My monster's better than yours

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Anyone got the Wiki link?

He isn't very good, But. he has heart.

What's in the mystery box?

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7 more points

Beautiful.
>not knowing what's in the mystery box

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cant peerse him

Fucking Kek

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>No note to mark his weakness to fire
Also looks more like Denuvo.

Al-Zheim, void heathen.

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He doesn't seem so great. His balls don't even fit inside his outline, that's got to be uncomfortable.

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I tried my best.
go easy on me I only used a mouse.

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That's pretty good. But it's also a Noob Trap since end-game, the PvP arena, bans it for power creep.

Blorf porn where?

Choose a brother.

Blongus, anyone with op in their name is a massive fucking faggot.

>no fast
He's too easy to stop man

Blongus looks like he should be the blast guy and Blongop should be the muscle guy.

It's fucking shit kid, try again

Blongop
Blongus mains are fags

excellent

Shittiest drawing in the thread incoming.

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Furh yuu

ok now do this one.

Damn son. When did we get an HD remake?

Hmmm

h-he's fast

So THAT's what happens when you trade a Tangrowth with a Protector...

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Yeah, does anybody?

>lifes

Each Lifes Offsets a Deaths caused by an enemy's Blast score at range and Muscle score at proximity.

what does guard do then?

you must overcome guard to cause a death

Flat reduction to Deaths caused by an enemy's Blast score at range and Muscle score at proximity. Diminishing returns past 3 to half value and quarter value past 9 final damage taken to Lifes rounded up.
This means max Guard can block up to 7 Blast and/or Muscle each turn.

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Now choose

Before I decide, what is the justification for making the female 1 Guard less with no 13th point to compensate?

Girls have additional places for penetration

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>7 points total

What a fucking loser that octagon is.

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for you sweeper types

I like this one its cute

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you're cute

You cheeky fuck.

>not "evil stick"
one job.

I don't even know how it works

Secret character

alright

I-is he going to be okay?

>15 points

Holy shit, he's even better than Darkdinoswordus!

What's his moveset like?

he can only shoot once, but it always lands

>tfw low fast

His flat shape is his power

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GO MY MINION

Cred Forums makes an RPG and designs all the monsters when

That was actually happening at one point, the MC was some green haired weirdo with wings who teamed up with a rich Loli who got locked out of her manor in the first like 5 minutes.
But then the developer stopped posting soon after delivering that Demo.

anonymous-monsters.wikia.com/wiki/Anonymous_Monsters_Wikia

/k/ had "InnaWoods", which dropped from a turn-based isometric hand-drawn tactical shooter, into a "weapon loadout dressup game".

Yep, that's it.

I don't get it.

We should get some ideas from Cred Forums about the logo first before we start any complex development.

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Based off one of the people from two best Friends Play, the shittiest one I might add.

Literally all we have to do is copy undertale with the wacky characters and designs and one of us will get rich off of autistic 10 year olds

>One of us
That's damn right, only one of us.
TFW can never get rich with your Cred Forums bro, cause we're all backstabbing pieces of shit just like Notch.

Okay, you get started on the designs and then send me a copy, promise I won't steal them ;)

SYMBOL HAS BEEN COMPRISED

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recruitable mini-boss

>Dinoswordus

How could the rest of us even compete with that fucker?

Yea I was just being realistic

We're all comrades... For now

If you attack stick, now you have 2 stick..

Stick wins every time.

By being Blorf.
Cute wins in the end, cause it lives on in our hearts.

He's very weak but if the caster gets a 5 he can defeat everyone ITT.

heh

ftfy

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This look better?

Of all the things in this thread why did this one make me laff the most?

Alternatively if you don't like fucktarded stars.

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Uh, I didn't delete that. What?

You're probably being reported for breaking the rules.

But I'm not checking numbers.
I'm just drawing a 5 for that one user's card.

You

>I am a gamer
>Not because I have no life
>But because I choose to have many

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Go to bed Matt

Better watch the fuck out for KABEWM

Gay

Actually not too bad

Could be one of the wackier enemies from dark souls

I want that qt to "blast" her load into my ass.

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>lifes: 1
>muscle: 9
>blast: 1
>guard:1
>fast: 1

very clever

>LIFES: -13
>MUSCLE: -13
>BLAST: -13
>GUARD: 52
>FAST: -13

Here's a better one faggot

Blast is an overrated stat. Completely worthless without supporting stats yet everyone just jerks off over it all the time.

You have nice drawing skills m8

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>two color of blast

Thanks for the designs Cred Forums
Imma take these and make a game
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That's a clever way of using no more than a total of 13 points

It blasts twice, duh.

fuck

>it blasts twice

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OH NO

HERE IT COMES

lol

So no danger at all.

just like most spiders

there to spook you

NO, OH NO NO NO

fixed in order to obey spoiler rules

lol

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growth potential S

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to make things more interesting

bmep

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Stay tuned ladies and gents, I'm trying to get Cred Forums involved for extra keks.

k

I mean, the thread was already over. But you gave me a reason to leave.

Don't feel like making a new one, so here's a repost.

Unstoppable

>352755867

that's cool

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>Blorf porn where?
I feel like the only person left who remembers the horror of BLORF

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