You have 15 seconds to explain why you aren't playing video games RIGHT NOW

You have 15 seconds to explain why you aren't playing video games RIGHT NOW

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Can't decide what to play, looking on Cred Forums to see if i can find something interesting to pirate.

Im at work and i need normie bucks to keep my dwindling social life going

I just played Duck Dynasty for 2 hours. I'm just taking a break.

I'm fucking hung over and I don't feel like playing any video games

Shit keeps going wrong in Maplestory

Now I'm watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and shitposting

Why would I? They are boring

I just woke up, fuck. Gimme a minute to brew my coffee.

I browse v in between games in various multiplayer games while its loading.

2 cups pls

>playing video games
>not making them

Step up your game OP

I don't really like videogames, I just pretend that I do to fit in. I come on Cred Forums to see what's popular so that I can seem like I know what I'm talking about if games get brought up.

I refuse to believe this is true

Im cooking food

I am. Prince of Persia the Forgotten Sands.

I'm sorry user, I don't really know how to prove it. It is true though.

I am at work ;~;

I got better things to do IRL. Also, muh crippling depression is still killing me slowly from the inside.

I have to play through MGS2 before I play MGS3 and I really don't want to

Just stopped 30 seconds ago. Taking a break for lunch. Get off my back nigga

i played videogames for 2 hours straight, i'm tired

Of course it's true you faget, the dude is collecting pepes.

Because my kids are playing and they have their friends over to play, too. Growing up is a nightmare. Don't even try it.

Why do you have to? Just play 3.

Wow, do you have to be such a fucking asshole about it? Nobody asked if you were working, why do you have to FUCKING ATALK ABOUT IT WHEN NOBODIY IS EEVEN TALKING ABOUT IT HJEESUS FUCKING FCHRIST FUCK YOU AND DIE I HATE YOU SO MMUIHC

But I am

Because I'm downloading a bidya game my dude

Bruh, just read up a wiki or something and skip MGS2

Im triying to open my snes's RF cable YOU FUCKING SCREWED SCREW REEEEEEEEE

My backlog is huge and for some reason I can only stick with a game for an hour at a time unless I'm really invested in it.

I wish Halo 3 was still alive.

Cause I just got done playing Sly 2 for like two hours and am taking a break to check emails and shit.

im taking a shit

The real question is...why aren't YOU playing video games right now!!

I'm taking a break from cleaning my dirty shithole of an apartment. Don't really have time for vidya.

work

I just got home from a Playstation VR demo actually.

I don't play video games or have the money to buy video games but I do browse Cred Forums every day.

Too hungover to play Battlerite just yet

my pc died using a laptop that can hardly open 5 tabs
currently looking at parts for a new one and some opinions would be nice please
this is what i have picked out so far
intel i-5 6600k
Cooler Master Hyper D92
ASUS Z170-A ATX
Ballistix Sport LT 8GB Single DDR4 2400 MT/s
ASUS GeForce 1060 6GB dual fan OC Edition
Evga 500W white

also some seagate 1tb hdd from my old rig i'll consider getting a sdd later if anyone is wondering

I just finished a 5 hour session playing Alien: Isolation.

I think I found the reason why games have been a drag to play for the past few months; I always have my television on for background noise, so I cant really get immersed in the game because I'm more focused on what Larry David is doing. Since Alien: Isolation relies so much on sound, I had to turn off the T.V. and solely play the game. I've been having a nice time

/blog

You on meds for it brah?

I'd get a stronger power supply, and an i-7 series CPU

Everything else looks gravy

I like how everyone actually has good reasons.

Fuck games

Hey fuck you bro

Not him, but I've always thought that high-tier i5s for just gaming are good.

Is it not the case?

I'm at work.

>muh depression
kys

Because I'm laying in bed still at 3pm.

already played my daily dose of Football Manager and was gonna fire up Stardew Valley again but I just saw CApe's tweet that 1.1 is just around the corner and I decided to wait a few days before starting a new save

it is.

just woke up. thinking what i want to cook. probably gonna go play more gravity rush soon so calm your ass down.

Nope, not for now. That kinda reminds me that I probably need to see a psychiatrist asap just to see how bad my depression is. For now, the best I can do is try to fuck things up less often so that my brain doesn't go full suicidal.

Don't you have to pee?

Aren't you hungry?

Because I'm pooping, and just not really into mobile gaming.

I'm at work

>playing video games every minute of your free time

I've played for a few hours already today.

Just closed my W3 window.
I can't play all day due to my short attention span.

I want your pepe folder

Just imagine you're Truman in The Truman Show and everything will get better babaloo

I wish my poops were longer. I always poop just long enough to get bored without a phone, but not quite long enough for me to get invested in whatever I'm watching/reading

aw shoot do i really need a stronger psu?
used a psu calculator and said it would still use under 400W

also the most intensive stuff i'll be doing is gaming, don't even know when i'll get to the latest stuff desu, so i don't need an ultra processor

I usually only eat once or twice a day so if I'm sedentary enough I can make it to dinner time before getting really hungry. When I'm active I need to eat more.

I actually just walked away from fallout because im waiting for weed

I'm about to start the first Ys, right after that Youtube video.

Just ranked up and completed Uriens trials in SF V.
Maybe I'll play something else later.

>shitposting on Cred Forums when you aren't spending every minute of your freetime playing vidya

I can't see how thats any better

i'm masturbating

Because it's my birthday and I haven't even seen anybody yet. I plan to finish up Rise of the Tomb Raider later.

I'm sorry, if I give it away, they wouldn't be rare anymore.

I just got to alltrades abbey and started autistically grinding vocations in the slime tablet. I need a break.

b-but I'll never post them anywhere I swear

Skylake i7 is about 14% better than the i5. Plus, you won't just be playing games. You will most likely be running other software along side your game of choice. An i7 is only 100 dollars more than an i5. Why wouldn't you just get the i7?

I have no friends to play with

im reading a post by a guy who rather shitpost than play games ask me about why im not playing video games right now.

Quick, give me a reason to not play video games and watch a TV show instead.

Because I wish I was a girl

cause i crash if i play fallout 3 for more than 30 minutes.

Because the side stuff will be google at most

I don't render/record videos or anything like that.

Why should I get an i7.

Because I fucking said so

I just played couple hours of Payday 2. The mouthbreathing community in this fucking game really sucks the motivation to play out of you.

But I am

Get better fans holy shit.

You don't happen to work for intel, do you?

Because I'm watching College football.

i'm pooping

>Dual Persona
Why do I now want to see a genderbent faggot fight against his previous self like something out of MGS

lol

why tho

>100
Feminization
>90
New Start
>80
Beautiful Look
>30
Yuri Route
>0
Curious
>-10
EXTRA Fertility Plus
>20

There we go.

Because it's Saturday.

>Faster pace than NFL games
>more daring plays
>more games to pick and choose from
>better looking cheerleaders
>less commercials than NFL games

I also just like handegg in general

>wanting to get pregnant
Should have gone with the government sex program.

>about 14% better for only $100 more

>fight
You mean with their genitals?

I needed the points and since I'm into girls, that won't be a problem... Right?

No
but when you put it that way it makes it extremely funnier so maybe now

Im at work nigga

imblying I'll show my username.
It's PSN I bet I could get hacked by anyone who even tries with low efforts

I'm phone posting in a dental wait room

dont have shit to play, nothing seems interesting enough to spend time on

N- no. Of course not! But you know you want an i7 user

I have to go on Tuesday, they gave me an occlusal splint because my jaw is all fucked up

The dental assistant has nice tiddies

An i5 is all you need, the only difference would be like a 1 fps for almost all games. Even if you were recoding and rendering video at the same time while your playing. There's little to no difference. The only games you would see a noticeable fps boost would be rts games

>Just bought and installed a new GPU
>I'm still not playing video games

I've got another hour left at my dumb part-time job. Then it's videogames til 7 when the normies are making me go out.

I believe there are a lot of ppl on Cred Forums like this

Anyone care to trade a steam game with me? I have Xenoverse with all the DLC, looking for something in return

I had the same thing when I bought new PC.
It's normal you get overhyped how many games you'll be able to play better and when you finally settle you just don't care.
After a while you'll start playing vidya again

...

Gotta tell us the story, you teasing faggot.

Yo

that sucks

THIS.
Fuck, I want to find a fun multiplayer game, or a comfy singleplayer game.
I completed diablo 2 and chibi-robo, tried to enjoy alpha protocol, but just couldn't get into it - now im dry.

i remember when i broke both my wrists
rubbing one out was an ordeal

F

I'm translating some stuff while waiting an update.

Have you tried emulating shit?

SOMEONE TRADE ME FOR THIS FUCKING GAME DO IT DO IT YOU FUCKS DO IT

Kinda feels like cheating, since it gives free points and has absolutely no effect unless you also get bending society. Still, I'd do the same myself, since there's so few options for getting extra points.

I am, having lots of fun too

As I get close to the end of this game, I'm realizing that I never beat it when it originally came out. Glad I decided to play it again.

I just finished Ori

was good but kinda short and easy

I just played 2 round of 2142

You don't sound like a cute anime girl user

I'm at work

I just want to play a online game and chill with people but i hate fucking MMOs

is there anything inteesting? also is GW2 even worth trying now when its f2p?

I guess it's time I reveal my..true self

Now take this game off my hands and give me what I want

No

Grand Theft Auto Online, but it still is a MMO at its core and the community isn't that good, including the general in /vg/.

pls

Too many games I need to play, which makes me want to play none.

Do people actually play games before 6 pm? Even if I don't have anything else to do, it still feels weird playing vidya before at least sunset for me.

...

but I am

I'm on my lunch break. I'll play more Bloodborne when I get home I promise don't hurt me

Because I'm waiting for my friend to get his beer.

Anybody else gets infuriate by pictures such as the OP one? When 3D pigs photoshop 2D-like features such as blush to them in order to make themselves look prettier. This shit is so fucking disgusting

I played 16 hours of EU4 yesterday.

Kind of burned myself out for today.

Prease understand

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I'm going to bed and watching some star trek.

im poopin

me 2, hows it going so far

I'm fapping even though I don't want to and is probably an addiction at this point.

But I am

You just are bored, user. Find something else to do.

Talk

post run shits so it's a step above diarrhea

>finished woking at 1AM
>started getting drunk at 2:30AM
>fucking finally, tomorrow is my day off, gotta play the shit out of my favourite MMOG
>login at 3AM
>nobody is fucking in... no team members, empty lobby...
>GODFUCKING DAMMIT NO
>maintenance day
>server shut off 1 hour later
>didn't do shit meanwhile, just kept drinking
>old MMOG servers shut down early this year
>try to find an alternative
>fucked up the delicate router system that gives me internet access while trying
>reset and setup every router while still drinking and completely drunk
>9AM
>thank god servers are back
>NOPE
>still one hour left
>fuck this, i'm hungry
>go to a bar to get a sandwich
>also like 4 beers
>11AM
>get back at home
>will just take a shit and go to bed
>girlfriend wakes up and finds out i'm really, REALLY drunk
>starts yelling and screaming
>lock myself in the bathroom and take a shit
>she keeps getting louder and louder
>punch the fucking door without my pants on
>slipping and hitting the fucking glass with my fist
>blood spraying everywhere
>pass out
>they take me at the hospital with shit still hanging from my ass
>surgery today because some tendons got cut

god i fucking hate maintenance day

I'm watching star trek ds9 right now, I hate videogames anyways.

The fuck? What kind of arbitrary bullshit is that?

At work. I can browse on my phone because i just sit aroud waiting for orders.

I don't own any gaming systems or a PC with the proper hardware

I'm thinking about getting into gaming for the first time in my life at 33.

What should I get?

PC?
Xbox One?
PS4?

Why?

I'm kind of leaning towards either PC or PS4 but I'm totally ignorant about this stuff.

Because I'm about to go to bed. I was just playing Thief:Gold, though

PROMOTIONS

PC if you've got the funds

This reminds me of the guy with both broken arms; his mom would jerk him off because he needed to release some tension, and it evolved from there.

Consoles, particularly handhelds are pretty good if you are just starting gaming. Try a Nintendo 3DS.

Because I literally just finished Div:OS2's first act.
Why was it so god-tier, Cred Forums?

I played a bit of it with a friend the day they released it, but haven't touched it since because we've been waiting to get together and 4man it. Is it that good? How long does this first act last?

Took us 30 hours, but we're slow as shit. I'd say 20-25 is reasonable if you aim to explore and do as much as you can.

>Is it that good?
I didn't have this much fun in any rpg in a long, long time. It's fantastic.

That's way more content than I was expecting, nice. I loved the first Original Sin, and from what I played this one was looking good. Glad to hear it's likely going to live up to our expectations.

im watching sum digimon try and after that i watch macross delta
also gonna read some mangas
gonna be a comfy night
i still wasted like 5 hours on completing the pokedex in alpha saphire

I don't know what to play

I'm depressed and can't bring myself to do anything except mindlessly browse Cred Forums.

The 6th game in your backlog, alphabetically of course.

I'm outside with friends.

well, shit happens I guess

Make a strawpoll

Im taking a shit, but I left Dragon Dogma paused, making a New Arisen and Pawn for second pt

>mfw I go on wikis for games and research them so I can take part in threads on Cred Forums without actually playing the game
>am in every MGS thread arguing about theories and which game is best even though I've never even played any of them

The only ones that come to mind are Sm4sh and earthbound, both of which are great games that I enjoy, but I don't feel like playing either right now.
My sm4sh mods just broke to the point the game no longer loads if I try to load it modded because I tried to fix something and I have no idea what the fuck went wrong which really puts me off the mood to play sm4sh.
I also don't play RPGs that have the slightest hint of depth when I'm tired.
Since I'm already mentally challenged, I just end up running in circles or getting killed by the stupidest shit over and over.

die

Re-try Alpha Protocol, but don't use guns, this will make your enjoyment of the game x10 better.

My comrades told the Ministry of Finance about my sudden wealth and am now being investigated. G-glory to Arstotzka!

Because I stayed up until 6 in the morning last night downloading MissaX videos and edging for 5 hours to the point where my cock was sore. Now I've got a headache and I'm drinking coffee and giving my dick and balls time to recuperate after the traumatic ordeal they had yesterday.

I'll play videogames at some point but I just need a bit of rest.

I'm burnt out on all the games I have and nothing I want comes out until Octopus.

so what's your favourite MGS game based on your wiki research?

>even though I've never even played any of them

My hands are in intense pain from moving a couch, redoing steps, playing guitar, and hunting monsters all day.

I'm mostly lurking right now, but for some reason I felt the need to reply because MY FUCKING HANDS HURT SO GODDAMN MUCH HOLY FUCK MAKE IT STOP.

just got done buying my new computer parts
also i need to crank one out

Wear gloves, newbie. You might not think you need to when you're moving furniture but it really helps. Same when you're building staircases. Depending on how much you're doing there you'll probably have to take them off to do carriage bolts and shit but still worthwhile

im watching gag reels from Sons of Anarchy

cool, cool..

Now watch this
youtu.be/xmaIx2MBoc8

i'm eating kebab

I live on a beach in Florida but haven't actually stepped foot on the sand in at least six months.

im spinning around in my chair

Spun it good

>getting drunk
>punching shit in your house
>having a gf
you deserved it faggot

i did im going really fast

Fuckin lol

Can't decide which one to play, help.

Obviously NOFL

csgo

But I am

tf2

Because I have to walk my dogs.

Because I just finished Half Life 2: Episode 2

well fuck you too

I'm afraid that I've been depressed for so long that I wouldn't be able to tell what "normal" is supposed to be

>studying for a test that happened this friday
>really wanted to finish Metroid Fusion and SMT IV Apocalypse
>finally come back
>end up sleeping because I thought I was going out with a friend that night
>he chickened out
>mad as fuck
>play SMT till the Fairy Forest
>music was comfy
>dl soundtrack and decided to sleep while listening to Fairy Forest theme
I need new friends too bad I suck at making new ones

Obviously NOFL

I constantly have hearthstone open in another tab, so I am

Because I'm on Cred Forums

Do you find yourself loathing every action you take and thinking "I'm gonna fucking kill myself" multiple times throughout the day? Normal is something different than that user. We all deserve it.

I'm browsing Cred Forums while I shit at work

Also invited classmate to go out that night too but she declined weird thing is that I wasn't sad or anything by that
Oh well, at least I managed to muster up some courage

Waiting for my 3DS to finish charging so I can play through Star Fox 64 3D.

I just spent a good 2 hours catching up on skipped quests in Etrian Odyssey 5, I need a break from the dungeon.

thanks senpai

I do that with Cred Forums

>tfw no matter what I do I get sleepy when playing video games/watching TV or anime
I think I'm narcoleptic...

I've had some suicidal thoughts but not every day. I find myself not wanting to do anything and everything anyone suggests just seems like a pain to me. So it's like I'm trying to just untangle myself from all responsiblity so I can let the day go by and end so I can go back to sleep. I feel like I have serious case of brain fog where I just don't feel present anymore and I catch myself thinking "God damn this is reality, this right now" but it doesn't feel like I'm that present.

they're all shit

I'm currently working towards some competitively trained Pokemon while browsing Cred Forums to make it less boring.

Sounds like we think a bit differently. I can understand not feeling like this is reality, but I blame myself for everything and think the world would be a better place without me.

Do people actually read these sort of comics in high enough quantities for them to be lucrative? I mean, they're not particularly well drawn.

But look at da funny faces haw haw

LOL

I have a project to finish.

right, but this doesn't motivate you to get out there and start working a job and not being a burden on anyone?

Or you can just stop being a little bitch.

...

What's a good ps3 game? I have valkyrie chronicles but looking to expand my collection

Just put Liru on my Full HD 55'' TV

This is freaking amazing

that's why i play runescape, because you dont have to pay attention 90% of the time

can't decide and the terminator is on. it's a great movie. i just bought god of war saga, i played 1 twice- ps2 and master. i played two but don't remember playing it.

because CCL isn't updated for RimWorld v15 yet

but i am

>my pc died
PCs don't just "die" unless they were completely fried by some kind of electrical damage. I assume a single part in your rig is faulty (usually power supply or one of your motherboard components) and rather than troubleshoot and replace the single part that's actually broken, you're replacing the entire computer.

Why anyone would do this is a mystery to me.
Laziness? Don't fully understand how computers work? You (or your parents) have a lot of extra money to spend on a new computer?

Not trying to be harsh or overcritical here, I just see it too often. People overreacting to a single piece of failed hardware and building a new rig completely from scratch. Just because your computer is a few years old and you want to 'upgrade' doesn't mean you should start over from scratch.

>tfw male and considering breast reduction srugery

SotC HD, RDR

it was a budget pc was going on 6 years old
amd 965 black
amd mobo (which is probably the problem; already troubleshot)
gtx 460 (768MB) had a gtx480 but that died last year and 460 was a backup
the ram i wanted to save tho but its ddr3

sorry i get what you mean but it wasn't like i used it for 2 years and decided to replace the entire thing. kinda needed an overhaul

>I was preparing to mount the mirror I bought from IKEA to my wall
>48.75" wide
>72" tall
>go through the prep of doing it, mark locations on the wall, go pop the carboard off the mirror
>4th screw mounting bracket doesn't exist
>mirror is now imbalanced
>there's no screwholes for where the mounting bracket should be either
>IKEA is 45m from my place

Well, I GUESS I COULD PLAY SOME FUCKING VIDEO GAMES.

>Feminization: 10pts
>New Start: 10pts
>Beautiful Look: 50pts
>Dual Persona: 20pts
>Curious: 10pts

I'd abuse the fuck out of this to troll the shit out of people, while doing what I want in life in terms of hobbies and interests.

Just played for two hours. Break time, nigga.

waiting for my gayming build to arrive in 4 days or so, i can't be arsed to play anything on this piece of shit, though i'm killing time by playing some Neverwinter nights 2

I am enjoying posting here and on /tg/

Video games will come later, when I am drunk

If you skip MGS2 then you miss out on some of the best moments in the series

Those faggots who told you to skip it are either baiting or legitimately dont care about the game and what it was trying to do. In comparison MGS3 is a straight up downgrade

You should just kill yourself

why don't you want to?

MGS2 is fantastic

Im out for a smoke and decided to quickly check Cred Forums

Imma be back on em tho... imma be back on em

I finished Yakuza 3 today and beat Layers of Fear in one sitting. I think im burnt out.

Mummy says I can't play video games until I finish my tendies.