Meanwhile, in the r/v/

I'm sure we can stop at a gas station so you can pick up another one

dubs gets shotgun

what's for dinner?

Salty milk and coins

This sucks, I miss the mansion. Who was the asshole who called the cops anyways?

singles get shotgunned

ok i'm pulling up to the drive thru at taco bell, what does everyone want

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I'm still waiting for my heartburn medication that you guys hocked. All the shit you guys get for us to eat is suffering.

That would be great.
Wait, what ? They're all out ?
Its ok, just the bubble gum and some cyanide pills then

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Sorry, playing Monster Hunter on this thing.

You can borrow my PSP instead.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Great so what flavor cyanide you want senpai

There's some room on the couch if you want to relax user. Don't mind me.

aw FUCK I messed up the reply. Supposed to go to but someone cooler than me already did it anyway. I hope you guys brought enough cyanide pills to share

Two cheesy bean and rice burritos with added chicken and jalapenos, one spicy potato soft taco, a caramel empanada, and a nachos bell grande.

yeah but where's the bulge

Are we all just gonna spout the same tired meme every time we get fast food, now? Because if so, we'll just stop at a grocery store and buy shit you have to cook yourselves.

Do they still have Surge?

If not, nothing.

We only have one microwave for so many hotpockets. Literally not worth the effort my dude

I tuck it away silly

i'm sure twelve shopping carts full of doritos and mtn dew will be much funnier

Ok. Well. Come on then get it out. Fuckin', you don't have to keep playing these games every single time we go on a roadtrip bro

Yo, Mr White, it's like my choices didn't matter at all.

You don't need to cook fruits and vegetables
We can buy a hot plate and a pot and pan, too.
Have you never cooked for yourself before?

NO
GAY
SHIT

"who wants to play some fighting games with me? I think I'm gonna pick......RYU.

But I like playing these games

Since you asked so nicely~

>you don't need to cook vegetables
wow thanks for the protip brb eating a raw potato

Totally viable, if a bit disgusting

get me one of those boxes with the ps4 sweepstakes famalam I'm feelin lucky

WHO THE FUCK ATE MY CELERY

Old RV's like this give me panic attacks whenever I see one. They tend to have carpeted bathrooms, and they smell of old urine, and mildew. detailing cars > detailing rvs

If you win I swear to god it better be compatable with WipEout

so what kind of girls do you hope we'll meet when we get there

I forgot where we were going but I want asians

Probably no one dude that shit's gross.

DELETE THIS

sorry bro I needed a snack to go with my daily 2 gallons of water

C-can i play with you guys?

Haha real funny guys

What am i supposed to do with BBQ sauce and a pineapple?

...hello?

But it's comfy Having my dingle out~
I like the cool breeze on the tip~

Uhh, guys? Todd Howard is right behind us running at a really fast speed with an angry face. Should we, oh I dunno... Speed up a bit?

You're in luck user we're actually driving to asia

Wait. Who's driving this thing?

Ugh I thought this user was some other user's kid or something but it's a man.
A grown man.

James McCloud I hope

I am, and our final stop is prison for all of you

The car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel.

oh shit that's great news

THIS THING AINT ON AUTOPILOT, SON

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Just gonna put this in the DVD player. If any of you got a problem with it, we can just throw you out the window now.

Jokes on you, I am actually a Chameleos.

DELET

You know the rules

Anytime there are more than 3 males present at one location at any given time, shit starts getting real gay, real quick.

No worries, your ass is getting wrekt.

Can we please skip the cow fight?

Who has some Android .APKs

But I like being naughty~

no fuck you

where the fuck are we going again?

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The kind of grillz I fuck in college; 'Grill next door' looking ones.

Like this cumdump, Liz.

Aw c'mon dude it's not even funny, and it goes on forever.

Jesse we have to brew!

My finger points.

usually we play different music over it and it makes it bearable.

You're ruining the carpet, and my spare clothes!

Why the fuck do we have AC5 and not Verdict Day?

These clothes~?

Shibuya girls

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Can someone pass the doritos

Say, where are we even going anyways? Should we invite /k/ and /out/?

I only have a vita...

can i come in

I brought my ds and bomberman for gamesharing

A big mac

Here bro have these

Yes. Now stop ruinning them

Who the hell took my bag of adult diapers?

Heres what i brought for dessert

are we there yet?

Is this better~?

dude I thought you were bringing the grape one this time

WHO THE FUCK STAYS ON THE TOILET FOR 45 MINUTES. HURRY THE FUCK UP user.

someones gotta go empty out the septic tank

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

yeet. see ya bud

damnit user are you serious

Sorry my mistake, wash it down with some milk

Dude what the fuck, you made me spill all my orange crush all over the goddamned table. Shit.

I threw them out
They were shit

>Not pulling over and shitting on the street

That's lewd! Don't you feel shame exposing your body like that?

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Nope, ah ha~!

are we there yet

You better suck my dick or I'll beat you up, cakeboy

Yeah, but I'm currently playing SMTIV Final.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I have better ones to share

>Pass /vg/'s RV on the highway
>It's a literal roadtrain

Why are we all cooped up in this shitty small thing, why don't we get a trailer or two?

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Smells like shit in here

Man this RV fucking smells, let's go back to the Mansion

M-MASAKA

MY WHOPPERS

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can we listen to something besides running in the 90s

Who took my 5TB usb stick of porn

its too late to turn back now

Are you a literal faggot user?

DEJA VU

Sure, I brought my favorite vidya soundtrack for us to all enjoy.

probably that guy that was in the bathroom for almost an hour

where is he anyway?

WE'VE BEEN RUNNING ON THE FUEL RESERVE FOR OVER 10 MINUTES NOW FUCKING STOP AT THE NEXT GAS STATION YOU RETARD

Will SOMEONE keep this user away from front of the RV.

I left the oven on and forgot my dog can we go back?

Do you WANT a grid penalty?

is that an iCar?

it's cool I put the dog in the oven before we left

Just get out and push, if we stop, you faggot.

>teleports behind you

No not that dog my other dog

gtfo out you little shit

user are you afraid to ask?
My offer is still open.

Reminder that playing pretend like this is very autistic.

I cut the brakes, this ride will be our last.

We're finally going to escape. All of us.

Fine, I admit it, I'm not a little girl

WHO WANTS IN ON THIS HALO CE LAN PARTY?

i don't think anyone here would try and stop you

You better hurry up cause I got to go pretty soon.
Also somebody better take my handhelds/phone away or I'll be in there for an hour.

*opens a window*

CHECK SEREBII

Guy who was in the bathroom here
I died for a little bit but I'm back now
Also toilet's clogged

>Pokemon NO update patch

SURRENDER THE PORN
I NEED A GO

I just woke up at 2am...

Oh hey, everybody is still awake.

Boy am I glad I have my diapers

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Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the only answer

Be quiet everyone, Chiaki is sleeping

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BREAKFAST IS READY

>Initial D-obsessed driver is dorifuting at turns again
ffs I'm trying to play the PS4

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user this is just doritos in a bowl of milk

Wait, if everyone's talking and we are all on the bedrooms, who's driving the r/v/?

typical entitled Cred Forums browser

I call it blueberry waffles :^D

who puts their Doritos in anything but Mountain Dew (or any other soft drink)

[eurobeat]

you guys mind if i light up

GET WINGS

>Menthol
You trying to kill me?

Disgusting
I'm flying out that open window right now

Whoever pissed on my head while I was asleep is going to fucking pay

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Don't smoke. Vape.

How about a drink?

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Did anyone bring any girls?

Sure!

youtube.com/watch?v=v48F7NA2_t8

They make USB sticks that big these days?

Just a slut I was fucking in college.

But she's stretched the fuck out now and emotionally dead inside.

What can I say? I do good work.

>shows up in image reverse

Somebody throw this wannabe out on the highway

Objection!

I got 50 GB of OC of her pussy and asshole, brah.

You just don't deserve to see any of it.

Also, see:

That's her too.

Please remember to write in the list on the wall the volunteers for the weekly penis inspection day.

>Taco Bell
Fuck you I want Popeyes

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No shit bro, it was the only other post in this thread desperatly bragging about similiar, not hard to figure

But tell me, is her name Liz or Katee ?

It's on cruise control

It's Liz; she lives in Phoenix and went to U of A (lol).

She was in a WOW guild for years and one night she got drunk and spoke on her mic and everyone in her guild went apeshit and start demanding nudes.

She took a few and they somehow got re-blogged on someones Tumblr.

where the boipucci @
im going in raw

Welp, congratz, you convinced me.

You might have just image reverse searched like me, but I give you the benefit of the doubt

On the other hand, that tumblr post was 4 years ago, so you should maybe let it go

But thats up to you, of course.
Have one internet for now

THERE'S NO FUCKING GAS IN THIS THING, WE'VE BEEN SITTING IN A PARKING LOT PRETENDING TO DRIVE FOR 13 HOURS

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO OPEN UP THE BLINDS

Since the toilet is infinitely clogged, I'm going to shit in the goddamn woods. I'm bringing a flashlight. My code word for non skinwalker shenanigans is "fun"

Brb.

I get car sick guys

FALLOUT 3 > NEW VEGAS
SKYRIM > WITCHER
LOL > DOTA

*grabs you by the shoulders*
it's time to go, buddy

YOU'RE GETTING THROWN OUT OF THE RV, I HOPE YOU LIKE EATING PAVEMENT AT 90 MPH

NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I THINK I CAN HEAR POLICE SIRENS OVER THAT FAGGOT BLASTING GAY PORN OVER THE SPEAKERS

HOW BIG IS THIS FUCKING RV??

HOW DOES /d/ KEEP GETTING IN???

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?

do you remember

let me help you
pepsi cola > coca cola

How do you expect me to follow the damn train with your fatass on it?

heeeyyyyy, what is going on everyone. it's me only the coolest and most handsomest slice of pizza, PIZZA STEEEEEEEEEVE!

back to re ddit you unfunny imbeciles

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I'm not a manchild, so I have a vita

I do, good times. I prefer that version over the uber cancerous one full of useless shit.

Besides, who would have tought Nintendo would have BTFO everyone with one (1) game.

Wangan Midnight is better anyway, the S30 could beat the hachiroku without a second thought. I don't know why you guys are so obsessed with drifting.

t. contrarian

The arcade games for Wangan are better, the Initial D games are for autists. stop drifting this fucking thing and focus on the straights.

FUCK YOU

I spill my drink!

all piss bottles are full
what now?

Practice your jarate

Why do you need rv to drive and live in?
Why not just have a normal big car? You don't have a family anyway, so it should be enough for one person.
As a russian, this abundance of space is weird and unnecessary.
I wish I was back home, sleeping in my lada and fighting gopniks for a safe spot on the parking lot.

Who farted?

I bet it was

JERRY
WHERE IS MY CONTROLLER
AND DONT GIVE ME YOUR PC BULLSHIT WE'RE IN AN RV

i need to shit
who has the shitbucket?

MOBILE LAN PARTY

its turning into a cumbucket

user STOP, WE'RE GONNA CRASH

Guys, everytime we stop over there's this purple dinosaur screaming incoherent shit.

I think it's because of this guy Should we call the cops?
AND FOR THE LOVE OF KOT EMPTY THE SHITBUCKET

Oh god...
Don't tell me you've shitting in a bucket this whole time.
We have a bathroom jackass!

Fuckers flooded it, and you jackasses don't do anything about it except cum on it!

I wish you guys would stop giving me sneak blowjobs at night.

it's your fault for bunking above sucky chucky

Someone's asking for a ride guys, should we?

anybody want to play phantom forces on ROBLOX?

has he got any shrooms? This isn't a charity ride.

>you will never have a mobile LAN party with your bros
>you will never do a cross-country trip in an RV
didn't come to this thread expecting to feel

Who's boipussy will be the designated cum dumpster?

GUYS I HEAR AIR RAID SIRENS

>us
>your bros
choose one

fine, us bros

IM SCOTT ELDER AND IM A DEALER FOR THE PEOPLE

It's a penguin...and he's been drinking. Wait PENGUINS CAN'T FLY! PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!!!

THIS IS THE Cred ForumsICE, PULL OVER NOW

THEY KIDNAPPED ME I'M ROM /WG/

I'M WHITE DON'T SHOOT

Never even said that, are you sure you're not getting ahead of yourself?

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