A lot of video games feature drinking but which video games let you smoke or use other kind of drugs?

>18
>studying abroad in Japan
>high test
>get told I look 23
>never ID'd
Thanks for the based manfur genes, dad

white people just look older than japanese people
it has nothing to do with you

DUDE

other user here.
Beard automatically adds you extra 2 years minimum.

In original Deus Ex there were cigs you could smoke, that depleted your helth and made you cough (which you could sometimes use to your advantage if you were creative). In Fallout 1 you could take drugs (and get addicted to them) which temporarily enhanced your stats. In Gothic and Risen series you could smoke weed, but it had no effect on anything.

>29
>look like 18
Being a manlet is cool

Post a pic.

He did.

>23
>Some people say I look like I'm in early 30s
>Some say I look younger

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MINDS

This guy could be the ghost of a horror game, easily.

I'm also fat and disgusting looking, but everyone always ID's me. I went to the casino in my city with my mom and cousin. They both go right through, I get a stop.

Dad rock is a real thing but in my day we just called it butt-rock.

Vanqish has a dedicated smoking button you can use to trick heat-seeking missiles.

New gen of butt-rock is different to old butt-rock, distinction is legitimate.

>23
>Grow out neck beard
>People think I'm 28.

>21
>grow beard people think I'm 25
>shave people think I'm 18
Gotta hit the sweetspot

I'm in a similar situation, specially since my beard grows fast as fuck, on mondays I'm a kid, on the weekend I look older than I am.

BioShock. You can drink alcohol, smoke cigs, inject yourself with questionable juices every minute or so.

Saints Row 2

>drinking alchohol drains mana and replenishes health
what did they mean by this?

u dum butt dat pain threshold doe

Saints Row 2 you could carry around fast food, weed, and 40s as health kits, and I think other effects.

Postal 2 also had "Health Pipes" for temporary super healing and catnip for bullet time. Don't remember any booze.

Cigarette smoking causes veins to contract, meaning less ADAM circulation, while at the same time making you feel good so your health goes up.

>23
>have the penis of a 12-year-old
How do you become a girl again?

literally got it completely backwards
smoking drops your health because muh lungs, but dilates your veigns so increased circulation

drinking raises your health because muh pain threshold, but decreases your perception

How can I know if my father is a boomer or a gen X? Gramps definitely wasn't either so assuming ED is correct he should be the former.

>23
>all my coworkers thought I was 18

Well user do you believe in reincarnation and have a sharp object nearby?

I do have plenty of sharp objects near me but I don't believe in any concept that could be considered "religious".

Genetically engineered wolbachia, which doesnt exist right now, so ur fucked

Want me to teach you about my personal spirituality, user?

>Try 29. getting ID'd for a beer at the pub after work.
>All coworkers are there and know how old I am

this bothers me in modern media so much... people drink hard alcohol and passing out no problem but if anyone just lights a cigarette they make a special episode about it how bad it is.

You can make a very strong case for Bethesda games, Skooma addicts and undoubtedly Fallout 4.

>punch you skin with a hypodermic needle before a battle
>FFFUCKING KILLLL

Getting addicted to drugs is an actual mechanic.

Sorry man but Jehovah's witnesses gave me PTSD.

True.

However my furriness is prettg ridiculous, my chest hair isn't so much chest hair as it's full body hair. Pube thickness from my stomach to my neck because of genetics.

I grew a beard once but it looked like shit. I just do lazy permanent 5 o'clock shadow if I don't want to look neat for the first part of the day.

I think the oldest I got was that someone thought I was a company worker.

Butt Rock and Dad Rock are two completely different things.

Except addiction was there since Fallout 1, kid

Don't worry, mate, we've all been there.

Stop exporting Mormons, America REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

was he born before or after 1970?

Every ronnie comic hits to close man

>25
>Look old depressing late 30s when i have a beard
>Shave
>Look 18

Feel great to be eternally young just by shaving.

1960s is a better cutoff. People who were teenagers and students in the 80s and 90s are X

What part of
>Bethesda Games
Eluded you, kid

My bad, I read the previous post as "smoking drains mana" etc.

It does drain health and give EVE, but you're wrong in that nicotine dilates veins. It's the exact opposite.

>25
>people think I'm 18 at most
>get mistaken for a high schooler a lot
>always getting hit on by coworker who looks about my age
>find out she's 34 and married with two kids

Age is a hell of a drug

59. Don't know if it matters but his dad was a Mussolini sympathizer.

>started balding at 22
>start shaving it at 24
>i now look 15 years older
FUCK. These dark ass circles under my eyes aren't helping me either.

>go to video game bar in UK
>Chavs lurking outside harass you on the way in
>Gamergirl and normie groups everywhere
>Everyone is super drunk, can't even play games properly at this point
>Chiptunes blaring so I can't hear the sound of fucking mario kart 8, the only game we are allowed to play

>Fast forward 2 years come to Japan
>Quaint quiet video game bar
>Soft video game medleys in the background
>Only 2 other groups in there, quietly playing NES and a board game
>Everyone gets soda, comes with free crisps and chocolate
>We play various SNES/N64 games, entire wall and boxes filled with carts

I nearly cried.

>grow a beard it looks fucking awful
>shave and get confused for a girl

It sucks and I know sure as hell I'm not feminine enough for anyone calling me mam to think I'm a pretty girl. Also like half my facial hair is blondish so it doesn't show when it's just five o'clock shadow. I've basically got to shave only every 3 days.

>if anyone just lights a cigarette they make a special episode about it how bad it is.

Because of that shit it's almost surreal whenever I watch an old TV show and someone lights up a cigarette. I'm so goddamn used to someone having to say "hurr that'll kill u did u kno that?" that it's strange when literally no one gives a fuck.

New Vegas has a solid variety if drugs. Mods can expand this to easily be 100+ drugs, to the extent that a character can be built and roleplayed entirely around drug use.

You need to moisturize desu

I do. Twice a day

>video game bar in the uk

8-bit in in Falmouth? I don't know of any others.

Then do it 3x a day.

Take one shot of Jet. Instantly addicted.

I'm 29 and look 21 or 20.

Won't last forever, but I'm clinging.

>30
>Hair thinning out on top of my head
>Nobody else in family had this
>Told it could be because I wear headphones a lot
>Internet tells me this doesn't happen

Fuck me.

>Told it could be because I wear headphones a lot
By whom?

Relatives.

Code Talker here. That's not how parasites work, you fucking fraud. Also male to female, etc.

Are any of them specialists on the area? Cuz that's bullshit and if they are they should be fired from their jobs.

Your relatives are fucking dumb

>24 years old
>in one year I'll be 1/4th of a century old
>chances to have youthful encounters are quickly slipping away
>soon I'll be an ancient, bald, disease-ridden man with nothing to show for it

It's not fucking fair. I need more time.

It was in London. This was a long time ago.

I'm planning on going back to school and using my ability to buy booze to make people pretend I'm still young.

Any dematologist worth their shit will tell you the difference, same with any stylist really. If it bothers you, which trust me, I've been there, have it confirmed.

just start lifting man

/videogames/

What's your favorite videogame user? Mine is Pokémon Go!

Just an hero at 35

Vanquish and Yakuza let you smoke as a combat move

Mine is candy crush. I always have to pay so I win though.

>23
>one day I look in the mirror and don't recognize myself for a second
>realize I have an adult face now and my hair is receding and thinning

fuck this sucks, I used to be fanatical, gorgeous and get hit on my older women, now I'm just another schlubby guy

I think if you can't pay to get past obstacles it can't be considered a game in the first place.

I remember a mission in GTAV where some dude gave me pot brownies and I wound up shooting my machine gun at crazy clown zombies.

Exactly, otherwise if you get stuck you have to spend ages trying to work out how to win and it's boring.

Alcohol doesn't give cancer to everyone in a 500m radius

Many violent crimes are committed under the influence of benzodiazepines and related drums.

T. Career criminal

Dad and Butt Rock are two different entities. Be careful now.

>22
>let beard and hair grow during depressed period
>look like I'm 35
>with bags under my eyes and tired looking resting face I look like I'm 40
>huge chunks of hair fall down everytime I undo my ponytail
>huge chunks of hair fall down everytime I wash my hair
>realize I'll have to cut my hair to zero because of compulsive hair pulling
>can't even rock a good enough beard
>tfw I'll be a literal egg man

Video

Games

>be 18
People thought I was 30
>be 25
People thought I was 30
>be 32
People think I'm 30

I hope it keeps like this.

>go to bar
>go to a bar in the UK
>is surprised people are drunk

>this randomly placed switch on the wall

>Drinking booze
>+x in hp pool for x amount of time
or
>+x CON for x amount of time

only realistic way to do it

My family has this blessing too. My dad is 70 and looks 40.

>be 30
>can't buy booze without ID
I have no idea why they think I'm under 18 even if I have a stubble.

>leaving your house at all in the UK

I wouldn't.

>beard
people think I'm 40
>no beard
people think I'm 15

don't fuck with quentin

So I went to my college orientation after holding back on college until I was 23 doing a lot of work to make sure I could get a job during and after school, the place is filled with nothing but 17-18 year olds who not a single one I talked to guessed my age at anything below 27.

Shits fucked.

Iktf, we should just kill ourselves

>Drink and smoke
>Not eating bottles of booze and packets of cigs and absorbing its powers into your body like the 90s PSA comic book villain you are

>have looked like I'm 25 since I was 16
>still look like that nearing 30

I can't complain.

Pretty much this. Both are bad but if you feel like poisoning your body at least don't force everybody else to do the same.

Oh because drunk driving isn't a gigantic problem or anything.

>Hair went gray when I was 17-18
>People thought I was in my late 20's for the next couple years
>Now I actually am

It was kinda funny for a while.

Then just don't drive while drunk? With cigarettes you can't just choose not to generate passive smoking.

what about vaping

>choose

You can choose to not get so drunk but at a certain point you've drank yourself fucking stupid and you are now going to do stupid things.

Also at least where I live if you wanna fucking smoke you gotta find the designated hiding spot.

Neither does smoking.

>tfw 19 going on 32

The whole point of "dad rock" is that it's less about a description of the music itself, and more about what kinds of people listen to that music, which are generally fathers who listen to what was cool back in their day but know jack shit about other kinds of music and consider classic rock to be the pinnacle of mankind's musical achievements.

What is second hand smoking? A lie made by liberals to take your precious cigarettes away?