Vidya cringe thread

vidya cringe thread

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Thats actually pretty cool.

How does charmander unsheath his sword?

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This is the first chapter in the first book of the continuing series titled "Why I'm Not Married".

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Ur a fag

I thought the teams were red blue and yellow?

THE CAKE

Remove the heart and I would buy it in an instant.

Of course, you're a fag.

lol, the zeldas, are like, super deep

>not Sword, Shield, Magic

cool rainbow dash playstation 4, friend

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It is d
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Thi
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Did you get all that?

How is this cringe? I'd like one of these myself.

Posting a classic
youtu.be/sL90fCgOrcE

i hate people who bash this single page, the dialogue is good

Nah, I just like the colors and the stripes.

lets get this out of the way

Lol nice but

>the default is set to 'no'.
>you have to skip it all again.

kawaii

these comics are so fucking gay

The same way anyone with a back scabbard does
With extreme difficulty

how autistic are you?

Who took the photo?

No.

Those are some pretty faggy tastes.

I think it's kind of cute

I mean I'll never do this but still

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youtube.com/watch?v=DKDDZHCaopI

Why do girls only play sims/pokemon?

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A sword is a tool, a tool made for killing.

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>gif
>only thing thats animated is the fire

Literally why even make it animated

>buying whores useless african rocks
>2016
cant believe people still do this

These threads are poison to the mind.

This triggers my autism. True is a reserved word, not a function.

Say what you want, but atleast he got tattoo of mass effect 1 shepard

lmao you guys arent real gamers if you dont think any of this is cool

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that's because you're a cringe-worthy person

THATS NOT EVEN VALID JAVA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>FOREVER

That's really tryhard. 5 and 6 are ok tho

is this image from something?

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>kitty's got claws
Fuck that got me bad

what's with shephard's dick sucking lips

I mean, it's overly quirky and everything but it's sweet.

Everything is in caps anyway, compiler would never get pass the first line

im so alone you guys

I wouldn't do that, but I think it's kinda cute.

But it would only make sense if the girl was a pokemon fan, if only the guy was a pokemon fan, then it's stupid.

I figured that was ME2 Shepard after Cerberus botched the reconstructive surgery

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Sonic is cheating. It's a cringe goldmine.

No it isn't it's fucking embarrassing, only a manchild would do that

Assuming you know your girl is very much into pokemon, why would this be cringe? Its funny and memorable to the right person.

US GAMERS HUH?

Ive seen images like these so often already, but they never cease to shock and disgust me.

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>That Java

Pretty cringe, but don't pretend anybody ever loved you this much.

Thats pretty fucking sick

>Rapp got off while thinking about this collage she could only assume was made by chillins.

Someone make a before and after pic.

It's a master ball, she legally can't refuse.

>public class love
What a fucking whore

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I don't know, guy. I'd like one aswell. It might a be a bit silly, but if you actually cringe at this, then you're just overly sensitive and trying to have people conform to you, like some kind of SJW.

Fuck off, Freddie.

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this guy

open only if you are ready for painful cringe

Is this what people consider cringe?

I've spent too much time in the actual world.

I would literally murder all of you with my bare hands to have someone give that much of a fuck about my existence.

Then again, that would mean their love was false, and I would be aware of that fact, making it meaningless.

Time to die.

I see nothing wrong with this.

that's actually pretty cool, looks like the SMT Gauntlet

www.xvideos.com/video4214962/amazing_atheist

She ruined it by saying Kitty got claws. That shit is just as cringe as he is.

youtube.com/watch?v=6B7P0S1K4ZA

my Gf got me the jumper of that shirt last Christmas i hate it, its so cringe.

This a reject from that show Dinosaurs?

does this actually happen in real life or is it viral marketing for an indie film?

What the fuck are you talking about? Unless you're a manchild or just a literal child then it's obviously tacky as fuck and reeks of "I have no personality or life."

>Einstein has fucked up hair
>Also has a belly
>Yet somehow looks a thousand times better than that autist

How

That's kind of cute. I would love if my boyfriend proposed to me with something pokemon related.

>oh haha

Maybe she is a legendary?

You can't be deep if what you're saying is wrong

Then you haven't seen enough.

God fucking damn it I hate these horse fuckers so much they're always without fail the absolute worst people

Do you know what a master ball does?

That's just a funny homemade gadget, how is it cringe?

gay gaygay gayyy

>liberals on gun control

None of that is from an indie game, you retarded hiveminded faggot.

lol fake.

It really is.

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it's okay we're alone together

That's funny, not cringe.

us gamers, hehe.

Thanks for contributing

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Whenever I go into these threads I'm always reminded that I'm one of the few adults posting in a sea of 15 year olds.

"Cringe", indeed.

There's over a dozen reasons that code would never compile.

For my taste Ive seen too much.

>film

>girlfriend gives her partner something he really enjoys because she loves him
>LE CRINGE xD

This is why you're all alone anons.

I recognise that thumbnail. You aren't fooling me.

You can't just throw a master ball at a legendary at full health you faggot.

>portal references
I swear, Portal is all about cringe. Too bad, I liked the series. Still do of course.

The only cringe here is OP and his fail attempt to shame a cool gamer's proposal.

>rainbows are gay
Good job you're letting the gays win.

Deviantart is the biggest cove of degenerates on the internet
youtube.com/watch?v=UUd91j-jV4s
youtube.com/watch?v=4auMNnDziHQ
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Dawkins looks horrible in that pic

>jealous bitter virgins pretend this is cringe

Post the holocaust one

>>oh sorry that was my friend
>tfw I've pulled that card back when I was in 6th grade

please hide and never come back in society ever again.

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TOGETHER FOREVER

LUBBY CHUDDER

Still wrong.

Maybe his girl likes pokemon man. Who knows?
Proposing is cringy no matter what anyways.

Darwin and Einstein were not atheists.

I saw a video of a guy who makes stopmotion movies who modded a powerglove in a way where he basically uses it as a remote control for his camera, his PC and the lights.

>all that is down is only the floor
fucking savage

I don't understand men who marry in this day and age. They have nothing to gain for it except regret. So fucking stupid.

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I know the other anons said it already, but

>Kitty's got claws

Makes me think this is fake or that she's working at a Hot Topic for a reason.

You're wrong.

fuck gay people, they took rainbows and made them their flag

Why dont you just stay away, like the "adult" you are.
Adults dont enter a childrens playground and then complain that a seesaw isnt their kind of entertainment.

Called the cops

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>this guy never used his master ball on mewtwo
wew

>Girlfriend showing love to her boyfriend
>Cringe

I know this is Cred Forums, but come on

Einstein wasn't an atheist

I don't like Pokémon but that's really cute. Sorry you're lonely OP.

>unironically saying "indeed"
Who's the 15 year old?

Jesus fucking christ

Wow fucking disgusting

WEW

I doubt it.

That makes me angry and I don't even like cats.

You're the worst type of human being

Not if it meant getting Marty McFly POP figures, I'd rather stay a virgin.

Imagine seeing that thing at night.

Trump for President 2k16

youtube.com/watch?v=xQkENXa9WNE

haha

>Tips of his fingers going thru the power glove.
I mean I know you need your finger tips to use the phone, but if the glove just plane don't fit why not just make your own glove at that point.

No matter how cringy something is, someone on Cred Forums is gonna defend it and say that's pretty cool actually. Rly maeks u thing huh?

>lol haha

Thats cute as fuck, my neighbor had a cat with one of its ears pieced with simple ring, looked like the reddest motherfucker you ever saw

Out of everything, i don't know why, but the home printed wrapping makes me feel ill.
It looks so tacky, like one of those really shit knock-off loot crates.
Also wrapping up the crumble. I wouldn't want to eat it. I've got a weird thing about how food is stored, and having it in with presents, without proper storage bugs me.

From what was that again?
VGC 13 or something right?

>they're ugly so their views are invalid!

It doesn't matter, you're wrong regardless of your doubts.

These pictures trigger me everytime without fail

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>the cis lesbian is the cutest
kek

That is the face of a baby that will never smile again.

Jesus Christ that poor cat.

And I thought japanese fetishes were weird.

I think everyone has user

I fucking lost at this one.

So you can just throw a master ball at a legendary at full health and it will capture it?

>Thank you Lord Jesus for President Trump

My wife is like this.
I have several shitty etsy-made vidya game t-shirts and one Gangnam Style t-shirt that I have to pretend doesn't fit.

Anyone have the pic of the Zelda wedding dress?

that's the whole point of the masterball, it's a 100% catch rate of anything.

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That cat is most likely never going to feel safe around its owner.

Jeremy is an absolute madman

Yes.

Look at that mother. She's bordering insanity.

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Nalia a CUTE

sick burn

Neither was Sagan.

2012 was a dark year. Second only to 2014, the shittiest year for games and the internet in general.

I would wear those sunglasses In a heartbeat. Well, at least if I'm driving.

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Itsd doesn't matter if its cute, the cat doesn't want them, it hurts them and they'll likely get ripped out while the cat is walking through a bush or fighting.

Yeah he works on Robot Chicken. He had his friend make it for him. Best part was that they put a button on the knuckels so when you first bump it screams "FUCK YEAH!"

video here.

vimeo.com/116585007

That fucking baby

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Goddamn I love calling things masquerade violations

I thought this was cute but hey it's not your fault you're autistic.

I got you senpai

So there is no reason at all to fight a legendary?

his left hand looks like a foot

You realize the drumpf person is mentally ill, right?

nuclear holocaust when

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It's well done, would've been cringeworthy if it was like a prom invitation.

>Lithoromantic
Cred Forums?

I wouldn't call Tomorrow cringe, though using it is still autism.

This is adorable. Not what I would consider cringe. That girl is wife material.

she really loves him

;___;

Does this cucklefuck even know what a CV is or what it's for?

I would never ever hire someone like this, once I got to the first page I would throw that shit away

>Darwin
>Sagan
>believing in religion
Are you actually dumb

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There's always more than one legendary and only one master ball per playthrough, you can solve this.

>they're ugly

No xe is a mentally ill tranny,xe's looks only reflect her poor state of mind.

How come some autists can get so old without someone bullying this kind of behaviour out of them?

youtube.com/watch?v=ytkOwZAhH4g

Is oldschool runescape dialogue face

>guy's girlfriend clearly loves him
>puts tonnes of effort into his bday gift to make him happy
Talk about being autistic fags amirite?
Right?....

There's usually only one master ball whereas there are at the very, very least 4 legendaries per game.

>404 girl

Runescape

>wario pokeball
>insert image of the actor that says BUT WHY meme.jpen

wut, man are you that insecure? I hate the cake meme as much as anyone but that's a nice product.

I know at least 3 girls this would work on.

Grim Dawn Bread

Any ideas for a fun nightblade build?

I was thinking dual wield shadow strike combined Occultist, maybe some kind of bleed/poison and acid build?

>oh haha

How do you know she's a whore user?

Don't feel bad the dude honestly deserved to fail the second he assumed a chick saying the word 'Annie' meant LoL like a fucking turbo-autist

>couldn't even get the masterball design right

If I was that woman, I'd reject him and go with another guy that doesn't half-ass shit.

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There are more legendaries than Masterballs.

Its better to save Masterballs for ultra-rare types or travelling Legendaries like Suicune.

>Inka Empire color tastes were faggy

They'd fuck your shit up.

Fuck off Zac, it's pretentious as fuck

>her

I meant xes

>404 girl
Nobody is this much of a degenerate

they were probably bullied they just think the rules are different online

This reminds me earlier I saw some obese fat ass. 200kg at the very least. Grey T-shirt and a fedora hat. Fuck I wish I had my phone in my hand, I would had taken a photo to post it in Cred Forums, he was literally fedora man. It was disgusting. To think this thing lives in the same city as me...

That can't fucking be both real and serious

Actually an autist would probably do something like that because they fail to read human emotion. Most people think that's tacky, cringey, embarrassing, childish shit.

Oh. Well I guess I made myself look like an idiot than.

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>2016
>programming in Java instead of Scala

Didn't expect that to be a real site tbqh
uoaamc.com/

This was cute. Lucky guy.

I actually saw someone with this dumb horse badge, she looked like such a weirdo

Cred Forums astroturfers have and will defend this

Holy fucking shit

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M-more...

>To Robert Pope, of Windsor, Ontario, Oct. 2, 1996
>“I am not an atheist. An atheist is someone who has compelling evidence that there is no Judeo-Christian-Islamic God. I am not that wise, but neither do I consider there to be anything approaching adequate evidence for such a god. Why are you in such a hurry to make up your mind? Why not simply wait until there is compelling evidence?"
Carl Sagan

And Darwin was Agnostic, not an atheist

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On one hand, it's the thought that counts i guess. But on the other, you have to be fedora level 100 to even have the balls to wear any of that shit.

Too late, You're a misogynist transphobic now.

>Mfw Jeremy insisted he could summon fictional ponies into our world without even getting up off the floor
>mfw they were on his fucking couch the next morning.

MADMAN

Yeah that story sounds totally legit.

lol haha

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Demise cursed him many generations ago what is that old fuck even apologizing for?

>haha

Go back to 9fag, buttlover!

I'm 35 years old. I have no idea what all these fucking words mean. Jesus fucking christ what is this shit. When I was a lad, all it we had we gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgender. Now there is all this fucking bullshit. What the fuck is a demigirl, or a fucking lithomantic. Stop making shit up you worthless generation I swear to god I will spend my last remaining years on this twisted fucking planet resurrecting the dessicated corpse of Joseph Stalin to purge the planet of this shit.

>blind my enemies
nice

>tfw BTFO by a hot topic employee

>Tfw my GF did something similar to this
>Tfw I loved it even though it was somewhat silly
>Tfw she left me for her ex after being together for 5 years

Love is an illusion.

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>and blind my enemies

The flashlight is really the only thing that makes this cringe for me.

>You will gain a player two forever
>Player two

very subtle

This one is cute as fuck.
I personally wouldn't want any of these but holy fuck you can really tell how much she cares.

>She's happy to get sloppy seconds

Kek

>I can't taint the royal bloodline with a Negro
kek

More girls should do this.
Most autistic fucks need to be told clearly or they simply will not understand what they're doing so wrong.

At least she cared enough to put the effort into the gift. still makes me cringe though.

Daily reminder that everyone who brags about his gf on Cred Forums looks like this couple (or worse)

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power glove doesn't have finger tips

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Why do you live in a strip club

>splitting hairs
Agnosticism is the same thing as atheism but I'd argue that agnostics are more likely to wear fedoras while atheists just have more important shit to worry about

Bullying only traumatizes them, causing them to retreat further into their autistic habits and find increasingly bizarre shit to identify with. The correct way to fix this shit is to include them in things and treat them like a normal person, but normalfags do the opposite and ostracize the kids with weird behavior.

Does anyone have the edit of this?

i would join it just to see how shit it is

It's called being self-aware and having a modicum of taste. It's also called being an actual human adult with a personality so you don't need to turn everything you buy into an outlet to broadcast your quirky taste and "nerdy" hobbies.

>black theme

Was that the joke or do you really lack that much self-awareness?

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I hate this thread and the things posted in it.

Pure cringe.

That's incredibly sad. 99% sure it's just some white person feeling white guilt turned SJW. Shit is more infectious to a white person than laziness to a hispanic or AIDS to a faggot.

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Out of all the things that didnt happen in this thread this happened the least *moonwalks out of thread*

>ass creed flag
Please stop living

>Cred Forums goes on a date

youtube.com/watch?v=7n70spmBHZU

That's funny tho

>I'm trying

every time

>here's an absolute: the words of god
>(KJV)

It's been a while since I've seen this but the general consensus is always that this person isn't worth hiring for a number of reasons, mainly because the resume is a long, meandering, rambling mess of nonsense.

The biggest thing any employer would think if they bothered to read all this garbage is that this girl is arrogant, immature, and the only thing she really cares about is video games and related bullshit.

Yeah but at least they dont post cringy shit like this anymore.

this doesn't make me cringe, i just don't get it. how does the pic relate to overwatch? do i need to know the anime to understand?

youtube.com/watch?v=vk5VKqou7Ko

That isn't cringe, that's mental insanity and perhaps a terrible crime. I hate that POZ bullshit, it's one of the worst things I've ever had the misfortune of knowing.

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Jack Chick believes the King James Bible is the one true Bible and all other translations were literally made by Satan.

Yes, really.

Image macros were a mistake.

remove the glasses and wood berry

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thats pretty cool.

gas the furfags

I can tell this was made by someone who was making a joke.

It's subtle, so subtle.

Ive experience this behavior first hand before. The parents have done a poor job raising him, but at the same time that kid gets terrorized by his siblings and friends for him to act like that. You can tell by the way the other two treat him instead of trying to actually help him understand that it's not okay to act like that.

Poor quality family.

It's GTA. That's what Zelda is from.

I don't really get her point there. The only thing I can think is 'having female characters means SJWs have won,' but that seems a bit simplistic and moronic so I'll assume there's a deeper point being made that's flown over my head.

What show is that? I suppose it's anime, since it has subtitles on it.

Don't be fucking stupid.

>all those likes and retweets
wtf

You know she just did all this shit so she could brag online about how she's a le epic tr00 gamur grill. What sort of cunt would go online to tell everyone about a gift that YOU gave someone else, that's just disgusting

how the fuck is rainbow dash atheist when they literally have their god as leader

what.

Did she dye it pink too?

I refuse to believe this is anything but shitposting, but then I realize he's been posting for more than two years. How?

>All these virgins crying PETA

Fucking reddit. Yeah it does hurt to get ear pierced but exagerating like she fucking tortured the cat is fucking retarded, after a few minutes the pain goes away forever, cat must have forgotten pretty quickly and as long she gives the cat food and takes care of it then the cat is not gonna be angry or anything.

The only thing that kind of worries me is if the cat is slippery and gets those things stuck on something.

Well you usually have only one masterball, there are a few ways you can sometimes get more, but it's really rare and takes shitton of time. It's only really worth using a masterball to catch traveling legendaries, since it's takes a lot of time to find them and they can escape the battle, so then you will have to spend shitton of time trying to find it again.

This, also with all the new media people got access to today they have an easier time avoiding other people and fostering their autistic habbits online

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Context?

"Hey I'm here for the job interview"

the only thing that bothers me about this is that she felt the need to take photos of it all and post about it on reddit or whatever. the actual gifts are super thoughtful and sweet.

>he uses bright themes
Enjoy your eye strain fag

technically cringe

>it's like a hard drive full of games

It's about Ana.
Ana is old.

>All that is down is only the floor

what the fuck

That's a guy

tumblrtale just keeps giving.

No it's why they post cringy shit in the first place. If people gave them chances to be normal they wouldn't feel the need to find weird internet communities full of equally ostracized people to relate to.

waiter this pasta is excellent

>Isnt that like a hard drive full of games?

my sides

Nerd does not mean you have to be fugly. But Cred Forums is beyond nerd.

I wish Cred Forums wasn't so /r9k/ that they couldn't see why this is so over the top and tacky as fuck. Might as well staple a message to his skull with "I KNOW YOUR HOBBIES" on it.

Just buy your helium tanks and end it, you fucking faggots.

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Pretty sure it's from Sabagebu.

That literally makes me sick every time I see it.
People like that should be locked up.

you browse that much, huh

Girl is legally overweight.

Get out and earn that love then fucko, get a job, be social, go work at a soup kitchen or volunteer at a shelter if you want to be loved by others

>masterball

hahaha this is perfect.

Sabagebu!

It's a good show, definitely worth a watch if you like seeing cute girls shooting each other.

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I would fuck all those teenagers, except for the fat black girl.

They're so darned hard to get a hold of

>people actually think this randumb faux-geek shit is cute

you say that like it's a bad thing

But this isn't my sword...

As a person who used to and still do read CVs and conduct interviews anyone who had a CV like this is literally unemployable I wouldn't even read it it'd be in the trash as soon as I saw the drawing

Why is his bellybutton on his back?

>AR-15
>holds a G36C

sure bro

Picture is fake.
Just type in HIV positive test on google images and you'll see that exact same image.

It's truly disgusting. They're so ass backwards they call a terrible disease "the gift".

They also died out.

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that dude posts on r9k for sure

Half those people are actually agnostics.

Bravo.

Chapter 1: No woman wants to live in my moms basement with me.
Chapter 2: Why don't women appreciate my fedora? I'm classy.
Chapter 3: Women only date assholes.
Chapter 4: My wiafu body pillow is all I need.
Chapter 5: Whatever. I don't even wanna get married. I keep busy writing My Little Pony fan fiction so I don't stop for a moment and let my crippling loneliness and depression kick in causing me to gargle half a bottle of bleach. Speaking of which I should watch Bleach.

Sounds like a shittastic book series dude.

Cats aren't humans you retard. This cat didn't understand why it was getting hurt. All it knew is that its owner was hurting it so in the cat's mind it is torture.

I really hate to imagine that there are people like that posting on Cred Forums. People who believe that just about everything posted here is actually true and not just 7 different layers of sarcasm and being ironic save for actual discussions every other other thread and/or post.

The kind of people who make some aspect of their life, THEIR LIFE.

Like tumblr with gender, pol with politics, and fans of undertale, fnaf, mlp etc.

It's like there's a second system that a person's mind operates with that let's the person know not to do that shit but all those people just don't have it. It's like their not aware of their actions and not present in mind of just how fucking embarrassing that shit it.

Same shit with how people don't realize that groups like BLM, that whole gamergate shtick, and people who pretend to give you REAL news are or ever have been on your side. They're all just doing it for money.

BLM's founders are all millionares now, the "victims" and "heroes" of "gamergate" are all rich as fuck or popular now, those REAL news sources are just as cuhrazy as the media they're "fighting" against.

It's a fucking shitshow and people don't fucking realize it. Nobody's on your side, fandoms are fucking gay, and shills perpetrate every website, show, and medium available to us. There's nothing we can do about it except post sad frog pictures on the internet.

no fucking idea what's going on here but that dog looks like its in seriously pleasure

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>Literally self-admitting trenchcoat mafia fedoralord autist buying legolas figs
>Le gaymer gurrl Hot pink haired SJW named fucking 'Kitty' no less
>Both visit/work at a Hot Topic

These are the two worst kind of people on Earth, they honestly deserve each other

i'm legitimately interested in how these faggots receive so many likes

>any resume longer than 2 pages

into the trash

I want to punch this chucklefuck

>wear Fedora
>get bullied
>stop wearing Fedora
>now have a minimal chance at getting poon again

The autists starts as non-normal and gets bullied for that. If he fails to adapt (or doesnt want to) he retreats. A Fedoratheist who isnt bullied wont magically turn normal.

Thanks, looks fun.

youtube.com/watch?v=-rMJ1NKtBis

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It's a good show.

I remember doing this

This reminds me a Japanese artist took this character and made fanart of her as a loli getting fucked.

>Cred Forums niggers and insurgent Cred Forums fags in this thread will never ever have a girlfriend. Much less one that cares this much about them; enough to buy them useless geek bullshit and make them stuff.

that's his butthole.

It's almost as if your superstitious perspective on the effects of bullying is retarded.

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That's pretty funny actually.

Did he actually find a person that is smaller than him?

theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/01/worldwide-gun-control-policy/423711/

I still just don't understand the context/logic behind this one... It's on such an openly viewable section of skin.

>it's the "white text on black is better for your eyes" myth again
Stop using dark themes like a faggot.
ux.stackexchange.com/questions/52833/which-color-scheme-to-choose-for-applications-that-require-long-work-hours/52947#52947

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>get bullied
>stop wearing Fedora
nope. retreats instantly.

My sword is a tool of justice.

These couple are a walking stereotype and that on itself is disgusting. But Cred Forums will never have someone that cares so much about them.

>voice activation so it turns on when you say Burroughs
mite b cool

why is she shooting the loli with the NES Zapper?

my soul hurts

Aww

Some people just don't have self-awareness, or they're just stupid.

>Mostly white blonde people

>u took like 2 sec to respond are u sitting right next to him

holy kek my sides

I'M NOT ;D GF IS GONNA SUCK MY BENIS SOON

It's not about not being bullied it's about being included, but people don't like to tolerate others they don't like so they just don't talk to them. If you take some autistic, put them in your circle of friends, keep them there long enough they'll start emulating your groups more normal habits and through connections gained through that group they'll probably have a better chance of getting laid or making even more friends.

pretty sure that's anything4views

The amount of effort tells me she loves him.
The amount of random trash inside tells me she is either tasteless cunt or gets banged by his negro neighbor.

People banned in Overwatch for wall hacking aimbotting.

>kitty got claws

she outcringed the cringer

This is why Barneyfags deserve death

This takes the cake. Most cringe. Much pain.

>chocolate and pear

what le fug

But the tattoo artist as well? I just don't understand.

best jojo coming through

if that was posted on reddit, they would be making fun of the female for oppressing the gentleman

Although portal is pretty cringe due to it's extreme casual status and "muh cake fallacy" Its a fairly subtle door mat.

> location isreal
> those candles
> LGBT
lel

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Gnosticism and theism are completely separate concepts, you sound interested in it, so you should probably look it up. Sagan was an agnostic atheist, the two are not mutually exclusive. If someone answers a theological question with a statement of their gnosticism it's because they would rather be misinformed and avoid conflict than actually engage with the world.

Light themes hurt my eyes

>making fun of manlets
sick projecting

>Location: Israel

it's a living

It won't last forever, trust me.

She'll get bored and you'll be unable to find a new one then you'll be right here.

And we'll still accept you

did you know earth ponies have sixteen legs?

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now that I think about it girls kind of have it worse than we do

we don't ever have to worry about shit like this when orbiters are hitting them up on an hourly basis

>2 people are happy
>time and effort into making him happy
>cringe

ya'll are some lonely mother fuckers. I mean that's a given but damn

>owner
when a cat rubs off you it's placing it's scent on you and saying that IT owns YOU. Cats are fucks.

what is the dog doing?

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ITT: Foreveralones "cringing" at two happy people getting married.

looks like run of the mill garbage to be honest.

Go home Downey you're drunk

dumblr

there goes my fantasy sides

it's not random though. it's all relevant as they like those things and it's his birthday.

you sound like a hateful sheep.

It's not exactly a myth. You want low brightness, but high contrast.

Yellow and blue work well.

Not even really trying to hide it anymore.

>happy
>married

lol

Cred Forums's favorite

>tfw no female orbiters

Im sure it did you retard weeb. You are as cringe and stupid as they are.

what's the game though, I bet it's Life is Strange or Undertale or any other overhype indie garbage

That is literally anything but subtle.

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>hes not on Cred Forums all day
haha holy fuck

ome welk?
I don't get it

THANK YOU JESUS FOR LORD PRESIDENT TRUMP

isn't the avg height of women shorter than him anyway?
If he wanted to find a sexy non-asian or hispanic man he'd be the lil bitch for sure

what a qt

I just got a girlfriend for the first time, somehow a beautiful and fit girl looked past my appearance and realized I'm actually pretty cool and likes me

I worry every single day she's going to leave me or cheat on me, I feel anxiety when ever I send a text and she doesn't answer immediately, and she has never given me a reason to be suspicious. It is all 100% my own paranoia and low self esteem

this is hell....I was better off alone


p-please don't leave me ;_;

Cute Gif. I'm taking it.

this has to be shitposting I mean, come on...

I've been with the same woman for going on 10 fucking years.

The most pop culture thing she's done so far for me is bought me a couple DVDs from childhood movies I loved.

And pointed out a Nightmare before christmas shitty 3$ wallet from FYE, or a Bobba Fett T-Shirt at walmart, because our son said I was brown like Boba Fett and liked me having the T-Shirt to wear. (He's a quarter mulatto, so he looks more Caucasian then negro.)

I'd be weirded the fuck out if she got me some sort of package filled with a bunch of stupid shit.

>no safety to be found in a sword
There definitely is. You are much safer with it than without. Fucking moron

This just makes me jealous. That dude has a qt3.14 girl that makes him cakes and supports his interests.

This person was arrested, by the way

I know he was into some freaky shit with the banana and all... but this... why would he do that?

Bracers are good people and are to be respected

100% OUR GUY

Fucking pointless gif

I don't think you understand, a tattoo artist's name is generally linked to every piece he/she does. I mean I know every tatt they do is a paycheck, I've got several myself and the cheapest would've been like $400, but there's more going on, notably...
>they have to put the time into drawing and tattooing that shit
My tattooist turns away any Australian flag tatts for this exact reason, he finds them so fucking boring to do.
>even if they don't save pics of their tatts somewhere as a portfolio, people can still go around and when prompted, tell others who tattooed them

it's not that it's bad for my eyes. I just prefer white text on dark backgrounds

The frustrating thing about this is that it reaches pretty hard. Discounting the fact it's shoehorned into Zelda the "wise pacifist old man giving somebody a weapon with a heavy heart" is neat. But
>It will keep me safe?
>No
That's literally why he's giving Link the sword. It fucks up the whole wise thing and just turns him into a mouthpiece for the authors agenda, rather than something done to be interesting.

>fairly subtle

Were you born retarded or did it develop over time?

Last comment says Final Fantasy.

That's actually a nice gesture.
The only cringe I found there would be wearing the shirt and glasses in public.

It's Swedish.

For a good minute there I thought that was Ted Cruz
Top kek

That dude in the bottom left looks kinda cute

>tfw no gf to bake me gamer cakes

>you haven't deleted your Facebook account so I can assume you're into me
No he's still got her beat

would gladly whet my whistle on those fun bags

so what? tons of morons are happily married to other morons.

How have SJW's won Star Wars? Disney isn't even doing a terrible job. I'm excited for Rogue One.

POTATO xD

How is that cringe? It's cute and she's cute.

same

>my gender can be very fluid
he/she wot ?

I don't know, they just hide somewhere and manage to not get cynical and real like all the rest of us.

excuse me

Non-white main character. Suck on this, stormweenie.

a manchild with a loving, vidya playing wife that is

>Happy Diablo III Ryan
What did she mean by this?

How does Cred Forums come up with this bullshit?

I agree with this. non-gamers who haven't played portal would just see it as a generic portal joke so it stands up pretty well.

You literally only care because of tits and her face

If it were a dude making a Twilight or Bieber cake for his girl, you'd all freak the fuck out

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He looks like a druggy

Sorry Kitty, I forgot that you had claws

>chocolate and pear crumble

yes

Man, I know exactly how you feel.
You shouldn't worry too much, she would have left you by now if she didn't like you.

Just don't message her all the time and leave her some space.
Woman hate it when you get all clingy.

Also be prepared for the worst time in your entire life if she actually does leave you. It never stops hurting

ah, you mean the meme that spawned here?

Why? I worked in IT and bought this shirt, different fonts though. It was simply white on black "I will not fix your computer".

REALLY useful in family reunions.

he's just italian. They all look like druggies.

what the fuck were they thinking?
youtube.com/watch?v=-ghuo4Uda7o

Why are you describing your taste?

Depends.
Are you female (male) ?

Chill. Your paranoia will drive her away.

If she leaves, she leaves. But make sure it's not because you were too insecure.

This isn't /r9k/. I'm not some desperate lonely virgin desperate for any female that will have me.

that smug manlet is kinda qt

you're right. I like that anime and it's fucking garbage

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Cred Forums is jaded

Does SJW just mean not a racist now?

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you don't know how much watching her favorite movies and shows and even reading some books goes into getting that one cake and like maybe one weekend of fun with a game

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kek

Why would I care? It's a sweet gesture.
Also, if your boyfriend make you a Justin Bieber cake, he's talented.

She's beautiful. Jesus

Needs spellchecker, but I'd buy it if there are pictures of the bleach drinking.

i am cringing

but what makes you think the person in OPs pic doesn't have a gf that really likes pokemon and would love that kind of proposal?

>below 6 foot manlet
>anything but disgusting

>proud jewish LGBT support
>location: israel
>invest in my shitty virtual currency, goy

Come on. This has to be fake

Anyone have the one where that pony is in Auschwitz

I hope my profile gets screencapped one of these days

when memes go too far

It's possible she will like it, but that doesn't make it OK. It just means two mental children are getting married

>not posting the real version

>forever
good goy

>never had a eye opening experience

Some of these are just funny as fuck

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what makes you think that your lifestyle is superior?

Does he not have eye balls?

People with disposable income to spend on video games, a nice wedding, and a photographer.

SO CRINGE!!!

whatever you say champ! :^)

That is not exactly cringe, just how tumblr expresses love to others.

Also
>That code

[code]
Public static void main(String args){
System out println("i love you")
}

[/code]

what the fuck!?

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why did this guy settle for dodger he could do way better

he's british though

When all you do 24/7 is shitpost about politics, you become very adept at it
>mfw Cred Forums managed to get their memes on more than three separate news stations during primetime coverage multiple times

>Tsundere text
>Image doesn't even look like a tsundere
Yes I know Biri Biri is tsun but that image is still retarded since she looks angry and note tsun and not dere.

>Having a doormat
>Not taking off your shoes before enterting a house

>Happy Diablo III Ryan
what was the true meaning of this?

Nah.

There was a years old video of a Persona 5 furfag dream with the song "Players" by Clazziquai, but i can't find it anymore.

>but that doesn't make it OK
then what makes any kind of unique proposal okay, if it doesn't matter that the people involved really enjoy it?
why does Cred Forums have this intense hatred of people enjoying videogames? Is it autism?

He had a tale removed.

Your code has even more errors than the original, you retard.

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It's only really cringe if you watch the show and know that Pinkamena or whatever is a pony name. For most people it just sounds like a weird name

Jeus fuckin hell

I'm starting to believe kek is a real entity

>settle
Come on brah.

What? You take shoes inside the house

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looks like he's got italian spaghetti sauce blood to me, pham. Doesn't matter where he lives.

2011, the post. I mean, back then these games were both relevant and reddit wasn't *completely* tired and shitty yet. Still some low hang memes, though.

Being agnostic isn't an alternative to being theist or atheist. The prefix "a" means not, so atheist just means not theist. If you are not a theist then you are atheist.

Post it, nigger

obviously it doesn't "matter" in the grand scheme of the universe, it's just tacky and immature and cringey, thus why it's in this thread
it's actually possible to enjoy video games without making referencing games the whole of your personality, manifest in all things you do
some people would just enjoy video games and also propose to their gf like a normal adult human

Many wedding proposals do that. It's normal.

>I worry every single day she's going to leave me or cheat on me, I feel anxiety when ever I send a text and she doesn't answer immediately, and she has never given me a reason to be suspicious.

Let it go man, you have no control over what happens so there's no point in worrying. Enjoy what you have now instead of worrying about what you might not tomorrow.

Being that desperate is a guaranteed way to lose her.

>INVEST IN CORECOINS!
Like a true jew

This is actually giving me a headache, how can these people be so useless, and so defensive about it at the same time? jesus christ

hey wait a minute this isnt cringe at all

what the fuck

Barneyfags really deserve death.

You're retarded. It'd be

public class love {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("I love you");
}
}

The cringe part is that she took pictures of it and posted it on the internet for attention.

Invalid constructor maybe?

Should have just pierced it with a standard ring.

>always said 'gg ez' only after my team barely won
>faggots on the other team become enraged
>tell them they should try harder next time
>mfw they can't say shit without looking incredibly salty

Why do 4 letters hold so much power?

HOLD THE FUCK ON

ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT LOT WAS ABOUT TO GIVE UP HIS DAUGHTERS TO RAPISTS?

and Cred Forumsirgins say pc gaming isnt expensive

>13% of population
>50% of homicides

>Dawkins
>He doesn't know a lot of their writers for the show are christain

Hi chuske

>holohoax
>greatest war crime in history

*chuckles*

In my defense i have 0 programming skills.

Marriage is supposed to have an enormous religious meaning or at the very least show that you love someone so much that youre willing to spend the rest of your life together and stick with her even if she gets ill/loses her legs or some shit. Plus, thanks to modern laws, youre basically giving your wife a gun to your had and a knife to your balls that she can use to ruin your life any given second, you trust her THAT much.
Asking for marriage is incredibly intimate and should be abound the bond between the two, not some kids cartoon that millions of people play. The love of your life has nothing to do with fucking Pokemon.

I'd go and check the club out, it might be fun. There's a good chance only the one person who made this ad is a weeb and the rest of the club might be normal.

Thanks fag

They don't, it's the autists on the other side that would get offended at LITERALLY anything.

At first I thought 'hah that's hilarious, are people really that pathetic?' then I remembered whenever I play games with my friend's kid and he starts giving me smack talk, I rage internally and step up up my game, then feel extremely satisfied whenever I beat him and he gets visibly mad.

I was going to finish this post with 'but at least I don't go whining about it online' then realised that's exactly what I'm doing. I suck.

Isn't it great?

Down south we have this dumb tradition of high school homecoming dates exchanging mums and garters (see picture).

My date sophomore year put a little bear on mine dressed in Raiden's skull suit from MGS2 (I was really obsessed with MGS2 at the time).

If I had a picture, it'd be worthy of contribution. It was stupid and silly. But it was the first step in me getting comfortable with dating girls. I dated and hooked up with a ton of girls over the next 7 years before meeting my current gf (who I'll probably marry).

Doing lame, awkward shit was the first step in all of that.

How many of you have taken the first step?

Looks like the one projecting is you, little man.

>He actually has friends to play monster hunter with and girls to fuck afterward

jelly

>Freddie Spaghettii

kek

at least you don't report people, right?
at least you don't post long write-ups trying to get a moral panic going, and demanding the developers take action?

Buying a wedding ring and getting married doesn't seem very immature to me. The fact that the theme is a video game and this triggers you somehow doesn't change that.
It may be tacky, yeah, but so is doing a proposal on the big screen of a sports game or otherwise making a big deal of it in public.

If the dude dressed like ash ketchum and made a loud disruption in a crowded place I would agree but if it was a private proposal that he just took a picture of to show his friends I don't see anything wrong with that at all.

>I suck.
We all do, user.

cringed @ u r post desu

>greatest war crime in history
oy vey

>not dere.
She's blushing like a slut.

I swear that none of these words actually mean anything, and that people label themselves with them to try to come off as interesting.

It's a reference to Portal
It would say Welcome but the Welk has been moved to end.
Its really nothing more than "Hey, That's kinda cool" if you do get it.

honestly I'd probably assume it was a fan of ICP if I didn't know better

this

Yeah you see, Barneyfags really should not exist.

Yeah I suppose it could be worse, thanks guys.

wait a minute... that shadow....
is that a merchant?

not all of us are smiley faggots who need to do autistic shit in order to speak to women

How can these people function in real life if they get so butthurt over a video game?

>because antisemtism is SOOOOOOOOO hillarious
youtube.com/watch?v=3TTFVl_V-4o

is the joke that she's dancing on the remains of stuff from the 70s and nobody in their 20s and early 30s today gives a shit?

yes, enjoy ruining your parents childhood

> that doggo slaying some pussy right there

I wasn't prepared for this

By this logic, blizzard hasn't done anything wrong either, as they just changed the colors on your screen to say "BANNED" on it.

youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

what have you guys summoned

My friend's baby likes Teletubbies, I half-watched about an hour of that shit a while ago, holy shit I wanted to kill myself. Babies confirmed for shit taste.

good for you.

honestly I mean that