New Genji/Mercy voice lines added! Tumblr officially on suicide watch!

The only new voicelines they added were for characters acknowledging they got an Ana nanoboost

Soldier 76 says "just like old times" which is kinda cute.

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>not Morrison/Ana

Tumblr has such shit taste. No wonder they love Pharah/Mercy

So OP just came here to shit post about SOME nebulous OTP he disagrees with then disappear into the air with no proof or further comment?

This ship makes more sense than pharaXmercy

>new voice lines added
>no proof
noice shitpost OP

posts like these are the reason hiro wants to get rid of Cred Forums

you mad?

But they can fly together! It must be true!

I think that got discarded when Ana showed up again, as it gave Soldier a more canon love interest. With Rein being Ana's best friend or some shit.

It's all better than the Soldier X D.Va ship I see posted a lot

>Genji, I was too late
>people are really going crazy over this

I don't see a week long event focused on Genji and Mercy's chemistry and teamwork put out by Blizzard.

Even though I think the age gap is only five years, the Pharmercy ship still disturbs be as Pharah would have been 12 when she and McCree likely first met her based on the team photo.

Unless it's portrayed as Pharah being the dominant flirty type and meeting a confused Christmas cake Mercy again by saying doujin shit like "Mercy-Senpai, I'm 18 now so let's get married and make babies like you promised" type, it just makes Mercy seem like a bit of a creep for moving in on that.

If they make an event where only Junkrat and Winston are playable with the name "Jump Around", it doesn't mean Junko's fucking the ape

Saw a cute mini-comic about Ana flirtatiously taking advantage of a young impressionable Mercy, then the same scene mirrored by Mercy doing it to Phara, but I never saved it.

Mercy has lines of dialog about wanting to help pretty much every male good guy character. It doesn't mean they're fucking.

Good mechanical synergy doesn't mean shit for how the characters act in a story. They work well together, sure, but that doesn't automatically mean their fish tacos are gonna slam together like the automatic doors at a Walgreen's during closing hours.

>people actually get worked up over this

Is there anywhere in the game that alludes to Phara and Mercy having a thing for each other outside of fandom ships? I don't think they even have any prep time dialogue.

They have one line where Mercy says keep the skies clear for me and Pharah says lets keep them clear together. I'm pretty sure that's it. People only shipped them because they can both fly.

>shippers

Genji shouts "Angela!" when Mercy gets hurt near him. That's more fucking proof in the characters than what Pharmercy has.

Christ almighty.

so what are the lines

>"Angela"!
That's extremely cute. I look forward to this, and not just because it'll make all the Pharmercy fags cry.

Genji's ass is made for men only

shippers really are cancer

I know? I'm on your side?

Even though I don't care about ships, there's really zero proof PharMercy is a thing where there is at least some possible evidence of Genji and Mercy.

If you don't mind the tumblr link, it shows him saying that in game.
fictionmeister.tumblr dot
com/post/148138600331/shippersbeware-the-rare-and-elusive-angela

If y'all can't get why women who dig women would find a ship based on complimentary mechanics palatable i feel for you guys. Aren't you supposed to love video games? Why does that response to mechanical synergy offend y'all?

Also "it makes more sense in the story" is an obvious argument but AAA developers build primarily heterosexual worlds. Not saying you're wrong with this argument but if all ships had to be lore supported there would be a lot of bored lesbians getting less out off AAA games with their friends. Ships can exist for all sorts of reasons and to be puritanical about lore based shipping is an odd reaction imo

Proof of what, that Genji cares about the person who saved his life?

youtu.be/y6rC6-BWU08

Some of the new lines

Is there any proof or is OP just baiting shippers. The "Angela" one has been known for months already.

user, that's hot

This is embarrassing.

>ships are only legit if they're supported by lore!! fucking tumblr!

That is literally never how its worked with shipping, and has very little to do with why people ship things. If your wank is enhanced by lore support, congrats, but project less

i recognize that diction

holy shit it's real

Wouldn't stop me thinking about it

What's the point of "shipping" to begin with?
Rhein sounds strange in this one

Sorry if I'm retarded but what does ship even mean?

still waiting on that proof of "new" lines

Yeah, you clocked me

I have never played Overwatch but I've regularly fapping to Hanz/Mcree for a while now

>genji is better off with zenyatta
>and mercy is better off with pharah

The cherries on top

People imagining two characters are in a relationship even when nothing has been said or implied about it.

relationship

It's when fans imagine two characters of a fictional work being in a relationship ir having feelings for one another.
Sounds more like a thing grils would do but you know, faggots do weird shit.

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I don't get what the upset over this is. Lots of characters have specific lines for characters they know. Mercy knows Genji so it makes sense for them to have lines directed at each other. Lots of characters have this.

To cope with your crotch feelings or romantic thoughts, duh. How it does that for each person seems to vary

I've seen this a thousand times and I still love it. Easily my favorite OW webm

Large boat

oh... the fan base for this game is stupid

Well I too thought about those "ahips" after seeing fanart but the way people get invested in it over at /owg/ or other fansites is troubling.
It's literally just headcanon

Close to the mark but crude. Girls and 'faggots' do it because coping with their sexy feelings or romantic feelings can get em bashed or assaulted or whatever so they need an outlet. But straighties do it too

I like Mercy/Pharah personally, but I'm not against Gency.

Fine by me. Just don't get too obsessed with it

>Close to the mark but crude. Girls and 'faggots' do it because coping with our sexy feelings or romantic feelings can get us bashed or assaulted or whatever so we need an outlet. But straighties do it too

I wonder if ancient Greeks sat around and imagined Hera fisting Athena even though their priest said she was married to Zeus.

To be fair, every large fanbase has obnoxious shippers.

The worst case being Zuko X Katara in avatar

shipping was a mistake

>This game
"Shippers" have been around for decades now, grandpa. Overwatch doesn't even register with that fandom.

I mean like, you're not wrong. Wouldn't be talking about it if it weren't shit I'd seen frequently.

I don't hate McHanzo, but I'm hardly describing myself there

>People take shipping seriously

>Im not mad at Blizzard (yet)

No you bitch, you are mad over dumb shit

Never read ANY Greek story, huh?

all they are is Gods fucking humans left and right because a story-teller thought it would be hot.

>don't get too obsessed
>the internet

yeah that didn't go so well for 'shippers' by the looks of it

>Hanzo/Mccree will be the canon gay ship

same here

Right, it just means Mercy is a slut

>not McCree/Reaper

>Reaper: "I taught you everything you know."
>McCree: "...not EVERYTHING."

Cmon those lines are absolutely laden with sexual tension

>lead writer of Overwatch is asian
>writing the aryan white woman to be with the asian

not surprising desu

>mcree is a power bottom
pic related, @ my boner

This planet really has gone to shit. The quality of life has gone up but the amount of stupid people apparently goes up as well. Need some fucking eugenics in this bitch

>I have no idea how to play Mercy

>saves your fucking life
>which also allows you to change it to something better

>better not be eternally grateful to that person nope not at all

GOOKED

You fucks arent getting the whole picture.

Mercy is 37.
Genji is 32.

Rewind time and thats solid /ss/ material with big sister nee-san Mercy with her at 17 and Genji at 12.

>mfw pharmercy is apparently medic/heavy somehow

What the fuck

>people unironically naming ships
>ever
>at all
It sounds so fucking stupid oh my god, just fucking stop

>She can't be tied down with anyone, she needs to be there for everyone in need!
>But especially pharah for reasons

>posting like a girl
Like oh my god just shut up.

>i hate people using creative shorthand to describe concepts

this is literally how tumblr ships characters. so congrats for being tumblr you dumb faggot

>wanting the aryan goddess with a jap

nah

Mercy is not a slut

Athena was a pure maiden.

I want this guy to play in my team in every video game. What a fucking hero.

Also post cute Mercy x soldier comics. These cute comics are the only reason I go to these threads.

But that's wrong, the default Mercy ship on tumblr was always Mercy/Pharah

Why does Blizzard keep adding shit like this when they've already stated nothing in the game is canon to Overwatch's story?

Soldier is for Ana

>tfw all these mainstream ships
>I just like ReaperWidow
Wew. No ship wars for me.

stupid fucking whore of a lesbian lmao. i hate pharmercy shippers more than i have a dislike for shipping itself. i mean, think about whatever gets you off or makes you happy, but keep it in your head.

You know those new pokemon and stuff? I dont. I only know first gen. And I know no Ana, I only know Mercy. Now post cute comics please.

Blizzard is never going to confirm any ships, because it doesn't matter
The closest we will ever get is some Amelie/Gerard and Ana with Pharah's dad, whoever he is, because it already is canon.

I really do not know why so many people hate the ship. Literally everyone is alright with Widow and Tracer but if you say Pharah and Mercy suddenly everyone is shitting their pants in tears.

Does it still hurt from Korra?

Shippers are fucking insane

It's like LoL, characters have quotes related to their personalities and to lore when encountering charcters they're closely tied to in canon, but lore is basically non-existent in the gameplay.
And now it's non-existent outside of it too apparently, because Rito fucked up

He won't care about you If you are a enemy. I get killed multiple times by Genji as Mercy.

youtube.com/watch?v=5nIcA6k4o1Y

>caring about Mercy when Pharah exists

??????????????????????????????

Character interactions in LoL have been in game for like half a year. Starting with champs like Braum onward. Its new.

God those lines are so fucking awful. Every character in this has such a boring personalty and dialogue.

maybe because the shippers are fucking annoying?

The only thing I miss from Dota2 is the voice acting and character interaction. Shit was amazing, I still remember so many lines so clearly. A shame the game was ruining my life so I had to give it up.

youtube.com/watch?v=meH9uKpQfzM

>Widow/Tracer
It baffles me, it's the site that has people send death threats to users who ship heroine/villain and calls them 'disgusting abuse apologists' and but when it's two chicks they suddenly don't care

But user she didnt actually kill Tracer! She hesitated!

Haven't played this game
I'm guessing this is supposed to be like Naomi Hunter and Grey Fox?

It was about tumblr, btw
I don't know why I forgot to mention it

Did she make it? Webm cuts out too early for me to be able to tell.

>McCree has a new "My ultimate is ready" voice line where he says "You know what time it is" smugly

Fo' real

I prefer this one.

everyone sounds so fucking animatronic
lucio's line on numbani where he says something like "people free to live as they choose" sounds so forced and robotic and uncannily inhuman

At lot of them are like that.

Shit like Ana's "Never stop fighting for what you believe in." Mei's "This world is worth fighting for." and pretty much everything Zenyatta says sound they like they were pulled off someone's mom's facebook page when she's subscribed to Inspirational Quote of the Day or something.

Blizzard expects me to believe Mercy passed up the man-meat that eas Reinhardt, Jack Morrison, and McCree for a half robot nip

lmao

i mean, at least zenyatta gets the excuse that he's literally a robot hippie so it's more sensible for him to arbitrarily talk about love and peace without prompt

>not wanting prime robo cock

We have the technology to build better than natural cock, user

>lucio's line on numbani where he says something like "people free to live as they choose"

Every time I hear that I can feel Blizzard's elbow nudging me in the shoulder as they go "See, see? Look how progressive our game is. We're being super accepting of equality and diversity and we wanna make sure we got the message across well enough."

Because, like Korrasami, it's a forced ship that gets brought up almost every time the characters are discussed.

Shipping is cancerous enough, but when a particular ships fans are so convinced that it's canon that they never shut up about it, people get annoyed.

Stealth best ship right here

This is the bootyblast I've been waiting for, and I don't even play Overwatch.

it's written so fucking patronizingly
>"aight guys this character is all about freedom, how do we make him express this in personality"
>"make him say freedom is cool, and that he likes it"
>"ok"

This. I think it's funny and actually pretty sad that people apparently think it's impossible for two women who work well together to simply be friends.

It's almost like he's a Pharmercy poster.

Damn, that's one giant tumor growing on that Koala.

>Holds the same thematic weight as Heavy/Medic
Try Ana Reinhard and maybe, luv

>shipping

At least you have Torb being the opposite of Sweden YES saying "No no no, N-O, NO!" in there. And Zarya being distrustful of omnics even though Tumblr pegged her as the strong dyke of equality justice.

I bet you shipped Makkora because hets are more 'believable' to you
Saying korrasami was forced is hilarious desu they dropped hints for ages

Now that's a roadhog that takes it to the limit!

Speaking of voice lines, can D'Va's fucking annoying grunt or whatever be removed? God it's so bad.

What lines?

that's an interesting cat

>shipperfags

>main writer of OW is a nip and a confirmed shipperfag for this exact ship
>this starts happening

Is anyone surprised.

I fucking hate Hanzo and Mcree but I find myself fapping to them together too. The fuck is my problem

I fucking hate everything about Genji. Even the people sho play him are the most insufferable bunch of fags.

>lesbo shippers BTFO'd
>best character now gets best ult ready line

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what, did they change "die, die, die"?

Haha! Time for porn!

Shipping is a gateway to cuckolding.

You're fantasizing about two people being in a relationship other than yourself.

>Nipple

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSS

why are her tits a different color?

>Aletta Ocean

You dun goofed son.
She needs more botox

How did I never realize this?

>don't care about fanon shipping
>just sit back, see what the devs tease and watch the shippers lose their shit every new update

probably, as long as she kept floating.

Pasiphae lusting for the Big Bull Cock
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasiphaë

I'm pretty glad that mercy's wings glow like that. If they didn't, I would have failed so many falling healers.

speaking from experience?

It's all fun and games until Tumblr gets xir feelings hurt.

...Meanwhile, I'll be enjoying the art.

who the FUCK honestly cares if a person ships a char with another one clearly the poster has put way too much thought into this issue, way more then necessary and people arent going to read all that shit t b h f a m

I don't know user, shipping fanatics are just as cancerous as waifu-fags IMO.

Fine to me as long as best boy isnt taken

Best girl's purity remains intact.

Why are you so angry?

>making shit up
Only the first one exists.

He's smashing D'Va.

You fag.

Everyone's smashing D'va

>overwatch developers pushing the AMWF agenda

I like this.
White women deserve the big 8.5 inch Asian cock (mine for example)

Thank you SJWs, doing something good for once.

Anything that makes LGBT degenerates mad is fine by me

Winston/Torbjorn is the only true gay ship

i thought the internet moved on past shipping wars jesus fuck

tumblr is a riot

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>fat fuck dyke in class wearing DVA shirt and zen key chain
>friend tries to talk to her about OW
>turns out she doesnt even own the game and is just in the fandom on tumblr or some shit
this is the people we are dealing with, people who thinks they know shit without playing the actual game itself

Agreed.

That's sick!

>you have saved me once again doctor ziegler :)
yeah he totally hates her

This'd be really hot if i wasnt imagining her saying it in her shitty gook accent.

>D.Va
>accent
Are you deaf and just pretending how characters sound?

Wait, so I thought there wasn't actually a Genji/Mercy voice line and OP was just bullshitting, what is she mad about?

I still support Ana/Rein

I wish there was more art for it
Life is hard when you have patrician taste

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>Also post cute Mercy x soldier comics. These cute comics are the only reason I go to these threads.
I gotchu senpai

Mercy just has a new line for when an ally Genji dies
youtube.com/watch?v=y6rC6-BWU08
at about 0:36
Yes, all of that whining over this single line

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Fuck off tumblr

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MAH NIGGA

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>that tumblr nose

also, be prepared for all those pics to become obsolete when Sombra drops

cuck'd.

Wait, Mercy has a real name?

>Angela
>angel
Heheheheh

Angela Zeigler is Mercy's real name.

Yeah, I noticed that, too, but you're distracting from my point.

Do all these characters have actual names? What's Tracer's? D.va's? Winston's?

Remember when shooters were about sick frags and not this gay anime shit?

Eh. Theres not much ReaperWidow shit anyways.

>Tracer
Lena Oxton
>D.va
Hana Song
>Winston
youtube.com/watch?v=HWmZHrWSXkU

Tracer is Lena
Dva is Hana
Winston is the same

Why would they? Because it destroys the mercy/pharah shopping?

D.Va is Hana Song.
Tracer is Lena Oxton.
Winston is Winston

>muh representation
Kill yourselves

Everyone has their own name.

to all you memers who insist that Sombra is an omnic, explain to me why an omnic would be working with such a virulently anti-omnic organization like Talon?

Okay then, what's the real name of Scout?

Nathan

Boink!

And Batman?

Iriquois Plisskin

Clark Kent

You didnt impress me, kouhai. Didnt notice/10. Now post cute Mercy/soldier.

if you didn't notice, then why are you replying :^)?

In need of cute comics. I noticed the lack of thereof and that made me reply.

are you fucking kidding me? They're fucking crying over that?

>HE WENT ON A 3 WEEK VIDEO GAME BENDER THAT COST HIM HIS HEALTH, HIS JOB, AND HIS WIFE!

So now that Mercy is a confirmed slut who's the de facto OW waifu.

Nice cade.

NEVER underestimate shipper insanity

>HE WOULD RATHER PLAY THE VIDEOGAME THAN BE WITH ME SEEEEEEEEXXXUUUAAAALLLYYYYYY

What are those lines?

This is so accurate.

But user, Hera was the cuck queen

It took me a while to realise this was some lesbian mad that apparently Overwatch has alluded to a male-female character romance instead of a female-female character romance.

Fucking hell I'm too normal to be here. Literally how can someone's life been so worthless that they care about such trivial matters?

Probably

Profession lesbian porn is mostly consumed by straight men.

lesbian porn is the most popular search among straight women

Youtube link somewhere in the thread.

There's only one line concerning Mercy, it's her saying something like "Genji... I was too late", probably automatically in response of a Genji teammate dying near her

Wouldn't that be Roadhog/Mercy or Rein/Mercy?

Or hell, bust out Zarya if you wanna be all dykey about it

He also says "Master!" When zen is killed but no one is up in arms about that shit

Tumblr's so pathetic to be completely honest.

That's because Zenyatta is too pure to be shipped.

The only good thing about it is Zarya's cynical response as she prepares her accordion for Clanker Removal

Ster get out

The reinhardt and zarya lines are old.

>IN REAL LIFE, THEY'VE GOT LOW SELF-ESTEEM, VERY SOCIALLY AWKWARD, YET IN THE GAME, THEY BECOME A GREAT WARRIOR

Widowmaker says "you must really like me" when mercy heals her.
This is more proof than any of this genji shit, and that mercy is lesbian.

I like futaWidow and Tracer, personally.

btfo

>not futa widowmaker and pharah

???

I like that Rein and Zarya are basically in a rivalry of strength. I love killing Zarya as Rein and hearing "You weren't strong enough."

Reaper also has an orgasm when Mercy heals him.

why is there so little FFM r34 of overwatch? I want to see Reaper and Widow teaming up to dom the other girls together, but so far it's just that one webm with Pharah

Well theres one of Reaper and Devil Mercy fucking Genji.

on a scale from 1 to 10, with 10 being the worst, how gay is it?

You just reaper fucking Genjis armor and Mercy sitting on him. Not too gay.

is it in the /aco/ thread?

I want to kiss the smugberry

Dunno. Its on paheal.

I remember the time when the only OW pairing was Widowmaker and Tracer. I miss those times.

>Remember when the worst ship was the only one?

YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK

I remember when widow's ass and hips would expand when she put on her visor

good argument kiddo

Nice rebuttal tumblr.

what bombastic, impactful language, stormcuck

>worst

what happens if Widow kidnaps and corrupts Tracer?

Fantastic response leddit. Truely amazing.

>le sexual tension even though Im trying to kill you
HAHA TRUE OTP XD

What an outstanding reply, nu-male, only someone of your great wit could rip apart anons like you do

Terrific response cuckold. What intelligence. Must've taken you ages to make it up.

>what is hatesex

>hatesex
nice meme

the cutest mercy 76 comic coming through

I bet you ship Reaper76.
THEYRE ENEMIES SO ITS THE BEST OTP XD

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No, because you are an idiot.

Tumblr pls.

Pharmercy is bad anyway, it's not like the heavy/medic at all.

McCree destroys Pharah easily and Mercy is absolutely useless up in the air, not around the other 5 members of her team. It's fucking retarded and the forced lesbian couple shipping that tumblr is doing is so garbage and shit. Its like the OPPOSITE extreme of Cred Forums.

People still don't get it.
Mercy is everyone's slut.

why is shipping so cringey and why are you faggots actually talking about it?

I mean you actually use tumblr unironically and post about "Character 1 X Character2"?

Every ship in the game is absolutely retarded and forced except Jack x Ana. It's literally the only plausible one in the game.

even the other women's?

they're all on the wiki and official overwatch site

Genji revived:
"you've rescued me again, Dr. Ziegler!"

>why can't my headcanon be true ;_;

Mei is such a cunt.

this dyke needs to fuckin die

anyone have a video that showcases all the new voice lines?

The only good lines in this game are Zenyatta's. Prove me wrong.

>Blink Dagger? Really?

Ovewatch content drought, Eichenwalde is mediocre

Sombra hype dead because of their shit gimmicks

Lead writer pissing off fanbase for his self insert love story with a white woman

What is Blizzard doing.

Mcree.

>those comments
It's like nobody ever knew why Genji is a fucking cyborg and how Mercy relates to that
But no, it must be MUH RELATIONSHIPS

fuck this fucking game

>Tracer: Whoah, it's me. Is my chronal accelerator malfunctioning again?
>Tracer: I was gonna say the same thing! spooky

It's probably all part of Blizzard's plan, to drop vague voice lines here and there to keep people talking. Relationship shit is a good way to make people keep talking about games. Just look at fucking Final Fantasy VII with quite possibly the most infamous love triangle in history.

Rein cant act seriously. Still best character tho

She's a sex daemon not limited to just semen.

>this is what overwatch fans are interested in

Im worried rito dropped the lux ezreal ship because of obnoxious taric shippers calling them homophobic. There was even a line on howling abyss where ez is asked if hes fucking lux.

>NOBODY CAN STOP MEI
Looks like I'm never boosting another Mei.

Any new Reinhardt lines?

thats not reinhardt

Because its so hard to fall inlove with your savior. Are they fucking dumb?

source is the PTR

>Getting mad at people pairing fictional characters

Whaling should be legal.

What else are they gonna get worked up about? their relationship?

>yfw Blizzard makes an animated short about Mercy
>yfw they are about to reveal her true love coming home from a battle
>yfw we're all greeted to HIS FACE

No one will see it coming.

Would Tumblr and Cred Forums finally kill themselves?

why do people hate Genji x Mercy again?

he looks fucking Portuguese wtf

>playing support to be a ball and chain to the team

His face is covered in ash, but he's Australian.

literally pointless

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its ~straight~

What if Mercy is just the Overwatch bicycle and everyone has had a ride? That would explain everything.

wait what

link?

>BRING ME ANOTHER

memes

what makes you think that Mercy is so depraved? Not everyone is a huge pervert, you know

>new junkrat line saying he wants some boba tea
Junkrat X Mei confirmed?

Holy shit I actually thought that was me, the exact same shit happened to me in the same map almost in the exact same spot.

STOP THIS SHIP NOW NOW NOW

Hehehe, I haven't seen rage like that since Ichigo and Rukia were confirmed married to other people have kids by other people./ I guess Ash losing the Kalos league and Serena being confirmed to be just another regional waifu was close.

Agreed.

mercy is obviously fucking torbjorn

Nothing compares to the NaruSaku forums

you can cut the sexual tension with a spoon

ANA IS FOR REINHARDT

It's gonna be Roadhog if anything.

Reinhardt goes with Ana.
Soldier goes with D.va.
Mei goes with Junkrat.
Zarya goes with McCree.
Widowmaker goes with Tracer.
Genji goes with Mercy.
And the rest of the characters kill themselves.

How do you like my shipping chart Cred Forums?

when I stop being dead on the inside I will draw so much of this shit.

if it counts for anything, this user is with you

Reinhardt is for his mechanic/squire

Rein is too pure for lewd

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>McCree
>not pure

Why Zarya though?

If gay and transpeople want to stop being stereotyped as mentally ill idiots then they should stop behaving as such.

>implying that Mercy would ever go for a man with no cock
but why tho

Too lazy to read the thread

Here's some brown Storm ass, tell me what the new Genji voice line is

>posting worst mutant

when mercy falls off a cliff genji says something like "i want to jump down and bring you back like you did to me"

he says something along the line of
グーグル翻訳