Version 1.13.4 Now Live! (23/9/2016)

REMINDER TO THROW ALL WEEBS INTO THE MEAT GRINDER

The other character Hono posted on twitter was just said to be a friend. Presumably a friend of Alicianrone, I can't really read Japanese so I'm going off of general gist from translators.
At least we know for certain Nath is coming at some point, since Hono specifically said that it wasn't implemented yet when that button was seen at TGS.
Your guess for who goes with Nath is as good as mine. But there's a pretty high chance it'll be someone from the QP Shooting or Flying Red Barrel games, as they have a large pool of characters that haven't been tapped into yet.
Mei (Red & Blue), Yuuki, Tomato, Mimyuu, Kiriko, Arthur, Chris, Nico, Natsumi
Cpt. Tequila, Mescal, Scholar, Scientist, Merchant, Lone Rider, Islay, Bourbon, Grain, Guild Master.
But who actually cares about FRB? It's going to be a QP/Xmas Shooting character Marc will go cry in the corner.

Guys, I enabled the realistic no HUD and no the menu won't pop up because it's a HUD too...

OH BOY MORE THINGS OJ IS HITTING IT OUT OF THE PARK

As a special event, all characters in the game are now playable until October 3rd.

Hop onto a new character and discover a new way to mess up your friends!

Tsih and Iru when

Aaaand contest results.

steamcommunity.com/games/282800/announcements/detail/990053830266852802

>that Flying Castle
Daaamn.

>that Banned for Life
lewd as fuck

The update is pertty much nothing.

I'm so glad that Banned for Life entry won. Sucks for the other really good entries, though.

>tfw my paint doodle lost
Pretty good winners though, that BFL is great.

>-Fixed Stiff Crystal being consumed by your own Dance, Long-Eared Beasts! trap.
Wait, now isn't affected by that? Fuck, Kyokos are getting more annoying now

FEED ME SEYMOUR, FEED ME.
>Kyoko using Dance Long Eared Beasts
I mean I guess it's possible if somebody uses Gift Exchange but holy shit I never once imagined that.

yup

Boy you haven't seen lobbies with Kyoko, Krila and Fernet while playing an offensive character? That's the true hell.

Friendly reminder that you can win on a 100% luck based game against overpowered and/or cheap characters even if you are using the weakest character of the game out of pure skill.

>adjustable zoom
I've been waiting my entire life for this.

>picture unrelated

>MC the weakest
Fuck off

Actually, the true hell is 2 Kyoko's and a Krillin who gets half the hypers but never uses them, while playing someone like Syura, who can't do anything about the Kyokos.

Don't respond to it.

>tfw just want to play dangerous dog
>tfw cards constantly shuffled and discarded even when i finally get useful cards
i just want my pudding

Don't reply, just report.

Not really. Usually I'm playing Aru. Or Kyoko.

>playing Danger doggo
>Gift Exchange gives you an Ex. Specs + 2 Dangerous Puddings

i'm feeling DANGEROUS

Sham is the cutest AND has the best music theme.

i want to marry sherry

sham is a sham

>Actually, the true hell is 2 Kyoko's and a Krillin who gets half the hypers but never uses them, while playing someone like Syura, who can't do anything about the Kyokos.
The hilarious approach to this is to land on a Krila trap, then waltz up to one of the Kyoko's and slap down a Reverse-Attribute Field. +2 atk against -3 def, you should be able to deal a significant chunk of damage at once.
Only problem being that Kyoko doesn't want to bring RAF, Syura doesn't want to bring RAF because it'd make her hyper really bad, and a smart Krila generally doesn't want to bring RAF because of the +2 ATK scenario I just described, but there are some situations where Krila may bring it, such as against bullies or for the boss.

Agreed. In sora.
youtube.com/watch?v=65oP1iGTuGg
youtube.com/watch?v=3CHN1qzeoyo

>RAF against a maxed out Kae
>RAF against Peat
>RAF against a hyper Nanako
>RAF against hyper Sora

Many uses for the card, I always end up taking one because of the potential use of it.

>RAF against hyper Sora
A 5 is still kinda dangerous though.

Lot less dangerous than a 7.

Sherry a best

If she's being super obvious with her approach, she might try to whip out I'm on Fire or Big Magnum to seal the deal only to get stuffed for it.
RAF is a great card but the only reason you'd not bring it is if you know there are going to be characters that have strictly negative stats such as Poppo who could get a lot of mileage out of it or if you have strictly positive stats and don't want to risk having them flipped on you.

men of taste, i see

Official Saki Fanclub
rage

Alicianrone will be a DLC/guest character before her game even comes out.

I don't know. The fact hono posted a new character shows that there is some progress being done, even if junpyon is less involved due to turning Syura into a pornstar.

I had a SMB3 t-shirt once, but our cat shit on it.

Shat on it? Shitted? Shitted on it?

Neat! Chicken hyper soon makes me happy

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>this didn't win
why?????

I would have preferred it as well.

Cause it's a chicken not a goose, you silly.

Where are the porn doujins, faggot.

I don't understand, neither of them were busty in the first place. Why would reverse attribute do that?

That's the point, they are getting tits. They aren't exchanging attributes.

That's the joke, they get things they lack.

You know where.

>manager winner put his signature in the image
Gross, hope they remove it for the in-game version.

it's out there. you just gotta find it

where's the dicks

They had one already so they lost it.

Remove the lobby because DOOR STUCK

>that artist already won one.

exhentai.org/g/942330/f6eb2878f6/
exhentai.org/g/978455/cd8ee470b3/
exhentai.org/g/963535/53303e663c/

Uh. Remade. I remade the lobby.

I mean, I did remove the old one, but that's not the point.

If anything I'm more surprised that pic related didn't win that category.

Yeah, that one was way better.

There were a lot of pictures which I think were better for golden egg, the winner for the golden egg picture is kinda bad if you ask me honestly, especially if it's going to be shrunk down to fit on a card.

My guess is that the picture that won fits what the card does the best.

Sweet thanks.

which lobby is the real one?

i tried joining and it was broken

The lobby without specs

The one with 4 players should be the right one.

If it didn't work, I assume you tried joining when we went into the deck builder.

This looks new.

Make sure it ends up on the booru

Do I dare post my most recent piece of shit?

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Almost everything I'm posting is from near-ancient Twitter posts.

I have a lot and I'm too lazy to upload anything, so you'll just have to do it yourself as I'm posting them.

Fair enough, I suppose.

I'm kind of surprised the OJ booru is over 2000 posts. This makes me wanna get my shit sorted and start renting a datacentre already.

What is this booru? Is it were people get images to avatarfag with?

Quick question, how much of what gets uploaded is actually sourced?

It's where people get images to jerk off to.

Through dick, unity.

DOG

>fbf dev/staff on saki room

>Not knowing FBF stalks the threads.

They naturally gravitate towards the circle jerk.

Phillybuster loves Saki too. It's fact.

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The fuck are you talking about? He loves Poppo.

It's a tale of forbidden love.

He's torn between the power of memes and the allure of the one perfect girl.

Can he stay true to his heart and follow the right path, or will he fall to darkness?

Does anybody have the sprites of the characters, including the DLC ones?
Also is there a pic of the logo saying 100% rigged juice?

You'll wanna use theminusworld.net/oj_view/oj_view.html for that. You can then shove them in waifu2x for absurd resolution.

Example attached.

That a big Sham

UUUU

Liking Saki is more of a meme then Poppo

This statement is false.

By this you mean your own post right?

Even if you see it as memetic, there are still reasons for Saki being considered the bestgirl. There may be people parroting the sentiment but there's still some genuine rationality behind it.
Poppo meanwhile is a meme for the sake of being a meme. She's a forced meme.

>tfw they changed both the Steam icon and banner to Poppo

The only reasons I could see is her cooking. Just look at her face. Even if Shifu didn't order Saki to kill Suguri, Saki would of done it anyways. Impolite used goods who is only good for cooking.

Reminder that Fernet is factually the best girl.

Here, I'll settle it.

Brainwashed Saki is not the real Saki. That face is not hers.

>tfw your girl isn't meme enough to get anything

I'm still annoyed by all the special treatment Poppo continues to get.

In fact, it seems to be getting worse lately.

>Brainwashed
All shifu did was force them to obey orders. They think normally. See AoSX story. Also that's not the real Saki. It's a Saki that Tomomo created.

It's getting worse because she's the only character who gets skin events.

I would still make an eroge with Syrup

>Forcing them to obey your orders isn't brainwashing

What stops you from doing one ? There's easy tools if you (or someone else you hired) can do art.

Why isn't Marc's game on steam?

Nobody cares about Marc.

>Rockin' Android
>Caring
That's a laugh.

Rockin' Android has the rights on FRB and are pretty much dead. It's not like Sora where the rights holding was shaky.

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I will never stop being mad about AoSX netplay being fucked.

>bugged achievements in both Suguri and AoSX

See AoSX

Everyone who isn't Suguri or Hime was forced to obey NoName, but they didn't want. They weren't brainwashed just forced.

The netplay is fine the two times I used it. However playing it the second time was a bit slow but playable. You just have to play with people who are closer to you.

Again, they keep doing Poppo events because if people complain about favoritism, they can shove it off easily by stating Poppo is an original character from 100% OJ, and that doing Tomomo events would be unfair to people who don't have her unlocked. And no one gives a shit about Kai.

Meanwhile, if people cry favoritism over a Suguri event for example, they'd be forced to start doing events for all other crossover characters unless they had a really good reason to do said Suguri event. And DLC characters are out of the question for the same reason Tomomo is.

Because Rockin' Android.

Big fat cat tats

pw rage

So npc hypers coming on oct 3rd?

SAKI.SWF WHEN

That would be utterly stupid. New players don't have enough stars accrued to reasonably get the NPC units in the store and they actually will be entirely incapable of purchasing the Boss units through the store until they reach a high enough level (Flying Castle is the final purchase and is at level 40) and have sufficient stars to do so in the first place.
They'd get much better mileage out of the event by releasing the patch and letting the game become a free-for-all for all new players who pick the game up and they get a chance to also trial all of the DLC characters in case they want to buy those too.

IM REAAADDDDAAAAAYYYYYY

Where's the goddamn lobby

DO
IT

You're welcome.

FOX

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That's a stupid justification because people can just complain about Poppo favoritism regardless.

Which they do.

It cracks me up everytime

Im down for Saki with a skirt.

It opens the way for very beautiful things.

>100% Randomness Juice
I fail to see the problem.

WHERE IS THE
L O B B Y

>Current Year
>There are STILL people who don't understand why Saki is Best Girl
>They genuinely believe it's some sort of "meme"

The Saki hate meme needs to stop.

We should all be honest about our love for her.

What makes Saki good?

>150mb update
>for nothing

?

>Cute
>Nice
>Polite
>REALLY cute
>Such a good cook she became a god through it
>Great with kids
>Sexy, while being cute
>Always fun to play

She's tanoshii

getting tired of saki posters

With that post, you're one of us.

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youtube.com/watch?v=3Njefgu21Ic

Then QP Shooting Dangerous made it canon.
Then Dragonball made a movie copying the plot.
Saki controls everything.

I'm back from death.

Which OJ do I draw.

Syura

And here's why I say I'm not.

syura

Seagull.

Draw Mira. Or Tsih.

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Nico.

Saki if lewd

Krila

Are there any drawfags around?
Could you put Kai on the floor like in pic related while he has a clear view under the girls' skirts.
Please?

Why don't you like Saki? Is it because she's more popular than your favorite OJ?

Damn, Kai is literally Tohno Shiki.

Star bully

>in sora
Hime is the cutest in sora. That is scientific fact.

Which OJ should I dress up as ?

Here, user, this is all I can do before work, sadly.

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I also did this between threads.

The hair looks too short but thanks anyway.

L O B B Y

W H E R E ?

Gimme 5 minutes.

>Polite
told suguri to fucking die
>Such a good cook she became a god through it
that wasn't the real saki
>Great with kids
iru is the one great with kids

>told suguri to fucking die

Still said please, and it's not like she could have left her alive.

Saki Daki
rage

close enough

Pretty good.
Custom colors when?

never

Saber Sora Military when?

Needs 1.

never because we need more colors options, but here have a leaked iru in 100% orange juice

>never
;_;

it's alright. saber was shit anyways.

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I agree
the Lancer version is much better for fapping

Sora Alter, Sora Extra and Sora bride when?

After Sora of Red

this is a nice chart

It's shit.

Fernet is best girl

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I wanna mate with Aru!

Finally, I will be able to play this game in Esperanto, as it was always meant to be played.

Sounds like someone needs to be put on the naughty list.

Fuck you that game was bullshit. Sweet Breaker is the (2nd) BEST.

Is Esperanto ever used in anything? Because it just seems to be a failed attempt at making a universal language and I rarely see it mentioned.

Cred Forums RP Room :3 (no gays plz)
rage

ALL UNITS EVENT WAS A MISTAKE

Needs 1 again

what does it do? i notice nothing so far

It just unrestricted access to DLC, unlockable, and tie-in characters. For long-time players this does absolutely nothing, it's targeted at players who are new.
New players playing with DLC characters can be a headache or entertainment depending on your perspective.

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Wow, Christmas Reisen is so cute.

Aru is not 2hu

Aru sure?

You can't prove she isn't.

Rollarino

Well okay......

Power: Manipulation of Bullying

>tfw no orange juice general on vg....

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it's a nice feel

1 once more.

Saki Daki
rage
need 2 now

I thought you said it was too lewd for a blue board.

You liar.

>you'll never be a real touhou

I've changed my mind

Plus it would've been a disappointing reveal anyway so eh

Suguri is better than touhou.

I'm satisfied with what it ended up being. Solid 6/10.

The correct thing to do is to create censored lewds and then never post the uncensored versions.

Skill > luck

well well if it isn't marielx

the old hacker

oh hey, you're right, one sec

there we go

It's the periods

Fuck off protag

Goddamnit, I really want to see everything you have.

I need you to upload your collection for the good of mankind.

why is there a little green man in the flying castle

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I still say giantess is a shit fetish, mate.

Sorry to disappoint you, but I periodically delete anything that's over a month old because I often end up hating it, so you won't be seeing any of that

Some things can't be helped

TACO TACO
BURRITO BURRITO

That's the worst thing someone could do. Only a monster would do something like that.

All the more reason for you to upload them somewhere so someone who isn't the artist can enjoy the works for years to come, sucking said artist's dick along the way.

Why does Saki have a plunger up her pussy?
Also source you fucker. I'll suck your dick in spirit.

That's already uncensored on the booru.

a.pomf.cat/nllakl.png

It was from a drawthread ages ago, if I recall.

My image really had nothing to do with what I was saying, if that's what you're implying.

I rarely draw lewd stuff and I'm even more rarely fine with showing it to others simply because if I'm not satisfied with it at that moment, I'm not showing it to anyone. Mankind will be better off without seeing those abominations

I want to git gud first because I don't want to upload pictures with broken anatomy and shit like that, at least with normal pics I can hide it with poorly-drawn clothes

I have a place where I upload stuff, but you'll be disappointed by its contents because of see above and it's fairly recent

Is any artist really ever satisfied with their work? I sure never met one who was.

Give link so I can stalk the shit out of you. It's impossible to disappoint me as long as you give me what I want.

>hacker
Excuse me? I completely destroy and humillate my opponents fair and square.

Needs 1

Not in public, I already feel too much like I'm shilling myself

I hang out in the group chat occasionally so you can find me there

Do you like short hair?

rei and asuka look a lot different than I remember

Holy shit someone posted the first thing I ever colored and actually saved it.

I was the OR of the pic

Why is the game called 100% Orange Juice

The group that made it is called orange_juice and it's an anniversary crossover game.

Maybe you like other hairstyles?

None of these really look good on Suguri.

She's just not meant for any other hairstyle.

So are there any rooms up?
i feel like getting bullied,

>shit
>shit
>shit
>CUTE
>less cute
>shit
Suguri can only make two hairstyles look good.

This looks crazy good and crazy lewd.

Gib sauce

Fine i'll just make my own!

Marc's Lewd Apron
rage

still got 3 aprons waiting
come join!

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>tfw

Who would win in a battle againts sugus and 2hus?

Depends on the 2hu and if they're allowed to go all out.

Did you seriously need to bump the thread from falling off the board? Why would you do that?

1 Apron available! come play with us!

Because we're not done playing yet.

why is arus hand so huge

why does this edit even exist

I'm more worried about it looking like it's made out of play-doh

So she can hold those christmas gifts easier.

That's what the bag is for.

I think somebody requested it (for a cover maybe)

It's me

Poppo

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Rabbits are not known to be smart, that is the wallaby's domain.

>That picture is QP's ending
I know because i just beat it with her.
After months of trying.

Fuck you Tomomo, Fuck you Cat slut and fuck you Poppo fuck you the most with something hard and spiky.

Have fun doing everything on Extreme