What if Samus were a girl?

What if Samus were a girl?

that's metroid dumpass

Don't be ridiculous, user. Samus is a tough space bounty hunter that takes no orders from anyone.

omg just like Zelda

Except for when she takes orders.

Then Samus would prolly be a total slut.

I would cum inside her with or without her permission

What if Samus was futa?

>she

What if Nintendo made a game set after Metroid Fusion that had Samus fighting corrupt elements of the Federation with a splinter faction of space pirates as her allies?

H-hey adam kun, im literally dying from lava damage over here, c-can i put on my suit?

No

Samus is canonically a big girl...

Would you be embarrassed being near her if she were real?

Haha

Who wins Cred Forums?

it would be extremely painful

she's a big gril

Why would I be embarrassed? Is she going to beat me up and sit on me or something?

...

What if Cred Forums tried to make Metroid thread that talk about actual 2D Metroid games that way the threads don't constantly get deleted all the time?

That's tough, you're asking me to choose between double cannon dick and drill dick.

>uncovered navel
GUESS WHERE WE'RE SENDING YOU, user?

>Right has two shrooms minions and explosive fart, when left has two dicks.
Bets on left.