Minecon 2016

Swedecuck reporting in.

what the fuck, some "guy" has dyed red hair in there?

This ended how I hoped, with people dying

Long time Cred Forums poster since 2009.
It's only gotten better since then.

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Holy fuck, the long pauses, the people talking over each other. This is so fucking awkward.

First for best girl

Is someone gonna ask about Palmer

i see a nipple

Here.

God dammit.

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YOOOOOOOOOO

Who is the girl on the left? She's hot at fuck.

The whitest!

Thanks for taking the bullet user.

[MOUTH NOISES INTENSIFY]

she talks like a fucking retard

YES

>Chat is disabled for this live stream.
Fuck.

Jap porn is clearly the worst fucking shit ever

>Ear-splitting harpy shreaks
>Always look like they're in pain during
>This is the norm for some reason

TIME

going to need a source for this one user

QA time lads

welcome to hell

Q AND A LADS

nice

UNF

gib sauce

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Those shotas

That doesn't turn you on?

Hey guys, I think this guys gay.

You don't need a treadmill and there's plenty of other ways besides teleporting to make movement work without motion sickness.

Here's just one example
youtube.com/watch?v=lHzCmfuJYa4

Development is just barely starting for VR. So many are calling it dead now just because they're too unimaginative to see that the current iterations have room to improve.

Jesus Christ asians are so fucking hideous

use twitch
/mineconstage

Somone cucking became interesting when it was a girl instead of a guy.

she's high as fuck

MINECRAFT PIZZA IN VR

Oh boy here autism came hard and fast.

C O D E !
O
D
E
!

>that question

Alpha as fuck desu

>would we be able to order a pizza from minecraft

>order a pizza in minecraft

>that kid baiting with meme questions

The fucking bold guy tho.

Every time it goes on him I break.

That's some high tier OCD / autism there.
>that kids question about ordering pizza
Fucking hell kill me

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FUCKIN AWKWARD

CARMACK LEAVE THIS PLACE AND MAKE A NEW FUCKING BLOODY FPS PLSSS

10/10 question lmfao

>DECLAND
fuckin retard

that fucking kid is having the time of his life

A U T I S M

reporting

>john carmack wants to see story in vr

I can't wait for Carmack to start talking for a half hour answering some kid's simple question like "how did you make it"

zero fucks

>Carmack acting like he's giving a real presentation on vr
>"any questions?"
>"DURR CAN I ORDER A PIZZA IN MINECRAFT?"

>so this is Declan
>D E C L A N
>uhh yeah.. Declan..

kek

>engaged to a half-Korean

Life is good bros

ROOMSCALE RIFT AT CONNECT 3 CONFIRMED

Not sure if I can handle another Q&A, Minecon is just too much for me.

Yeah, minecraft players need to be in padded rooms

>bow doesn't use both controllers to draw/fire it

gay

>VR for some shitty block game instead of something good

POO

AUTISTIC MUSLIM CHILD

POO

AHH JESUS

A COUPLE OF
QWESHTINS

IN

SOOOOOOOOOOO WHEEEEEEEEENNNNN CAAAAAAAAAANNNN I PLAAAAAY IT?

What a retard.

Wtf this is the audience you would find if you held this thing at a Chucky Cheese

Onto the real questions.

>that kid
youtube.com/watch?v=_7FQTbd5Rrs

>you need to have a samsung phone
sellout

These poor kids can't afford this shit

Remember when controllerless gaming was the future?

Holy fuck guys, this kid got stuck on 0.5 playback.

who is this semen demon?

>Implying you wouldn't go to a Chuck. E Cheese con

>samsung vr is 99$ but you need a 599$ samsung phone

>the oculus is 599$ but you need a 1599$ pc

SOMEONE ANSWER THIS>

>that potato girl raising her hand

she was sorta cute

hope she gets to ask her question

>Gear VR
>People still using defective Note 7s
Can't wait the inevitable news reports.

the audience is the same audience as a chunky cheese so its not surprising

Post more femdom.

Carmack and Microsoft are laughing all the way to the bank knowing that these kids will make their parents by VR to play this autism simulator with block graphics

he got banned mate

SHE IS MY WIFE YOU CAN'T HAVE HER

>our VR is shit
>it won't be like Holodecks

Way to shit on your own product lmao

John Carmack shittalking vive

why ask for the price.

What is the samsung vr? Isn't it just a cheap piece of plastic stuck on your face? Why is it 100 dollaridoos?

He's obviously a ban evader.

QT LOLI AMIRITE NIGGERS?

>Apple phone
Lmao

>Chunky cheese

APPLE PHONE 7

Mileena has a qt pointy Jew nose

APPLE BTFO

Pretty much.
You can also use Google Cardboard or anything like that.
I recently got one for free and they're honestly petty shit.

>apple phone

phone strapped to goggles

that camera man coughing though

Has a touchpad and its own gyros. That's pretty much it. Should be $50 but they gave a shitload away for free.

would you?

aw cute

>talking about c++ to a kid

yea i got mine for free and its breddy gud

Are they choking someone to death backstage?

is it safe to have a smartphone that close to your eyes/brain for extended periods of time?

It sounds more safe to have just a monitor

back to Cred Forums

banned

MADMAN

happy birthday man

I KNEW IT HAHAHA

FUZEIT

SUBSCRIBE TO ME

>Subscribe to me
Someone kill him

>VR IS AWESOME
>VR IS THE FUTURE

...what.

oh god

>shill whoring

Yes but you're likely to get dizzy after a while.

CRINGE
R
I
N
G
E

Cred Forums help

>THAT FUCKING GUY SHILLING HIS CHANNEL
OH MY GOOD LORD

Speaking of code, rewrite your fucking voxel engine. It is the shittest one around that makes 80s 3D look good.

They should full-on hire Carmack.
Then Minecraft might not lag in singleplayer with a world higher than 256.

Oh GOD.

>Shilling a crap youtube channel.
Wew lad.

would you sub to him?

Remember to read your SICP today.

i bet you don't even report e-celeb threads on Cred Forums

WHAT THE FUCK

>Facebook gave Carmack grey hairs

Not any more dangerous than keeping it in your pocket all day.
Enjoy your nut cancer

subscribercounter.com/#!/UCEDI-NFZSyALtCJsimyr7fQ

I would not.

I bet his videos are shit

>worked through all of SICP while I was unemployed
>now I'm a Javascript programmer

Fugggggggggggggggggggg

>WILL VR WORK ON A MAC

>21k subs

Damn

The joke is on you, I don't carry a smartphone with me at all, and I've been seriously thinking of going back to flip phones because muh freedoms

Gross.

The lady in grey is CUTE

>no vr for apple users
LUL GET REKT

can I play on a Apple?

Mac BTFO

>Javascript

What was his youtube name again?

>that Q&A
End the pain that is my life

Phone radiation isn't ionizing.

IT doesn't matter how intense it is, it won't fuck with your head because there is nothing to conduct it. (unless you have metal in your head for some reason)

Did I miss the Q&A ?

30 MINUTES UNTIL COSTUME CONTEST

>admitting you have no social life

The joke is your life

>bri-ish accent

dropped

>shill his shitty channel on minecon
>do degenerate shit for reaching a set amount of subs

Fuse it, just some minecraft shit.

>remember playing minecraft with Cred Forums
>it turned to shit
what went wrong?
rip in peace Cred Forumsolcano. fucking Cred Forums came out of nowhere man.

moar

Haven't touched the game since the hunger update.

What the actual fuck is going on at this con.
Is this what Minecraft has been reduced to?

>not being able to communicate with smoke signals
get on my level, pleb

Surely you aren't one of those faggots that use jQuery and all those other shit libraries and you are actually a god-tier own-code writer.

Why is the hall so empty? I thought Minecraft was one of the most sold games ever.

Jesus Christ, this is still a thing? Minecraft has been becoming very irrelevant the last year, I'm surprised they're still doing this Minecon shit.

slide
it
in

>dat 50k goal

Holy shit I wanna see that
What's his name again?

You missed the T&A.

"the woman just keeps jabbering on"

Are there more Q&A sessions after every segment?

>autists do the same thing over and over again
really makes u think

Because they were shilling VR. Nobody gives a fuck about VR.

Everyone is queuing for Megasuperclive2000xxx or whatever fucking youtube eceleb's autograph

Literal 10/10

It's the second most sold game ever, it's really only to be expected.

>remember playing on Loneminers with Cred Forums
>our little group were traders of information on the whereabouts of people
>we stole shit from peoples bases and blamed someone else

>lived in our huge obsidian ocean cube that went from surface to bedrock, no door, only teleporter access

RIP Loneminers.

salsa?

Did she seriously try to reference Daily Mail rag mag in California? LOLLL

why are they still talking ?

post some anal kthx

That mug actually looks pretty cool

>minecraft
>thread freaking out about tits and begging for more despite being able to type "tits" into google at any time

Yep, it's underage

>vr is huge

manlets

Well sorry for liking tits user. Stop being a fag.

>minecuck

NEVER EVER

they brought him bak

The irony of a minecraft manchild getting angry when his shit game thread gets derailed.

We want more of the specific girl, clearly.
Go back to watching your blocks humping each other.

>This dude describing headphones as if they're the newest thing.

See they enjoy this shit because they get "given" webms and gifs of tits which is a replacement for getting "given" tits irl which they've resigned themselves to the fact that they're never actually going to get.

Looking it up is too easy, they don't get the rush.

>abloo abloo
>yes
kek

Are we posting /fit/ now?

>blow up the entire world

This kid is our next mass shooter

The shota is here!

unf, that`s more like it

>the first thing I would do in vr is blow up the whole world
>adjusts his glasses

why are they bringing their wife's son?

This guy literally looks like an ayy lmao

>the thingie

>the thingy

>thingie

>>the thingie

THE THINGY?!

What anime?

Why are they all white

He looks and sounds like a retarded version of Karl Pilkington

Anything good coming up?

>deleted

boku no thingy

witch mount a chicken

Rude

Because it's not 2017 yet.

Cosplay contest

Because white people play minecraft

why are all the dads with their kids so creepy looking?

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What happened during that blackout hm?

>that guy with red dyed hair
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Cosplay contest?

Oh boy, here comes all the pedos whacking it to the kids dressed up as creepers.

creeper nip slips please

Sharpie in pooper

Stop saying sharpie

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>The official Mojang channel! All kinds of cool stuff happens here.

Well, 'cool' is used loosely

THEY KEEP ADDING PEOPLE

His teeth are really yellow

>her and her kids

literally my wife's son

Guude is about the only reasonably decent dude amongst them minecraft autismplayers.

WHADDUP

Just sit there and smile away the pain.

I don't think you guys are ready for brining esports to school

stop

D E E P
L O R E

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That character has a cock hope you're into that

>those guys behind screaming and showing memes on their phones

I want to slap shit and take my dick and mine

we need another meteor

Your dick is too small to hold the controllers massive girth.

>That kid sitting their bored out of his mind whilst 4 'adults' make autistic jokes

>"I've directed every Minecon up to now, and hopefully every one there'll ever be."
What did he mean by this?

>feminine penis

"Hopefully this will be the final one haha"

>this happened

minecon compilation when ?

"I'll make sure the franchise crashes and burns before I retire"

Post more Korra

>the netherending story

I actually am. What's the anime?

>21K Subs
>Makes intro videos for other channels
Gotta carve out a niche I guess?

Wait, is someone new feeling up his ass now? Who knew Minecon was a big bacchanalian orgy?

That's Yoruichi you faggot.

I sure do love video games!

>That fucking kid dabbing like crazy

Kinda lackluster this year.

>He likes colored wool

Steve confirmed for niggerlover

>Yfw you realize you are watching a man give a guided tour of a fictional character's house

This is the type of videogame we're talking about. Play me more, glorious user.

nigger the costume contest hasnt even started

>This year

When does actually good cringe begin?

re:zero it's pretty ok

Any lewd scenes?

k

Has the cape design been revealed yet or are the keeping the most important thing for last?

Nothing wrong with Videogames!

butt video games

Agree

how can someone be named ya boi?

Does anyone still have an old "minecraft troll chan" OC? There was an old video from minecon(?) with cute chubby teen.

Cobalt is still a thing?
Holy fuck.

Does Scrolls even still exist?

Oh no, costume contest

uh-huh, cool, totally

COSTUME CONTEST

WAKE THE FUCK BACK UP

COSPLAY SESSION IS GOING DOWN

COSPLAY

It begins.

I sure do love Street Fighter!

RA
MIR
EZ

>how long did it take?
>2 weeks
>does that include the chicken?
>...yeah?

good lord

RAMIREZ, GET IN THAT TACKY MINECRAFT COSTUME

>no bulge

>How long did the costume take?
>2 weeks
>How long did it take to make the chicken?
>...2 weeks?

>I love the buns
CALL THE COPS

JUST

What the fuck is Roblox mode

>GET OUT
>GET OUT

KEK

I'm sorry user.

>tfw no true aether/sky dimension
>tfw no nonzombie pigmen
>tfw no airships
>tfw no dragons

2 weeks

Why do they keep showing themselves off to the announcers, instead of facing towards the audience?

>that image
>brazzers

Meh, I saw worse. I'd watch it.

J
U
S
T

An attempt was made.

STOP JUST STOP

ONLY ONE TAIL

>chad

Someone IP block Cred Forums from the stream.

LOLIS

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

>Tails cosplay
>I'm Stampy

CUTE
U
T
E

>Tails
>only has one tail

>My mummy made it

>This fucking terrorist kid

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?

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I didn't know who this Stampy cunt was an hour ago but now I fucking loathe him.

FUCK ME DID I MISS Q & A

you know what as autistic as it is, these little fucks are enjoying themselves

let them have it lads, let them enjoy

I just like it when people find joy in things in life because lord knows I don't

I'm fucking dying.

BOY

The only thing of note was kids asking how much an entire set to run VR will cost them and a guy shilling his Youtube channel.

>that posture

too much computer games

there aint no frogs in minecraft what you trying to pull

GREEN TOP AND DRESS?

THAT'S INCREDIBLE

THAT'S SO COOL

Me on the right.

TRUUUUUUUMP

NO NO NO NO NO NO

that fuckin pepe

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>my ant made it

OUTSOURCE THE WALL

Who is stampy?

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The only cringe thing about this how fucking con was the obvious pedophiles.

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THAT'S REALLY WELL DONE
THAT'S SOO COOOL

His ANT made it?! Holy shit my dudes

dry humping on stage

I can't wait for one of these costumes to fall apart when the announcers touch it.

Delete this before

>doesn't remember frog girl

Fuck you beat me.

Here's the rest.

>is this part of your costume

>that awkward moment when that adult female was in this thing costume show shit

What is fucking going on

>that Chibi Robo frog cosplay

at least thats what I'll pretend it was

>mfw I lost my thique hips folder also known as Street fighter folder in reformating for raid

My life isn't the same since then anymore

>a parade of autistic children dressed as cardboard boxes stumble across a stage while two grown men awkwardly praise them

>bunch of autistic kids gathering in one easy location

It's like candyland for them.

>really nigga

jesus christ

JAILBAIT
JAILBAIT
JAILBAIT

Autism knows no age, user.

>thats some cool wings you have there
>you wanna come into my hotel room later?

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>look at everyone with your snout out

jesus christ that sounded dirty

That's kinda cute

"my favorite part is the feet"

make it stop

So this is how they attract people.

>what are you?
>a wolf
you ain't a wolf bitch you a cripple

Sounds awful.

Is this legal?

autism_level_off_the_chart.png.jpg

Maybe the cosplay continues under the skirt you don't know. They're judges, they have to do their job.

Notice when he said that he mumbled something like "oh that sounds weird" top fucking kek

>my favourite part is the feet
>she's in a wheelchair

haha fucking hell

I hope someone makes a chris hansen edit of this whole con.

holy fuck

These judges are getting way too grabby with these costumes. Isn't the main rule with someone else's costume to not to mess with it too much so it doesn't fall apart?!

Also these are really cute cosplays, lots of light up costumes and nifty ways of doing wings.

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What is Stampy?

she just had a broken leg

>aggressive chicken

What did he mean by this?

yeah, that nigga knew

>trying to tell a pedophile LOOK but don't touch

I think it''s a youtuber

Where is the bags of money?

>NOTCH
awkward

>kid dressed as fucking Notch

>the one kid who's cosplaying Notch

There's still hope for us yet

>furries

dropping head
>he was being controlled by an alien all along

jesus christ

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jesus christ this bat...

i gotta say... it looks good

>nobody will ever cosplay as you

why even live

>HEELIES

The heelies

PEDOBEAR

finally, some good autism

>autistic family
Kinda cute.

is this from the mechagodzilla

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if you stack what?

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They just let anyone walk on don't they.

She dropping truthbombs

>people are cosplaying as youtubers now

What the fuck

that's a boy

>MormonsDayOut.jpg

>My dad and I went through a portal and ended up in hell

"how long can you keep that in your mouth"

>businesscard

this nigga going places

I WANNA FUCK HER FURRY PUSSY

All this autism, everyone's so awkward. This is the Minecon I know.

>I was going to ask questions involving large mouth movements

>dad is JUST incarnate

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>some lolis that were on stage
Mmm, good shit.

I want to fuck that sheep

I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHEEP

>thighs

HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LEGS
E
G
S

>dressing up as a slutty sheep

My dick shouldn't be doing what it's doing for this sheep.

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Literally a sex costume

this

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Please tell me that sheep was a grown woman

these poor, poor, disabled children

I wanna fuck that sheep

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>tfw no autistic minecraft g/f

>that sheep girl

Fucking kill me please, the jailbait is too strong

>the one grown woman that isn't with her family
>its a fucking sexy sheep with a corset
how the fuck do normies end up here?

WOW AHAAH
WOW LOOK AT THAT
WOW

At least they are a happy.

I hope so, senpai

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Nice

>you'll never rip open those boxes and fuck the sheep
no purpose in life

>TFW no autistic wife to procreate with and play videogames with

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Carmack groupie

it was a grown man

Is this autism?

Mommy, user want milky!

Even better

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I want ender mom to punish me

QUICK SOMEONE DRAW OC OF SHEEP SLUT!!

A CUTE

>I wish I was at home playing Minecraft

>tfw no sheep slut/ender mom ship

fags

This dragon thing is so elaborate, what the hell.

What did he mean by this?

no.

MOMMY BOX BABY WANT MILKY

Which one?

minecraft hoes

>the fat one is the cow

come on now

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Emo girl

pretty sure that was there when the kids showed up

2>4>3>>>>>>>>a piece of shit>

second from the left

right two

The one dressed like an enderman, choosing anyone else is objectively wrong

the cow obv
free reel istate

i got you

are those fucking chrismas lights inside his costume?

4th or 3th

Right

I take 3 and 4.

Me on the left

3 then 4

Also.

What the fuck is a sholker?

this thing is haram

>Go to the end of the stage
>end of the stage haha
>go there haha
>go on down on the end of the stage
jesus

That's a dick

Lul

my name is not important

>dad forces his two daughters to cosplay

This con

>another notch

makes me smile

You can't make this shit up

>that notch

pshhh, nuthin personel kid

>another Notch cosplay

>Loli cubes

not fat enough

>dressing like an SF hipster

TODD HOWARD

The creeper hoodie girl from Q&A earlier!

in the end of the day they are probably happier than us

>A FUCKING TERRORIST

I see a penis

homeless notch

some new shit. No on is this thread has played pass the combat update. I think it fires levitation spells at you until you die from fall damage.

best one desu

Allah Ackbar

>wants to cosplay as Notch
>dresses like a bum
really makes u think

>what are you dressed as?
>isis

this reminds me of halloween at elementary school, all our costumes were shit and we were stupid but at least the adults wanted to be there

I don't think you understand how much joy this is bringing us then

i.4cdn.org/v/1474747042790.png

Ok that one was pretty cool.

>I'm a realistic creeper
>BOOM!

>Ruthie, do the fucking sound!

That magma cube is actually well-done

ASS

>dad more autistic than the daughter

>loli in a box

just like my japanese onaholes

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>I think it fires levitation spells at you until you die from fall damage

That's kinda neat. Wonder if I should reinstall Minecraft, assuming I can even remember my Mojang login/password after years.

>it's Wither Storm

youtube.com/watch?v=Wu9QBn9i4EQ

>look out to the audience
>turns his head and smiles
oh autism, you never stop giving!

that zombie villager's arms were fucked

>the cube is still leaving the stage

> Look towards the audience
> Turns his head around

...

he's just a nazi

watching this makes me feel like a normie

but then I realise I'm actually watching it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>shotadog

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If you had told me this was a cardboard box convention I'd have believed you.

>that qt with the gay pride cape

Really makes me think

Let me die. :(

>that lolidog

nice

>Skipping all this prime autism

FUCK OFF hosts

blackface llol

> loli crawling around in all 4
If only she wasn't 3D

>fire emblem
>pokemon

Its an AT-AT

Expected autism
got boners

>cosplaying a character from a completely different game because his character has it as its skin

People gave Notch shit for selling Minecraft but after watching this I feel he made the right choice.

>how long did it take to make this
>about 30 hours...
>SIXTY HOURS WOW

>fire emblem

>dresses as someone from fire emblem
>at minecon

boy

>kid in blackface for his bat costume

How does he get away with it?

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the stagehands look fucking pissed

BLACKFACE

...

This is so embarrassing to watch.
At least there are cute lolis

there is literally a black girl there....and he is going blackface...TRIGGERED

MUH DICK

>totally not a furry
furry detected

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>totally not a furry

>TOTALLY NOT A FURRY
HOLY SHIT KEK

>fucking realistic Steve
>that sword motion

OH FUCK

>totally not a furry

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Someone edit this on pic related

>TOTALLY NOT A FURRY

>already chad as fuck at that age
>at minecon

How

>TOTALLY NOT A FURRY

>skipping qt bunny
WHY!!!!!???!?!?

>KID SHILLING HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL

More youtube shilling lmao

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>5 year olds viral marketing at Minecon

kill me paul

>totally not a furry

TIP TOP KEK

That kid is going places.

>LITERALLY THE NEXT GENERATION OF YOUTUBERS

AMERICAN
CULTURE

>balls with his youtube channel on it
>throw into crowd
>everyone avoids them

Ok which one of you niggers was this

>all those kids using Minecon to advertise their channels
youtube was a mistake

>super fucking smug
BASED

ALLAHU ACKBAR

>tfw no black autistic loli

>I'm totally not a furry you guys, it's a minecraft costume

She's gonna be a qt when she's legally aged.

>don't look at me
I bet it's a grown manlet as well.

>it got a little messy
>the mood has changed
>what did that even come out of?

Are those Pepe socks?

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

KEEMSTAR

>KEEMSTAR

KEEMSTAR

>that fucking keemstar troll

>I'm dressed as my favorite youtuber
>hosts can't help but laugh

>some kid dressed as a gnome

who?

chuuni

>>KEEMSTAR

>that girl

i want an autistic enderpearl gf

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She's already a qt
A qt loli that is