I'm going to jail. What's the last game I should play before I get locked up?

I'm going to jail. What's the last game I should play before I get locked up?

fuck off

Prison architect

problem?

FUCK OFF FROM THIS SITE YOU REDDIT SHOT HOLY FUCK

I thought consoles were pretty standard to have in prisons today.
Hell, even Breivik got his on console to game on.

I ain't in Northern Europe, bro.

Just kill a bunch of people, I mean you're already going to jail right? Not like they can put you on trial again.

Persona 5

What crime did you commit

Not funny. I got 3 years to do.

play the lift fucking weights and get sober game. you´re gonna have really long days and a LOT of free time with nothin to do. also stick to your own race.

Pikmin

Ok then make sure you shank someone on the first day

What did you do?

Saints row or GTA. All of them.

Play some harvest moon to put away your agro and to have some comfy memories

BTW what the fuck are you in for?

RapeLay, self insert as girl

I pissed on the neighbour's cat.

Stalker
just have a good, immersive time

The game of putting massive dildos in your ass so you can loosen up your butthole enough to hide a handheld deep inside your rectum out of reach of the jailkeepers long gloved fingers.

>last moments before 3 years in jail
>spend them on Cred Forums
Nah

Manhunt
The Suffering: Prison Is Hell

Also protip OP: tell your relatives to bring you cake. Be sure to put a razor deep inside it (razor as in the ones emos use to cut their wrists)
Also, keep your newspapers, turn them into millwall bricks. Or paper crossbows, if you find the google links

You fucking idiot. You deserve your sentence.

The Punisher

I threw a molotov at a bunch of rioting niggers in Charlotte. Shit was worth it, I got about five of them burned pretty good

How dare you