ITT: characters who are probably virgins

I don't think you realize how much time had passed. Pearl is the one who only just became legal.

Pearl is legal now? What the fuck.

>implying iris and him didn't fuck

He's married to the job.

Post your reaction when Maya nets herself a boyfriend who isn't Nick.

Considering how nobody from the main cast ever fucks in this game, I wouldn't take this for granted.

Are you kidding? Do you even remember what Nick was like in college? He was probably happy just holding hands.

And then Dahlia went and became a nun, so that door was pretty much closed forever.

*Iris

Twins are annoying.

What a disgrace it will be

>post yfw her boyfriend is a ladder

he fucked franziska hard in court at least twice

Didn't he have a gf in college? I'd imagine they fucked.

He fucks everyone hard in court.

>Implying Mia, Maya, Ema, Franziska, Iris, Trucy, Athena, Rayfa didn't take Phoenix's D

It's actually a stepladder

Again, do you remember what Nick was like in college? He was disturbingly pure for an adult male.

Lawyers just don't seem interested in love or sex in general. The few that were are dead or in jail.

When are Polly and Thena gonna fuck?

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You mean Polly and Trucy right? Even daddy Dhurke thought they should fuck.

Wrong

>Phoenix has to defend himself from accusations of infidelity and relations with an underage
How does he bluff his way out?

I'm normally not a shipper but

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>you will never take Rayfa's virginity
why even live?

yfw it's Larry

>Phoenix will never ask Maya to channel Mia, only to take the opportunity to ram his dead mentor while she wears her sister's body

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I'm quite sure it was Edgeworth who railed Maya's Teenage pussy at every chance he got.

"Your honor, it is the defense's assertion that any sane man would do the same in my place."
"Sustained. Case dismissed."

>Phoenix will never ask Pearl to channel Mia, only to take the opportunity to ram his dead mentor while she wears a loli body

On what basis again?

That Maya is a filthy slut.
But actually, now that I think about it, Edgeworth may actually have fucked Ema instead.

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I doubt that Chicken Tramp actually did it with him.

It was Gant that fucked Ema, Edgeworth is fucking Rhoda

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>implying he didn't hammer Iris' beaver

>Dr. Light was almost certainly a pedophile, having purposefully designed his sex-bots as children

And they call Dr. Wily evil.

>Being the only man immortal enough to survive dating her, Phoenix end up marrying Maggey
>Both Mayafags and Gumshoefags are BTFO forever

Do it, Capcom.

>Edgeworth
>not a hopeless perma-virgin
Quite unlikely, unless it happened that Oldbag slipped some drugs into his afternoon tea or and dragged him into her rape dungeon.

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No. It was the other way around.

Pic related. Until Flonne got to her.

>Whoruka
>Virgin

Literally never gonna happen.

Nobody ever ships Hobo Wright & Viola.

It hurts.

>30
>old

He has a daugther, i think

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>Maya Fey is already a Christmas Cake

I'm done with the internet.
I'm done with Japan.
I'm done.

>implying Yu hasn't tapped that
Kys

Adopted

But it is

I'm ok with that.

He sure acts like one but he's like 30-40 now? I'm sure he's done it like once and that's all

Never, Polly wants to discover whats in Trucys magical panties.

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I actually ship it.

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND.

Speaking of Naruhodou genes, these two fucked, right?

No don't ship two tards together, couples are supposed to cover one another's weaknesses.

AA has the best quality cakes.
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

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>Maya marries Will Powers

You know it'll happen.

No way, he's gay as pride parade.

They're canon with Gumshue, user, that's a crack ship.

YEEEEEAAAH BAAAABY!!

Nothing wrong with 2d Christmas cakes user.

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Well he is Turnabout Terror.

She absolutely got fugged as Despair
Probably by the herbivore men she hates

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N-no she just took pictures.I hope

>a canon carpetmuncher
>virgin
no

Yeah she probably had sex with men that were in relationships and distributed photographic evidence of them cheating to their lovers for despair.

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There is nothing gay about washing your best buddy

Anonymous

>he forgot Mahiru had a dyke girlfriend
come on now

Unless something penetrates and cums inside her its fine

Nurse probably gave abortions to all her classmates

It is old now. If you're still a virgin at 30 you might as well hang up the phone. Your train has left the station. You were late.

My train left two years ago. Fuck it.

They are hilarious. I think that could actually work.