

Yeah, thats closer to what I was trying to say

Oh damn, you're right.
Board wars >>>>> website "wars"
I don't think reddit or tumblr give a fuck that Cred Forums fear- I mean, hates their multisiters.

Well, I'll state the obvious that every single delivery person in this thread has been telling you, but you always ignore for some reason.
You don't have to (besides the delivery charge, but that doesn't go to us).

WITH THAT SAID
We're providing a service to you. We're letting you stay curled up on your couch watching tv / playing games, you don't have to put on half decent clothes, and you don't have to drive a single mile because we do that all for you. On top of that, we'll often get it to you faster than you could get it yourself, since we'll deliver it the second it leaves the oven, and with our car toppers we can usually park in no parking areas just fine without any worry.

But you don't have to. It's just a reason why you're generally expected to tip.

I think some ppl know how to customize at dominos, the comment flashes on the screen for 5 seconds and the drivers read it

>want pizza
>be neet
>can't afford it
>even if I could roomate would be a dick about me not sharing it with him
such is life

No but that's your job.

I like pizza :)

>We're providing a service to you.
You're doing your fucking job.

If I were to pay for the service of delivery (which I don't cause I'm not a lazy cunt), I'm already getting a fee for the delivery. Stop trying to imply you're entitled to someone giving you money when they have no reason to.

Look at the rest of the world, does anyone else tip? No, because everyone gets paid by their boss not the customer. It's not on a customer to pay your wage, that's on your boss. I don't mean this to come off as a general fuck you, but this logic you Americans have that tipping should be expected is fucking stupid and even though it's culture for you I hope you understand this from looking outside of your own perspective. I'm going to pay for my meal and that's that which is all I should have to do.

For your sake, I hope you get a job in the future where you don't have to follow this shitty concept.

Look bro if you're poor it's okay, you don't have to tip, everyone's gotta live, I feel you man.
I'm just giving you the moral reasons to tip.
If you want reasons that directly benefit you see
We'll go above and beyond for you if you're a regular that regularly tips.
You get back of the queue if you're a regular that stiffs every time.
Your pizza will get to you, but 10 minutes later than a good tipper on average, we won't give you special services like drawings of kirby or pikachu on your box, and you'll have to meet us on the street.

You're such an entitled little bitch. I won't tip you for doing your job.

see
You guys are blatantly trying to justify being cheap, and that's fine, 1 cheapskate doesn't ruin a day's deliveries by any means. Nor are you required to tip.
I'm just giving you the moral and logistic reasons to tip. Sorry that triggers you guys so badly.

Why this fuck is this thread still up?

>le rest of the world doesn't tip meme
The rest of the world also pays more for their food

i fucking love video games

This. Your employers are the people that write your check. The customer is not responsible in the slightest for your shit. If you don't like it, stop being a deadbeat and get a real job.

>Driver got pissy with me for not tipping
>Check my charge statement the next day
>3 dollars more than what I paid
>Call corporate
>Raise hell
>Get a free pizza
>Call store to order it
>"We cant deliver today we just had to fire our driver"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Get a real job. If it dont pay minimum wage fuck off.

>all this internal justification for being poor
Lol

>moral
Tipping the fucking pizza guy is not some sort of moral dilemma. You agreed to do your job at the wage you're given.
I suggest getting another job then.
Hell, fast food is a shit-tier job as well, but you'll make minimum wage at least. Maybe look into that.

You're implying that I live in some shitty apartment and not in a house that I own, that I give a shit when you get here as long as you get here or that I want faggy drawings on my good damn pizza box. This is why I order on my days off or the weekend, because I can wait and don't care when my pizza gets here. You people are un-fucking-believable

>bro the rest of the world doesn't tip, America is the one that's backwards
Lol

Yea, he did something very illegal. While drivers here will roll our eyes and make fun of poor people that don't tip (and take our sweet time getting their delivery ready for future deliveries), we never do shit like that.

Nah, I'll keep the job I get $20/hr doing. Your stiff, while it may make me say something under my breath as I go back to my car and will certainly generate some bants on your expense back at the store, will not make even the slightest damper on that average hourly wage.

>I won't Tip you even though I know full well you're hourly rate is weighted with the assumption that people will Tip you unless you fuck up

>justify being cheap
>trying to throw morals and shit at us
Fuck off, you sound like you're 18. People like you are why this cuck concept still exists. Trying to justify why your boss should pay you nothing and try to force your customers to make up the difference is borderline idiotic. Welcome to the real world.
Here in Australia for perspective, a Pizza is $5 from Dominos (hot chili beef is actually fucking good) and in the city you can eat meals for $10 so no, this is far from the truth. Just accept that your logic is fucking stupid.

>calls people poor while you're begging on the internet to keep people tipping your sorry ass
Maybe you'll be able to afford the electric bill this month, Jimmy