I want to fuck Tharja

Not exactly true. I wouldn't touch DFC or small chested girls.

Just what she wanted to hear. Horrific is one of her favorite words!

But then that would mean she'd separate you from the rest of the group just to slather oil on her

first post best post

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Sounds perfectly fine to me.
Also i wouldn't travel with anyone but her. How else could I do her whenever I wanted to?

This only makes me harder.

porn artists are literally subhuman

learn your fucking fundamentals

But you would touch a titty monster in front of a small chested girl or a flat one, right?

You described most artists senpai. Art isn't better or worse for being porn.

>I demand all my hentai to be drawn masterfully

>tfw no porn of Tharja sexually abusing and heavily bullying Noire

Bodystockings make my dick so fucking hard.

I've seen Tharja riding futa Noire

DFC?

Kill yourself my man

>Tharja will never kidnap, blackmail, drug, enslave and mind break you
How does it feel Cred Forums?

Back off my waifu OP you fucking faggot

>futa
I don't mind futanari but I much prefer normal yuri.

newfag

she's shy up front but she probably takes 5 dicks at a time behind closed doors.

Good. That sounds horrible.

Direct Factory Clothing

At least she will marry me unlike this lying teasing whore.

lol xD

Absolutely.

You never will.

Lyn strikes me as the type to wear a longer school skirt

I want Tharja to Torture me to near Death!

Just finished fapping to her.

we need more of that too

I'd love to do that too.

*anything

Tharja has the best hairstyle.

I'd rather fuck Nyx

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you still sore about that fifty bucks?

Is that Desmond Llewelyn

I wish I had legs like that

Deep Fried Chicken you mongoloid

Get in line.

Am I the only one that thought her face was kind of meh? I mean she's not 'ugly' per se but most of the official art makes it look kind of unappealing somehow. I can't tell if the hair hurts or helps, since hime cuts are usually low tier.

fuck Tharja yes.

and breed this purple semen demon

I just got why he had a scale on his head.
I'm gonna wake up my roommates, dammit, can't stop laughing.

Her face looks fine.

You just have bad taste.

I miss when that shit was bannable on sight along with furfaggots and all this tranny garbage that's been going on lately.

I don't think so. Just found the gif dicking around on the internet one day.

>breeding the bitch that wants to fuck your best friend behind your back
foul

I want to fuck a Tharja cosplayer.

Why are dark magic stalkers the best kind of girl?

Are they appealing because they're entry level waifus, or are they entry level because they're so appealing?

>back then

>that artifacting
Clearly not.

Camilla is like a better version of Tharja that got mixed with Cherche.

Silasposting should be a bannable offence.

>says this
>while your waifu is taking the pickle dick behind your back

Its oddly endearing knowing they are always watching you and plotting to use their magic to lure you to them.

Don't start

They really are.

Taste.

Have fun fucking a illustrated idea

>wanting to fuck an unlikable cunt who treated her own family like shit
No thank you.

i don't get it tell me

VR Sex already exists user, of a sorts

>since hime cuts are usually low tier.
get out

someone post the fat one
because I'd definitely fuck her

SMB Brawl joke. His taunt involves him saying "It's time to tip the scales"

reality is a cold bitch.

>back then
Back then we didn't have magic and Cure staffs, my negro.
With that shit on your army, I'd bet they all smell like fucking roses.
Also.
>What is perfume, incense, oils....
You bet she's a kinky bitch with a wide array of aromatic oils. Oils she wears to battle. Below and above her black whatchamacallit.

>Brawl

>tfw some people probably think Smash is where that quote is originally from

It popularized it that's for sure.

Also get out.

I want to fuck any girl who is not fat and has a decent looking face!
Going on 22, and I've only ever had my dick sucked 25 times but no actual sex. Kill me plz.

To be fair, I haven't played either game. Only remember there smb trailers with him

while it's funny to think that, I turned down a fat chick because fat people are gross. I'd rather be a virgin than lose it to a fat chick

lol newfag

>not being an old god tier oldfag that's played since 64 and weathered the dark ages of Brawl with their chin held high
I bet you've been playing Project M for a year or two and think you're hot shit.

shit taste and im not even into them like that

Calm your autism bro.
I was just pointing out that Robin isn't in Brawl.
God damn.

>not wanting a girl with a big ass and small tits
Shame, really. There's nothing even wrong with big tits too, but still.

Rode in on the SS GamerGate did you?

So out of all potential partners for Cordelia, why is this spaghetti-spilling dork one of the few that can make her forget about Chrom?

Forget VR, tulpas are where its at.
Sanity is overrated anyway.

dee four cee

Thats a different user. I never played either SMB or FE. Like I said I only remember Robins taunt from the smb trailer

Stahl is good too. Coincidentally they're also her best eugenics options.

Who cares? You're both anonymous.

>Cordelia
>ever getting over Chrom
Also Lon'qu is canon single forever.

Don't fuck chupacabras

Because they're both the shit at what they do.
And both spill more spaghetti than a 3 year-old on an italian food buffet.
They're meant for one another.

how does that even happen?

blowjobs are practically foreplay

i'm only interested in canon ships user.

What's Silas posting?

Silas is a bro last I checked. Brings knighthood into Hoshido and fights by your side always.

He fucks Camilla.

Someone wasn't around when /l/ existed.

She's the cuckqueen.
She would have been perfect with Frederick. But no, she has to whine about Chrom still

>first time playing
>Cordelia mentions love alot
>Pair her up with Fred
>Talk to her daughter first time
>"UGH, Is she still talking about Chrom?"
>Mysteriously Severa has aether skill and none of Frederick's skills

Just a meme made by /feg/ where apparently you're strictly forbidden from liking Silas or shipping him with Camilla because in the localization Camilla admits she had a crush on Silas in the past. And seeing as /feg/ is run purely off of cuck memes that makes Silas a shitpost character.

The datamine is canon as is Chrom marrying the village maiden.
Which means Sumia is forever alone.

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Really? When?

I don't like Camilla so good for him.

Ah

but we all know who the mother of his children is.

Not true user. I don't want to fuck you at all.

what are their supports like in the original game?

Sorry breh, Olivia marries Henry.

... I actually made these two marry, since I had no need for any children units (Donnel + Robin = no contest)
You're saying it's canon?

HE DOES WHAT??!?!?

>25 times but no sex
Probably were all vegetarians.

My brother for life is Beruka
>gave her sol and luna
>She constantly crits
>final battle against Takumi demon form, she has 45% crit rate somehow

i.imgur.com/f6eRuR1.png

i've already got your waifu

ayyyyyyy how's /feg/ mate

It's pretty much just used to falseflag Camillafags really.

With a character so obviously meant to be pure self insert wankery and fan-service, having her have a crush on another character gives false-flaggers a good opportunity to pretend and say "ree fuck Silas get away from my onee-sama". Same with Takumi since fanartists love to ship him with Camilla rather than Corrin.

Pretty much the same as the English from what I remember, just without the crush mention.

Shitty as always

what a coincidence, Beruka is my baby maker for life.

user, if you want Frederick to be truly happy you have to pair him with Nowi.

youtube.com/watch?v=qP5fdSktRQc

Are there any good hot glue videos for Tharja?

>With a character so obviously meant to be pure self insert wankery and fan-service, having her have a crush on another character gives false-flaggers a good opportunity to pretend and say "ree fuck Silas get away from my onee-sama". Same with Takumi since fanartists love to ship him with Camilla rather than Corrin.
Makes alot of sense actually.

>doesn't like the style mojo yandere stalkers have
get /out/

I did GregorXNowi. Surprisingly cute.

Fire Emblem is another series that makes me think I will dislike certain characters but end up liking them:
Nah was one. So that guareentees Nowi never ends a game dead or a virgin.

This is important.

I have to assume it's all shitposting but at this point I don't even know. Someone who likes Camilla will obviously have to be attracted to the whole semi-yandere/mommy thing, so maybe some people really do act like that and purposely kill of Takumi or Silas.

Hell, there's pictures floating around where someone has cropped out what is obviously Takumi out of a Camilla picture

It's not like she dies anyways, she runs away if her hp reaches 0.

I just want to be her friend

>Tharjafag twisting the truth because he doesn't like that her popularity is a threat to his waifu's

In the original Silas was jealous because he never had any siblings, so Camilla comforted him by telling him she'd be his big sis for the day.

Treehouse changed it so that they had a thing for each other as children instead, even though they never interact outside of the support. And actually, Silas outright implies he still does like her, while she says it in more past tense.

Tharjafag is just twisting this to his convenience. It's more that you can't say anything decent about Camilla without people screaming about how bad she wants Silas's cock.

Worst part is that Tharjafag is a total hypocrite about it.

But god damn, Nowi is fucking useless. At any point in the game.

I'm pretty sure at least a few of the girls have conversations about bathing relatively regularly.

No it didnt.

He fucking says it every time a skill activates

>Tharjafag is just twisting this to his convenience. It's more that you can't say anything decent about Camilla without people screaming about how bad she wants Silas's cock.

Nah, I'd say it's both. You can't bring up Camilla or else you get Silas-posted, but you can't say you like Camilla/Silas or else you get attacked for shitposting.

Even in the Classic mode? I thought she can't get support once she hits zero?

Someone did once say "If they have kids, they can't die, even in classic". I never tested it out. I don't even remember who ended up dead when I played Awakening...

I think Tharja was the only one and it was an accident during recruiting, like with Panne's kid.

Go ahead and equip Robin with a Killing Edge, or make him a fucking Sorcerer.
You'll be hearing that shit all the time.

So what you guys are telling me is that Silas actively tries to cuck your character if you are a Camillafag, but it's been talked about so much it's just obnoxious now?

I thought Manaketes were well known to be super powerful?
I used mainly Nah to be honest. Gave her Sol a

>Waifu snatched like a motherfucking birthday.

>Fire Emblem is another series that makes me think I will dislike certain characters but end up liking them

I know the feeling...

unrelated, I imported all the Kamuis and Syallas from my Fire Emblem If SE saves and put them all in my main FEif IK save and only used them in the final battle against Hydra. also the Syallas were reclassed to witch and they were critting with Mjölnir like crazy. the save editor is pretty impressive. and my Syallas are A rank support with each other due to the nature of the hack.

Maybe I had shitty luck with her growth stats on my playthrough. She had fucking terrible defense even with Dragonstone+ and subpar attack. I was afraid of reclassing because of the plummeting stat drops, making her useless.
Even Tiki had better growth rates on my playthrough. And of course, Nah was fine.

I don't see the problem.

What the fuck, mods. Useless, all of you.

FE: Fates
Who are the charactesr always in your party?

>Felicia
Yes!!!!!!!! She's so fucking loyal. I brought his bitch to the ultimate battle and I always make her throw the first blow to weaken the big boss
I literally don't know how she survived the one time I did lunatic/classic Conquest. I should have filmed me playing it because there were some insanely bs moments that were good and bad
>Kana
>Silas (almost always)
>Wolf/Fox
>Younger sister

Problem is that no one ever really says they actually like the support. 95% of the time it's mentioned it is just blatant shitposting. Hell the only reason you even seem to like it is because you dislike her.

Pretty much. Despite what Tharjafag says, a lot of people disliked Silas even before that support.

Basically Silas gets all sad and Camilla says "I used to like you too, but those feelings may have passed." I imagine it was intended to leave it open for the S-rank, but Treehouse also seemed to want to distance Camilla from Corrin in the romantic sense considering some other changes. Kinda makes me wonder what changes they might make to her marriage convo with Corrin in the DLC, if they ever do it.

Pretty cool sounding actually. I've never bothered with online or log-book stuff so I can't say I know the feeling.

I do want to install a hack that lets you recruit Gaius, Cordelia, and Tharja but it's only for the English version.

Tharja cursed them all and they left. when they say "mods are asleep" it was her doing all along.

The unit goes away forever but they run away rather than die.
This is for all mothers, at least the regulars.

No one who actually believed that bought the game to begin with.

Mozu is cute

I just started Revelations yesterday and I don't know what to do. Do I play with her AGAIN? She's useful once you reclass her as a master ninja and then back to a maid but I KNOW I can get a better ninja or healer. But she's just so cute. Maybe I'll never abandon her.

I'll admit I haven't read all of Camillas supports, but from what I have read, Camillas Silas one seems to be the least worst really. Takumis and Corrins are just filled with her mommy coddling bullshit, Ryomas is just awful, Keatons is ok, Niles' is actually pretty good but not for romance in my opinion, so Silas is really the only one left. Kazes was also meh

>every walkthrough/guide/fortune cookie mentions she has great stat growth
>a must have
>I can't fucking deal with her even when I nearly get her to lvl 20 somehow
>ditch her
>have her get fucked so her aptitude skill is past on

too bad the ones making all the mods aren't interested in making it work with the English fan translated Japanese version or I'd install the custom DLC that allows recruiting Chrom, Frederick, and Lissa and the custom DLC that allows recruiting Mikoto, Sumeragi, and Garon

Takumi's is really cute and basically a fluff pairing. Corrin's was better in the JP version but it isn't his WORST support. Niles' is great, and Kaze's is also really nice. You're just upset at the idea that she'd come in and 'replace' Tharja.

How long until they introduce polygamy?

You can't ask a man to make a choice out of these!

You married her, right?

How do you feel about Tiki

I want to fuck Ursula

it's already available but you need a hacked 3DS

I don't know about you but I'd feel pretty safe knowing there's a dark wizard who wants to fuck always watching over me and ready to blast the shit out of anyone who tries to fight me

You're pretty much forced to play with her at the beginning because you have so few people.

This thread isn't vidya.

Reported.

Yes.
By her I mean Sakura though.

Well, I mean for mid and late game.

I wish all the people making hacks would work together to make some sort of pick and choose thing. I'm not even sure if I could be able to Frankenstein together a perfect game
>restoration patch that adds removed content/undub
>custom DLC that gives the Awakening DLC people and Mikoto/Sumeragi/Garon
>this new DLC that can give you Tharja/Cordelia/Gaius
>some other hack where units can keep their default outfit no matter what class they're in

It all seems so great.

>You're just upset at the idea that she'd come in and 'replace' Tharja.
But Rhajat is right there. Also I don't see why you try and write off every criticism I have of her as "you're just jealous!". Come on user, I don't even hate her, I just don't love her like everyone else does.

I might marry her too. She's pretty cute. She grew on me. Still, it would possibly ruin my daughter.

Oh yeah, or at least my girlfriend. The same with breasts, please.

Corrin is the king of Gary Stu's in this FE game.
Except on Lunatic runs, he stays single. So boring.
If a female, she can go fuck Saizo for all I care. Both are as lame as they are useful, unfortunately.

You couldn't possibly make kana worse.

Sorry man, gonna have to wait for the remake that will never come that probably wouldn't even make her romanceable.
I prefer Sonia though.

>“And this is before I even sharpen my nails.”

I want to be tied to a bed while Tharja straddles and tickle tortures me all night.

Because you've made it blatant in the past that you dislike her. It probably doesn't help that Rhajat had a massive drop in popularity compared to Tharja, as did the other two kids.

I mean come on, you literally tried to spin it as though Silas and people that like him are the victims, as seen

Why would I marry her when literally every other girl in the game is better?

Hell, even Kana's better than her

Actually, when I played Birthrights, Kana was a fucking animal. Wiped the floor with everyone. Even killed almost all the bosses. I don't know how: She was amazing and I didn't even max her.
Hinoka as a mom must have done it.

Then: Conquest... Kana did average. I should have replaced her, I know, but I didn't understand what the problem was. Severa mom.

So I think Kana can be good. But fuck RNG. Am I supposed to fucking restart or something when fucking Elise gets +1 speed at lvl 16 strategist or +0 at level 18?

>tickle torture
Bloodletting using her nails too extreme for you, bub?

She's hot.

not him but imo Rhajat > Tharja
but I like them both regardless
I tried marrying other units but I end up marrying her even on a new file

>Because you've made it blatant in the past that you dislike her
Michlan is someone who dislikes her, I'm just indifferent to her. And I don't care that Rhajat had a massive popularity drop, everyone was expecting that, hell, she did better than I thought she would.

Also I even said that both sides get shit for no reason, and both sides shitpost as well with the whole Camilla/Silas thing.

I meant personality wise.

and her hair is dumb

How can you say this about the girl went looking for you?
Sniper Hinoka is a boss.

>bodystocking
>feet
>that pose
uhfuck god dammnit user

>Bloodletting
Yes it is too extreme for me Also not my fetish

>that spoiler
Yea...

Personality wise is okay. Let her love her daddy. It's obviously pandering to the player, but I'd rather they pander that then most other things. She's a cutie.

>Nergal's homemade cocksleeve

I actually agree, at least in the JP version.

Except you only mentioned both sides after getting called out on it. Also a pretty big coincidence that, of all her supports, THAT is the one you ship for her.

Yes, but I was disappointed.

Yeah, my cocksleeve.

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I want to fuck a Tarja cosplayer, a Yoko cosplayer and a Nonon cosplayer

How does an autistic user like me make his dreams come true?

Please tell me you're a girl

I want to give Tharja a foot massage! While I'm doing it, I'll giver her foot a playful kiss! Then she'll lovingly pin me down and shove her lovely feet in my face! She'll then use dark magic to force me to kiss every inch of her amazing arches, then slowly amp up the intensity of the spell until I'm swirling my tongue in between her beautiful sweaty smelly toes until they're coated in my saliva! Maybe if I'm lucky, she'll even gag me with her feet until I'm begging for mercy on the brink of passing out!

I love Tharja's feet!

>"You are the wind at my back and the sword at my side, together my love we shall build a peaceful world.....just you and me."

I literally only pair the two together because it's the best eugenics I can match up and the supports aren't terrible, literally no other reason. But like I said just because I do so you have to assume it's some shitposting ulterior motive since the thought of liking Camilla/Silas is not allowed.

Checkmate.

This pic needs a slightly fatter butt and thighs

Prostitutes.

Of course, best big sister.

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>tripfag well-known for shitposting
>surprised that someone might think he's shitposting
Shocking

Why would Olivia have a fattening hex? Makes no sense.

Too old. too ugly
Somehow prostitutes don't really appeal to me.
besides, since it's my fantasy, I want her/them to be my waifu(s) afterwards

No, I married the EU approved sisters.

Stop with the Tharja pictures, guys. I'm at work. Especially no pictures of that hot cosplayer here I can't just go to the toilet.

I wish she would.

Where can you buy a non shitty version of this outfit?

>hime cuts are usually low tier.

I am so unbelievably disappointed in you.

>literally best most perfect hairstyle
>low tier

>Sakura
Fine
>Camilla
ew. I would never. I don't like titty monsters with mommy personalities.

>Felicia is the only character who sides with you no matter what from route you pick from the beginning.

How can I not love this girl, she even goes against the king's orders to be with you in conquest. Easily best girl.

Sakura is secretly lewd

Yes I am
Why?

>he doesn't like titty monsters
Also imo Camilla has way more personality than Hinoka. Hinoka isn't bad but I forget about her a lot and she seems kind of bland. Not really her fault so much as the fact that she was a later addition.

She's awesome. Fucking hunts you down in the known universe to help out.
If only she could fucking do her job as a maid.

But serious question:
In the epilogue, she ALWAYS gives up maid duties to become a commander. What the fuck is that? In her support, she clearly says she wants to be a maid. What happened? It sounds so stupid too.

Also: Kaze and Silas also side with you, though I think only Silas really counts. You have to convince Kaze
Also Lilith, that darling.

I don't forget about her at all, I like me some rasp.

FE Fates Special Edition restock fucking when?

>buying Fates

Yea, Camilla appears more. I wouldn't say she's bland. Honestly, all the siblings have parallels. She is also a loving older sister fighting for her little bro. She's tomboyish and quite nice.
You probably find her bland the same reason anyone finds anyone bland: no support or private quarter meetings.

How good-looking do i have to be to get a girlfriend that is as attractive? Will lifting help? I will start if so.

Never ever.

Yeah, she was just plain fapping material. It's that dress, I guess.
Married her in my second playthrough IIRC, first was Lucina, third was Cordelia.

You did, I mean yes any flying unit gets raped late game by the bullshit amount of wind magic and bow users, but Nowi is not weak at all, heck Nah and Morgan were broken as fuck in my game, specially Nah

I never knew how salty people are about that.

Then again I'll accept villager due to romance based in pies is silly.

Chrom gets with random villager,

Good choices.

I made the mistake of picking Anna my first time... Such mistakes. I should have waited.

Why?

same

me too

I haven't bought it for that exact reason

oh well guess I'll play it when it goes to virtual console on the NX or whatever console comes out after the NX

Best taste in the thread

She will also marry me

>Nah and Morgan are broken
Yep, that's how it was for me too. They became sisters for life in the support conversations as they were together always.

I made Lucina and Morgan 'canon' lesbians. meaning: no marriage. Who would marry off their kid?

I had to marry Kana off to give her the samurai class... I forgot to kill off Hisame after the reclass.

Mutually assured shitposting.

If Tharjafag has to suffer the Gaius memes then Camillafags have to suffer the Silas memes

Tharja will never invite you to fuck her new slave pets Lucina and Several.

I didn't even played the game because of how they butchered it and the fantranslation is dead

>buying a piece if censored media and supporting further censorship as a result
Chug bleach please.

>In the epilogue, she ALWAYS gives up maid duties to become a commander. What the fuck is that? In her support, she clearly says she wants to be a maid. What happened? It sounds so stupid too.
I am pretty sure that's a Treehouse addition. I'd only guess they thought it'd make her seem like a 'stronger' character.

Nah I've seen her supports. It's just that she doesn't really show that many personality traits. She's basically a nice caring tomboy that is awkward around girly things. She doesn't really have any flaws or many other personality traits beyond that.

>per se

ugh

I made Olivia into a fucking master swordwielding dancer. Astra, +5 swordfaire or whatever, lethality.

>paired off Kana and Kiragi my first run
>now it's also a meme pairing

>she will also marry me
Go away Hector.

Yea, it's quite butchered but I love the series and I do love what was added, even if its 15% of what the Japs get.
Luckily, most of the cut content I can watch separately online. It's not the best but it's enough.

I think Lucina, Tharja, Severa and Cordelia are excellent choices, Anna is okay.

Camilla is literally the same: mommy oneechan who is violent.

>tfw only Sumiafag

Fuck you Chrom, we read books together and shit. All you do is eat pie.

impossible and your a faggot. just get a prosti

Anna is okay, but I should have gone for a good choices.
Severa is a good choice too, yes.

That first guy was hector

I'm mark

Eh, imo Camilla shows more different personality traits. It helps that she's the only female sibling that is flawed.

This. 68 fucking percent though. Holy shit.

Fucking Benny, greatest tank I ever had. To think, I considered Charlotte instead of him. Benny everyday.

Is his son any good? Personality seems a bit too annoyingly beta for me

No one likes dumb klutzes who cuck redheads even if Villager is more canon

She's not gonna marry you.
Ever.

>I'd rather be a virgin than lose it to a fat chick

Your loss, you goddammn fag.

Fair enough. I don't dislike her nor do I mind if others like her. She's fine in my book.

That's fair then. I don't actually dislike Hinoka either if that's how it sounded. There's not really anything to dislike about her after all, unless you just hate how she looks which is dumb. Again I blame it more on her being a late addition. It's pretty obvious given how she gets less screentime in the story than any of the others.

Do cosplayers fug often?

Fuck me mark

fuck me hard

But she thinks about me every day, and will always fight by my side, don't fight it unless you want to get cucked.

But you know what? That's it Rath, I'm fucking benching you.