Not playing as a paladin in every RPG you play

>not playing as a paladin in every RPG you play
What is your excuse, heathen?

Saradomin is a total gay.
That is mine.

Because im Mujahid

I do main pallys in every rpg ever.
>plate armor
>giant hammer
>healing spells

Pallys can solo anyone and anything and are objectively the best class in any rpg. OP class ftw

because i'm not a religious zealot

warrior > paladin

i'm playing one right now

>warrior vs pally
>pally is every thing the warrior is except the pally can heal
>get rekt warrior

Any backstory how Michael Jordan get into the fantasy stuff?

He's preaching the word of b-ball throughout the Forgotten Realms.

i don't have autism

Found the magic user

I try to play witch hunter

>implying you'll even have time to cast a spell

>not maining neckbeard class Assassin
you too scared to hurt yourself a lot just to grow OP and deal a shitton of damage?

>implying that ever happens
Pally is always a gimped warrior who can maybe heal, just a little

There better be Charles Barkley hanging around there.

Druids are better

I like spells.

Elemental merchant is how I play these types of games

Might and Magic
Every D&D game except for maybe epic levels in AD&D

>Not crusading for Jerusalem

>not being a clericbro
i like paladins but clerics are bro tier

>healing dying battle
>being too pussy to take hits like a man
Faggot detected

Because my axe is better.

Their abilities seem hyperspecific for smiting forces of darkness.
I find it hard to picture them being particularly effective against opponent that are not undead or demons or some shit.

>dying
Meant to say during

>Not being a Samurai.

*apears at the drops of cherry blossoms and cuts across the earth in a flash. every fool before me dies with superior japenes steel*

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they're my second option after battlemage

>any type of magical swordsman
>instead of training and physical strength they use magic to guide their blade
>instead of heavy and cumbersome armor they conjure magical barries to protect them

You can see him wearing armor in that shot

There's a clear layer of mithril beneath that.

I do because I'm a Mary Sue in real life (high Charisma roll and good looks did all the work) and because sword n board plus self heals are the best.

Because they fall off hard later in the game along with other martial classes. Around that time dedicated spell casters are raising the dead, raining mountains on cities, and accessing the console/command prompt of the galaxy.

>Inplying Paladins don't use miracles and holy magics
Get off my Cred Forums

what games let me be a cleric bro i wanna help my friends while smiting enemies with a great hammer

Because Diablo 3 fucked them up and made them the opposite of what Paladins should be
but I play fem crusader since they're basically true Paladins

Neverwinter Nights

I'm not a gay pedo pries tin real life

don't lie

Pathfinder if you do tabletop, not sure if you want multiplayer or have friends, but I'd recomend the old infinity engine games like Baldurs Gate and Icewind Dale if you somehow haven't played them already.

>Not being a chill af druid

Paladins are gay

"fighting for justice" kek faggots

>Devil horns
You cant fool me warlock

You can call me whatever you like, Paladin friend.