This game is too fucking hard

This game is too fucking hard.

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just tough it out, once you hit level 20~ things are gonna get easier.
dead rising thread?

get fucking good

are you kidding me?

try playing an actually hard game and say that

>this ai is too fucking bad

ftfy

Is the remastered collection on the PS4 done well?

The only one I've played was DR2 but I enjoyed it

I made it guys.
How do I open up the shutter to the entrance plaza so I don't have to go through the food court every time ?

Just keep playing it will open eventually and you better have saved sophie you P.O.S

How do you think I got the nose bleed?
How do I get the violence and emotional pictures for Kent?

Agreed.

what game? is it procedural generated?

>127 killed
>already too hard

l e l

>Phil Burnell
Hahah, every fucking time.

Gtfo notch you bitch ass nigga

>find Leah
>have to carry her
>go to take her to the safe house
>"WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

WHAT THE FUCK
I ALREADY KILLED THESE FUCKERS

I have never had a more miserable time in any game that wasn't an ASSFAGGOT. That was only like, what? The first hour into the game? Something like that. Shit, I had no idea what to do against them for the longest time.

I managed to do a Saint playthough on 360, and I'm a huge casual, am terrible at video games, and am legitimately mentally retarded. If I can do it, you have no excuse.

WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

You can't permanently kill them, they've gone guru

This game was the reason I asked my dad for an Xbox 360 back in the day, I bought it for 40 dollars new.
played the fuck out of it, got most of the achievements except the 7 day survival one because I read about all the people that got rrod.
I still have my copy but it doesn't work anymore, I'm gonna buy it at gamestop and return the non working copy and say that they gave me a scratched copy, imma try to jew gamestop tomorrow.

Git gud

Man this game keeps throwing me a curveball
I went to go run over some zombies and now I hit a dead end.

Fuck where is the key ?

"Sorry kid, you didn't buy the disk protection, we can't help you."

Gotta keep leveling and restarting the story until you're high enough level to play through it easily.

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RIP

Fuck. I feel like I should stream this and get the good Cred Forums strats

>Burt keeps stopping to hit zombies
>Aaron is a weak shit who will get stopped by ONE (1) zombie in his vicinity
>Sophie won't listen to orders unless you tell her twice or she just sits there
>Leah who walks like zombie is somehow doing the best job at not being a complete fuck up
>WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

iirc, you still get a 7 day garuntee on used products. everything after that you need the insurance bullshit

well, my plan is to go to gamestop, buy the copy, drive home, "test" the game, drive back and say it doesn't work.
is there any flaws or concerns that I should worry about?
gas isn't a concern since I live literally 3 minutes away from the store.

fucking loved that part

>dying with mannequin torsos in the room

Are you stupid? Those are OP and great for how many you can carry at once and how fast they swing.

You can't tell them what to do once they've gone guru.

>Gotta keep leveling and restarting the story until you're high enough level to play through it easily.

C'mon, git gut. I never restarted and i finished with ending A at level 32. Just keep rescuing everyone and use the HMG on bosses or use the HMG on the redneck in the gun shop and always carry 40 rounds of shotgun. The SMG in the food court and the SMG and katana in Paradise plaza are also critical.

Gamestop charges 5$ for a used copy of the first Dead Rising. Why not just buy it at that stupid low price?

THAT highschool kid stole my copy, im so happy to be able to play this again.

>spare mannequin lying around
>hard
You brought this on yourself.

The mannequin torsos is literally cheating though.

So does the clock keep moving if you die?

im broke as a motherfucker and I have a non working copy of dead rising sitting on my bookshelf.
And I can get 5 dollars credit for another game

Well you do play weak enough to consider them.

top gek

It is a capcom game. You either git gud or grind enough levels to oneshot everything. Saving 50 survivors is still tricky at max level tho.

Dead Rising is a different zombie game. If you play it seriously, not just fucking around, you need to understand zombies are just moving obstacles. You don't need to destroy them just get through them. Same with survivors. Their AI is deliberately shit. You need watch the crowd all the time and look at openings, dispose or push away the zombies at the weak spots and navigate through alone or with survivors.

If you read so far here is a real tips for beginners:
- dying and starting a new game keeps your exp and skills. meaning doing a few things then dying 3 or 4 times (or more if you really suck) makes the game easy mode
- the jump kick is the best move in the entire game
- sledgehammer is the melee weapon early in the game, hits hard, sturdy and great for fast finishers
- best healing / slot ratio is orange juice or milk (respawns when you reenter), other good foods get rotten eventually
- at the beginning of a new game the north plaza gun shop is completly empty for a few hours. If you rush there right then you can stock up any number of guns you want

The daily dead rising threads were fun while they lasted Cred Forums

I didn't lose any sleep being unable to save some survivors in the first playthrough.

I was still able to get to Level 40 easily by the end of the game.

Second playthrough I went for Saint... It was not easy, even for my superpowered self, but I did it.

Fucking Oatis calling me up every god damn minute then he gets all pissy that I cut him off. Fuck him, I'm trying to avoid being eaten.

>jump and fall a little
>call cuts off and otitis calls again and calls you a dick for hanging the phone

>Aaron is a weak shit who will get stopped by ONE (1) zombie in his vicinity
>Leah who walks like zombie is somehow doing the best job at not being a complete fuck up

Every fucking time. I don't understand how Aaron is such a colossal fuck up that someone who moves slower than the fucking zombies can get somewhere faster than him.

NOW there is a fucking CLOWN!?
Jesus christ

Honestly if it wasn't for my Saint run I would've killed the fucker already, it's bad enough all the survivors are retarded but it's even worse when they're weak human beings or when they're a fat degenerate fuck like Ronald.

WHAT THE FUCK
This clown is a fucking Jedi or some shit

>the clown
>at level 7

Good luck.

But you can win by never pressing a button and just waiting for the helicopter to come back.

Just fight him in the playground below. There's even some fruit lying around there if you get hit.

>tfw cutscenes erase waypoint markers
Goddamnit don't run to me and ask for help if I'm fighting a boss!

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DELETE THIS

Oh god.

Where can I get a jacket for Frank that's like the one in the game's art? He has a brownish jacket in game and that irks the fuck outta me.

Fuck that clown.
Does this fucker respawn too?

Naw, but his chainsaw does

playing dead rising 1 reminds me its been 10 years

playing dead rising 2 reminds me its been six years

i dont know which is fucking worse. I had so much fun with both of these games when they came out. fuck the nostalgia is painful in all the best and worst ways.

His chainsaw is one of the best weapons in the game too if you get the books for it.

You actually only need erotica and it has to be 1000+ points.

Make sure you get the Criminal Biology book in Sir Books-a-lot in Wonderland Plaza and the Entertainment and Engineering books in Bachman's Bookporium in Paradise Plaza to make the Chainsaw last for a very long time. Best combo in the game.

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10/10 fred.

Does the steam version of Dead Rising 2 uses games for windows live?

You can't tell them what to do man.

Didn't GFWL shut down permanently? It shouldn't, really.

Oh, shit. Criminal Biology is the third? I was thinking it was one for blades. I've been away from this game too long.

I had like five survivors with me the first time I encountered those assholes and I somehow made it through with all of them alive by aiming at a distant point and just telling them all to move there while I dealt with the convicts.

I was really expecting it to be my first death and that all the survivors would die, but I made it somehow. I got the convicts stuck on a tree and kicked the shit out of them. Even had to punch one to death because I broke all my melee weapons.

So what do I do on the final day now that there are spec ops everywhere and I'm at level 50. Just wait for the helicopter?

I'm not sure, i was reading some steam """"reviews"""" and some people were bitching about GFWL

It doesn't, I'm playing through it right now without GFWL.

>staking out for kent to get my last survivor
come on photography faggot show yourself
and yes I missed two survivors and this is a B ending if you somehow got all the survivors and got A ending you did better than me

Its still up just Microsoft don't support it with newer releases.

10 years ago I could play this game with no problem
Now I can barely survive an hour without dying
What happened?

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Is the third game good? Does it have a story?

its in the one room in the middle of the maintenance area map that sticks out like a sore thumb and doesnt actually lead back up to the mall. jesus christ.

at least you're not the dipshit that brought like five survivors to the adam fight trying to use them as a posse

It really isn't, and it literally only gets easier as you play more. When I first fought the clown I stocked up on healing items and almost let the timer run out on his case because I thought I would get trashed instantly, and the fight lasted maybe a minute.

are there people who actually think survivors help in boss fights?
since it's clear it's the exact opposite

fuck otis

no they got rid of it, I was playing earlier because of these threads

hahaha I saw that in the other thread

I'm watching the dead rising movie right now since I'm just in the obsessive dead rising mood

I'll be honest that I tried that.

Once.

thanks for the image

I think most people did and realized it was a horrible idea lol

What really pissed me off was when some of the shits wouldn't take certain weapons.

Still great game for what it is though.

how is it

it's not bad and it's free on crackle so I can watch it on my tv

and after 10 years, dr1 still holds up.
except for the shit ai, which I started to accept that it's part of the experience.

the two chinks really helped me on that fight for some reason, everytime adam tried to blow a balloon they'd shot it and fuck him up.

I'm playing DR2 immediately after having 100% DR1 and honestly it feels jarring as fuck to walk from one end to the map to the other spamming calls and then look back and see all the survivors are actually right behind me.

>tfw waiting at the helipad right now after my Zombie Genocider/miscellaneous achievements run

top comfy

how many hrs did it take you?

Not him but mine took about 3 hours of nonstop driving.

Does the PC version have any interesting mods yet?

I got the best ending for the game a few years back and I want to replay but I might need to make the experiance a little different to put up with the AI.

About 30 in-game hours since I took a couple breaks from it to get the Paradise Plaza shortcut and a few scoops to break the monotony. After that I did a few achievements, the worst being the PP sticker one.

>I still have Saint and Transmissionary to go

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Fuck that, user. Where can I get an irl Frank's jacket?!

It's the mechanics, some of the game design, and absolutely horrendous AI that makes this game tough. Nothing else.

Jim Jefferies, what are you doing in Willamette?

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literally how

I mentioned how I played the fuck out of the first game early in the thread.
having that said, for me, the gameplay for dr2 is fine, I like the combo weapons, even if they are op, but what kills it for me is the casino, is just not as memorable as the mall, I know the mall as the back of my hand, but the casino was just awful, fucking canadians.

>car breaks in the middle of the parking lot

jesus fuck dead rising 2 just throws survivor quest after survivor quest at you

one after another

I feel like it's slower to level up in dr2, and the money system is so stupid.

The highlight for this game to me was finding the hardware store and holding out on the fountain. I avoided missions as much as possible because they always killed the fun.

Obviously you're supposed to switch vehicles as they break. Use the sports car to drive up to the truck, use the truck to drive to the white sedan, and use the sedan to drive back to the sports car to start the loop again.

just get all the gambling books and use the big machine near the food court

ez money.

They'll be around a million years so let the party begin

>waiting at helipad after stressful savior achievement
I'm one comfy mega-frank

im sad they didnt include the dead rising 2 "demo" or Case West in the rereleases

those were both gems that a lot of people didnt get to play

I know, but accidents happen

You've been WWWWEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL'd

That's when you get one of the shopping carts and hope it'll last long enough until the next vehicle.

As a fan of the 360 version, the PS4 version is better by far. I'm loving it right now. 1080p 60fps, dips in the parking garage. The pc version is a wonderful port from what I hear, I think it is good at 1440p and 140+ fps if you can run it.

Case West I really wanted because Frank West+Chuck Greene is a nice combo

>KILLDE

Yeah I hate that. They keep doing these rereleases with shit missing. Like I get not bringing back multiplayer for Bioshock 2 but shit like this or the missing Marvel Ultimate Alliance DLC is just annoying and makes the release feel unfinished.

wtf? bioshock didnt include the multiplayer?

we're never going to live in that comfy rapture house again, i guess. unlocking cool masks and shit.

why is this game so popular?

just wanted to know

How to kill Adam in 3 minutes with pussy stats:
>enter wonderland plaza and go up the escalators
>on the end of the platform near the stairs there will be a lot of zombie guards
>kill them and get 4 guns
>get to the ride, immediatly run away when the fight starts
>as soon as he starts the balloon thing, shoot him, then shoot the balloons and keep shooting him
>do it whenever he's finishing a move and can't fight back, this will take 1/5 or more of his life bar out
>gone in no time
Proof that guns can actually work in the game.

true.
I loved case zero. I loved how small the map was. very comfy and you can transfer your save to start as level 5 for dead rising 2. and for 5 dollars too.
I didn't played case west because it was 10 bucks.

Because it's fun

case zero was extremely comfy

>you'll never play it in anticipation for dead rising 2 ever again

god

>Dead Rising
>hard
Nigga, i got every single achievement in that game when I was 14. Get gud

Makes me sad that DR3 is shit.

you think dead rising 3 is bad?? look at dead rising 4
-frank doesnt look like, talk like, or act like frank
-regenerating health
-no timer

I don't mind the no timer part.

In fact, the timer is something I HATED in DR1.

Is DR2 good? Ive only played the first game and liked it alot

>beat this game literally when I was 11

how fucking bad are you?

Nothing holds a candle to the first game. DR2 has even clunkier gameplay than the original.

its going to get boring without the timer because ther will be no rush to get anything done

Fudge you, man. The timer actually gives a sense of urgency, it's not like you can lollygag in the middle of a zombie outbreak.

Just finished all of the achievements in the remaster. Is this going to be something I do every decade?

I don't understand why everybody hates the timer? You have nearly 6 hours of time to kill before the chopper comes, if you just wanted to dick around killing zombies you'd probably get bored long before then.

I like dr2 but dead rising 1 is a thousand times better and I dont want to sound like a weaboo, but I really think it has something to do with dr1 being made by japanese people in house at capcom

>regenerating health
why?
why does every game has regen health nowdays.

No you're correct, the underlying Japanese game design and quirkiness/humour gives DR1 character

Those gooks are kooks. Japanese devs trying to appeal to western audiences = surrealist art

Its the same effect that made the mgs series so weird and magical, and that made Deadly Preminition so weird and magical

>waiting for chopper and there's like six hours left
>hear my survivors being annoying and beating the shit out of each other
i shouldn't have even rescued them

>go get the Uzi in the fountain to kill 50 cal Pedro
>somehow he is cornered in the jewelery
>oh alright
>wack him with the torso 6 or so times
>ded
the OP IS REAL.

>Trying to do Frank the Pimp
>Have 7 female survivors, so none spawn on the third day
>Suddenly Carlito decides to an hero
>Suddenly Ken strips me of my clothes and my inventory
>One of my survivors dies
>Have to defuse bombs with no weapons and 6 survivors

And that's where my save has been for a week. I can still do it if I grab Susan and Simone after the bomb mission, which I got past once.

why did they stop making them in japan if dead rising 1 was such a success?

>no pics of Jessie

Come on guys

Was it a success? I thought it was more of a cult classic

they made 2 movies and 3 sequels off of it so far so im assuming it was a success

>2 movies
Holy fucking shit, I had no idea this was a thing.

It looks awful

it probably is but if they had actors come together to film it it has to mean something

well good inglish ma8te

And I would have gotten away with it if it had not been for time.

>They could have made an over the top zombie comedy film based on DR1
>They made a generic zombie horror film based on DR2 instead

SIIIIINGGG-

GONE GURU IN THE MULE VUE

ROCK THE TAMBERINES & THE DIGORY DOOS

GOTTA FREE ALL MY ANIMALS FROM MY PIMPIN ZOO

AND I ELEVATE YOUR MIND LIKE AIRPLANEGLUE

DR3 was fun though. Not necessarily a good DR game, but fun.

Ive never understood, why does Adam have dummies strapped into a rollercoaster, and why does that seem so appaling to Frank? Of all the in game cut scenes, that seems the most incomrehensible imo

>tfw you were so excited for dead rising because it was a truly "next gen game" unlike anything you've seen before
>buy it on the first day of release
>find out there is a bug that makes text unreadable on crt tv's, only marginally better with scart rgb
>still enjoy and complete the game several times without being able to read ingame text
Capcom stated the sd tv bug was unfixable, so there wasn't much to do about it.
I truly miss being excited for next generation games, showcasing experiences not previous possible.

Appalling*

>I live literally 3 minutes away from the store.
Walk, ya fucking fatty

japan

yeah it was a fun game

WAKE UP EVERY MORNING WITH A FAT CUP OF PISS

> incredibly fast zombie runs at incredibly hihg speed

Who knows, maybe they were meant to be actual children at some point or something but decided against it.

Wasnt it orginally supposed to be dead children, but it was deemed to offensive so they changed it to dummies? I remember hearing that somewhere, but idk if its true

That boss is actually a cunt for first timers

>had no problem with this boss since I had already raided the gun store
I can't imagine this boss fight actually being this bad since by that point you've got the gun store, and the mini chainsaw. Even if you aren't using those you should be able to catch up I would imagine.

Actually that would make a lot of sense in the context, especially Frank's reaction

Sounds plausible

>Getting the recipe for the spreadshot
>Getting the perk so any mats of same type can be used for making things
>Running around with a few other survivors armed with spreadshots whilst mowing down hundreds of zombies at a time

Game was silly, but good mindless fun.

can you tell them to wait just at the base of the garage and then do one bomb and go back to heal them?

whats up with that chain too?

>Dead Rising movie
I haven't even played the games, but I'm gunna watch this shit.

Has the food court glitch in infinity mode been fixed?

Yes.

>13 minutes in
>Wilhelm Scream
Yes.

Tell me:
>Best mall area
>Best mission
>Hardest moment
>Best character
>Isabela or Jessica?

MY THIRD EYE'S OPEN, SO GIVE ME SOME SWISS MISS

what was his name

If you could add one thing to save DR4, what would it be? Add, not change

>first not psychopath human boss you encounter
>gives a big speech to hype itself up
>suddenly gets run over by a jeep
>WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

>supermarket or the gym
>transporting Isabella cos dat music
>fighting cliff, even if the chainsaws hell fuck you up
>Brad
>Isabella

E Z

Entrance Plaza
Out of Control
Getting that fucking Otis achievement
Brad
Jessie, all day erryday

>Paradise Plaza
>Fighting the cultists at Colby's
>Saving Aaron, Burt Sophie and Leah
>Frank
>Jessie

>Female protag
>Bonafied bad-ass
Yes.

>Best mall area
Colombian Roastmasters
>Best mission
Cheryl's Request
>Hardest moment
There is a point when you are getting saint that only leaves you with 15 mins to get 8 survivors. It almost gave me a stroke.
>Best character
I'm counting them as one entity. pic related.
>Isabela or Jessica?
Isabela for that sweet hideout sex that Frank must have had.

What is a skateboard?

This is a bait webm that is posted every thread.

Different developers.

I am throwing money at my screen right now.

>10 year old console port
>19,90€

For sure buying it next sales. For 4,99€

Fuck off, kike.

just pirate it

Also fuck giving money to capcom

It's DSP, you can't expect him to be in any way competent

>mfw I might finally finish the game for once after all these years.
Faster loading time help a lot.

This is a viable strategy, I don't know what people are saying. Give the japs guns and stand them back safely behind you and they will take pot-shots at him.

That's a funny story I managed to Kill the convicts as They got stuck on some trees and got The lmg so i raped Adams ass at like level 5

>tells me there is a shortcut
>goes to the woman's bathroom
>this is as far as I can take you
What?

Bait

jump on the sink, look up

Fucking sperged out myself the other day doing this too

He is literally looking up at it.

Well that was unexpected, thanks, kinda wish the game would let you put notes on the map though, what am I supposed to do, print one myself and write them?

>failing the main quest already

you better run fuckboy

>tunnel mission
>bike breaks
>carlito tries to wreck your shit
FUUUCK

>what am I supposed to do, print one myself and write them?
You are supposed to remember where it is.

What do you guys think of Ronald?

Swap the bike for the white car and then the white car for the truck. Makes that mission a hell of a lot smoother.

I wonder if you could kill him by throwing cabbages at him.

These threads are making me want to buy a DR game, I'm just gonna go with two since apparently that's the best one. But what's the difference between 2 and Off the Record?

WELP, well this is what multiple saves are for arent they eh? Fuck sake.
they say the latter is better, I dont know why, also remember it has coop.

>I'm just gonna go with two since apparently that's the best one.
Yeah it's really not m8. The first is THE Dead Rising experience. Please don't start with 2.

OTR has
>a completely new area
>a couple of different psychos
>a different plot twist
>Sandbox mode
>Frank

Off the record has you play as Frank and slightly worse survivor AI than 2's (but still much better than 1's).

Play DR1 before DR2. It's a better game.

>apparently that's the best one
literally what?

Just pirate the first game

it is the best in the series

DR1 is a better game. Start with that.
Not sure where you heard 2 was better.

Never played these games. Are they on steam? Are they too demanding, graphically wise?

Keep in mind I can't run games like Bad Company 2. Not a toaster, but not exactly a updated machine

>get the minichainsaw, stop the ride so another one spawns again, get at least 2 books for the durability and while at it another one for the mannequin torso
Could one be anymore of a shitter?

>Can't run Bad Company 2, a six year old game
>Not a toaster
Your machine is a toaster.

Sorry bro but you got a toaster

user, let me tell you a little story.
There's Battlefield 3, came out afterwards, was more demanding, but it can run nearly at max (no HBAO) at around 40 or so FPS on a GTX 560 at 1920x1080.

Now, take the Nvidia GeForce GTX 750 Ti , which is a better GPU than the 560, not by a lot but still a significant margin and it goes for 99$.

Also the 560 came out in 2011, that's 5 years ago.

Basically, user, WHAT THE FUCK? If you cant even afford that, then I guess you dont even have time for vidya.

No survivors (escorting) or psychopaths ether. I'm not joking.

capcom-unity.com/dead_rising/go/thread/view/7491/30735283/live-view-qa-with-dead-rising-devs-0921-1pm-pst?pg=4

I wouldn't mind if there was an additional non timer mode after completing the campaign, it irks me being unable to explore

if there was just a free mode this would be GOAT

The game gives you more than 12 hours after the last case to do anything you want, plus 24 hours if you go into Overtime mode. That's 3 hours of real time, which is more than enough given the size of the mall.

>being unable to explore
What are you talking about? You can start the game and do nothing but explore. You don't have to do the cases or save people or kill psychopaths. I am fucking baffled why people think they are locked into the case timer. You will have 6 hours to explore the mall in which you will do and see everything and if somehow you don't get bored running around doing absolutely nothing at all then you can just start a new run with all your levels the same and do it again.

>Saving Aaron, Burt Sophie and Leah
>hard

Nigga I did that AND killed the convicts. Kept every single survivor alive.

The dynamic between chuck and frank in the cutscwnes is one of the best things to come out of the series. Also that final boss

Is it better than the other Dead Rising games?

Please explain to me the "weelll" meme and why is this game has become cult classic? I remember reading about it back in 00s and playing DR2 when it came out I fucking hated it

ignore the mistakes i really need to take that nap

Adam is easy. Get a bunch of handguns.

It's the first word in the convict's song

Anyone have the CODEX crack only? I pirated it but deleted the ISO and forgot to copy the crack over, fuckkk

It was a phase capcom went through where they gave everything to Western devs. It got us DmC as well

youtube.com/watch?v=lDeThz30JtQ

It is a pretty defining moment in DR1. The song is catchy and really caught the mood well.

If you play DR1 you will understand when it happens.

git gud

>got Saint
>got Transmissionary
>forgot to get Census Taker, have to find every survivor again

Isabella Safe room because it's comfy.
Not really the mission but the period of time on the last day when all the shit goes down is really gud.
Probably trying to get seven day survivor
Frank or Brad

thanks, guys. could you possibly define what makes this game so unique?

At least you can kill them after the picture.

Im stuck at this part. Apparently me ten years ago was fine with this but me now is a fucking moron. Probably doesnt help the only time I play this game is when im shit on my balls drunk

I was autistic enough to get the 1000/1000 in DR1 on the Xbox360, is there any reason for me to play the rehash on PC?

>I'm good and you're just shit: the post

It looks & runs fan-tastic. One second load screens.

No new stuff? No improvements other than obvious technical ones? From the screenshots it looks the same as the xbox version but with higher res.

Nothing new. It's not a remaster or anything. Just a damn good port.

> Remastered

What the fuck did you expect, user?

Kinda regret buying DR 1 just because I played the shit out of it on my 360. Should I dump it and go play 2 or OTR? Never played those.

Uh-oh guys

This looks bad.

There we go! Much better! ;_;

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I would stick with it if it had autosave

But now I'm like it fuck it, I don't have the time or energy for this bullshit

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

>Girl hunting
>hour left
>kill her
>She rides off in her bike

Im not starting this shit again

I'm not sure if 2 is better, it's a bit of a rehash and I found the bosses disappointing. OTR is just retardedly fun though, enjoyed it immensely and I think it's the best in the series.

3 is just weird. I kind of like it but at the same time it's too easy to exploit (you have basically an infinite amount of OP vehicles and weapons which is too easy to exploit) and the graphics are ugly as fuck. I could not bring myself to finish it but I don't think it's a bad game.

>autosaves
Neo-Cred Forums is real.

IT'S OKAY GUYS! WE'RE HAVING FUN! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY!

bait if you are being serious then genuinely consider suicide

>very fast jessie going at incredibly hihg speed

oops didn't see this thread

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?

Oh jessie you're such a messy eater

Not my fault the game is bad

Best weapon.

Except maybe the Laser Sword or the Real Mega Buster.

Jessie's in the shower guys, don't peek.

every time

hot

Okay guys, Jessie's been up too late again, I'm gonna put her to bed. Say goodnight Jessie!

top jej desu

Are so fucking dim that you cannot remember basic mechanic like saving manually? jesus christ m8

I'd fuck zombie Jessie. That ass is just too much to ignore.

Oops, I missed. Ah well, she's probably fine.

waiting for second day. how do i plan an assault on these escaped niggers?

Wait for them to crash into a wall or tree then unload on the gunner.

So rock the tambourines and didgeridoo

tell me an anonymous file hosting service I can use.

where do i get a sniper rifle?

Two in the North Plaza gun shop and three from the Hall Family fight.

Why does everyone hate these guys?
Don't you want your own personal fireteam?

hey man can you send me your save?

C:\Users\NAME\AppData\Roaming\Steam\CODEX\427190\remote

i really cant be fucked to start this again. would help me out alot

Does the port still have the control glitch where you can use your wrestling moves on humans?
Gutbusting people was the funniest shit.

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>fucking Jonathan

at least he tried.

>Alyssa didn't even shoot
>Jonathan just shot the wall
>Brett is the only one that actually shot anything

i assume they have the same ammo count?

also what else is there to do waiting for second day?

finally: noob shit but how get more film?

Come on man

I think the closest you're gonna get is feeding her your dick.

yes

save people or try get some cheivs

camera shops dotted about the mall have battery replacements for the camera

>implying a simple gag wouldn't stop that
Or just pull out her teeth. Either way is fine, ya know?

>I wouldn't mind if there was an additional non timer mode after completing the campaign
There is. Get Ending A then get the true ending on Overtime mode and you unlock Infinity mode

>pull out her teeth
that cheerleader pasta

>Implying she's not full of parasitic larva that will crawl down your cock and eat your testes

...

>Implying my constant ejaculation into her wouldn't impregnate those larva causing her to birth wasps that would see me as their father and allow me to control the zombies and new larva they will spawn into innocent people I bring into our nest

Did they ever fix the food court glitch?

Yes, multiple anons have confirmed that it no longer causes crashes

Sweet, thanks bro

Because it would have been faster if you'd just told them to walk into the wall next to you instead and then soloed the elevator

The glitch only happened to certain 360 motherboards.

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lmao at the capcom reps on the DR forums. They responds to all criticisms of DR4 with "trust me it's good, make sure to check it out in December" every fucking time. The Dead Rising subreddit hates DR4 more than people in these threads and recently the same rep that is on the forums tried to guilt trip the entire sub for complaining about the game by bringing up the time he got death threats.

>And I'm a straight white man, so what I get is nothing compared to what it would be if one of those things (or all of them) were different.

Fucking faggot shill

youtube.com/watch?v=DHqapgimCp0

Really makes you go hmm...

It's literally Saints Row 4

I totally forgot about the shower. I like how cartoony this game can be, a somehow humble cartoony way.
>not pasting the Brazzers logo

It'll sell.

Jesus, Mike big cock mati is such a fucking hack.

youtube.com/watch?v=_ANtUnYhdDQ

>disabled the likes & dislikes
Why the fuck do people watch this cunt?

>"trust me it's good, make sure to check it out in December"

Sounds exactly like some of the shills that keep appearing in these threads

Test

It is

Fireman Frank is cute desu

>People in these threads actually think DR4 is going to be good
That's disgusting.

Not people. Capcom Vancouver drones.

Getting paid to post on Cred Forums should be illegal.

DR4 should be illegal

I'm glad we're all fucking losers here, if we weren't the world would be filled with super villains.

I'm so glad I was there for the leak threads, at least now my disappointment is dulled.

I'm glad people are being vocal about this. The facebook page is full of shills.

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>finding out there's a 2nd entrance to the warehouse on the rooftop

Is the AI more or less retarded in the remake? I remember survivors were pretty retarded.

It's one of the best games ever made.

What's the in universe explanation for the convicts respawning

They threw away their possessions and moved into a chevy

It's not a remake, it's just a hd port. Yes they are still the same but honestly if you do it right they can last quite well in a group.

the clock tower has a wormhole in it

They've gone guru, didn't you listen to their theme tune? They'll be around a million years.

>"gamers" that haven't played Dead Rising exist

you make me sick desu

just play it you ridiculous faget

This video needs a remaster
youtube.com/watch?v=lkvwzpR8pt0

They eat corn out the can

They took some advice and thought about clones.

I wish crowbcat would make a video about that.

I think it's because they try and target anyone specifically when they made the funny stuff, at least it feels that way.

It feels like they made the game the way it was because they themselves enjoyed it.

Wasn't there a book that lets you jump while on the skateboard?

Were is it or am i imagining things

You are correct. Sir Book-A-Lot in Wonderland Plaza has a [Skateboarding] book.

>3x durability. Gain a trick.

Listen here OP:
Fight Adam when you get the chance
Take his incredible 1-handed chainsaw
Gather the applicable books (There are 3)

Each book increases durability by 3x. The books are multiplicative, so once you get all the books you have a nearly unbreakable, quick, 1-hit melee weapon that you can put away in your inventory and pick up at the boss area any time you need a new one.

Ez-Pz

>level 4
>2 mannequin torsos
>Hit him every now and then with one
>Throw the other at him

wew

>played game to death way back when
>just recently 100%ed dr2 and case west/zero
>no good pc
I guess I'll go grab OTR and 1 again for cheap at CEX. Maybe I'll try the 7 day survivor thing on one of my days off.

What were the three books again?

One is the store with the japanese tourists and two(I think) in the book store in paradise plaza

actually one is in the entrance plaza on the top floor book store

nope

I think he was right, I remember two under the restaurant in Paradise, and 1 in Wonderland.

no I'm pretty sure one is on the bookshelves on the right of the store and the other is on the wall on the left of the stall.
The wonderland book is at the back and right of the store

Sounds like a master plan to me desu

shit i was thinking of the health books nvm

yep, you find the three health books in :
Entrance Plaza book store
Cliff's store room
The book store near the camera store in paradise plaza

I think so anyway

One of the health books is in the same store as Criminal Biography, not the one near the camera store.

^^^ Long story short, OP, don't neglect the books. They're fucking OP once you get some inventory space.

DR1 is one of the GOAT

>can't make a point without calling it CoD shit

Nah, mother fucker really fucked up his message.

Sure no problem I have like 2 other shorts wile trying get a good shot of speedy frank.

The voice actor for Stacey in DR2 is fucking horrendous.

7:09: RAGH! Raghraghraghragh! Raghraghraghraghraghraghragh! Ragh... Ragh ragh

ONE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
TWO SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
THREE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>Get to this part
>FUCK I need to take a picture
>Erotic

...

based roof koreans

Question, DS1 doesnt have multiplayer right? Only DS2.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

I giggled abit anyways heres the last one I did.

your mom = my cumrag :D

Honestly I'm just holding out hope for someone to figure out how the character models and text work so we can swap them out.

>can't even reads the Q&A because it keeps forcing me through the age gate
>the age gate automatically puts you on the first forum page
I'M JUST TRYING TO READ PAGE FOUR YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

;_;

Jonathan cleared out the right side in 3 shots, you turbopleb.

I think I fucked up. I only have melee weapons and I've died 5 times to Carlito now.

>OH FUCK, UHH, CALM YOUR SHIT, ZOMBIES!
This is the line that made me NOT want to preorder Dead Rising 4.

zombie cops walk around carrying handguns you n00b

or you can throw cash registers at him

Make a QuickStep

>you n00b

do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>Coffee Creamer + OJ in a mixer
>Make QuikStep
>Drink when you get kinda close to Carlito
>Run up and slice him up

Get a shotgun

>I'm just gonna go with two since apparently that's the best one.

I like the food court more for the QuickStep. One store there has popsicles and yogurt right next to each other which also works.

>Cleared out the right side
>2 of the shots hit the wall
>Last shot finally killed a zombie
He's too hardcore for me man.

AFAIK anything mixed with dairy gives you quickstep.

Did you not see the blood on the floor from the first shot?
Some of the pellets hit the wall, the rest went in the elevator.

get a trainer with super speed walking and rape him

>the hatchet man
>the coward
is it worth going there?

And what can I do to level up some more, I am using all my inventory with 2 mini chainsaw and the 3 books plus 1 mannequin torso and a book for it.

why'd they have to kill her off bros

The Hatchet Man lets you kill a psychopath and save three survivors, so that may be worth it for the PP.

The 'beetus was going to take her soon anyway. Isabel is the superior waifu.

Strafe, so long as you don't stop moving towards him and to the sides he will always miss you.

>photoshopped thickness
Absolutely disgusting

>and save three survivors
The place was filled with zombies after I killed him so I just left.

Whoops.

They're not in the store. They're locked in a room next to the store entrance.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell
I thought the convicts were annoying. I hope these mother fuckers don´t respawn.

Anyone else playing otr for the first time after beating remaster?

This; there are 3 books. Get them all.

Hockey stick is your best friend against Sniper Carlito.

Pick some up at the upper floor's sporting store in the Entrance Plaza, cower behind a pillar from his sniper, then plug that fucker full of pucks.

There are fish

Your Opinions = my cumrag XD

>Anyone else playing otr for the first time after beating remaster?
Yes. Got bored with 2 when I first played it but I'm enjoying this a lot more now.

?
is otr worth getting if I played dr2?

Frank is a PAWJ

u mad new-masculine

thicc

maybe you made the right choice.

I think I missed it by being where I was supposed to be on time instead of being late and having him call me to tell me what my watch already tells me. Which is bullshit.

Can I save them later?

Is this different from the old off the record that's on steam

The retarded dlc never worked on that version

play DR1 2 isn't that good

steam otr with a mod to restore dlc

Why is this literal who game being shilled so hard?
It looks like more generic COD zombie shit

it looks pretty fun but in the same way that Metal Gear Rising Revengance relates to the MGS series type fun.

dsp please go

underage

Lol I beat this game on the xbox you fucking casual.

git gud

>all those plebs that will applaud DR4 without ever playing the original

What is the deal with Cred Forums and games with convoluted mechanics?

>convoluted mechanics
Can you really not deal with a timer or telling survivors to move? It's a pretty basic game.

I entered the cinema, slayed some cultists but the leader does not appear, at what time does he?

They're 3 of the absolute most retarded survivors in the entire game, its almost like lugging around 3 Aarons, even worse if you want to get the Coward and probably the Lovers and stick with the story and everything you've generally got to make a big old pack with these morons

>All those retards that dismiss anyone who criticizes DR4 by saying the series was always like that.

Just because they are japs doesn't mean they are retarded or couldn't do serious things and also tell a message about food consumption and the consumer society and that is why among other things DR1 was so good.

>run into burt thompson for the first time
>the faggot keeps hitting me
>give him a little bonk with my sledgehammer
>his head explodes
>look him up on the wiki
>apparently you're supposed to (((punch))) him 5 times to make him friendly

welp

Anyone else remember thinking this game visually impressive back when it first came out?

The fact that DR4 will probably just be a generic "government is bad" story hurts me.

Yep. and they said in a interview "it's more silly this time" and so on. It's fucking retarded. We don't want dead rising saints row.

Holy shit this thread is still alive.

I still think it's visually impressive.

It still is.

I dunno about that. I think it definitely looks pretty dated at this point.

Capcom Vancouver is god damn awful.

played and beat this when it first came out

trying to get that megaman gear was a fucking pain in the ass grind

I think it holds up pretty well for 2006.

Rich is single handedly the most infuriating survivor in the entire game, the Japanese tourists, Aaron fucking NOBODY has anything on this shithead. This motherfucker CONSTANTLY just starts running to a completely different spot than I tell him to, like when I get back to Paradise Plaza and set a waypoint three feet ahead, the other two will move where I tell them to while he fucking bolts it towards the stairs with his arms flailing like a fucking maniac. He did this twice in one fucking area across multiple saves / reloads. I don't normally hate on DR1's AI that much BUT THIS FUCKING COCKSUCKER FUCK I HATE HIM SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

It was next gen as The Darkness is next gen, it was part of the "next gen promise bundle" so to speak, it had hundreds of zombies that could actually do their own thing all of them, tons of weapons, secrets and unlockables, multiple endings, NG+, is still great and I like the way it looks, I think is rather clean, the character's texture shows just as much as they should, a lot of games (not nowadays but in general) often feels like they make hi res textures and then downscale until the game works.

Shit bait desu

do PP gimmicks near the start of the game like 3 times
get to level 10-12
win teh game

Yep, they are. When the majority has not responded positively to anything of what they've shown from DR4 yet i have big issues understanding why they keep this on. Delay the game, get rotolo back, tone down on the exo suit usage and sillyness and perhaps they can salvage this. As for the exo suit i don't have such a large problem with it, considering it would make sense technology and suits for fighting zombies would exist.

I'm gonna wait it out a bit. If the PC version doesn't get mods, I'm buying the PS4 version

nice

So did they fix the bug where these guy respawn even after you kill them on PC or not?

only dsp

>Bug

:^)

>Only boss in the game that will periodically respawn for no reason
>not a bug
You can't honestly believe that shit is intentional

Don't expect anything other than a handful of mediocre texture replacers and some model swaps.

>Dragons Dogma never got the berserk stuff ported over
And that was with tons of people working on it and collaborating and brainstorming trying to figure out how to get them in there. I think there is almost no hope for Dead Rising.

As far as I am aware it's been the same handful of people circle jerking the tools and scripts for the last few years so It never really had a chance.

>unlocking jump kick

It's like a completely different game now

It has working mirrors and reflections on floors.

Epitome of fun

Wait till you get Somersault Kick and Disembowel.
Somersault kick is crazy when its in AoE range and kick off 4+ zombie heads off.

god I love that motion blur

>He doesn't have Jeff, Natalie and Bill to pick up the slack.

Talked to Isabela in the hideout, military has arrived. What do now?

Same. I think its object based motion blur.

Don't all the survivors end up dying even if you rescue them?

I got the best ending when I was fucking 16. You need to fucking man up faggot

It's absolutely intentional you stupid faggot, it happens at midnight every day. The outdoor area would be boring as fuck without them.

why tho

I dont know. I only pirated 2 and never played it for more than a few minutes. I´m quite enjoying OTR so far though.

Mall is a lot bigger and survivor ai is almost ok now, they hardly get hugged by zombies while following you.

They´re stretching it a bit though with the Tongue-in-cheek throw back jokes to the first DR

>Regenerating health
Fuck, that means no Infinity Mode

Please help ;_;
Otis knows how to pilot choppers.

play it and find out

should I just wait for it to get cheaper?
I really want to play it.

no, not gonna pirate it

>neo-Cred Forums actually thinks 3 is a better game than 1
What the fuck happened to this place.

Best DR game?

1.

I have practically never seen this sentiment in these threads

I have literally never seen anything positive about 3 posted here, ever. What the fuck are you talking about?

See

Who keeps making these pepes?

>shilling your bait thread
Fuck off.

You know all of those are bait right?

Oh to be as naive as you, user.

That thread has one post saying Dead Rising 3 is better than 1.

>Dead rising is shit, only autist think this game is good.

>Clunky turd with retarded design decisions, unskippable niggers.

>Dead rising 2, 3 are so much better than this turd.

Yeah not bait at all.

>opinions contrary to my circlejerk are bait!!!!
fuck off, this isn't gamfaqs.

To be fair it is pretty bullshit to get shot in the face (back of the head?) and get launched sideways like that

fuck off back to your thread

>m-muh circlejerk!! ;_;
Holy shit, are you a SJW?
Do you need your safe space back?

About to go to the store to grab a bottle and some munchies for tonight. I plan on buying OTR or 1 and I need some help here. I played 1 to death 10 years ago yet never played OTR, should I go right to that? I mean 1 would be cool for nostalgia but I feel I might get a bit bored of it having ran through it about 5 times.

Ignore the obvious bait.

I mentioned early in the thread. or last night. how I was going to jew gamestop. I did it and they swapped my non functioning copy for their working copy. now I have gamestop credit for another used game.

dr1 beta

I figured it was because the implication is he either killed the kids they belonged to or watched them die and that's why he went nuts.

Did they fix the obscene pop-in? I remember going to the camera shop on the way to the saferoom and every goddamn time the textures on the little magazine stand or whatever it is at the front of the store would only load when I was like 10 feet away.

I think it's worth playing again for sure. If you really want something new though then OTR is also worth it. You can get a cheap as buttons key from g2a. Frank is still Frank and not whatever the fuck that thing in 4 is.

This 7 day survivor trophy seems easy peasy, thank god I have books and videos to help pass the time. How great is the laser sword? I hear about the mega man blaster all the time, but never anything about the sword beyond "yeah it's good".

That's great, user. Have a good time.

They are literally programmed to respawn at midnight, every night, and stay dead if you kill them on day 3.

Pirate it and buy it when it's on sale? You can probably transfer your save anyway, and CAPCOM don't deserve your money desu