How do you combat headphone hair after playing vidya, Cred Forums?

Do you use speakers and a mic?
Are you the exact opposite of master race?

Hair is for children and women.

My hair is long and nothing stands in the way of it looking awesome, always.

Get wraparound headphones.

>a lot of Cred Forums users are bald
>Cred Forums personified is bald

It all makes sense now.

I have to keep my ears open in-case people come to my door.

By using earphones.

I wash my hair

So do I. It only gets worse when wet.

I can hear everything outside my headphones as if I wasn't wearing them. That's not an argument.

by shaving my head

I don't use my headphones if I plan on being in public later that day.

buzzcut master race
>easy maintenance
>don't have to pay barber
>cleaner than having long, greasy hair
>no problems with headphones

>long, greasy hair
do you only shower once a week subhuman?

Just shave your head friendo.

I don't get it

>Having hair

Absolutely haram and materialistic.

>showering more than once a month
>>>/normies/

I have long hair and if I comb it the dent it goes away.

I get haircuts and wash my hair like a normal person

So do I and it's still there

My hair is too short to do much when combing but long enough to be impacted by my headphones

with a brush?

this is not complicated.

>he doesn't have a buzz cut

I have a fro so it's annoying but who gives a Fuvk

No because I keep my hair clean and tight like a man not some crop top filthy degenerate.

How often do normies shower? I used to go every other day until I stopped caring about everything and I am now at once a week or so

>Buying a (((gaymen headset))) makes you mastur race
Peddle your wares elsewhere schlomo

I can't go 16 hours without taking a shower.

I have a cleanly shaved head.

Hey, me too.

To not wear them so tightly, but evenly.

The thing about being bald is that you need to have muscles to pull off the look.
Kind of like Vin diesel.

>Not just growing a full beard

>Have had long hair for years
>Wear headphones every single day for extended periods
>Never once had headphone hair
Im convinced its an elaborate ruse at this point.

I can't grow a proper beard. Conversely, I have awesome hair. There is probably some kinda science there.

A comb

Earbuds and good mic.

i have a clean ass taper fade

i never have this problem

perks of not looking a basement dwelling piece of shit

I have a balding mullet, you think headphones can phase me?

this

>open back headphones
gross

Not having a faggot haircut

By having short hair.

by having my hair cut to an acceptable length like a human being

i use the earbuds that came w my iphone, they even have a built in mic

It actually makes my funky afro look more funky. So i don't give a single shit my niggas.