Meanwhile.. on rule 63 Cred Forums

Akihiko is my husbando.

>>meanwhile.. on rule 63 Cred Forums

So is this what a real life D.Va would look like?

damn fine taste.

Ah, gotcha. It's my 2TB HDD, so I'm not too concerned about speed.

nigger cunts faggots xD :3

for a second I though her pc was just an extreme easybake oven.

>tfw no cute manly trap grrl to lick the clit of until she orgasms in sheer dominant pleasure

>playing diner dash: future strike
>doing the kitchen of tomorrow... today level
>eating pringles
>suddenly my vagina begins to throb
>rub it with pressure for a second so it stops hurting but can't do it for too long because i need to focus on the level
>finished the 18th wave, have a few seconds before the final wave
>shove a handful of doritos in my mouth
>they taste weird
>look at my hand
>chunks of dorito powder mixed with period blood now covering my fingers, mouse and phone

I love this youtube star.

Has anyone seen Roomy's new video?

Iktfb
I was playing wow and that happened...

>R63 Cred Forums

Why guys games only play casual shit? It's all military make believe

oh shit you've tasted blood your a vampire now

do you guys think she has a masculine vagina

Oh. My god.
I'm such a nerd. I played, like, Morrowind, for like half an hour yesterday.

Just because your ass is bleeding doesn't mean you have a vagina user

Yo nigga, I got that case AND that power supply.
>msi

ruined it

I'm a boy btw

Fuck EA gals, have you seen what they did with the sims 4? They launched a broken incomplete game and since it didn't sold the gazillion copies they expected we have almost no updates to fix this shit

somethings never change

dick or GTFO

What's with all the traps here? You will never be real men Cred Forums

>tfw giant boobs
you will never be a passable trap

What does it taste like?

>ywn be a cute loli caressed and shown the wonders of sex by a loving oniichan

Just end me now, sisters

>tfw your trap boyfriend will never make you eat him eat his pussy

Shit son I have the same monitor.

I hate how they're pandering to men by censoring male characters in our vidya, fucking faggots, what's wrong with seeing some bulge every now and then?

What would be the female equivalent of gachi?

"Make yourself at home, user, it's been a long day for me so I'm going to take a nap."

What would you recommend?

fucking boys always whining about no female romance options in video games, they should just play games made for THEM or make their own shitty games.

>Leg cuts
Dropped.

What are some good games for my husband's daughter? Next week is her birthday and I'm thinking of getting her something

>tfw laying on the couch half naked right now
christ
it's ok to be a lesbian but still have husbandos right

somehow this doesn't seem very opposite

>tfw you're a anonymale
>tfw you keep getting asked to show dick or GTFO
>tfw you will never have a smart, funny user to marry and perform unspeakably lewd acts to every day

>tfw you no nigger cock in my ass right now

...

This, my computer is nice and cool all blue

>tfw haven't had sex in almost 3 whole days

UGH I'M SO LONELY

LIKE UGH JUST UGH

Is there a collection of these kinds of pictures? They're just so interesting to look at and notice all the little details in.

imgur.com/a/TSuBR
imgur.com/a/24Ue5

get out, normie slut. this place is not for you.

the fuck is on her shoulder?

Very nice.

>Ask beta orbi- I mean male best friend to buy me Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
>He gets me Professor Layton and Phoenix Wright crossover
Guess who is getting ignored for two weeks? and he also won't get a reward hug

>unused piss bottles

how do you pee in a bottle it just goes everywhere

>tfw playing farmville for 20 minutes
OMG I'm like such a nerd xD

Do you even funnel

Stop baiting for attention, we all know that you aren't really a boy.

How do people pee standing up? Won't you miss?

>MFW a-cup
>MFW stacy always makes fun of me
>MFW no guy wants me
>MFW stacy is such a slut that even if I find a guy, he'll cheat on me with stacy

Having sex is overrated.

I want to know what this is

Who else here likes jerking off? I want to fuck girls! I play with my penis everyday because that's what boys do!

The game? I thought that was that Va11-halla game or however it's called. The bartending simulator.

Western Digital

Anything Solid State

What what is?

My period was flowing last night my dudes.

I wonder how many people here actually never had sex

>LOL IT HAS EPIC Cred Forums MEEMEEES
>I BETTER BUY IT

>implying you aren't a guy that pretends to be a girl that pretends to be a guy and are not touching your wee wee as you write this.

Silly user. Everyone knows everyone on Cred Forums is a cute little girl, because Cred Forums is a site made by a cute little girl for cute little girls!

Wait second to the left or second from the left?

>doesn't recognize danger/u/

hownew.ru

>sunn o))) jukebox

>burned wall behind the stove
kek

Are there any games with incubus (female)?

it dun matter

none of them are real

PCs are extreme easybake ovens

>all that hardware
>plays Leauge of Legends and Dota

Don't respond to me if you don't have an answer.

All mater race is either this way or they have 1000 games o steam and just played 30

>all my friends now have powerful PCs
>all they do is play MMOs

underrated post

Silly user, we all know she's a paid model that's probably never played video games.

Aren't boys with vaginas just girls?

Very few games are fun, and utilize that hardware well. Arma 3 with exile and dayz mod is fucking great. Most demanding game I own.

Why are men so fucking useless? Just shut the fuck up, cum in me and let me raise a baby jesus fucking christ shut up no one cares about cars

>all they do is play MMOs
that they can play in a cheap laptop

>My boobs hurt
>TFW no thicc husbando
>I want chocolate
>I need to change my tampon
>I wonder if they make chocolate tampons
>Why don't guys like me

probably because you are a soft body 5

Why are more games pushing a male protagonist?

Girls??

So I told that guy that I kept around as a safety net that I was finally ready to settle down with him and he just made some sparky comments about how I am a ""slut"" and that I've been taking advantage of him

So he showed me a pic of his girlfriend that he hasn't even told me about and that he has been fucking with

I kept as a safe option if I couldn't find a better guy and now he has discarded me?? I feel so used, what the fuck .

Wtf!!! I'm 27 and I'm seriously having a meltdown, what if I can't find a nice guy to marry anymore because I'm too old?

Shut up, Anina.

not a single mention of shota
disappointed in all of you

MUH VAGINA

Why are guys so slutty nowadays? I saw one walking around without his shirt. Don't people have by standards?

>SLUT shirt
muh dik

Isn't Tumblr Cred Forums for girls?

Shota is fucking garbage tier. Same goes for Male (Female).

No that's /cgl/ dumb boy

Neo-Cred Forums (post gamergate exodus) is Cred Forums for girls.

NO ,just no

i remember some girl saying all the time "jo im totally a nerd , i play candy crush all the time"

imagine Cred Forums discuss shitty phone games and facebook games all day

>gamergate
user, stop.

Wanting to be the little boy is for dykes

Do men actually post here on Cred Forums?

Lol, no.
*is a guy*

Post pic

Wearing boxers doesn't make you a boy dyke

My penis is so hard right now.

Sorry commisar did I commit a wrongthink?

The problem with these threads is how everybody always has different ideas of what constitutes "girl" Cred Forums.

Some people just continue to act gross and angry like themselves just as a girl instead.
Some people act like stereotypical grrrl gaymurs.
Some people act like stereotypical tumblrettes who hate video games.
Some people just don't even try and say random shit they don't like about women just thinly turned around as if a woman is saying it.

Don't want it here. Take it to 8.

Boxers make it a masculine pussy

But it's 9 right now, almost 10.

Do you really think Cred Forums knows women?

8ch you dumb hound.

>tfw no bf with a masculine clit to suck

>White knight attempts to barely disguise himself

Is it wrong to want to cosplay as Luka from Steins;Gate?

>cold outside
>raining a little
>burning a pumpkin spice candle
>eating a pumpkin spice muffin
>wearing my "make pumpkin spice great again" hat

maxcomf

You can kiss my feminine clit a little. It's pretty hairy heheheheh.

Can I get an explanation of this meme.

I actually have a pumpkin spice candle. It smells nice.

Not a girl so you aren't allowed.

(So are Numales and SJW's roles reversed?)

>pointing out differences in how everyone tries to make the same joke means you're a whiteknights

So you're first or fourth category I see.

Seconded. I just want to know why this is a thing.

Umm, Chet Fiszalyek, esteemed Valve Software employee here. I'm going to need this gamergoober discussion to stop, capiche? Good. Do not let it happen again.

awoo ;D

But he's a girl in another worldline.

It's just an extension of the chicken tendies thing and "Good Boy Points" except for girls. It's not something you can really understand, but just "get", if you know what I mean.

>triggered XDDDD

>j.c. denton bodypillow

Oh am I laffin

>tfw couldn't spare goatboy

Since when has Valve worked on games?

>pumpkin spice
What a basic bitch

There is literally nothing gay about getting your pussy licked by a girl. Only actually licking is gay.

>JC Denton body pillow detects fluids and exclaims "A BOMB" when it detects it.