Playing L4D2

>playing L4D2
>no one wants to play as the google
>roll_dice.exe
>picks me
>mfw

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At least in L4D2 you can shoot googles, and no one cries raycissm

>tfw google zombies are modeled with larger dicks than white zombies

bix goog

I just like Nick's suit.

Really the only survivor I gun for if they're available is William.

Spicy meme my fellow Cred Forumsack

I don't get it

friday perhaps?

>playing L4D2
>no one wants to play as Rochelle
>roll_dice.exe
>picks me
>proceed to laugh entire game until I get teamkilled or kicked.

>until I get teamkilled or kicked
So, about 5 seconds?

What's not to get? No one wants to play as a subhuman google

whats wrong with playing coach
hes an awesome google

I do this no matter who I get. The thing is I actually contribute a lot to the game so they usually wait until the helicoper/boat/whatever arrives and then immediately and collectively gun me down.

He's fine by google standards, but definitely not my first choice

Sorry but I missed the memo.

When did we start referring to them as googles?

obligatory
>CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
*smash bros music*

It's because if you google "european people art" google image search gives you LITERALLY nothing but black people

Doesnt it have 2 googles?

when googles though they could censor us in the youtube comments
skype = kikes

>mfw you're right
Actually there's one white fag in there but still

what the fuck

How did that happen

yes

google "american inventors"

more rage

BILLLLLLLL

>I just did that

Please, kill me.

When Google the company started blocking sites containing "bad words" from all searches regardless of query.

>found this on same page
THEY'RE TRYING TO REWRITE HISTORY THE BASTARDS

stop trying to force "google" to work

what the cuck are you niggers talking about

i still dont get it

>intentionally being a retard
put the word people in there

We don't force them to work, that's what welfare is for

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH SKYPE!

haha what the fuck

I also found a Trump pic under Hitler
It's like they transcended their own bodies and they're trying to fix this by forcing themselves into the results

Google has started using a program that filters out youtube comments and google searches that contain offensive words (including political views google doesn't agree with).

Cred Forums's response is to turn "google" and "skype" into offensive words.
Normally I would think this is retarded, and even if they briefly succeeded, fixing it programmatically should be very easy, but the powers of Kek allowed Cred Forums to warp that Microsoft AI so who knows?

Jesus fuck, what?

I thought that was a youtube thing only.


Whelp, it's good while it lasted I suppose. RIP internet.

I wonder why people throws the google algorithm off though

>mfw googling "white man white woman"

Oh shit
Actually no, it's obviously a specific googlebomb like the "Miserable failure" George Bush one back in the day.
Are you all underage or something?

Our plan to take over Cred Forums is working
Pat yourselves on the backs Cred Forumsacks

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Google is word policing and trying to prevent any NWO-unapproved thoughts from reaching the Great Unwashed.

Jesus christ.

Are they going to force me to use fucking Bing?

probably because those images are all tagged with "people of color"

i think i'm done guys

this is NOT okay

When did google enter the lexicon as a term for coons? What's the origin?

>google "white european people art"
>get pics of nogs and hitler

any jewish owned medium is corrupted, bing does it too

thezog.info/list-summaries/

>fixing it programmatically should be very easy

No, it won't be. We'll just modulate our language infinitely, spoken word evolves faster than code and Google is in over their heads.

That sounds likely

Now it all makes sense why he wanted to work there.

What's wrong with this?
Me and my wife had a black child two months ago, how is that bad? probably some recessive gene or something

Google will be unveiling anti-'hate speech' software soon. This is a workaround. Also, kikes are skypes, gays are twitters, and trannies are facebooks.

Zoey so I can be a slut.

>picture of guy and girl
>clearly they're dating
???

It's just an experiment.

Nigger

But I love Coach. His love for chocolate bars speaks to me.

Behave user lol

>>no one wants to play as the google
I knew these would start popping up

Coach is fucking awesome i always pick him rochelle is boring and sucks

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>not marrying your stalker

You'll literally never find a woman more devoted

Just don't keep any scissors in the house

Thanks.

Black isn't even a fucking color
Who came up with that name anyway

Louis so I can spam his scream.

I'll take anyone except Rochelle.

Google "White American Couple".

NIGGERS

...

Google "normal couple"

Do people really not understand how google works?

Also, reported for offtopic Cred Forums garbage.

Blackwashing is becoming a real thing

There's a tumblr called "People of Color in European Art."

Because your search term is "european people art" and the tumblr is called PEOPLE of color in EUROPEAN ART, it takes its top results from the tumblr because it technically IS the most relevant result.

If you google "european art" you get the usual shit you're looking for.

>5 cents have been added to your account

SHHH
you want us to get removed?

I got this between the results

NORMAL? THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING DAMAGED

>adding white to the search puts the focus on race

Gee, what a surprise.

Now search for 'american couples'.

EVERYBODY HOLD THE FUCK UP

WE can all agree that NOBODY wants to play as Rochelle

It's still mostly googles.

?

Rochelle is just so lackluster.

She's too normal, I hate her.

She has some nice lines and I play her because of HomuHomu.

still a google majority

>Those fags.

Niggas tired of race baiting bitches that they started fucking each other.

I got no love for homo thugs.

>the day Cred Forums agreed on something

I lived to see it

This only pops up because people are searching for it. It's still cuck tier, but people either have this happen to them or want to read about and google it.

googles everywhere

and rotten.

you really didn't need to make a post about it
it's implied

>corporations gets Cred Forums to stop using offensive words through memes
pretty based tbqhshamfamalama

Not really, it's about less than half, which makes sense.

so we can't say nigger or niggers anymore?
if so what a shit website

Cred Forumstards thinking that acting like autistic retards can change one of the most recognizable brands into a racial slur (just an excuse for them to shit up every board)

Google "American" and the first image of a person to show up isn't american.

>Doesn't know how language works

Oh boy, another wonderful on-topic thread brought to you by the not-obnoxious people at Cred Forums.

maga!!

>pick louis
>laugh like a fucking maniac throughout the whole campaign

>he doesn't understand the implications of replacing a derogatory word with word people use every day

Google search "white man white woman" lel

I think you mean

>Cred Forums turns corporate names into offensive words

Fuck off CTR

>google is an offensive word

I like this picture but the point is to find substitute that google and googles can't stop because on the surface it is innocent
Cred Forums was made for freedom of speech with 0 repercussions and we will fight for this right forever
>TL;DR shut up

????

>canada isn't in the americas

I knew Americans were bad at geography but Jesus

I'm fine with anyone but Rochelle and Ellis

youtube.com/watch?v=9AMYVgtmkoM

>Not liking coach

Nick

youtube.com/watch?v=H8KoOvsEd_4

Since when is Europe white?

>Baiting this hard
Even moot said the site isn't about free speech.

The site has fuck all to do with free speech. Only chantologists honestly believe that.

>freedom of speech with 0 repercussions
>thread 404
>Banned from posting
>thread deleted
>post deleted

>they discovered our plan to take over Canada
SHIT

wtf i love racemixing now

I'm fuhrerious!

It will be. The idea is two days old and I've already seen it on every board I frequent. In a week you'll see it on twitter, in two weeks on facebook.

Is that Steven Seagull?

Bill is the only correct answer. Unless you are playing L4D2, then Ellis is an acceptable substitute.

>One Piece

Faggot

Daily reminder that if you bought an/supported oculus rift you are literally funding shitposts like OP's.

What the fuck is wrong with coach?

youtu.be/2gmQYBZPV7g

>Faggot is an offensive word

Oh wait
It's almost like words change meaning.
And if Cred Forums is good at anything, it's repeating things until everyone uses it.

...

You overestimate this meme.

What did he mean by this?

How long until Cred Forumstards are auto banned?

I like ur tabs
>just replace nigger with google thanks senpai

It's more to do with how Pagerank works. Search for 'us inventors' or 'usa inventors'. It returns more famous people.

'American inventors' is a fragment of 'african american inventors' which is more likely to be searched. Most people would use one of the two phrases mentioned in my above paragraph.

Yeah, i'm sure some neckbeard slacktivists are going to change the meaning of the name of one of the biggest corperations around.

You'll have just as much luck changing the meaning of 'the'.

Yeah and I suppose 'white man white woman' is a fragment of 'white man white woman is racis'?

I'm buying two

Shh, Cred Forums doesn't like logic, they'll just reply to you with some tired meme.

Dude frindle lmao

Fucking tumblr

I just saw that one, and that is bullshit from Google. It's too odd to not be engineered. Are you sure there isn't some tumblr campaign by 'strong black womyn' to make those the top hits.

Explain "American Inventors" then

l4d
Zoey>Bill>Louis>>Francis

l4d2
Nick>Ellis>>>>Coach>>>>>>>>>Rochelle

Could you fucking imagine is Google really became the new Nigger?

You say that but Pepe, Kek, and meme magic have articles written about them by the national and international MSM

>look up these "inventions"
>it's all completely retarded bullshit
>some google took a glass cup and called it a "water evaporator"

>American Inventors
You see that arrow to the side? Click it

Like half of them are white.

>acting like an autistic retard
Isn't that what you do here everyday? Not a Cred Forumsack, but it is pretty funny seeing one autist yell at another.

>but it is pretty funny seeing one autist yell at another

You're a simple person, aren't ya?

i bet you think the media and most fortune 500 companies being owned by jews is a coincidence also

i also bet you think the fact that all 11 of obamas senior advisors being jews, half the supreme court being jews, and jews donating 60% of the money to the democrat party is a coincidence too

>ctrl-f football
>0 results

Did I trigger you or something?
I literally said scroll to the right.

It's over.

Have you worshipped your local black person yet?

Throw those whitewashed history books into a fire

XD

dumb blind goy right here

he can't even see what these companies are trying to do to him

Why are you so upset about jews owning things?

By your ideology the inferior people (according to you black people) are rightfully at the bottom, and the superior people (jews) are rightfully at the top.

You should start a White Lives Matters movement to rectify this injustice.

i literally always go for coach you fucking pleb

>Implying I care
Oh sweet summer child.

2% of the country having so much power isn't a democracy

and it isn't so much that they have that power but what they do with that power. they promote degeneracy

>You should start a White Lives Matters movement to rectify this injustice.

t. poor white trash that blaming the kikes for his own failures.

It's Cred Forums, forcing memes is the only thing you can get a horde of autists to do collectively.

>2% of the country having so much power isn't a democracy

Then you should also support more higher functions for black people, as they have relatively less power.

That image is pretty accurate

what is this google meme

i'm lost

I don't get this, are they trying to make niggers pop up for search results on "google"? Why would anyone search "google" on google

accurate

>let me take the attention away from the jews, lets talk about the blacks and change the subject

that's what I find really amusing about these hardcore alt-right losers. They prattle on and on about how white people are superior, then bitch about how the wrong type of white people (jews) are in powerful positions.

Hmm.. it almost seems like they're spending a lifetime throwing tantrums and making excuses about their shitty existence

A strawman greentext is not an argument, try agin.

>$0.05 has been deposited into your account

That's literally what you did but okay shlomo

>spending a lifetime throwing tantrums and making excuses about their shitty existence
You just summed up Cred Forums.

Cred Forums in a nutshell

VIRGILVIRGILVIRGILVIRGILVIRGILVIRGIL
[Death Scream]x9999999

I love how tired memes are the only defense Cred Forums has.

Reminder that Cred Forums is a stormnigger colony and that they are much more cancerous than the JIDF.

>google

Get back to your containment board you worthless fuck.

>Cred Forums is finally pushing back against Cred Forums's retardation
thank fuck

Its been happening a lot more recently.

This is one of the worst moderated boards on Cred Forums, it needs all the help it can get.

>Internet censorship is a good thing!

Be sure to turn off adblock, user ^_^

>another tired meme response

I expected a graph at the very least.

>telling people with retarded, off-topic, racist bullshit to fuck off is censorship

fuck off retard

>implying Cred Forumsyps wouldn't censor people who disagree with them if the roles were reversed

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wtf I'm trying to bing what google means and I'm getting all kinds of different info!!!

Alright real talk

Why is Coach the realest nigga
Why is Louis a meme
Why is Rochelle the worst fucking one of the 3


If I had to choose between them all I'd pick Coach first, Louis second, and not even play if I'm Rochelle

Yall feel me here?

Shit, you've convinced me.
I see the light now.

with as much scientific method as any other Cred Forums graph

>Cred Forums in charge of false flag anti Cred Forums shit
Jesus, atleast try with your bait, nobody on Cred Forums is actualy stupid enough to fucking do that shit for real but apperently Cred Forums is

This website is private property and you agreed to censor yourself when you came here.

>nobody on Cred Forums is actualy stupid enough to fucking do that shit for real

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

this was an ad that showed up on my phone one day

Was almost interested.

Google shows you ads based on your browser history.

this meme is hilarious
also fuck actual google and all the leftist companies who are in bed with Clinton
corporate censorship and enforcing of their politics is the worst

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>Why is Louis a meme
It's the delivery of his lines.

And to be fair they didn't PLAN for him to become a meme. He was meant to be the most "normal" of the group.

There isn't a single politician who isn't in bed with corporations.

the only posts you'll see there with google in it are nufriends who think they're getting on the latest hot meme

>Why is Coach the realest nigga
Funny Lines
>Why is Louis a meme
Funny lines
>Why is Rochelle the worst fucking one of the 3
She's a woman so she isn't funny or memorable by default.

>SJW tumblr blogs get traffic from Cred Forumsacks looking for things to be angry about
>HURR DA JOOS ARE CENSORING WHITE PEOPLE

this shit writes itself.

Francis = Bill > Louis = Zoey = Nick > Ellis = Couch > Rochelle

incidentally, that made me wonder how much gay shit I had viewed

unfortunately it was futa that triggered this

>liking futa

>Couch

>unfortunately it was futa that triggered this

Son, you should have pretended you were on gay porn.

and you get same shit on other search engines
its not just google

Read the whole thread before commenting

>babby

What happened? It used to be THE reaction image of Cred Forums, not it's completely gone.

the true OTP of the franchise

it could be worse

ill admit, that ad was probably the best ad ive seen in a long time.
gets right to the fucking point, knows what its trying to sell, and doesnt even try to hide it

id love to see ads pull that off like this one did. maybe then people would fall for their bullshit.

fuck off retard

t. racist
btw anime images belong to japan, stop appropriating them shitlord.

retard

Appropriate THIS!

>unzips vagina

Please don't use the offensive term shitl*rd.
There is only one Lord and I will not have Him be associated with feces.

wouldnt it be
>unpacks vagina

>implying race exists

>censoring based on political views, by the largest search engine in the world, is OK.

No hope for you, kids

I like spamming her laugh

>Tells Cred Forums to fuck off from saying racist shit and posting graphs, by posting a graph displaying racist shit

Not even Cred Forums, but what even, user?

My fucking sides are in orbit. It's like typing skinny into Tumblr.

shut the fuck up tumblreddit

Fuck you, I meant every word.

Then again, probly not.

That's the point, to show how retarded Cred Forums's graphs are.

Cred Forums flooding other boards with their new catchy buzzwords for niggers hoping that everyone catches on because they got spooked into thinking Cred Forums was being shut down yesterday

But I was under the impression that Femanists and SJW's were the one's posting inaccurate or stacked info in their graphs. Guess both sides are equally retarded.

>jews
>white people

I saw a black man on google and now i'm voting for hillary

As I said, that's the point.

>Cred Forums in a nutshell

honestly why do you think cuckoldry became such a popular fetish over the last few years? it's because Cred Forumstards are super into it and want to force it on everyone, just like furshit and traps.

Francis!

just like pepe the frog was supposed to become THE white supremacy meme in order to force normies to stop using it, right?

it's not going to catch on at all. i guarantee it. Sure stormfront and reddit might join in on it but no one besides the autists currently trying to force it are ever going to use it.

>maybe if I post a strawman I'll win!

Read 1984 and Brave New World

It even says so on one of their faces!

synchtube died ;_;7

It'd be more accurate if Cred Forums said "don't censor me!" In the last panel.

what is this new hot spicy meme?

There are people who play the game without character skin? Kek

>Muh super edgy swat skin or meme tier raptor skins
Wew

>read entry level books most people read in highschool.

look up "American Inventors" or "European Art People" on google

>L4D1
Bill all the way.

>L4D2
Nick all the way.

you got an advertisement for /fit/ on your phone?

>remember seeing pictures of Louis yelling ONE ON ONE FAGGOT at the zombies a long time ago
>can't find them because one on one is such a generic phrase that it doesn't help

Seriously. There's been such a fucking campaign about this lately

>It's not democracy because the jews are controlling everything!
>But if whites were ruling it all then it would be 100% fair

Loving every laugh

It's funny, because the BLM movement literally think that's the case. It's a fucking insane circle of people blaming another race for all their problems.

Wait is nigger filtered to google now.
Testing with this post I guess.

Oh, so that explains it.

no.

i think it is on Cred Forums

KIKE

No, it's just Cred Forums forcing a meme. It works because meme magic, you guys!

Actually it's Cred Forums fighting against Google's hot new spicy censorship AI which goes around automatically censoring anything Google deems problematic which is a gross abuse of its influence.

??? BLM isn't about wanting to rule the country, they just want to stop getting shot by cops

nobody cares

>call their candidate "daddy"
>accuse others of being cucks

Black people did so they could leech off accomplishments of others like they usually do.

Oh no
user, no, you don't know what you've just done

do you need a hug

I dont understand why some people are shitting on this Cred Forums meme. The least important part is the racism. What is important is that this meme will fight internet control and censorship.
Do you really want googleheros where they have the power to mass delete anything they deem inappropriate?

Wow, I never noticed that the majority of American inventors were black or had black looking photographs taken of them.

>this meme will fight internet control and censorship
No it won't. Why would you think that making up a new slang word exclusively for racists would work as a protest against that kind of stuff?

>Loving every laugh
White people ruling a White country. Imagine that.

Is today some special day for black people or is this just a prank?

The answer is obvious: Google's search algorithm is acting screwy. This is what I get for searching 'european BLACK people art'...

I don't, but if the actual issue that Cred Forums had with google was censorship, they wouldn't resort to shitflinging at black people.

Cred Forums plays the same identitarian game that liberals and SJWs play, they don't want actual solutions.

Cred Forums is cancer and two sides of the same coin as sjws with there cancerous shilling and trying to drag identity politics into everything.

Oh look, more self important retarded activism with a super obvious "hidden" agenda just like GG

Everyone can see through your bullshit except yourself.

...and this is what I get for searching 'European art'. When you put in 'people', European thinks you're searching for the most common word that precedes 'people' in searches, which is 'black'. Or it's a conspiracy by the Space Jews to censor all European art depicting white people, so that the Chosen Race can cow the Glorious White Race into submission.

look up "happy white american couple"

They wouldn't get shot by cops if they didn't brandish weapons and then walk straight towards a cop despite being told to stop.

Niggers did this to themselves and now they're just making it worse and unfortunately there is no Martin Luther King to save them from their own stupidity this time.

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>YOU ARE SILLY

Can you think of a better way to counter the new google bot?

>SJWs: if you don't agree with me you're a racist shitlord fucking white male!!
>Cred Forums: if you don't agree with me you're a Hilary loving sjwcuck nigger spic!

You're both cancer and the world would be a better place if you were both purged.

>white country

kek, no country can escape ethnic diversity unless the government cock block immigrants and shut down foreign culture.

Enjoy your melting pot you faggot.

Address the real issues facing our world today, the ones grounded in economics. All the other problems stem from that.

Complain about it to Google and Google subsidiaries? Boycott Google? Do something other than inadvertently make everyone arguing against the Google bot look like frothing Cred Forums-loving memers?

>

You dumb fucking niggers need to stop proliferating this shitty raid bullshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=eqBAOX6Qegk

Yeah, look at this fucking thug. How dare he hold his arms in the air in a threatening manner and lay on the ground

You aware of what cherrypicking is?

It's when you find the one situation where you're right and disregard all the others because they don't suit your argument.

For instance, the nog shot in NC had a gun, the officer who shot him was black, his family LIED and said it was a book so now we have riots because of how raysis the poleece iz.

>immunity is passed down through the father's genes
>resistant recessive allele on the X chromosome
>this explains why there's one woman in each group of 4
>L4D2 starts in Savanna
>Savanna is half black
>half of the survivors in L4D2 are black

Valve was able to make a diverse cast with it still making sense and not feeling shoehorned in like other devs do

>we wuz peanut butta n shiet

officers are scared because they are just that, frightened little babies with a license to kill. I could post multiple more videos of unarmed black men being shot to death, but that would probably be cherry picking too, right?

The horesehoe theory is wrong though. The "left/right is same" only applies if you are talking about conservatives and liberals.


Read a book

>Implying Coach isnt best survivor

Out of my board, Nickggers

>coach
>not bill

The horseshoe theory isn't really meant to apply to policy. As far as I'm concerned, it's meant to apply to militancy and general annoyance factor. Coincidentally, Rabid internet fascists and rabid internet communists are both cancer, and SJWs and internet white supremacists are also both cancer.

Bill>Coach>Ellis>Francis>Louis>Zoey>Nick>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rochelle

They're not paying you enough, famalam.

I Iike most of the survivors except francis and ellis

No, literally all times I've seen it, it's used seriously with regards to real politics.

And I don't agree with those people. Is there a problem?

No, I'm just saying that the horseshoe theory is a retarded meme created by ancaps.