Judo eh?

..or he's a russian commander from the 60's and wouldn't know about all the obscure asian martial arts so all of them would be referred to as judo.

He's Russian so yes.

Possibly true. But the throws in CQC really do look like Judo.

If kojima really wanted to get all proper about things, he could have had the russians use the term "Sambo." Russia made their own martial art, based on Judo too.

"The pioneers of Sambo were Viktor Spiridonov and Vasili Oshchepkov. Oshchepkov died in prison as a result of the Great Purge after being accused of being a Japanese spy. Oshchepkov spent several years living in Japan and training in judo under its founder Jigoro Kano."

Judo just seems to relevant a remark to what boss is doing than if he had just done the old chop hand "karate eh?" Shit most people do.

>Thats it!
>Thats the stance!

>aims gun long enough that his enemies can give a speech

Was he mentally retarded?

Kojima is such a bad writer

Why did he have electric powers?

Hedonist

Genderfluid

I always just assumed it was the suit under his uniform.

vocal chord parasites

Parasites have no reason to exist in the Metal Gear universe.

Why did bee man have the power of bees or ghost man have power of ghosts?

He's used to betrayal.

Too bad Kojima disagrees with you.

Kojima has no reason to exist in the Metal Gear universe.

nannermachines

Too bad Kojima disagrees with you.

Well he was russian, so yes.

because he's a shockingly bad character

...

Gays get superpowers.

Was she autistic?

Mentally... retarded?

that's gay

Judo was a big buzzword in the 60s. Why do you think Austin Powers uses "judo chop" when the entire movie series is aping the 60s?

literally a mary sue

>dies at the end of the game
Mary Sue you say?

Well, Solid Snake became a Gary Stue.
Shame we didn't get a WWII The Boss game where she was still getting a hang of everything.

>implying he didn't exclusively fugged EVA in the arse whilst pretending it was Raikov with boobs.

What was her will?

No,fuck you.Not everything needs to get a backstory.

For everyone to stop doing all that dumb Illuminati shit because no one has a perfect idea of how the world should work.

I was half memeing but dying doesn't actually make her not a mary sue
the whole story revolves around her post-MGS3 for no real reason and she's made into this legend even though her personality was 2d as shit

weak central plot device, not necessarily "mary sue" though

>Finale of the game is The Boss giving birth to Ocelot on the battlefield and watching him get taken away

Retarded? Are you saying he was learning impaired?

>ba a patriot
>complete the mission
>die for your country

>Cowabunga, cowabunga...
What did he mean by this?

Judo was Martial arts of 60-80
after that around 90s it was karate.
Now its just kickboxing or krav maga

>Chapter 3 Peace
>it's a reference to literally achieving Peace
>Chapter 3 was The Boss in WWII
>giving birth to Ocelot was going to be the button smashing sequence of this entry

Learning... impaired...
Huh?

Even better
>D-Day level
>need to get to the breakwater while being pregnant and about to give birth

>imagining boss running around with a bulging tummy
this feels wrong

she was probably hot when she was young

Not to mention she was probably also grunting hard due to contractions.

This.
If a game like that was made, WWII The Boss would be one of the highest quality waifus in gaming.

>sexualizing the boss
stop that NOW

Oh so you're saying PW ruined the series plot line? No fucking way.

When MGS3 ended The Boss's death was nothing more than a reason for Big Boss to hate America. None of that retarded "MUH Boss's will" trash that PW introduced.

>Korean War level
>find 17 year old Big Boss
>all those training sessions with a sweaty, 29 year old The Boss and kid Big Boss

...

By the end of the game he was flaming.

>not wanting to see what the fittest woman in the planet can do to you

How does Hideo feel?

I get it... He can't process information as quickly as others. Sounds dumb, but he might use this to his advantage, like some kind of wild card. Be careful, Snake.

I fucking loved Volgin. He's the kind of guy who would shock your ass for doing something stupid one minute, then invite you for some drinks the next.

>boss teaching snake sum CQC
>both getting sweaty from hours of training
>snake's body starts to give
>boss gets him in a leg lock
>his face is right up against her ocelot hole suffocating him
>Jack, let's make this the greatest ten minutes of our lives!

And then fuck your ass right after.

>fags sexualize Big Boss constantly
>can't do it with The Boss
I wanna fug her and there's nothing you can do about it.

Say what you want about the story, but when it comes to CQC and gun porn/techniques, MGS is legit as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=uuV86xjFaS4

she'll CQC your dick

No, she'll CQC you into the ground and ride you while you still don't even know what's happening

I think that's the point.

the boss would be disgusted and ashamed at you sexualizing her maternal nature

>spend a decade with a hot milf
>not only he doesn't get a milf fetish, but becomes autistic

Venom would have ravaged her then and there.

>venom

>tfw ocelot gets cucked so hard by BB he becomes his fuccboi

youtu.be/dlDUZm4xDzM?t=44s

>this poster is big boss

if I become gay will I get powers

>Big Boss cucked Ocelot with his own mom before he even knew him

Brain damaged.

What did she mean by this?

don't spread lies
John loves him

This is embarrassing.

She fugged him hard to have a memory of her for easy and fast masturbation.

The game was about jerking about CQC really hard, so Kojima wrote that to legitimize CQC, despite the fact it's pretty useless, in MGSV in particular, it has so much slapping it becomes Kung fu tier.

yes i promise

*unzips*

Yeahhh... I've always thought Volgin explaining the Philosopher's Legacy to Big Boss was a little tooo James Bond villain-ish.

Murphy's Law, bro. If something can go wrong, it probably will. Even if it looks like you're gonna win, maybe don't tell him your secret plans just in case.

Not sure if awesome or maximum autismo

youtube.com/watch?v=BBQ2mflwnEU

>Implying they're mutually exclusive

I think the point was that the characters perceived her as a perfect superhero, not that she actually was. We only ever see her from Snake's perspective.

She herself doesn't actually matter as a character, her role in the Metal Gear universe is defined by her legacy and other character's ideas about her.

>Solid Snake became a Gary Stu
What? If anything he started out as a Gary Stu and became less and less of one

>MGS1
Action movie cool guy who cracks one liners and gets the girl
>MGS4
wheezing old man

>this guy just barely resisting the urge to say twelve shots
kek

It's funny because he really was going to say it but went "oh wait, i'm on camera, better behave".

t. Ishmael

But she was pregnant at one point. She had a baby. That meant she engaged in copulation and her male partner (The Sorrow) ejaculated semen into her vaginal cavity and womb. She probably reached orgasm during this procreative act.

>impregnated by a Russian

That's hard to swallow, Kojima-san. Not to mention offensive.

Her pussy didn't find it hard to swallow :^)

who do you think was on top when they did the deed

I'm sure it was hard for her too.
Hard and intense.

I imagine they were huddled up together in a German winter, trying to keep warm on Hill 190. The rest of their unit was gunned down and the Germans were waiting for the legendary Boss to starve to death, because they were too scared to get into a gun battle with her.

She and The Sorrow eventually realized it might be their last few days on Earth, so they spent all of it fucking like rabbits. He came in EVERY orifice and she came on EVERY appendage. She had him in so many ways they're still today analyzing soil records and indents to add new positions to the Kamasutra.

>giving birth to Ocelot was going to be the button smashing sequence of this entry
Dear god fuck that. I could manage all the button mashing bullshit except for PW where I had to use the spoon trick, I can't imagine how difficult a birthing scene of button mashing would be.
>It's just five minutes of button mashing with a few seconds of rest mixed in every so often

>5 minutes
Nigga, some births can last even 48 hours.

David Bowie?!?

>48 hours
>The Boss starts giving birth in the middle of D-Day
>while she's doing it, even the corpses have been cleaned up of the beach

No shit, captain obvious, but even ten minutes of button mashing would be ridiculous for a video game. They'd have to take liberties with the realistic aspects or do some time skipping for each minute of button mashing.
She gave birth on the battlefield, that right there is enough bullshit for them to get away with a five minute button mashing birthing. Cause it's a video game.

the boss had a c section

>snake and the boss were apparently "more than lovers"
>the relationship between snake and ocelot wss bordering on homoerotic at times
They call him "Big" Boss for a reason

But in what shape

naked snake practically flinches when eva suggests he and the boss were lovers

Because Boss had no mercy with him when they went at it.

People still don't get this?

>volgin knew there was a spy
>invites the likely suspects to his torture chamber, ocelot/eva/boss
>leaks the information to everybody under the guise of mocking the soon to be snake
>actually fucking catches eva when she goes to steal it
>10+ years later people still accuse him of being a cartoony retard

His one mistake was not realizing that all of his suspects were spies and on snake's side.

Soon to be dead*

>ah, yes, i see you know your judo well

most centrally retarded

>yfw you realize The Boss and Sorrow were still fucking when he was a ghost and are always fucking now that they're both ghosts
>this is the actual reason Mantis goes insane since Sorrow follows him around

>"All I could see in peole's minds was the desire to pass on one's seed."
>it's not actually him being psychic, he can just hear the ethereal fucking of The Boss and Sorrow so he thinks that's all people want to do since Mantis thinks he's psychic
LOL

Are you retarded? Eastern martial arts were pretty spread in soviet russian, people literally imported "xeroxed" manuals and tapes.

Some kind of a special force commander would most certainly know about and maybe even got some training in various martial arts, judo being pretty useful for army CQC.

I got that reference

>Want to know how I got these scars?
Don't you remember, Ocelot was cut out of The Boss. That is why she was the "snake" scar.

I wonder exactly how tight she was.

Yup, its how they developed "Sambo" which still gives Judoka a run for their money today in the competitive grappling world. If there a re two countries other than Japan known for their Judo enthusiasm, its Russia and apparently, France.

Also historically it was just about the right time for Judo to be the most notable MA in the western world, at that time.

I thought it was just his red suit. It looked like it had circuitry and shit going all through it.

>Oh no, I've lost my bee expert. Better punch this wall to reveal my electric powers

>user does not know, how important part bees play in our ecosystem
>Volgin was actually member of Greenpeace
>A believer in "free love", that is why he was Bi

he feels alright

To add
>Volgin also believed in the posibilities of renewable energy, that is why he was essentially a human-battery.