Game starts with a quote

>game starts with a quote

...

>game starts with a trigger warning

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children"

...

>Game starts with a taste of how crazy/powerful you will eventually be

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>fanmade guides have quotes from sun tzu.

>game starts with a made up quote from a character in the game

>game starts

I bet a lot of indie rpgs do this

>Inspired by historical events and characters, this work of fiction was designed, developed, and produced by a multicultural team of various beliefs, sexual orientations and gender identities.

>fantasy game with no relations to real world
>starts with a quote from real life person

Fucking Hotline Miami 2.

Which game does this?

>game starts with a Nietzche quote

>game starts with epilepsy warning

Assassin's Creed. The later games added the sexual orientations and gender identities to the list.

>game starts with another game

Ethnic Cleansing

>Starts with a cave

>War, War never changes.
>War, War never changes.
>War, War never changes.
>War, War never changes.
>War, war never changes.

>War has changed

> Non-military use of Sun Tzu

Far Cry 2

>gender identities

Unless they have people of Hirja, Two-Spirit, Androgyne, Gender-Gifted, Gender Bender, Femme, Person of Transgender Experience and Androgynous identities, their workplace is not diverse enough. Fucking shitlords.

I bet you think I made those up or they are not officially recognized anywhere. Wrong.

How do I make just an arm or a leg female?

What are the one's where the arm is a different color?

My right hand is female so I'm not gay.

>game starts with a cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

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>start playing Xenogears
>"I am the alpha and the omega, the fir-"
>turn game off

With modern progressiveness anything is possible!!!

>only two colors
UGH

I had Baldur's Gate in mind

>game starts with a quote from a fictional character

caught me offguard

>game starts with a shitpost on Cred Forums

>Game starts with a tutorial

Youuubeeesoft

Asscreed

It made sense in AC 1, since you are a muslim killing jews and christians in the middle east, and it was basically a "we arent taking sides here" notice

It's now just a self masturbatory badge

Tales of Phantasia

>game doesn't start

pls help

You know, I found it kinda funny in ass-creed 1, because it had this air of "Please don't break into our offices and behead us, muslims."

Hate when they put religion in my games

Bionic Commando

Morrowind.

Full metal alchemist

Works on my machine. :).

Life starts and ends with a shitpost.

What I want to know much more is what the fuck pic related means. Can anyone explain it??

Every racing game ever

DUDE YOU HAVE THIS SUPER BAD-ASS TWIN TURBO V8 DRIFT CAR BUT A HAMFISTED PLOT TWIST MEANS YOU GET TO RACE AND UPGRADE THIS SHITBOX INSTEAD LOL

Here's a fix ;)

[MUST BE A PREMIUM MEMBER TO SEE LINKS]

DELET

That's just full dyke lesbians

They touch lady parts but look like men on the outside

>zombie game ends quoting a poem about a cannibal

poetry

>game starts with you fighting the previous protagonist

>Open Cred Forums's catalog.
>No less than 5 threads greetexting mild annoyances with video games.

>things that never happened

At worst it would've required you to make a quick free account. You pathetic sack of shits that want everything handed on a platter to you should be gassed.

Maybe trannies who are still transitioning or not wanting to transition fully?

Two futas.

Cuck nigger shill. That's what it means.

>play a game about punching god in the face
>mad when it starts referencing the god you're going to be punching in the face
>quitting instead of punching god in the face

It's like you don't even want to punch god in the face.

Red flag that it's made by pseudo-intellectual hipster trash.