Meanwhile, at Mother Base Cred Forums

Meanwhile, at Mother Base Cred Forums....

Puppy paw pads.

Thank you for breaking my arm, sir!

*cough*

The hardest missions in this game are the shooting ranges on Mother Base, prove me wrong

I want to try out Boss' rocket punch but I don't want to cut my own arm

I don't know about them Kikongos..

HE'S A WOLF YOU FUCKING RETARDS

I dont understand, Huey did nothing wrong guys...

Send me on a mission boss.

you guys ever wonder what the fuck miller puts into his burgers
shit glows like tracer bullets but tastes like a million dollars

I feel that only holds true for the R&D course.

Everything else was fine, R&D I did a dozen times, always missing 1-3 targets, until I followed a walkthrough vid while pausing after each target.

>tfw Pouncing Harrier will never CQC with you

Mother Base was the worst thing in the game

The game would have been 100 times better with out it

>patrolling medical platform
>walk past quiet's cell
>Quiet is showering
>Boss is standing right outside the cell and staring at her
>get a few of my buddies to go and watch
>ocelot keeps looking at me with a strange look on his face
am I going to be okay?

*shuffles around a bit*
Fuck i wish there was work to do or a chair to sit in

G-g-guys, I'm gonna ask her out. Wish me luck.

>quiet's playing music too loudly
>foggy weather
>tinnitus from constant helicopter noise
>boss keeps chipping the paint off that jeep i have to repaint every day
>now that dickhead ordered me to paint the whole base in a different color
>tfw unsanitary
>tfw never sleep on guard but boss won't believe it
>tfw it's getting a bit crowded in here

Cheers !

Hey boss how about developing something so we can file bankruptcy and lower our morale

I feel bad for the assholes stationed at the R&D platform, that rocket propelled porta-potty never fucking shuts up.

>Hear infinite heaven fixes Mother Base
>Still feels dead, just with more equipment and people standing around

Am I the only one who has seen the boss travelling to different struts with the carboard box? Like nigga, just grab a car lmao.

Every time the boss sees me he immediately CQC slams me. Does he do that to you guys too, or is he just mad at me or something?

are you the guy who keeps sperging out when someone mentions that D-D might be a wolf?
I mean he is a dog but fuck nigga chill. Last time I heard someone say it the boss punched him out, woke him up and punched him out again

Boss, when are we gonna develop Doritos?

It makes me happy knowing retards like flood this board with their shitty opinions.

You think that's bad? Try getting in a line with a bunch of other dudes and have the boss target practice with his fucking rocket arm.

*slowly walks down some stairs*
*clears throat*
*looks around*