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Why most score fags use Reimu, despite her having a lower capacity for scoring in most games?

because they understand that not only is Reimu cuter than Marisa, but that she is the sole enforcer of Gensokyo while Yukari does nothing but nap????

>7 Touhou theads on Cred Forums
What the fuck is going on?

Seven? Where?

>Marisa
>Proper
?

What kind of youkai should ZUN introduce in Touhou next?

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Not him but I think he means the threads with Touhou characters in their OP picture, asides from this one, there's threads with Okuu, Ran, Kagerou and Miko wearing Clownpiece's clothes

3 of those are just animal image dumping
The other is made by me

Well, Marisa is a protagonist of the Touhou Project series, is she not?

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Yes?

Don't mind me, I'm just posting the actual best girl.

She's a deuteragonist, the best one!

Then why did you post Reimu?

Why?
Is the protagonist role too big for her?

>pitflashing whore
>best anything

Fucking pleb,Marisa is at least modest with her clothing,unlike that lewd miko.

Because she's the pure shrine maiden of fucking paradise

>dressed like a maid
>modest

Whoops, seems like you posted the wrong picture. Don't worry, it happens.

Fuck off SAmireko
nobody likes that trash, not even the characters that have to deal with her shit.

>Dressed like a maid
>with a hat like that

You do know that skirts are not a maid exclusive wear,right?
She just wears an apron for the potions she brews all the time.

M a i d

But you were supposed to post best girl

Did anyone say best girl?

Yes, and?

But Red Yuuka is fucking shit dude.

I don't know what maids look like where you're from,but Marisa is clearly not one.

>He says while posting a literal joke character
kys yourself

Do not post Meiling while saying mean things.

>anybody hates sumi besides shinmyoumaru
lol secondary

She would be a shitty maid anyway. She can't even run a stupid magic shop by herself.

She's literally making people fall off the border because she's a selfish shit.

At least she is not some literally whohu

Most games?
PC98: I have no idea.
EoSD: Reimu wins, aside from extra
PCB: Reimu wins.
IN: Border team (Reimu) wins
PoFV: Marisa wins
MoF: Marisa wins
SA: Reimu wins
UFO: Marisa wins
TD: Reimu wins, aside from extra.
DDC: Marisa wins
LoLK: So dominated by Sanae and Reisen that I don't know what Marisa and Reimu's potential is.

So no, not really. Most of the categories worth playing for score use Reimu or Youmu anyway.

>She would be a shitty maid anyway.
Who cares what she would be,its what she is that matters,a fucking witch who likes to steal people hearts.

>She can't even run a stupid magic shop by herself.
I don't see Reimu being a competent Shrine Maiden either,she doesn't even know what her god looks like.
Besides,those incidents won't solve themselves.

Being unpopular is completely fine

I'd rather like a good character than a joke secondary magnet and her meme mansion.

I disagree. Marisa is clearly a wonderful and pure maiden.

>I'd rather like a good character
Then why do you like Raiko?

>it's what she is that matters,a fucking bitch who likes to steal from people
FTFY

Reminder for all secondaries: She does not know why she's entering Gensokyo in her dreams and neither does she know how to stop it.

Plus, it's not like the villagers were harmed at all and Yukari already solved the issue anyway.

>.png.jpg
Shut up old fart

w2f?

>b-but she dindu nuffin wrong
Is that why she's sleeping in class just to "visit" gensokyo?

Fucking sumifaggots I swear

>IN
That's horseshit, solo Marisa has the second highest scores consistently after solo Youmu.

Reminder that the following 2hus are memehous
>Mima
>Marisa
>The whole EOSD cast
>Chen
>Alice
>Youmu
>Yuyuko
>Ran
>Yukari
>Whole IN cast
>Suika
>Yukka
>Komachi
>Shikieiki
>Nitori
>Aya
>Sanae
>Suwako
>Whole SA cast
>Whole UFO cast
>Tenshi
>Mononobe
>miko
>Kokoro
>mamizou
>Whole DDC cast
>Kasen
>Sumireko
>Whole Lolk cast
>Rinnosuke
>Akyu
If you like any of these 2hus you have shit taste

Reminder that you are a cuck

You listed ass twice

1) she didn't know what was happening
2) nobody got hurt, and they even make a point that villagers stopped getting worried about the victims after a couple of days since they knew they'd show up soon enough good as new
3) yukari already fixed it

Oh, you're right about that. Solo Marisa has 47億 to Reimu's 43億 on finalB lunatic. Marisa scores higher in more categories than I expected.

Border team still beats Magic team though.

>t.Patchouli
Stay mad,bitch

She isn't a maiden either you idiot,she is a proper witch,with brooms,magic and stuff.

>No Reimu
I wonder who's behind this post...

>1)she didn't know, that's why she was forcing her sleep
>2)people got kidnapped for fucking day but who care about that lol
>3)somebody else had to fix her shit
Nice character you have there faggot

You don't know what a "maiden" is, do you.

Is English your second language?

Why,do you,write,like this?

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Sure, but Team Magic sucks.

You need to look up the definition maiden, user.

She isn't interested in marrage bro.

Yes
It's 5am here,I'm bound to make mistakes here and there.

>she was forcing herself to sleep for the sole purpose of making villagers disappear
[citation needed]
>2)people got kidnapped for fucking day but who care about that lol
The villagers stopped caring and Yukari didn't seem that bothered. And nobody was hurt, except your butt I guess.

>Sure, but Team Magic sucks.
Poor Alice, she's so useless.

>marrage
So this, is the power of marisafags...

>the definition maiden
Who's that? Player 3 Reimu?

>She isn't interested in marrage bro.
You still don't know what "maiden" is.

>Yes
Go use a fucking online dictionary then, god.

>blindly defending a selfish shit that doesn't care about anyone else
Typical samireko

A maiden is an unmarried young woman, user.

Come on now.

maiden is a british word anyway

Fuck off namefag
Nobody gives a shit about you

What artists trigger people here most?

>selfish shit that doesn't care about anyone else
But this ain't Seija.

Says nothing about being "interested in marriage", dude. Just that it's an unmarried girl, which Marisa totally is.

o-okay

Space jin

Seija-chan did literally NOTHING wrong.

Guess it doesn't it anywhere,does it?

Oh well,my mistake then.

>manipulated best final boss into being a jerk
She did EVERYTHING wrong.

Worst laser in the series, literally only good when Marisa is carrying the slack.

>manipulated
It's not her fault that the kobito is dumb as fuck
Besides, aren't tools meant to be manipulated?

*doesn't say it

TOO LATE
I'M GONNA LAUGHT AT YOUR MISTAKE FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT AND JUDGE YOU

LAUGH*

Whose laughing now,huh?

>Whose

Shit,you got me.

Worth a shot though.

80 replies w/ 14 unique IPs.
Congratulations, you are a bunch of faggots!

Press,the,fucking,spacebar,you,fucking,marisafag.

Said like a true selfish shit that doesn't care about anyone else.

Does that include (You)?

From one user who thinks Marisa is perfect to another, you should always remember to put a space after your commas and periods.

"The weak shall rule the strong".
Her mission is noble, ambitious and admirable.

You are just jealous because the only thing that silly smurf has achieved is living off Reimu's kindness for a while.

>Her mission is noble, ambitious and admirable.
Upsetting the natural balance isn't noble, ambitious or admirable. The weak are the weak and the strong are the strong for a reason. Messing with nature's work is just asking for trouble for everyone.

>Natural balance
No such thing
>The weak are the weak and the strong are the strong for a reason
And guess what, that reason isn't just nature.
You should stop being so deluded.

Is that how it works, I always thought that it was either a space or a comma.
Fuck, it was good staying up late after all.

So that's why the spoiler tags won't work when I put no spaces inbetween the commas. Thanks Marisanon.

Anyhow, I ridiculed myself enough for one night.
Have a goodnight everyone.

Are you the marisafag that makes the late night thread, or one of the other 30 marisafags?

>I always thought that it was either a space or a comma.
What the fuck?

>No such thing
Yes it is.
>that reason isn't just nature.
Then what is it?

Nah, one of the 30 other I guess.
I rarely even make threads threads these days.
Used to when I first started 2hu and I was stuck with Sakuya in EoSD.

A social contruct, an artificial idea made in order to justify the unfairness and the so called "natural order" of this world.

We must reverse the situation, we must show them that they are the real weaklings of this place. The dawn of a new Gensokyo.

oh shit

user that's not even hard.
It's literally an actual character vs green mary sue.

Also r8

>A social contruct
No it's not. Onis are considered the strongest not because everyone was convinced of that, but because they can punch holes into mountains. Tengu are considered the fastest because that's what they are. And the weak are considered the weak because they are not as fast or as strong or as sneaky or as resistant or whatever as the others are, that's what makes them weak.

PCB is actually one of the hardest entries on the series.

>It's literally an actual character vs green mary sue.
But Reimu isn't green?

git gud

where to download english patched bullet hells?

Only Youmu and Yuyuko are hard man.
Practice more and you'll get there.

moriyashrine.org/

The internet?

Modern humans can erase cities with a single press of a button, would you call them the strongest creature?
You see, the order is very easily altered and the top dogs don't want you to know this. That's why you believe that it's "right" and "natural".

All it takes is a single person to question this, to make a move and to convice others that they have to power to turn the world upside down.

Why is Nitori so small?

PCB is no where as hard as the other games, on hardest to easiest would be
LoLK > SA > UFO > DDC > MoF > IN > TD > EoSD > PCB
All on Hard

She's a Kappa. Kappas are tiny.

thank

>Modern humans can erase cities with a single press of a button, would you call them the strongest creature?
Yes? I mean, if goats had the power to level cities instead, we'd be calling them the strongest.

>You see, the order is very easily altered
Clearly not, else the weak wouldn't be the weak.

>TD and MoF above EoSD

>if goats had the power to level cities instead, we'd be calling them the strongest.
You've completely missed the point

>Clearly not, else the weak wouldn't be the weak.
The weak are weak thanks to dumb sheeple like you who swallowed shit like "order" and "balance", desperately trying to justify their current situation.

>if goats had the power to level cities instead, we'd be calling them the strongest
Yes we would, are you retarded?

Yumeko looks cute, I would say 5/10 overall
Youmu is not much trouble, the problem is Yuyu and the prismrivers
LoLK = PCB > SA > EoSD > UFO = DDC > IN > MoF > TD

EoSD's reason is mostly Remilia, that's it
MoF has a stage 4 what can remove you 2 or 3 lives (probably one more with Aya included)
I think I forget about TD, I actually was too busy with DDC and LoLK.

You are obviously lost in this conversation, please refrain from posting shit.

>You've completely missed the point
Unless you're going to explain yourself, then all I can say is "not an argument".

>The weak are weak thanks to dumb sheeple like you who swallowed shit like "order" and "balance", desperately trying to justify their current situation.
No, the weak are the weak because they're outdone in one or various departments by other species.

Sparrows are weaker than eagles, you cannot argue this.

What are the best 2hu fan RPGs?

OFFICIAL LIST OF GOOD 2HU RPG FANGAMES:
genius of sappheiros

>all I can say is "not an argument".
A clear sign of "I'm gonna pretend I haven't lost"

>Sparrows are weaker than eagles, you cannot argue this.
What is your definition of "weak"?
What if a sparrow was in an advantageous situation and somehow managed to win? Would you start calling them stronger?

>Clownpiss
>Hot topica
>top 3

CP is the best to happen to touhou since UFO.
Hecatia is awesome man.

>CP is the best to happen to touhou

Cute Iku dude.
Also Touhoumon purple if you count pokemon as an rpg. Labyrinth of Gensokyo 2 is pretty decent and has nice art.

>A clear sign of "I'm gonna pretend I haven't lost"
Weird, I thought I was signalling you to explain yourself.

Still not an argument, by the way.

>What is your definition of "weak"?
>the weak are the weak because they're outdone in one or various departments by other species.
>What if a sparrow was in an advantageous situation and somehow managed to win?
What the hell kind of argument is this? If you rig a situation so that an chihuahua can beat a human being, that does not automatically mean chihuahua are stronger than humans. Poor dog would get murdered by the human in a situation different from the one you fabricated.

Eagles are bigger, faster and all-around stronger hunters than sparrows can ever hope to be. If you put them in the same environment, the latter would die off.

CP is the best! I fap to CP every night!

>Hides her power level in PCB
>Could cause an incident if she used her full power according to ZUN
Just how strong is Letty?

>Still not an argument
Yare yare..

>What the hell kind of argument is this? If you rig a situation so that bla bla bla...
Nothing but lame excuses, you know that I'm right and that's why you are so upset.
>If you put them in the same environment, the latter would die off.
You don't know that

We are just running in circles at this point and we are so far away from the main thing, it's just ridiculous.

The Kobito is dumb and so are you.
End of the discussion.

>Yare yare..
>you know that I'm right and that's why you are so upset.
>The Kobito is dumb and so are you.
>End of the discussion.
Too many words to say "I ran out of arguments", but okay. Have a good night, faggit.

>nobody posted their character sorter results

>I ran out of arguments
Ironic coming from the fag who uses a fucking "chihuahua" analogy as an "argument".

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PCB is SakuyaB and IN is solo Youmu

>tfw the thread is only about the DDC autists

Still better than LoLK apologists.

>i still have no arguments
Thanks for the contribution.

ancient screenshot from early 2013, probably hasn't changed much

That list was about Reimu vs Marisa, not the highest scoring shot in each game.

I see you still have problems not behaving like a shitposter more than a couple hours at a time, shotty.

>i still have no arguments
>I'm still posting shit
Thanks for the contribution.

What? I'm just here getting comfy and enjoying the show

You should learn to relax my clowny friend

>Not doing one every year.

>he's behind a single layer of irony

You have good taste

>he's still shitposting with the smurf

>being a momiji, yuugi or reisen 2 fag

>being a marisafag

>being a patchoulifag

>being a kasenfag

Yuugi's alright man, wtf is wrong with you?

>being a mamizoufag

EoSD, PCB and SA have the best casts

Yuuhei Satellite makes the best 2hu fan music

(You) will disagree with these obvious truths because both are 'too popular' and you're edgy contrarians.

Hello Fortune teller

No, I'm going to disagree because SA has a weak cast overall.
Agreed with EoSD and PCB.
LoLK has got a great cast as well

>EoSD, PCB and SA have the best casts
Yeah, that's fair.

>Yuuhei Satellite makes the best 2hu fan music
That's a weird way of spelling Tokyo Active Neets/Kokyo Active Neets

Look at this fucking awesome character

Isn't she an awesome character who characters awesomely

>LoLK has got a great cast as well

Yes, get over it autist

fuck off shotty

Look, now everyone is part of the great and well designed cast.

Managed to clear all of Stage 7 in Shoot the Bullet. It's really wearing me down but I at least want to unlock the Extra Stage, if not clear every card in the game.

the sex fairy is the best touhou yet

>Ancient powerful goddess
>Looks like a Loli
>Googly eyes on a fucking sun hat

It's OK when MoF makes memehus.

Yeah, until ZUN decides to make Flandre 4.0

>CP Kosuzu
I would

>Dressing the poor Kosuzu like that just to please your wicked fantasies

>Shoot the bullet
>Crowhou

>Double Spoiler
>TWO Crowhou

>GFW
>Strongesthu

>ISC
>literally who

>Forbidden Scrolleries
>

>SSiB
>Yuyuko

>Inaba
>Wabbits

>WaHH
>notJapaneseGoburin

>Forbidden Scrolleries
>Kozusu

>CoLA
>BoyHu

>Music CD
>Maribell
Marisa and Reimu were never the protags

Nostalgia makes everything okay.

>DUDE DRUNK LOLI LMAO

Koishi being called Flandre 2.0 makes perfect sense since she is largely a rehash of Flandre (absurdly strong younger sister of the owner of a powerful household who clearly has some mental issues.)
Calling Clownpiece Flandre 3.0 is just dumb.

what about the games, faggot

>FS listed twice

Why?
>Blonde
>Secondary magnet
>Popular for no good reason

>Blonde
>Secondary magnet
>Popular for no good reason
Guys, I've found the real Flandre 3.0!

>Koishi
>Blonde
user, you're a fucking meme.

Learn to read retard

>implying green and yellow aren't the same color anyway

>Blonde
>Secondary magnet
>Popular for no good reason
But that's just Marisa

Where are the marisafags when you need them

I don't respond to obvious bait.
Which is why I don't come to these threads as often as I used to.

>Girl who actually fixes situations
Reimu

Marisafags can't do shit because it's not Marisa's fault that some fucking retard wants to call Flandre to any blonde popular touhou because he has autism.

You are right.
The poor Flandre doesn't deserve to be compared with a shit meme clown.

Marisa fixing things UFO is canon, though.
In fact, Marisa B's ending leads directly into Extra.

Post yfw you will never be this mad at a 2hu's existance

call Flandre to any blonde popular touhou or just shit on CP only because he has autism*

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Dude you are on Cred Forums. Everything is bait.
are you gonna keep making threads?

>Koishi being called Flandre 2.0 makes perfect sense
No, you dip. Koishi is something, but she definitely isn't Flandre 2.0. What's wrong with Flandre is how she's popular with the secondaries even though she appeared in only two games; meaning her personality is just as blank and monotonous as ever.

As compared to Koishi which appeared to 4 games and has established a lot of personalities

>Fake amanojaku fag posting

No replacement for the real thing.

Nothing personnel, kid.

>and has established a lot of personalities
That's not how personality works.

>the real thing
>tumblr art
Literally and unironically kill yourself.

Make me fgt

Koishi's personality in 90% of fanworks is just "Twisted Fucking Psychopath XD" though.
Just like Flandre.

Both girls are incredibly popular with secondaries.
ZUN also regrets both of them becoming popular. That's the main reason Koishi's role in LoLK was basically nothing.

I don't need to.
Dumb shits like you die by themselves.

>ZUN also regrets both of them becoming popular.
[citation needed]
>That's the main reason Koishi's role in LoLK was basically nothing.
What the fuck were you expecting her to do? Why the fuck were you even expecting her to show up at all?

Is the PS4 game any good?

But what about Raiko

Nope.

Even her /jp/ thread was hijacked by the more popular Tsukumo Sisters.

Newfag to Touhou, starting maybe in May iirc. How bad am I?
Major power gap between 7 and 8

Please stop shitposting with my cute not-wife Seija.

>the more popular

They have a really cool stage theme, shut up.

Excuse my ignorance but...who?

Why are there like a billion Patchouli tentacle doujins? What's with her and tentacles?

It doesn't take much to be honest

What went wrong? It *looks* like Psychic Force 2012, which was a fuck-win game.

I will fight you inside the streets.

I'd rather youtube.com/watch?v=ZjMxCjLmUyA be Seija than that, and Seija's neither of those things.

P-puffy...

Who's the chick on the left? I'm interested in her.

Benben and who again?

Maybe you'll remember Yatsuhashi if you found her enticing?

>Unironically watching that shit
You are no better than him.

>Touhou Fecal Transplant

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I love Seija in whatever she appears in. Even in videos where she gets tortured to death, forced to eat Mokou's shit, or accidentally finding and wearing Hina's ribbon making everything she does turn out the opposite of what she wants.

>Besmirching both I, the amanojaku poster, and the fake amanojaku poster

Why god

>I love seeing Seija eating Mokou's shit
What the fuck, Seijafags

What is it with you guys and posting /d/-tier trash in my threads

Amanojaku love everything others hate and hate everything others love.

You clearly don't
Just kill yourself already, you are a disgrace for her.

Only a nerd would treat an Amanojaku humanely anyway.

>find 2 other seijafags
>one came from tumblr
>the other is into scat
Am I in hell?

>like a shit character
>surprised when people who also like shit character are into shit in general
it kinda sucks desu, seija doesn't deserve this

>Sexualizing a koto and a biwa

Stop.

I thought you went to sleep after losing

I'm not into scat I just found those videos interesting in a bizarre way.

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 8-3

Yeah whatever, just stay away from me.

>I'm not into scat
>I just found a video of Seija eating shit to be """"interesting""""

You'll know where to find me when you need me, user.

>Tumblr

I get my shit from gelbooru just like you user.

Not my fault the original sauce is tumblr.

I don't use gelbooru at all.

I have a low standard for humor.

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How does one pronounce Touhou anyway?

Toe-hoe?

Too-hoo?

Tau-tau?

And nothing of value was lost

>gelbooru

So which *booru do you browse?

Curious.

Toe hoe sounds the funniest

danbooru

SERIOUSLY GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT AND WHY IS IT ONLY ON STAGE 8

IS WEBM user HERE BECAUSE IF SO I NEED YOU

Japs pronounce it Toe-hoe.

>Jewbooru
>not using Pixiv, Nijie, or the artists' Twitter page
You have to pay $20 to look at loli/shota images.

Of course I use those too, but you asked which booru.

>You have to pay $20 to look at loli/shota images.
>he doesn't know

One should be using both Pixiv and Gelbooru. There is no reason to use Danbooru except for its translations.

All the images that get uploaded to Danbooru get reuploaded automatically by a bot to other boorus and sankaku complex, so there's literally no reason to pay that $20 to see it on Danbooru. It's not like sadpanda isn't a thing either, because it's not.

Consider this: Alice.

Nobody cares

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Alice likes to dress up Shanghai as her younger self and molest her every night while making Shanghai call her Marisa.

>he still doesn't know

Plz no bully thx

Yes continue

>Star Fox: Ran's Rampage for PS Vita
Soon.

Oh, cool.

I want Alice to string me up like a doll and abuse me!

Would Remilia be really good, or really bad, at playing Castlevania?

Nevermind I managed to squeeze out a lucky victory. Is every pattern from this point going to be as hard or harder than 8-3, or is this just an outlier?

Be honest Cred Forums. WOULD you want to live in Gensokyo at all? I mean yeah that place is waifu mania and it looks like paradise but it's a world full of dangerous af chicks who could kick the living fuck out of superman and goku simultaneously. One false move and you're a dead user.

8-7 is more bullshit.

Yes.

>Sexualizing Alice
WHY

Chiyuri a cute

Orin > all

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No. Most of my knowledge/skills would be useless there. I like technology.

>his waifu isn't a weapon of mass destruction

>Including PC 98 touhou
The secondaries of all secondaries

>playing all the video games instead of only some makes you a secondary

I think one of the problems with our world is that everything can be explained, everything comes down to science and numbers. There's nothing mystical anymore, nothing sacred. I think, in gaining the insight and knowledge of the modern era, we've lost our ability to believe in the absurd.

Gensokyo is a place where the absurd, the sacred, and the mystical still exist. It's a place where I won't be glued to a fucking computer screen for several hours a day because I hate my life and I have no passion for anything. It's a place where anything could happen. It sounds amazing, and I wish I could find such a place one day.

There's a good chance you would just be a boring farmer or grunt worker and never have anything interesting happen, you know.
If you aren't doing anything special in this life, what would make you do that in a different one?

I don't care. At least there's the small chance that I'd be able to do something that I could be proud of in Gensokyo. A chance to do what I've always wanted to do, no matter how impossible. A chance to start over.

That's deep bro. ZUN himself must be really passionate about fiction and nature.

Meeting Yuyuko would be worth it.

Crashing this thread with fresh 1CC.

How does one play a 2hu game?
Do any of you use arcade sticks, joysticks, pads instead of keyboard?

You play with whatever you want.

Well, I'm asking how you guys do it.

And the other 2 made by SB. Just need dem translations now.

Well. You dodge stuff.

Patchouli was in my dream this night. I groped her breasts and made her orgasm in it.

grats yo

my dream last night was boring. No touhous in it.

>Koishi's expression
Every time