Would she be a great Samus?

Would she be a great Samus?

Nope

no, she's white and not fat

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You guys are going to insult me but my friends and I think Gwendoline Christie (Brienne from Game of Thrones) would make a great Samus.

She perfectly captures the way Samus was tall and intimidating yet still feminine and beautiful.

That looks retarded.

could work desu

This, if Nintendo made a metroid movie it would be an amazing opportunity to validate trans women of color.
Hopefully they wouldn't spoil it by just giving the role to another white woman...

or Charlize Theron

This is the obvious choice

Agreed, I love Charlize and she'd be great.

Samus should be a CGI character only.

The suit looks terrible when made to fit on a real human skeleton. Samus is a character that's literally impossible to do with real actors.

MOOOOOOOOOM Cred Forums IS LEAKING!!!!!!

Thought that was Lightning at first

>Samus is canonically like 195cm and jacked
>Wanting some small skinnyfat girl to play her

No, only snu snu amazons can be Samus

These are the correct choices, all three can do action and are all accomplished actresses.

>yet still feminine and beautiful
Yeah no

>Charlize Theron
Now this I can get behind ;^)

Why can't Samus be a proud block woman? Times have changed and we've evolved as humans. I think Leslie Jones would be perfect as Samus.

You'd be lucky if Metroid gets another game let alone a movie

This

Get with the times, gramps. Samus is that pretty chick in the blue suit now.

dude stop

>Saoirse on Cred Forums
When did everything go so RIGHT?

Well Samus IS a 300 pound transgender black amazon woman after all

Got yer samus right here!
*unzips duck*

>block woman
Oops. My point still stands though. Only she could do Samus justice.

she's literally perfect for the role

I think Emily Blunt would be a great Samus.

Her face does look like a retarded block though

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I really wish Samus was just a robot.

A cute girl robot!

I find it difficult to like or care about annoying "I'm a rough badbitch" characters. You can be feminine and still heroic and determined.

Hmm.

This is acceptable.

>sersh will never suffocate you with her thighs

Not /fit/ enough.

I enjoy the characters she plays but we can't have Captain Phasma also be Samus Aran.

Perfect.

Aye, this'll do.

>B-grade "videogame" movie
>S-grade female actor
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck me, Emily Blunt

>you will never have a giantfu

her voice is fucking perfect

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you must be retarded

I really wish Samus was just my wife.

Samus fans are the most cancerous fanbase of anything. Bronies and Sonic fans aren't nearly this autistic.

Reminder to report all Samus threads that are shitting up Cred Forums.

it's probably true

Indeed it is.

alri dan

She'd be better as Ivy.

Real life waifu + video game waifu = perfection.

Best samus reporting

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>having a shitty blank slate as your waifu

kys

makes sense a tripfag would have a girl with shit tier tits as his waifu

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>feminine
No.
>beautiful
No.

Try again?

I'm able to project any personality I want on her for whatever mood I'm in.

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After Prometheus everyone agreed Charlize would be the perfect choice for Samus.

>live action adaptations of video games
Haven't you seen enough evil in this world?

Mortal Kombat was pretty good.

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When I see that pic I realize Scarlet Johansson is an ugly version of Charlize Theron

It was cheesy as hell. Along the same vein, I get enjoyment out of watching Judge Dredd. But I'd never claim it was a good movie. Its so bad, its funny. But not good.

way too short

For the time it was good.