What are some games where I can kill these fucking subhumans known as clowns?

the happy time circus wads are good for clown-slaughtering

Consider therapy.

>these things are supposed to make children laugh
Jesus, why are clowns so fucking creepy? Nothing can make me shit my pants more than these assholes. When I was in grade 3 there were multiple of these abominations running after me and my class playing tag and all of the kids were crying and genuinely terrified of them. One kid even got a heart attack when one jumped at him from out of nowhere.

>tfw I genuinely find clowns quite amusing and I can't figure out why people think they're scary

i agree, i think they're strange but delightful people

Just spare the clown girls

>he doesn't like balloons

Considering what a stereotypically "creepy" thing clowns are, there actually aren't that many games that feature them as enemies.

I wonder

> People fearing clowns

Pussies pieces of shit.

If you got Doom 2 :
doomworld.com/idgames/levels/doom2/Ports/a-c/circus2

Bonus point if you also use Brutal Doom so you can tell them to go fuck themselves before you shotgun them.

I know I am one but why are Millennials so fucking afraid of clowns? Never heard stories of Boomers or Gen X being afraid of them.

Clowns are just people with makeup, being scared of them is stupid

Also posting best clown girl

John Wayne Gacy most likely affected the way western society viewed clowns as a whole for a generation and juggalos didn't really help the "clown image" either.

Anyone have that old copypasta about clown rape?

Don't rape clowns!

Well clowns are just people so logically they shouldn't be scary, but aposematism is an evolutionary reason some people may get that reaction, others may have had bad experiences as a child, not to mention the fucking notorious serial killer who ran around killing people, dressed as a clown.

It wasn't about raping clowns, it was about clowns doing the raping.

Well that's not interesting

Ask youre mum fgt.

John Wayne Gacy did not kill people while dressed as a clown.

That's not what I said retard, learn to read.

I will admit, I didn't write it as "dressed as a clown in his spare time" because I assumed Cred Forums wouldn't spaz out like a faggot over something so trivial but It seems I failed to remember Cred Forums is full of autists and has to correct everyone to feel justified in their pathetic lives.

Fun fact: clowns usually round off the tips of their painted smiles to appear less frightening. Gacy left his pointed.

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I wanna fuck a clown lady

I want to hug this clown!

Things get confusing when she asks for a creampie.

Is she thick?

Billy pls go

fucking clown fiesta

fuck you cunt

That poor girls clown career got ruined because of people like you.

Fear of clowns, the memeiest of phobias

OMG IM JUST SO AFRAID OF CLOWNS hehe amirite guys XD

What'd I do?

I imagine she makes a honk noise whenever you thrust into her.

Made me laugh

Creampie the clown

>the clown epidemic is spreading through the south faster every day and no presidential nominee will bring it up

Have they been infiltrated?

I've seen this specific clown before, but where?

Gunnar you wanna play some dying light?

CarnEvil.

Thats Bozo.

>ignoring the real threat

>tfw she does a magic trick on your dick
youtube.com/watch?v=d-QWdYOPchg

Clowns are the original memers.

Clowns are literally being hunted in the south right now, it's fucking hilarious.

I doubt this. She could easily just change her clown get up and no one would recognize her.

How many young girls decide "I wanna be a clown"?

most people who are afraid of clowns dont even know who that is

Clowns are cool.
People shouldn't be afraid of them.

But I still wouldn't mind if jesters made a comeback.

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Clown detected.

Jesters>clowns

Kabukis > Mimes > shit > Clowns

Jesters >>> regular clowns

it's just the cool thing to do, there hasn't been pro clown media in decades

Stephen King's IT, mainly.

>Bozo
Right, it's all falling together now. Thank you, user, I think you just solved one of the greatest mysteries surrounding my childhood and that murder.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

Kabukis are too niche

Clowns are way better and can be applied literally anywhere because they're clowns.

Why lie on the internet?

She has a new video up on YouTube doing parties for kids. Living her dream

>Honk squad
>Born to pie

/thread
There's literally nothing to add to this

cant wait

I wish.

Yeah I agree. But clowns still cool, people shouldn't be afraid of them.

ffvi

KILL JESTER

>it took this long
Goddammit Cred Forums

I remember having a nightmare as a little kid about a killer clown, and the only clown I had ever seen was probably Bozo. I think the exaggerated features of clowns trigger some deep rooted primal fear in some people, so it doesn't matter if they're portrayed positively or not.

I know Curry's performance is iconic, but it's completely different from the book. Pennywise, aka Robert Grey, speaks with a very calm pleasant voice and looks, at a distance at least, like a somewhat normal clown. The moment Curry opens his mouth, you know he's bad news, while in the book he's much more subtle and sinister.

>video not available

No no no no no no no no no no no
Mimes are literally actually fucking scary.
They're fucking back and white freaks who flail their arms at you and have not talking as a staple.

Clown master race

Fuck jester

In my opinion they are creepy because they are out of context. A full colored a bizzarre person can be fun when you are a child of the 18th century that can eat only dust and its poor as fuck in grey world. But not in the 20 and 21 century.

The other answer are is IT, that popularized for good.

>spam disarm
>*fart
>table
>smack in to window
>repeat

What parent in their right mind would hire a clown for a kid's party? A magician is a much better choice.

Because magic tricks are gay, while clowns are stupid and funny.

>clown
>funny
Maybe if you are high

Kiss Psyco Circus.

Someone remember it?

I'm high right now and I don't find clowns funny

But I find funny the idea of a battle between clowns, jesters, mimes and kabukis

I don't even know why they call him a killer clown.. He didn't kill as a Clown. That was just his occupancy..

Better question: What video games have normal, just-tell-jokes-and-don't-kill-anybody clowns?

It's fucking weird how evil clowns have completely eclipsed actual clowns.

Ace Attorney 2

HONK!!

Pokemon.

What makes It so special? Christine didn't lead to everyone being scared shitless of cars.

And Pennywise wasn't even It's true form.

Clowns really are a timeless meme

PLEASE

I DON'T NEED ANY MORE FETISHES

I wonder what this will looks like in 2025

Am I the only one who thinks 2012 is unironically funny?

Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask

Yes you do!

Imagine every thrust inside her she honks her nose in place of her moans.

How old are you?

Heavy Rain

You'd try so hard to keep a straight face and a boner but you'd fail both.
Seems like a gift and a curse.

No, why.jpg is best meme type

What about games where I can play as a clown?

>ran around killing people, dressed as a clown.
You did say that.

Name?

Let it go autist that was nearly an hour ago.

Your memory's fading gramps.

Cred Forums was the first to introduce/spread 2005, 2008 and 2012-styled memes;
the whole imageboard got stuck there and never evolved

As you can see, the 2015 model was created by normalfags: many more new young memers approached the Internet, staying away from Cred Forums and anonymity

Instead of searching for the lulz, new memers tried to get money and fame out of memes
But lack of anonymity made memes politically correct, losing much of their power

Cred Forums was also infected by normies, and that's when the flow of fresh golden OCs died

And that's why modern memes mostly suck

t. former 2007 Cred Forumstard

Where do you think we are

I only recently opened the thread.

>IT was scary
it's fucking Tim Curry as a hammy as fuck clown how the fuck is this scary?
youtu.be/A3ZbnfXEuyc?t=79

dropsy

>t. former 2007 Cred Forumstard
You sure do write like one

Where's the link to her youtube

>create a person who is supposed to be funny
>mostly seen in horror these days

Whoever came up with clowns just failed on a colossal scale of some kind.

Dark Cloud
God Hand
Twisted Metal
Devil May Cry

If at least one of these fuckers doesn't sacrifice themselves to the greater good and get shot while throwing a pie at a coos face, imma be disappointed

dum

A 2007 Cred Forumstard is way more Cred Forums than. 16er /vol/tard

DESTROY US ALL

Pretty much this. Penny-wise is actually comical. He's a better clown than most clowns

> think the wierd ass clowns appearing in the woods are hilarious
>mfw when they're showing up around my area now.
But seriously there gonna end up spookin Tyrone and get shot.

modern memes suck because they can spread so rapidly through the many social outlets of the modern internet
Something that's funny today becomes the most unfunny virulent beaten horse a week later. And then another two weeks later it's on TV or slapped on merchandise
The only thing we have left is absurdist niche memes made on our hometurf because they're not funny in any other context

that's what I tried to do, for the old times

to be fair, 2007 Cred Forums didn't really give a shit about grammar and often used emoticons as well :D :D

>You will never return to Cred Forums before it was taken over by far right extremists
It hurts

Things have gotten so polarized, everything's a fucking political crusade now and there's only extremists on either side.

I miss the good ol' days when we gave less of a shit.

Funniest damn thing I've seen all day

No, that format is extremely common for a reason.
PowerPoint doesn't work. It just doesn't work on people.
But, if you instead take one word and one face, ANYONE gets it. It couldn't be simpler. A face and a word. You can probably recall a few of these in your reaction image folder besides just the obvious WHY.

GTA V has a whole segment where Trevor smokes some laced marijuana and hallucinates being assaulted by hundreds of retarded clowns and you have to kill them all.

God Hand
>enter the carnival stage
>beat the shit out of everyone
>hear a help from somewhere
>realize i can enter to a building
>found a clown sitting in the middle of the building
>he gets up and simply says "what the hell" and proceeds to the beat me up
it was quite the experience witnessing that

People were chastised for using emoticons then too. Unless it was ironic.

But man, do I miss those times.

Just look up clown girl on YouTube. It's Pixi something, may have to scroll down a but it's there

Remember that none of this has anything to do with politics.
They still manage to find their way into conversation all the time.

Christ, this. When Anonymous started getting political instead of burning shit for fun, I knew everything else was going to end that way as well

Who else Greenville here?

Don't worry OP, the clowns on the news are just a campaign for the new It movie.

I'm surprised no clowns have started doing let's plays

Sensible Chuckle.gif

it was just a hoax amigo, a guy got arrested for filing false police reports

Dear god, the police are in on it.

THE CLOWNS ARE TAKING OVER
HIDE YOUR KIDS

What do you have against clowns, kya?

Thanks for giving me an idea for a new YouTube channel

I dont think most people are afraid of clowns, but they just arent funny

Unless its a hot clown girl with big honkers

Honk honk

I'd watch a let's play from a mime desu

peak clownludo right here

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>Boomers or Gen X
Because millenials are the only ones that feel the need to broadcast every boring detail of their pathetic lives

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As made evident by this site and its politics obsessions

I saw it when I was 5

It was pretty surreal. But of course it's not as scary anymore since it's old.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9NPW3mi8o

Mimes can literally tap into the mime force and create invisible walls, unless they break their vow of silence.

Timesplitters 2 had a whole group of characters from the circus. There were a couple of clowns in there.

Social media was a mistake.

Oh no, it is exactly what is always was supposed to be.

What kind of games could you make that focuses on non-evil clowns?

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Those should have been the armies in For Honor not this Knight, Viking, and Samurai shit.

The one that ended with a pie in the face?

What games have jester waifus?

I need this

Payday 2

This bitch is too fucking cute. At least with the makeup on. Too bad she's hispanic and in 10-20 years she'll be a fat pile of wrinkles.

Millenial hate is one of the most pathetic memes that got into mainstream.

I would probably watch this, and I mean innocent and giggly kind of clown shit, not ironic or with sexual undertones at all. Kind of like that grandma who did those Skyrim LPs. It would remind me of simpler times.

youtube.com/watch?v=TpfIGjfYFjo

Pixel Payasita if i remember correctly

newgrounds.com/portal/view/555963
just jump down