Paper Mario : Color Splash thread Shyguy edition

Paper Mario : Color Splash thread Shyguy edition

Game has been leaked accidentally by nintendo. It was available to play by people who preordered digitally

The game will be released in 2 weeks

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Good thing we get to see how shit it is early.
It's like Christmas for poorfags.

For Paper Mario fans, Halloween came early.
Their worst nightmare has arrived

>game looks gorgeous
>music is great
>comfy writing
>fun gameplay
All good so far.

The game has been dumped but is currently being held back by a streamer desperate for views and his tranny cohort

They have been saying "soon" for the last 10 hours or so, it is highly unlikely we will play the game before release

How long until this thread also turns into Twitter shitposting?

God this game is depressing

Why did they keep the fucking useless combat? Literally what was the point

Right now.

Out of all the possible people to get this game, it just had to be a literal moralfag and a wigger

twitter.com/NWPlayer123/status/779575242536562688
Tranny shitposting aside, this at least means the final boss is somewhat of a surprise
Now

It's big BLACKED Bowser. It's being vague for attention.

Fucking hell, moralfags at it again

Someone fucking attack them

Thread theme?
youtube.com/watch?v=unOcXLO4eQk

its big nigger bowser
there will be no fun twist
the game is an abortion

>wanting to see a game before you have the chance to play it for yourself

You retards. Why?

>OH WOW, NOW I'M DOING THIS THING I ALREADY KNOW HAPPENS JUST LIKE THAT GUY I SAW

I'm confused, if you hate it why do you want to play it?

you can stop samefagging to make it look like Cred Forums gives a shit about cancer splash

The last thread was 90% "I haven't seen any gameplay but it's a bad game" shitposting

>rad theme
>wasted on a mindless fight where you use the predetermined "thing" card and win automatically

>Cred Forums suddenly cares about Color Splash

>smb,DSX8 and Soneek also have the dump
>they're moralfags

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>new thread
>when stream is ending and going to be deleted afterward
>when crunchii is a cuck and no dump confirmed (the real reason this thread was made)

So what are we discussing then?

I heard some anons had said that Bowser is possessed in this game. Where did that come from?

I'd be sad to hear that the final boss is actually something interesting trapped in this game.

Curiosity
I don't want to play it, I just want to see what Tabata meant by "the story will make you cry"

inb4 the final boss is a black Toad

Cry tears of bitter despair

See The game could bomb for all I care

PM64 had no twist and it was great

>I just want to see what Tabata meant by "the story will make you cry"
It's going to be this again except you'll actually give a shit because Huey isn't a whiny bitch.

>its a veiled caricature of Miyamoto, who wants to suck all the colour and creativity out of the Mushroom Kingdom

Kek

I cant watch this faggot, has anyone managed to luck into a boss fight? Is it still just use a "thing" to win?

He actually struggled pretty fucking hard against the boss. Nowhere near as easy as the demos made it seem.

I gave a shit when Kersti sacrificed herself. It made me super happy, too bad she comes back moments after.

PM64 had characters and a narrative though

Watch the stream before shitposting.

Huey is the final boss

Huey is the final boss

Huey is the final boss

morton is a normal fight until he pulls out the fire hammer and you have to use the fire extinguisher
then he proceeds to do 1 damage and you kill him
so now it's "thing" to advance to the next part of the battle or else you die

I really wish we could have a thread without the TORtanic shitposters. This game looks so gorgeous.

I guess Huey will kick the bucket

What?! No, I would never! I only ever tried to help Mario! What have YOU done for Mario lately?!

Anyone still watching the cuckchii stream?

>that huey cutscene

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooope. That nigga's up to something.

>TORtanic shitposters
Slow down, user. You're trying a little too hard to fit in.

>11 HP
never noticed that

WOW THAT TOTALLY DIDN'T DROP ANY BIG HINTS ABOUT WHAT HUEY'S GOING TO DO
GG NEW PAPER MARIO WRITERS

dumb cuck ten seconds ago I bet you bitched that bowser was totally the final boss

>BOWSER IS THE FINAL BOSS KEK
>S-SO OBVIOUS HUEY IS BAD LOL

>the only original character in the game is actually the true final boss

pottery?

Bowser's never the final boss in the Paper Mario series, Huey's up to something.

>implying Bowser could be the final boss when Bowser is covered in fucking evil paint
GEE I WONDER WHERE THE FUCK HE GOT IT

Someone else is after the paintstars, I guess Huey is working for them

Sticker Star?

>Bowser's never the final boss in the Paper Mario series, Huey's up to something.

never trust a Huey

BOWSER'S THE ONE'S THAT'S BLACK

HOW COULD HE NOT BE THE BAD GUY

>Bowser's never the final boss in the Paper Mario series
>Paper Mario 1
>Sticker Star

>game blatantly says Wart is in the game
>Bowser is the final enemy!
>Huey is the final enemy!

>64
>SS
Up until now he was the final boss for half the series.

Now that I think about it, there's some distinct sadness in youtube.com/watch?v=VNThSFl441k

If corrupted Huey is the final boss, this makes too much sense.

Son of a bitch are you kidding me? He's actually the final boss in SS?

>Bowser's never the final boss in the Paper Mario series
The fuck? He was the final boss in the first and in Sticker Star.

Final boss script hints at BLACKED Bowser
Trust me, I'm a lawyer

This should have been a stage in Smash bros.

And now I'm angry at myself for fucking up that bad.
GOD DAMN IT

>he already deleted the stream from the archive

Fuck I wish I got that Huey cutscene

>BLACKED Bowser fights you
>you defeat him and gather all the stars
>Huey takes him
>the part where the story makes you cry is when Bowser sacrifices himself to weaken Huey
>speculation is more fun than the actual game will be

Actually, Flashy Bowser is the final boss in Sticker Star. Flashy is a stronger type of effect, the others being Worn Out, normal, and Shiny

Plus a lot of bullshit, but that's another story.

>He's actually the final boss in SS?
It's pretty much a shiny Bowser fight. Like Dream Team except not as cool.

I missed the cutscene, what did Huey do?

For anybody that missed it in the stream Mario runs into an area full of black paint, he runs into it and instantly loses 30 HP. Huey pops out and tells Mario to stay away from it and instead close his eyes, when he opens them again, all the black paint is conveniently gone and Huey unsubtly tells Mario Not. To. Worry. About. It. game continues

gave mario the b u c c

Mario runs into the black paint and Huey magically makes it disappear.
Then he tells Mario to fuggedaboutit.

A cutscene that emphasizes the specific danger of black paint to the point that it literally damages you for a 1/3rd of your HP.

Which then transitions into Huey magically cleaning it up and acting like it's no big deal and telling him to forget about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=cMZynOvgQ9M

HEI

HO

He pulled a F.L.U.D.D. and cleaned (absorbed?) up all that black paint.

>Beat Bowser
>Huey eats up the black paint
>Too much black paint, makes him evil or whatever

Revealed his keikaku.

And then you're "forced to kill him."
There's your sad story until the faggot shows up after the credits.

"Leaked"
"Accidentally"

So with this game not looking that terrible (not looking great, but not like Sticker Star at least), the game coming out soon, and Nintendo cracking down on fan games, will people stop trying to make TTYD2 as a fangame?

Well it's either WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW BOWSER AGAIN DUDE LMAO or a fucking bucket

Imagine if nintendo actually made shygirls canon.

The assumption is that he obviously is considering he's all black and shit so blah blah touched the black paint and got possessed by the evil paint monster

The Primer Evil

People are making spiritual successors that don't use Mario characters

I'll sincerely apologize if the fucking bucket is the final boss.

Amiibos in every color of the rainbow.

It's interesting that they've never really brought in anything that could be a female shy guy.

Maybe they're like the toads and we're not supposed to think of them as having a gender.
Or maybe all the girls just look the exact same in those clothes.
They're all shortstacks.

Color Splash is still clearly no TTYD2, so there's still a big gap in terms of what people want.

The games will likely stop but not because of Color Splash. Just because the majority of these fan game makers wind up quitting regardless when they realize how much time and effort making a game takes.

>Primer Evil
Fuck me that joke is just corny enough to actually be used

I can dig it.

Shy Gals like pic related would be cool, not the retarded cosplaying sluts obviously

Bullet bill for shoes on a shygal? Fucking love it. Is the ass nice though?

You mean that bug game that used to be posted in the threads complaining about CS?

Has that one made much progress yet? It looked interesting.

I doubt it since the majority of people making fangames are retards who set up a patreon for it.

kys

Wouldn't be a Shygal without a nice ass.

Who created Shygals?

kinda sad that this'll be the first paper mario game im not going to buy

Yeah, but what if Peach infiltrates a shy guy encampment by dressing up like one of them and ends up looking like the slutty shygals

all me

AREN'T I mean

That's the stuff.

Minus8

have fun

What if the Shyguy masks are magic and turn anyone who wears them into Shyguys/gals?

Was it minus8? I think it was him.

You bought Sticker Star?
Even after Cred Forums was literally giving away codes for it?

user, that happened a couple years after Sticker Star initially released. Fun times for sure though.

Confirmed to only play TTYD and bitch onward with new paper mario titles

he didn't, some autist on deviantart did
minus8 just popularized the good design

Seriously, after that Crunchii stream, definite buy. Hope he streams again

>>comfy writing
what the fuck does this shit even mean? Can we just fucking stop with this meme already?

If he didn't create them he sure as hell popularized them.

comfy post, user

comfy's not the right word guys

The writing's punny. Actually it;s pretty well thought out, with the usual puns.

ya i bought it

I tried to buyers remorse my way out of thinking it was complete shit. I was like "oh this is like a little paper mario game i can play on the go, surely they'll make another console one."

but then color star sticker splash 2.0

Honestly if they had just made the game with the standard battle mechanics with paint i wouldn't mind. It's an interesting mechanic and managing your paint could be interesting, especially if different paints had different effects. The issue is that it's still gimped by the consumable item's battle system, and since you don't have partners in game they have to compensate by having you be able to attack more than once per turn as well as most attacks having dumb AOE or multiple attacks.

The humor is nice but the lack of any unique enemies beyond shy guys and koopa troopers makes them feel like, anti toads and there's still no variety among them. Friendly enemies is back which is nice in some regards but it's still not at the level of pm64 and TTYD with the partners like lakitu, bob bomb and koopas which all had unique appearances and personalities.

From what i've seen this game looks like a 6/10 so far. Still gonna pirate it though.

comfy means "it's bad, but I like it" on Cred Forums

So I ignored that stream, is the writing LMAO PAPER PUNS or is it just general puns? Because if it's general puns this game's dialogue was made for me.

General. One of the go to phrases for when shit goes wrong is "Oh Scrap" in various manners.

Paper puns aren't difficult to come up with at all. Even the tearable ones make the cut.

50% colour puns 50% paper puns. They're nothing special but after setting the bar so low with sticker star it doesn't take much to excite PM fans nowdays

not entirely

it's mostly for visual gags

Well you're half right. I played TTYD and SPM but that was just it.

Well I wanna shake that autist's hand because the shygals are one of the best things the mario fandom made.

Nintendo. Nobody can take credit for "inventing" a Rule 63 version of a video game character.

Morton was adorable though

Shygals for the next Mario Kart, and every Party game.

I'd put it on if it turned me into a shygal. Permanently.

Why do you think the Shyguys never take their masks off?

I hope someone did take highlights or record the stream. I need a replay of that part where he hits the self destruct switch on the ship

Why'd they make him the retard when Lemmy literally looks retarded?
He has a fucking rattail.

>Shy Gals take up 7 character slots in Mario Kart 9

there's a difference between crazy and retardation

I guess because Morton looks genuinely dumb? I mean Lemmy's more of a wacky clown type.

Morton looks like a big lug.

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So how come Iggy gets to be both?

>Waluigi gets the boot again

Other interesting things like the battles in pipes,
your partner can rebound off and hit you if there's a wall ect. I was wondering why you get like 50 hp so early in the game until i saw the damage being racked up.

Here's a webm of that.

Stop trying to inject your horrible fetishes into everything you insecure teenagers. I don't care if that's the porn you like but don't pretend it's actually good, or fitting for a game.

yeah, that shit.

>NSMB2 shit
preorder cancelled.

If I could inject my fetishes into games, you can be damn sure you're not going to be able to stop me from doing so.

>those two-frame idle animations
>even for Mario
What the fuck have they done?

弁解はキャンディーやナッツだったなら、私たちは、すべてのメリークリスマスを持っていると思います。

And a ching chong nip nong to you too.

>if excuses were candy and nuts, we, all of Merikurisuma would like to have a scan.
Wat

made everything else movable

...

Where is bandit taking her?

No idea, but I hope she takes me along.

The fuck den, obviously.

Only one way to find out. Now get in the fuckbag.

>you'll never have a farting shy gal

>farting
go back to deviantart you fucker

All I'm hearing in that song:
"WEWRRR... WAHH WOEHH WAAHHH! WEH WOH WEH."

>shy gals
>not deviantart

Fuck off

No thanks, I'd rather have a cute giant shygal instead.

No wonder Nintendo killed Mario with bland NSMB junk, this shit is fucking gross

God dammit. I hated this so much in Sticker Star. The bosses are nigh impossible unless you find this hidden sticker.

Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

...

...

they aren't really hidden this time around

Of course this fucking SJW cunt would have a dump.

>Gonna release it soon guys I swear!
>Gonna release IOSU soon guys I swear!

Attention grabbing slut needs to stop shilling and fucking get on with it

Excellent taste

>IOSU
Can someone explain to a retard like me what IOSU is all about? I always hear the name when Wii U piracy is talked about & it's piqued my interest.

When IOSU hack is released, you'll be able to do stuff like play online, play from usb, and install stuff on the homepage, as well as better homebrew.

Ah ok, so basically it'll become as good as the Wii Homebrew, good to hear.

IOSU would turn it in to 3DS level of busted open. We already have the tools for a RedNAND/Emunand for when it happens as well.

Did anyone download the stream?
I want to look through it.

Does anyone have footage of the black paint part?

This isn't much but here's a Shy Guy ripped from the game.

so no dump yet?

Nope, we're going to be waiting a long ass time it seems. We'll probably have to wait until it releases normally.

I'm going to bed , when I wake up I had better see the final boss leaked Dammit!!!

Wow, that bad, huh?

I haven't followed this game since the badly received reveal. What's the outlook now? Is it actually a decent PM game again/Sticker Star done right or is it just a crock of shit?

Is it really too much to ask for a good Paper Mario game after twelve years?

Sticker star done better, right if you liked the combat

>and his tranny cohort
NWPLAYER123 DOESN'T HAVE THE DAMN GAME
>STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION
NWPLAYER123 DOESN'T HAVE THE DAMN GAME
>STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION
NWPLAYER123 DOESN'T HAVE THE DAMN GAME
>STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION
NWPLAYER123 DOESN'T HAVE THE DAMN GAME
>STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION
NWPLAYER123 DOESN'T HAVE THE DAMN GAME
>STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION

cuckurai has shit taste on choosing "throwback stages"

to /i/ and /trash/

It's a more polished Sticker Star. Areas aren't totally bland and there's a lot more "stuff" that happens. Battles have a purpose now, but the overall combat system is more or less the same.

This is all based on what we've seen but it's a better Sticker Star for sure. Done right I'm not 100% on that still, the areas look nice & supposedly the dialogue is better but the combat is still samey. The only differences with combat (that I remember) is you actually have an incentive to fight now since after fights enemies drop Hammer Scraps which upgrades you Hammer's paint limit, that paint while not needed (but recommended) makes your attacks stronger and now there's a Battle Spin thing so you won't run out of cards easily if at all. Bosses (which are all Koopalings, mini-bosses we don't know yet beyond Petey) still rely heavily on the 1 Thing card though, you do need to chip them down a bit before you use it though & hints for what you need seem to be better. No one is 100% sure but it seems like Bowser (which by the way actually talks again) isn't the final boss maybe? It's heavily implied anyways something else is up. NPCs are mostly Toads but you can talk to enemies at times, they seem to lack any unique designs or names though. Your pal Huey is a better Kersti, though he has a form of Paperization back called "Cut Out" which cut's out a area instead of having you paste a sticker somewhere.

Here's the Hammer Scraps "level-up" in action.

Sounds cool. Though without the hardcore gameplay of M&L or the waifus of PM I'll skip it.

Considering how you had the option to buff HP, FP, or BP in earlier PM games, it's a kick to the teeth to see that the most you'll be leveling in your paint capacity.

It just doesn't look like there'll be that much of a difference between fighting random encounters or not fighting random encounters.

I hope today nikki finish uploading
It appears to be 8GB

I agree with that, I was just saying it's Sticker Star done better. Personally I feel this is still not a Paper Mario game I want at all. It's just a better standalone game compared to the trash that is Sticker Star. I do worry a little though that you can still ignore enemies & go for the boss since you could probably save enough paint for the Thing item you need, maybe if you have a 1-up Mushroom with you anyways.

Also I forgot to mention this but upgrading your paint meter over time will make you 1-hit KO weak enemies on field like if you have the First Attack Badge on in the original 2 games so that's nice. And a thing I noticed no one else mention is you can use paint to determine if you can Flee perfectly or not.

How bad is it?

user pls

It would have been more subtle with just "terrible" instead of "tearable", I can't give you full marks user.

Why does Paper Mario have so many antiposters? It's no TTYD but looks like decent fun but it's like only people who hate Paper Mario now come to Paper Mario threads.

Nobody ITT hates Paper Mario as a whole, we only hate CS because it looks like it'll play like the shittiest fucking game in the franchise.

>b-b-but my hammer pieces

They're about as much EXP as getting a heart piece in Zelda is leveling.

Because many people have already decided to hate it due to it being Sticker Star 2.

well shit i messed up

It's the manchildren camp. It's not secret that the Nintendo fanbase has a decent sized one. Long time Nintendo fans who are mentally immature and feel the need to make as big a stink as possible when one of the franchises changes. It's not enough for them to just say "I don't like it now, it's shit. I'll be back later if they make another one in the style I like." and move on. They must instead spend their time wallowing in hatred and self-pity and shitting it up even for the people who might have some level of interest in the new games. Think of Chris-chan and them changing Sonic's arms to blue.

I'm not saying Paper Mario didn't get much worse than what it used to be but there's being an adult about change and being a child about it.

>They're about as much EXP as getting a heart piece in Zelda is leveling.
Nah, the HP upgrade you get after getting Paint Stars seem to be that. I get what you mean though.

Which is understandable, it's like saying you'll like TTYD if you hate the first game's gameplay just because it was expanded upon.

because people were just done shitposting in Metroid and Fire Emblem threads and targeting Paper Mario

what's worse is that Cody the faggot doesn't mind this, because a couple assholes at Miiverse said they deserved to be picked on.

how long is this game

I think the new GoW looks like Last of Us inspired shit instead of a pretty fun action game. I haven't gone to any GoW threads since E3 because I don't have any interest in the new GoW. Why can't Paper Mario fags do the same?

Tell me, oh wise shitter, what would be the appropriate response to getting a game that I didn't ask for?

Buying it anyways and blowing up inboxes with letters that they'll never read?

So how is it shaping up on the tier list?

TTYD > 64 > Paper Jam > Super = Color Splash > Sticker Star

Paper Jam is hardly a PM game but otherwise a decent list.

>>Why does GoW have so many antiposters? It's no GoW3 but looks like decent fun but it's like only people who hate *GoW now come to GoW discussion
fixed

while i don't like GoW's brutal-ish cray combat over DMC4's, people mooching off Dad of War and saying it's the right thing to do because "le GoW was never good" meme don't deserve to be

if anything, people should be ANGRY and PISSED the fact GoW isn't heading towards the direction DMC4 or Bayonetta 2 went to.

Call it out on its shit, then stop caring about the series unless you hear news about how they made it good again. Why would you spend time actively disliking it when nobody cares?

It has Paper Mario in it so I just threw it there willy nilly try to stop me nigger

Tabata said in the old GameXplain interview maybe 30 hours to just clear the game, completing it she didn't know.

I think it'll be this for me:
64 > TTYD > Super > Paper Jam > Color Splash >>>>>>>>>>>> Sticker Star

Because we're not Sonyggers who sit by and let some shitty company fuck our shit up out of brand loyalty.

That's the problem with the modern gaming industry, nobody is getting angry at being served pure shit and companies can get away with releasing bad games that somehow succeed because they had marketing.

Thank christ for 2016 though, every game that deserved to fail has failed and gamers are now starting to wake up and smell the diarrhea being shoveled into their lap at inflated prices plus the price of DLC and season passes.

>don't deserve to be *given free passes

Because if people aren't raising a stink about it then nobody will realize what's wrong and will continue to eat garbage.

Nothing in history has ever been gained by taking it on the chin and hoping that shit sorts itself out on its own.

Not buying it BUT not dedicating your life to being the most boring kind of shitter the Internet can offer dude.

Civilized discussion can be had and I guarantee you it's much more fun than the folks that just go "fucking miyamoto fucking nintendo fucking intelligent systems ruined everything its dead deadead fucking shills" and whatever string of shallow buzzwords they heard other anons saying and brought it along.

Like, c'mon, this is a taiwanese milk carton boxart message board it's only as good as we make it.

Lmao they can do whatever they want with it.

>People posting on an image board about how they hate the new direction of the series
>Somehow on the same level as Chris-chan's legendary chimp out where he vandalised displays and maced a store employee over Sonic having blue arms

it's funny, Cody will listen to anything Miiverse says as long he sees people praising it

at first he was just reminding people that Zero isn't awful franchise-killing shit like Command, they when i posted pic related he went back and said that "he's fond of Other M and Command" and "never played it"

tell you the truth, pic related is just cherrypicked caps of a few people liking the game, the miiverse page is full of people shitting on it.

That is fucking bullshit and you know it. Nobody ever changed their opinion of a game because a Cred Forums poster called it shit. Like honestly when was the last time you liked a game and came to Cred Forums and saw someone else shit on it and went like "OH I MUST HAVE BEEN PLAYING A BAD GAME HA HA NOW I KNOW TO HATE IT."

The "always do the opposite of what Cred Forums says" meme spawned for a reason.

It probably will be better than sticker star but the shit I just took 25 minutes ago is better than sticker star.

It's still probably not going to be as good as TTYD and it's frustrating as hell knowing that the last RPG we got was around 12 years ago.

>B-but Sony
Go to bed user and don't come back until you can stop bringing platform wars into everything for no reason.

I guess you haven't been reading the threads. Merely calling the new direction out on its shit is not the same as "fucking miyamoto how dare he, fuck IS, fuck neo nintendo bunch of cucks fuckkkk"

The last of us
Telltale's the walking dead (well telltale in general)
Broken Age
Mighty Number 9

To name a few

Blame Fire Emblem fans. Paper Mario was fine before Fire Emblem's popularity got big. If IntSys were to stop making FE games, they'd have all that extra RPG developer talent going towards Paper Mario instead.

Is someone booty bothered?

Take a sip of your mama's titty milk and then come back after you change your diaper.

Not him but I don't see how that's comparable to Chris-chan still. Bitching about a game & the staff online is not nearly as bad taking actual action on it.

>Nobody ever changed their opinion of a game because a Cred Forums poster called it shit.
DmC
Other M
Star Fox Adventures

>Because we're not Sonyggers who sit by and let some shitty company fuck our shit up out of brand loyalty.
people are praising Color Splash and seem to be throwing shit at older games because Cody and Nintendo says so.

not seeing any proof here

Nobody with taste thought those games were good on release; only before they were even out because there was not yet evidence of them being shit. Cred Forums didn't change anyone's mind. The games becoming out and being shit or becoming progressively more shit as they went on changed their minds.

Go back to school. You don't belong here.

IntSys was going to stop doing FE games if Awakening didn't sell passed 250k in any places in the world.

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People are so starved for a good PM game that they're willingly eating table scraps just to fill the void in their stomachs.

It also doesn't help that most of the people who are praising CS have never played the original games in their lives and view SS as the baseline.

You're the one who doesn't belong here.

>Bitching about a game & the staff online is not nearly as bad taking actual action on it.
this

people actually worked their asses off to tell Capcom DmC isn't the DMC game fans want

DMC4SE existed, and DmCDE flopped for a fucking reason

every time I think that nintendo has reached their worst state, they always manage to do something even more incompetent like leaking a game by preloading

Go away, you don't belong here.

What is a man?

You have no idea what you're talking about.

>It also doesn't help that most of the people who are praising CS have never played the original games in their lives and view SS as the baseline.

Name three instances where this has been the case

a miserable pile of secrets

>no u

What's a woman?

Guys, fuck the games for a minute. Can we talk about how nice it is that this track is in the game?
youtube.com/watch?v=MKSixu2nwdg

>People who praise the toad rangers as interesting characters yet have never heard of the koopa bros. or Axem Rangers
>People who think that you can beat the older games without fighting any random encounters in spite of the fact that bosses only give you maybe 30-40 star points on average and you starting off with one 3 BP.
>People who praise the hammer scraps for giving you more paint when older games gave you the option to upgrade HP, FP, or BP every time you leveled up.

DIE MONSTER

YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

go ahead

everyone can agree that there is no bad music in Paper Mario

aren't Toad Rangers just promotional material for Color Splash than being in game?

They're in the game, but under a different name.

Sticker Star done right, which is still Sticker Star nonetheless.

They're in the game and mainly exist to progress the story along by becoming ladders and bridges.

No, they're in the game. They help you progress at times.

No. They are in the game. They're the Rescue V. However, the Rescue V promotional videos are not in-game dialogue.

I miss them already!

Final boss confirmed

>I beat the game, can confirm it's Bowser. He went swimming in the fountain even though people warned him not to, he starts spinning in his shell which mixes all of the ink into black ink and it's overwhelming power posessesses him and makes him want to paint the entire world in black. There's a bit of himself still speaking early on but Peach notices there's something wrong when he starts ignoring her and just completely bent on painting everything black.

>h yeah, forgot to say, final boss is black ink making Bowser jump into the vat of all black ink they've mixed and becoming some kind of freaky giant melty ink Bowser. The first phase of the battle is a real fight, second you only need to use the thing sticker after beating it up enough that it reveals the Bowser-core.

PLEASE TELL ME THE WRITING IS FUN AND SNAPPY.

STICKER STAR HAD ME FALLING ASLEEP AND THAT IS SACRILEGE FOR PM

It's bad because it has paper puns.

I fucking swear PM fans are the biggest tsundere out there.
You are pissed with the direction Nintendo is taking and you have said your piece.

But you always come back into these threads anyway. You come back hoping to hear something nice. When it isnt as good as you wanted, you shitpost again.

it's a vicious cycle.

Because he's black.

>It's not a real discussion unless everyone is praising the game

Get fucked, if you want an echo chamber then reddit is that way.

Fucks sake. I wish they'd drop the self aware paper shtick already.

That sounds about right with what I've heard. Thanks for the confirmation.

What a shit game.

It's full of memes, paper jokes and flanderization, unfortunately. But a couple jokes are actually funny and the graphics aren't half bad.

>SEVEN HOURS AGO
like they're not even being subtle with this shit

Do... do you actualy know what Flanderization means?

Every single character feels like a parody and a shadow of their former selves. Luigi is the worst example.

So it's a Shadow of the Colossus kind of deal? Huey will either absorb the black paint to sacrifice himself, or become evil and powerful.

>ill release it after the stream, dont worry :^)

>Sorry, I gotta sleep now, I'll upload it tomorrow for sure :^^)

i think "plenty" of Paper Mario fans will agree with this

>inb4 GT vs Super arguments

>Color Splash is so far a polished Sticker Star
>the only decent yet still shit part of GT is the Shadow Dragon-arc
yep

Fixed.

Super Paper Mario should fall into GT.

Bad is bad even if for different reasons.

>implying GT gets sequels

I agree with this

WAKE UP NIKKI
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

kek

>implying xhe has the game
this is the same tranny who "leaked" about Splatoon updates and playable Octolings

don't bother with this fuccboi wannabe

Agree 100%

The updates ended up being spot on though, the only thing we didn't get was Octolings.

Definitely going to buy it.

>The updates ended up being spot on though,
haha no

most of the shit >she reported back were mostly stuff other dataminers already founded themselves.

also shit like "an upcoming Splatoon Direct" for Octolings because said datamine by >her

It isn't bad.

Dump when?
youtube.com/watch?v=_zOLS6Ycvwc

According to a GameFAQS user, the final boss is actually Roy.

The big twist is that he hates being pink, which is why he instigates the whole plot. The "final boss" music uploaded by Crunchii is not the actual final boss, it's just an estimate. There are files in the game listing "Black Roy", no other Koopaling holds this distinction, and Roy also doesn't guard a Big Paint Star, so he's the last Koopaling fought. Black Bowser is fought as what you would think is the final boss, but Roy usurps the battle from him after he is defeated.

ever GT villain were godawful
SPM had great villains like Bleck, Mr. L. and Dimentio
Super had Goku Black and Zamasu

i say it should stay above

Maybe he'll reveal that his last name is actually G. Biv.

But that'd make the story good

Yes it is. From the tone-deaf melodramatic story to the fucking awful gameplay that just makes you think "IS has no fucking idea of what a platformer is do they", it was an awful chore of a game. Haven't ever been able to replay it.

Oh my god how old are you that you're impressed by either Dimentio or Bleck? Luigi's funniest moments weren't even as Mr. L.

This is bullshit. I have the game.

Phase 1 is Black Bowser, phase 2 is Giant Black Bowser, that's it. Roy is fought halfway through Bowser's Castle like how the last world of SMW had both Bowser and a Koopaling.

>ever GT villain were godawful
>Baby
>bad

dump it, please

>According to a GameFAQS user

Wait until October, sucker. It's not like it's very good anyway.

t.Crunchii

He posts now and then on the dev threads.
It's looking nice.

t. moralnigger

nice oxymoron

bet you 10 fuckbucks you don't even know what Oxymoron means

Why do people care so much who the final boss is? It is only a small part of the game, and I don't see people asking this question for most games. It's mostly Paper Mario, Mario & Luigi and Zelda games.
Why is it so damn important? It's the rest of the game I'm interested in.

Simply because Bowser being the final boss for the umpteenth time is a bit dull, even if they give him a weird way to be powerful. Plus someone else being the final boss meaning the rest of the game will at least hint toward someone else being the final boss, like how Huey is apparently suspicious Basically it's just nice for them to put some originality into the game.

As someone who loved Mario rpg will I like this? I've never played any of the paper Mario games.

I highly doubt it since Paper Mario isn't a RPG anymore. At the very least try the original Paper Mario to see if you may like that since that's still an RPG. Another option would be to move over to the Mario & Luigi RPG series since some of the people who worked on SMRPG made those games.

maybe not

how about this:
-play Color Splash/Sticker Star first
-then play SPM later
-play TTYD/PM last

i want to see results of someone preference on Paper Mario games after starting off the series with the despised titles.

Knowing that hints if they actually tried to do something different this time or not.

So, dump when?

Nope

In 5 hours.

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You already know there's a million toads, it's just Mario and he's jumping and using his hammer again. Does the final boss being something other than Bowser really make that much of a difference?
I sure as fuck didn't mind Bowser being the final boss in the first Paper Mario, because it was well made and Bowser IS Mario's main antagonist.
I just don't think people asking this question are legitimately interested in the game and are just looking for excuses to shit on it regardless of whether it's well made or not.

This isn't an RPG, so the fact that you loved Mario RPG doesn't really give any indication of whether you'd like it or not. 64 and TTYD, however, are fantastic RPGs and I'd say there's a good chance you'd like them.

>I just don't think people asking this question are legitimately interested in the game and are just looking for excuses to shit on it regardless of whether it's well made or not.
I think it's more like since you don't care about that aspect you think this. A lot really do, it can influence the rest of the game's plot & a new final boss can give more possibilities of attacks & a new character to love/hate.

so you don't have it

Correct. Nobody here talking shit has any real ability to back up their claims cause they are lying, even if their lies later reveal as true.

>a new final boss can give more possibilities of attacks
I don't know what you mean by this.
>a new character to love/hate.
I do get how this is interesting to some, but I think the game's core mechanics are more important, and no one has yet convinced me that battles matter in this game, which was Sticker Star's biggest flaw.

>trusting """""""""""Henry"""""""""""""

I'd trust a man who knows his button presses more than the tranny or the swagfag.

>Nintendo games are shit
>PLEASE DUMP IT IN MY MOUTH, I NEED IT SO BAD

>there are no half-presses
GET OUT """"HENRY"""" YOU YOSHIT

Bu-but he's brown

Punished """Henry""" Snake is just a meme.

>pirate KPR because early dump and english localization settings on jap version
>great fucking game step up from K:TD, go out and buy it because based HAL

>pirate Feddie Force because fuck you
>bored af, shitty finale, "Master Brain" is trashe, Hackamoto in the credits, don't buy game and let the entire world burn

>supporting trash games
>being a corporate cuckold

Nothing makes much of a difference, it's just that ColorSplashfags need any straws they can grasp at to try to fit in with the games that are actually good.

>I don't know what you mean by this.
With Bowser they generally stick to some of his basic attacks like Fire, stomping & etc. Not to say they never did anything creative with it since Paper Jam's final boss was nice but having a whole new character to work with have limitless possibilities of new moves based on whatever they look like, what they're based on & etc. instead of restricting yourself to moves that are stuck/based on a older character's (that we've known & fought against for years) personalities & normal abilities.

>but I think the game's core mechanics are more important
I think having all of these aspects are important which is why it's brought up at all. Paper Mario had a good balance of characters, dialogue, charm, gameplay & more, missing some of these is a real killer to me. It's why I'm not a fan of Paper Jam even though the gameplay is for the most part good, it lacked fun characters & areas which was dull (though not nearly as bad as Sticker Star, this one I still enjoyed to some extent).

>no one has yet convinced me that battles matter in this game
Well there are the Hammers Scraps, I'm not 100% convinced on them myself though.

I see a red door and I want to paint it black

This

Henry is our only hope, that tranny is milking the internet for attention

SAVE US """HENRY"""

same fucking answer
>le vee is one person

I fucking knew it would be slow rainbow song with your kirby gif

>tranny
What?

Nikki, this person

I think you mean
>dumbed down combat
>no partners
>no reason to engage in battles, just like sticker star
>boring copy-paste NPCs instead of original and interesting characters
>relies on gimmicks instead of actually trying to be a good game

Hold up. Why does mario have 11 max hp in that magikoopa fight? Obviously not the final release I guess?

As long as it's not Panny everything is fine

>I'm not 100% convinced on them myself though.
Me either.

Pretendos are desperate to try and find something controversial about this game. Hence all this weird bitching about things no one cares about.

There's nothing controversial about this game. Everyone knows it's meh at best.

DUDE SLAYERS LMAO

>controversial
>says the ugly white chimp

>Everyone knows it' meh at best

Lol, keep telling yourself that.This game is shaping itself up to be GOTY material. Not that there's much competition!

I also like how it's 'meh' instead of a 'disaster' now.

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I like how you stopped talking about federation force after the sales came out, cody. Let's see if it happens again

>I also like how it's 'meh' instead of a 'disaster' now.
Game showed better elements with the last trailers. Diversified levels with a bit of a story. That's why it's meh instead of disaster-tier like SS. It's still far from GOTY or PM-tier.

>This game is shaping itself up to be GOTY material.
you said that the last time you fucking autist

>first time with black paint hueys tells you to close your eyes
>when you open them the paint is gone and huey says to never speak of thus

GEE I WONDER IF HUEY HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE PAINT

>FF has neither issues. I think Feds will actually be fairly well received players and critics when it actually comes out
I wonder how that turned out.

>Fall 2016
>people take a VG Facts goon seriously

Now that it's out, I can talk about it on Miiverse, the only place to talk about games online.

Right now, I'm intent on beating down the Pretendos in their natural habit. Once NEOgaf folds, no other community will be able to replace it and their mindset that business matters trumps quality.

You didn't actually watch the stream last night, did you?

i gotta update this

Of course you'd love miiverse, it is a closed hugbox where only people that bought the game (retards) can talk about it.
Also you should ask your mom to take you to a psychologic professional, you have some serious brain issues

My prediction came true! Actual players and critics loved it, despite the attempts from non fans to sabotage it's reputation by crying about how it's not a 'real' Metroid.

I really enjoyed Feds. Not my favorite game this year, sadly, but I still had a blast with it.

>tfw got hyped for Zero because of the possibility of playable mechs
>none of that shit in Zero
feels bad man

show me the video you fag

>My prediction came true! Actual players and critics loved it
I wish I lived in that delusional world you live in. I'd probably be able to like & enjoy Sticker Star if I did. Cody, I legitimately envy you for this.

nice Arwing, senpai

>you are now considered a "Pretendo" by Mr. Nintendo himself if you don't mildly hate an awful Nintendo game
and i thought people defending Ghostbusters and DmC were bad

>Golden Sun was never good
Even a broken clock is right twice a day

>Actual players and critics loved it,
not nice to lie on the internet, freakazoid

see

Just ignore and report him for being underaged

so the other thread just got archived
""henry"", where the fuck are you

you're the only common fag here spouting "broken clock" on any of Cucky's post

quit yer samefagging

be patient ya half-pressing asshole

>intent on beating down the Pretendos in their natural habit
That's going to backfire on you Cody.
Gamefaqs didn't like you, Nichegamer hates you, PlayerEssence laughed at you, Cred Forums deplores everything you are, there's a thread on you in 8ch's /cow/ right now, etc

Where is he even claiming to be uploading it?

He only said he was uploading but not where
Still more trustworthy than nikki

*hair issues

It's just nice to see that even a mentally disabled teenager can see through Golden Sun

Cred Forums is good about a lot of things but god damn, you kids love your irredeemably bad GBA RPGs. There are people on this board who think Riviera was a legitimately good game and I wonder how they manage to dress themselves in the morning

I'm so sick of these fuckers,


If i had the game i would make it available and not fish for e-peen strokes.

99 % of the internet would release it

hey cody bby ;)

come visit us at 8ch/v/ sometimes

we need more strong and sexy ppl like u

According to the /cow/ thread they have a local Nintendrone named "Mark"

I'm not even butthurt that I can't play it, I'm butthurt that people are actually this retarded.

Then you got hundreds of mother fuckers sucking his dick in his dinky ass stream while he screams retarded as shit.

I'm pissed bruv, just pissed.

Mark is actually a good nintendrone tho

Someone tell the cow thread about his balding

...

Would they get along?

>actually a good nintendrone
>Drones
>Good

Link? I can't find anything.

No, really.

>Mark: "Ay, Cody wanna some Project M?"
>Cody: "No i don't play shitty hacks over the real dea-"
>[BANNED]

i wish someone did a quick flash porn parody of lifesucking Shy Guys from Cum Splash

would be a whole lot better than the actual final game, tbqh

Will Paper Mario ever be good again bros?

The paper jokes are predictable and unfunny. I don't know what you are talking about, user.

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This just in:
youtube.com/watch?v=Jarb2oB9_m8
youtube.com/watch?v=IkK5rVoQy3U

Where's Minus8 when you need him?

not until they release PM64/TTYD Redux Edition

no, most likely

>That pirate Koopaling theme
At least the music is good

i think he's still mad about the new Paper Mario...

Has he actually said anything about it?

every Paper Mario had great music and zero bad music

everyone even people who despise the new Paper Mario titles can agree too

Despite sticker star being an abomination of a game on every other front, it did have good music.

youtube.com/watch?v=N9_apmasgsk

>Unknown Koopaling Theme

Pretty much confirms Junior's in the game, unless it's just the uploader not knowing which koopaling has this theme

No

not the same guy but it doesn't really make the bosses much better anyways

making the one item required to win easier to find doesn't change the fact that you still just need to find one item and then the boss for that world is suddenly irrelevant

there's the Paper Jam pic he did

does anyone have to "white vivian" version of this pic?

If those fan game developers actually get their shit together, then maybe.

Thread mascots

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>DmC
Not because of Cred Forums.
>Other M
Not because of Cred Forums.
>Star Fox Adventures
Cred Forums didn't even fucking EXIST when that game came out, you numskull.

Color Splash's full OST:
mega.nz/#F!7YkxjYKL!zpCEjcaAZ6S4Ixy12Do9LQ

Maybe there will be a My Nintendo poll considering it was a Club Nintendo poll that fucked everything up?

And I just realized he said raw files. I guess that at least means maybe the game will actually get dumped though.

THAT FROG
FUCK IT
I WANT TO

>Those roy themes
Roy confirmed for final boss?

>buzzwords - the post
kill yourself fuccboi shill

Watching the stream from yesterday on youtube at x1,5 speed, and it still seems too fucking slow.

Are all paper mario games like this?

>people are actually this retarded

Who's the guy swimming in hundreds of twitter/twitch followers just for being ""the Color Splash guy"" now?

Which he will lose when the game releases/is dumped

go suck a streamers cock then.

youtube.com/watch?v=l63eixpYRWk

SPM is GT: Some good ideas but ultimately perverted what we loved in the first place. Series thought dead.

SS and CS are Super: Brought back after a long hiatus but more a zombie than anything else. Absolute garbage at first, starting to get better but still not the same because the industry has changed.

Those days are gone forever.

is this show good

>Mouth animation fits pretty well
>But then just looks like "ooo" when she says "bro"
Bothered.

>The game STILL isnt dumped

What the fuck is that tranny waiting on?
Estrogen pills?

Well that depends on what you're looking for. It's cute and has some legitimately funny jokes IMO, and it's definitely the best thing currently airing on Nickelodeon, not that it has much competition. All in all i'd say it's pretty good.

Have you tried saying please?

Have you tried fucking off?

One of her twitter followers warned her that Cred Forums was desperate for the dump, and then later she tweeted that she wasn't going to listen to the bitter Cred Forumstards harassing her to dump the game. Cue a myriad of excuses as to why she cannot dump.

yes nigger

The truth of the matter is that the game won't be dumped. Here's how I think it's gonna go down:

>"okay guys I'll dump the game once the stream is done"
>stream is over: "oh shit there's a problem, wait a day or two then I'll dump it"
>couple days later: "I can't seem to fix this problem, give me a few more days"
>few more days later: "I've tried all week but I can't fix it, I will dump the game as soon as I can"
>he waits until the game releases legitimately before finally dumping it

What the fuck is that tranny waiting on please?

>her

Henry is getting his revenge on all those days Cred Forums made fun of him

>Maybe there will be a My Nintendo poll considering it was a Club Nintendo poll that fucked everything up?
i hope so

I guess we keep waiting and hope we don't get dickteased again today.

please

>"verify"
>"test"

Who is she trying to fool?

This. Ignore all falseflagging replies.

NWPlayer123 doesn't even have the damn game

have you fags not learned from the last time xhe leaked/claimed about shit

Have you tried accepting the reality that you will never be a woman, you giant transvestite freak?

I never dealt with the last time it did this. Regardless, I'm desperate & will believe anything, even """Henry""".

>tfw henry is our only hope

>Please

Like that's gonna do anything.

>Hope
>Implying he's not getting his revenge on Cred Forums for making a meme out of him

Forget about the fucking dump, these tranny cucks aren't going to do it.

Honestly is two weeks really that much to wait for a supposedly garbage game? If this were Pokemon Sun & Moon I'd be hysterical at these tranny fuckers too but it's just fucking Color Splash. It'll literally be on loadline on the day of release, and CEMU over the weekend.

Do NOT give these fuckers attention.

we cant let them keep getting away with this

>Do NOT give these fuckers attention.
people are THAT gullible

no lie

This. The attention is exactly what they want. The streamer last night went fucking monkey apeshit because of all the people that began following him and giving him monetization shekels.

No person capable of honestly dumping the game got ahold of it, the dream is dead.

seems like i'm gonna have to post this

>download
>test
>reupload

Why? If it works, why the fuck would you need to reupload it? Just pass around the fucking copy you tested to work, idiot.

it seems the dump is incomplete

No it's not.

twitter.com/NWPlayer123/status/779756249025945600

What the hell does GOTY mean?

Well, yeah, I guess you COULD consider 0% to be "incomplete"

Game of the Year

Now we know its just trying to fish for attention

we are not getting the game

shill your twitter somewhere transexual

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>nikki thinks "she" looks anything like her octoling avatar

How

Goy of the Yeshua

What if there are ones that say the songs sucks tho?

>user walks into unpopular opinion thread

Why didn't Club Nintendo do a survey on either PM64 or TTYD? Those Japanese fans would've gave them some ideas that'll actually make them create a real PM game.

What does Nikki look like?

youtube.com/watch?v=kEFc2Yrhv0Y

Fuck, I really want to try this game

because Club Nintendo didn't exist nor was popularly known at that time

Well technically PM64 might have got one. How Club Nintendo worked was you registered a game, once registered you can do a Survey on it to get coins. This was done for new titles & if I remember right VC games but we don't know anything about the reception PM64 got, only SPM's.

brown bowl cut, red glasses, usually wearing a green sweater

youtube.com/watch?v=UfRlXXN5Ug0&feature=youtu.be&t=1m35s
1:35 if it doesn't skip

>she
You, apparently.

This is 100% true.
Those bottom three are literally just average joes who are in constant need of attention and validation.

because delusion

i had a pic somewhere

xhe's a hueg fatass boy with nerd glasses

Legitimately nice to know, thanks.

Did this artist ever draw anymore delicious Splatoon related thighs?

avert your eyes

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I see. Never knew the story isn't that interesting to the Japanese fans. I actually enjoyed some of the things in SPM so I have a soft spot for it. But even then, I was hoping that after SPM they would go back to its roots and create an actual PM game which was why I was more disappointed in SS than I am with SPM.

Its like clockwork

>this is what a coloradofag looks like

The poll was probably some shit like a list of things and you could select one, and probably only kids answered it and they don't care about the story.
That and japan's legendary shit taste

>it's a "Cred Forums cares more about transsexuals than video games" episode

Sounds hideous

>""she"" has color splash and you **DON'T**

guys look, Nikki had fanart too!

so the fag is uploading it right now?

People literally only care because they are the only person with the dump right now

>>""she"" has color splash
just like when she knew about the playable Octolings and the NX dev kit

No, they don't have it.

that's like being envious of someone for having diarrhea

>attention whore
>uploading
>having the dump/game

Opinions?
youtube.com/watch?v=2fbYzs8kOzo

>doesnt even HAVE the game

Literally pointless thread.

Where is he supposedly downloading it from? Nintendo shut it down.

Attention whore bitch.

He got it from supposedly who streamed it last night.

you there

post more of dat yoshi

Streamer from yesterday said he'd send it to he/she/it

So why doesn't he just post that download link instead of stroking his dick on Twitter?

Very well.

Where did ""she"" say this? I don't see it anywhere.

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Streamer is a moralfag

The dump he gave her at first was supposedly "incomplete", so she doesn't even have the game. And of course once she does download the ""full dump"" she still has to "'verify"", ""test"", and ""reupload"" it all.The streamer is paranoid "SO SCARED" and is only willing to give it to the twitter tranny, not distribute it himself.

Look under "Tweets & replies".

Do we have anyone to believe in right now in our time of need?

Don't give them attention. Do NOT give them attention.

If they're really going to dump the game, they'll do it. If they're just cockteasing moralfags, just fucking ignore them.

At any rate we're less than two weeks from release, if it turns out they're cucks, it'll be on loadline mere hours after launch anyway.

"Henry" will be our savior, just you wait.

only one man...

"""henry"""

Only "henry" but even he disappeared

>even bothering with the dumb shit tranny
>especially when someone else dumb it a few days before the release
be patient nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=kHPBqPSozHs

well...the porn is fantastic

>Roy is the final boss
POTTERY

>the Big Paint Star that the Koopalings guard corresponds to the color of the orbs on their wands
>Roy had a black one