Why are video game designers so bad at making children?

Why are video game designers so bad at making children?

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Drawing people is hard. Scaling an adult down is easy. Issue is children aren't just tiny adults as they have different proportions.

Well a game in the same series did it pretty well.

'cause they're worried they will be labeled pedos if they look up real children's anatomy.

pretty gud bants, m8

this desu

moms would find out there are "naked baby game files" included on disk

Because everyone is fucking scared shitless of child nudity.
Pedophilia is so demonized in nearly ever culture that, at this point, no one wants to give children a second thought out of either HATRED or FEAR. Children are simultaneously considered forbidden and useless, sub-humans that exist only to be protected, even at their own detriment. Who gives a shit what a child has to say? Who gives a shit what a child looks like? PEDOPHILES.
So making a child an important character in a video game is just pedo-pandering, and the developers and designers are put under scrutiny.
God FUCKING FORBID you model a child's underwear beneath their skirt, or you're FUCKING FIRED, you disgusting degenerate. How dare you strive for realism or completeness. How dare you consider a child anything more than a parent's property.

god I wish that were me

Newfag here, why people n Cred Forums is always so mad?

Because Fuck you that's why.

>Why are video game PLAYERS so bad at making children?

I don't think that's actually a sentence that makes sense. Can you rephrase it?

Kill yourself.

Artist here. It's not that hard. You approach it like anything else. OP's example is pure laziness.

Don't be stupid.

Cause these loser ass niggas don't get pussy lmafooooo

Really? Stupid, huh? Okay.

my favorite sfm fapping source

Pope here. No one cares

t. Pedo

>this is bad

are you kidding, I love it when they make kids just scaled down adults

It's the funniest shit in the world

that's because the player is a big daddy, the indoctrination makes them look like cute in your eyes.

What a terrible retort.

Children suck anyways, so who cares.

heh

because most dont put them in ovens

It's more likely to be a priority thing. Why waste time making something that's only in the intro, that you'll never see again...look good?

Because they can't get laid.

>outing yourself as a newfag
God, don't you guys EVER learn?

Unless you're fishing for (you)'s in which case, congratulations.

THIS

With the rise of SFM porn, most perverts could extract the child models and create FBI-proof cheese pizza.

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>>could
It has been made for decades

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Any examples? Y-You know for uh, research.

Why waste time making anything look good? Most people will only play it once.

The intro is the only part you're guaranteed to be seen from your game, even if someone hates it, if he started the game, he's going to see the first parts of it, therefore there should always be more effort put into the first moments of the game than the latter

hahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha

what happened to the black bar?
i dont get it

Kojima literally 3d scanned a bunch of half naked lil' niggas to make them look right in MGSV and I've yet to see anyone call him a pedo for that specifically.

Proof?

rule34hentai.net/post/list/Little_Sister_(Bioshock)/1

This isn't SFM you fucking liar.

The singular baby tauren model has a head half the sized of these scaled down adult "toddlers".

I laughed too.