Cooped up autists: the board

>cooped up autists: the board
So how do you deal with the human need to go out and socialise but the lack of reason to?

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I talk to myself in my head.

>the human need to go out and socialise

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>human need to go out and socialise
kek

I do too, tulpamancy gives you a little company but I still feel like I'm wasting my younger years.

>tulpamancy

Stop it

>he doesn't have IRL vidya bros
And before you ask, it is fucking homoerotic and that's how God intended it.

Who needs human interaction when you have V I D E O G A M E S?

I only got the GTA5 and Hotline Miami references

i'd go outside if i had a cute girl like Mio to hold hands with

>no gf
>no cute girly bf

its all downhill, every day family.

I just want to have some happiness in my life but nope.

I'd go outside if I had a boyfriend but I'm too shy to meet all the people who want to meet me on /soc/

"human need to go out and socialise"
what the hell are you talking about? the only thing i socialize with is my nut sack

>26 yrs old
>still in mothers basement

JUST

>human need
I'm apparently not human then.

Virtual socialization is all I need.

I have 3 jobs and go to school & the gym
No fun allowed, but at least I'm fit and not at home all the fucking time

>he hasn't transcended all earthly desires

>the human need to go out and socialise
By not having that need.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder

why do anime posters are all so terrible?
what's the secret about it

>human need to go out and socialise

I come here
same thing you're doing
jk I still get to drink with friends often

I have a job. Thankfully I've met people just as stupid as I am.

>not advertising yourself to the girly guys who desperately need love like me

>having to move onto your dad's schooner because rent is too expensive

Sounds like you two have a solution!

But yeah, I'd probably get out more if I had someone to go with... And some idea what to do.

I'm mostly from /tg/. I leave the house regularly to LARP and play tabletop RPGs. I may be a geek, but I'm a geek with a social life at least!

Plus I live with three of my friends, so there's that. Honestly, it's hard to fap when one of them's always poking his head into my room to ask if I'm done building my miniatures and can play a battle yet.

not that guy but
>implying i haven't already tried
>implying there are fuccbois on Cred Forums who actually like talking and aren't just crazed ERP addicts

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>human need to go out and socialise

I like talking, but I have the problem where I try to get into real relationships but I just end up ERPing with lots of foreigners.

Because in today's society you either already have friends or you are treated like a fucking lepper

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more like nut shack

What?

IT'S

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sad but true. after high school and to a lesser extent college, you pretty much never make new friends unless you are hooked up with friends of friends

Online voice chats are a good enough substitute

I basically camwhore for free.

please help

that's literally me. how common is this shit?

Are you cute?

>tfw no cute 1x yo gf to have sex and cuddles with and play video games with

suffering

I'm an autist, but not a cooped up one
video games

oh my condolences
i've been there

I talk to Cred Forums of course

How do I get out?
I don't mind my online friends, but I really miss having more than just a couple real friends.

I realized this is more necessary for me than I thought. I kinda start to lose my mind if I don't talk on Cred Forums a little everyday. Or in vidya.

its kinda hard to get a gf that young once you reach around 25 or so

after that its used goods only, but plenty of guys that arent used goods strange enough

I don't need to socialize, period. I mean, really society wants to me interact with the trash of society? To tolerate niggers, spics, yellow niggers, kikes, sjws, libtards, hippies, Marxist, oldfags, poorfags?

Just turn on the tv or stream on the internet. Right now you've got googles chimping out over the death of some dindu because muh racism over at Charlotte, North Carolina. Seriously, what the hell, I'm suppose to interact with those googles? Is society retarded and insane?

>So how do you deal with the human need to go out and socialise but the lack of reason to?

The worst part about this is I am married, and I know like a handful of human beings that come to my house every now and again.

I still don't go outside. This is what happens when neets grow up. This is why huamnity is doomed.

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I have no money if that's what you're asking.

kinda wish I could just go back 10 years in time but keep my current sex drive

I'd get a gf in no time

>human need to go out and socialise
Cred Forums is the only socialisation I need
everyone above and below my post are faggots

what need?

I do go outside 4 days of the week though.
I don't socialize however.

this board is literally human interaction though. it fortyfills human interaction.