This is our son user and he spends all day playing video games in his room

This is our son user and he spends all day playing video games in his room

What would you like to say to us user?

ur all ugly lol

I'm so glad to be a member of the whitest family in the world. Thanks everyone for not race-mixing.

My parents saying shit like this used to be embarrass me a lot as a kid but honestly the best comeback you can say is something like
>well you watch all those soccer/dramas shows

>No hot cousins

0/10

B-back that ass up.

*glares at parents*
can you blame me?

>race-mixing

There are Elves where you live?

>What would you like to say to us user?
Who are you people and how did I get here?

That's not a good thing though. White people have weak genes. Like look at that fucking ginger that guy about to die.

Blast it with piss.

>Y-y-you too

But all the strongest men in the world are whitebois.

In what world?

THERE HE IS!!!

*hahahah*

MY BRO!!! YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR CAVE!!!!

***haha look at his hair***

Come sit with us bro!


What happens next, Cred Forums.

For me, get glass of water, run on all fours up my carpeted stairs back to my 'cave'.

Anyone else have parents that didn't know what the fuck they were doing and shouldn't have had a kid?

Sure, it's my fault I play vidya all day in my room mostly. However, awful parenting by normies who thought having a kid was a good idea without knowing what they were in for definitely influences these lifestyles.

Just do a quick google search, that's all it takes.

>BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA

Let me tell you about the jews

Beats sitting in front of the TV watching poorly written shows all day.

>google

White privileged site that remove the true results because racism

>(((google)))

No, but we have dwarves.

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Call that half and half a mutt, ask her to go see Attack of the Clones with me, and then go back upstairs

>whitest family
>almost everyone has dark hair

>Haha you're funny dad. Hello everyone, how are- OH FUCK A GINGER BRING THE FUCKING SWORD DAD

I need you to get more socks I don't have anything left to fap into

>lol why does he have a bear like that
>is he in a bannnnd?

>owning a bear
that's pretty metal

In situations like this, it's best to break the ice with a sweeping jest.

Saying something like, "Hello, you bastards" to make everyone chuckle will leave a good first impression and relieve any awkwardness.

beard*

Yeah, uhm, hi guys. I guess I'll leave you to your weekly ritual of eating triangles made of butter.

*Tips Fedora and raises glass of wine*

>beating me to that typo
>won't bump my other thread that had castlevania

fucking shitposters man

That family is ugly as fuck. Literally disgusting genes.

>lol why does he have a bear like that
Jesus christ those women have balls of steel if they can laugh at that shit

Do you also say it in a british accent and do that little head wobble

>Smacktalking my bear
You gonna get it now, bitch.

"My family is smiling at me, family. Can you say the same?"

>touchless kissless hugless virgin

>Yo Prof, user's playing Pokemon Go on his phone

What do?

>handholdless

>be mid 90s
>friend is over and so is sister's hot friend
>devise plan to accidentally bust in on her while she's peeing/taking a shit


Man, i forgot what it is to be truly be horny.

grab a drink from the fridge and remind my sister about that abortion she had as I go back to my room

they're anglos, what do you expect?

could be worse though, toss in some nog genes and see what happens

Sick them, Comrade Yuri. Do it for Mother Russia.

Just let the prof tell him to shut the fuck up.

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The guy on the left is a complete wop

All of my blood relatives are dead.
I also live in an apartment.
Who the fuck are you people and how did you get that table in here?

>Look who decided to leave his cave

i know you're gonna say vaping is gay but know i just choked on my juice

I knew this feel until i somehow got a gf for a while, now i only know tfw permavirgin

moral of the story: It might get better if you are lucky

doesn't that not really make sense? don't you need to move to play pokemon go?

also snitches get stiches

fuck off voldemort

>TFW virgin but not huggless.

In your FACE, unhugged virgins. At least I got to feel boobs against my chest.

good evening,
can i leave now?

>"Dad you left your gay porn running on the computer again."

It's too bad that my family never seems to show the slightest interest whenever I try to do something with them.
But when they want something?
>user, stop playing video games and come talk with us.
Which is always followed very quickly by eyes glazing over, and no one caring in the slightest.

get a load of this normie alpha chad

Look who came out of there cave! C'mon in user, the water is great!

Inshallah, my dear mud-blood

what are they eating?

striped tops are a miracle of the universe

The room might be a gym

in that situation, let the professor chew the retard out for interrupting for something stupid like that

flatchests, when wil they learn?

just say you're asexual if it gets into wizardry years

that was my plan, i got lucky and some girl messaged me, good luck but yeah, asexual or 'waiting'

desu i would stand tall on the whole waiting thing. It's like 'lol just smoke this crystal meth user, theres no risks'. Just stand your ground and be proud. When i know ur dying inside.

my penis

Basically I'll walk into the room and ask "hey how's it going" to no-one in particular. Someone will make a joke and I'll fake a laugh. Gramma will pass me a $10 bill. Suddenly I realize that I'm standing with an awkward pose. I say "see you later" even though I have no intention to. I go back upstairs.

Holy gozongas!

is that a blue rare burger?

something he forgot to cook?

?

>ayy kid! what kinda games you into?

Hey user :)

>this is your dinner tonight

what happens next?

Smh Tbqh Family

Third from the left reminds me of a girl I kissed in 5th grade.

>Werr rook who came out of da cave!

>Hey sis, you left your panties in my room again last night, they are a bit brown, haha.

Why are british people so fucking ugly?

>Mahvel

>Some wierd shit nigga

>ask for blue rare
>it's not literally blue

You killed it... didn't you...

I wish we had no morals so that we could put you in the field where you belong

A trip to the hospital.

Tes and fallout fellow homies

These scenes are what still bring me back to that autist's videos.
Pure comedy geld.

The thickess on the right and the brownie on the left come in my bedroom now, the rest, kys yourselves.

ayy

Is this a guy or a girl? I literally can't tell.

>just water and some kinf of faggy cheese

White people cuisine everybody

Uh, yo, my fellow brothers from da hood! Uhm, I likes dat GTA:SA, do you know what I am saying? Let's get high on dat dope, mon, yo, yo, brethren homie, yo... yo?

ewww

>hey user, please help me with the potatos

I refuse to eat it

morals is not what you lack, kiddie.

>I don't play videogames you fucking apes, also, fuck off, look at this pic, according to this, you fucking niggers cause 50% of the crime despite being a minority, you fucking BLM terrorists. RACE WAR NOW
>GTA Online is good though.

>twitter shit

its time to go home senpai

Do tell. I'm not a virgin, but I have yet seen a women use a toilet in front of me yet.

just say in a completely casual tone "and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling kid" and kinda gesture towards the guy

que being seen as a lovable guy

ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL?

>family's over
>not sucking it up and sitting out with them playing on your phone like a good millennial

fuck off