It is recommended that you play the tutorial before you start

>it is recommended that you play the tutorial before you start
>don't pick the tutorial

LOCK ME UP

>game tells me to press space to continue
>click the mouse
>game continues
SOMEBODY STOP ME

these threads arent funny anymore

>press any button to start
>press the power button on purpose

SICK AND TWISTED

Jared Leto sucks, he is pretty overated.

>see a thread I'm not interested in
>decide to post on it anyway

MADMAN

>game doesn't have multiplayer
>i say it has multiplayer anyway

THROW THE KEY AWAY

>play splitscreen Mario Kart with friends
>i go backwards on the course

DAMAGED

MOMS

>team tells me to pick a healer in Overwatch
>pick Hanzo instead

MOMS GONNA FREAK

>shoot a man before throwing him off a plane
LOCK ME UP

The biggest prank he pulled was on the audience.
By playing the joker.

>Press start button to proceed
>Press X

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>team has 5 spies and i'm the only soldier
>"why do we have so many spies?"
>make it 6
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

GONNA

GONNA

GONNA

>want to make the plane crash seem like an accident
>shoot the people inside

WITH NO SURVIVORS

I thought that was a skeleton with huge tits

SHIT

FREAK
R
E
A
K

>puck up the can
>throw the can at the guard
I CRY WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE

GONNA

GONNA

no the real biggest joke of all was the producers tricking leto into taking this role and then only using 5 minutes of his footage

they pranked him pretty good

>Container (empty)
>open it anyway
Sssssomebody stop me!

>game wants me to do a heavy attack on this enemy to break its guard
>parry and kill him using light attacks

CAN'T BE FIXED

>misses comment chain
>replies anyway

MOMS

>"Now saving. Do not turn off the console."
>Press power button
BEYOND REPAIR

What's wrong with salt in your coffee? Makes it less bitter and it reminds me of home.

Demons Souls

>tell brother the "fire rises" before he dies
>the fire hasn't even started yet
I GUESS HE'LL JUST HAVE TO IMAGINE THE FIRE

I duplicated so many Pokemon in Silver doing that.

>Mr. Resetti scolds you for resetting
>reset console as he's speaking
Ooooh, I'm a naughty, naughty boy.

>am a fan of Jap games
>built myself a gaming PC and bought an Xbox

LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>Tutorial masquerades as the actual game and is spread out over the first several hours of the game
Jesus fucking Christmas, just give me access to everything and let me go figure shit out for myself and actually play the goddamn game you handholding piece of shit.

>I bought a Nintendo console for third party games

WAKE ME UP

"anymore"
these threads were never funny*
FTFY

>dude gives me the thing i wanted
>refuse to pay him back

HE NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

HEY

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>bought a wii u simply to browse the internet

DAMAGED